The BEST episodes of Breaking News
Every episode of Breaking News ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Breaking News!
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#1 - Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/2021
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
#2 - The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/24/2023
Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
#3 - You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/10/2023
Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times. Content Warning: Misophonia (Food Mashing & Tearing) [7:05 - 8:30]
#4 - Who is the Real Raphael Chestang?
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/26/2023
Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
#5 - Dropout America 2
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/12/2023
Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
#6 - Magic, Love and Coldplay
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/18/2022
#7 - Fuck Austin Texas
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/4/2022
#8 - Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/18/2022
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
#9 - Mi Scusi
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/4/2022
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
#10 - I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/21/2022
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
#11 - Gilchrest Savoy, The Wealthiest Man of 1906
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/7/2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
#13 - True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien (Part 2)
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/2021
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
#14 - Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/26/2021
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
#15 - Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/7/2023
Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
#16 - I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/29/2021
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
#18 - We've Actually Met Before
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/1/2021
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
#19 - It's A Classic Virgin Tradition
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/17/2021
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
#20 - Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/2/2019
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
#21 - "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/25/2019
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
#22 - Man Turns Home into Home Depot
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/18/2019
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
#23 - On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/11/2019
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
#24 - Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/9/2019
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
#25 - Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/16/2019
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.