The WORST episodes of Brassic

Every episode of Brassic ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Brassic!

In a forgotten corner of Northern England, Vinnie and his mates are stone-broke. Driven to a life of petty crime, Vinnie, Dylan, Cardi, Ash, Tommo and JJ's friendship has stood the test of time, but the cracks are beginning to show. As their past indiscretions begin to catch up with them and the realisation hits that they are getting in way over their heads, the boys need each other now more than ever.

Last Updated: 10/20/2025Network: Sky MaxStatus: Continuing
Sweet Sixteen
star
7.52
161 votes

#1 - Sweet Sixteen

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/19/2023

Erin's dad dies, leaving her with a debt to the local honchos, so the gang do what they do best to get the money - some cheeky thievery.

Skool Reunion
star
7.57
53 votes

#2 - Skool Reunion

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/2025

A school reunion pulls the gang into the sights of a psycho ex-classmate, who uses Ronnie in his plan for revenge.

Directors: Jordan Hogg
Writer: Ava Pickett
Missing Body
star
7.61
174 votes

#3 - Missing Body

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2023

A catastrophic encounter with an old land mine lands the gang in trouble with the MacDonaghs again.

The Bishops
star
7.62
66 votes

#4 - The Bishops

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2025

When a new gang turns up, Vinnie reunites the crew, takes on a classic Bishops job and reminds Hawley who's boss.

Directors: Leon Lopez
Gideon's Mum Funeral
star
7.69
207 votes

#5 - Gideon's Mum Funeral

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/13/2021

Vinnie's friend Gideon calls to say his mother has passed away, and asks Vin to help him honour her final wishes with a dignified farewell.

Your Pony's A C***!
star
7.70
532 votes

#6 - Your Pony's A C***!

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/22/2019

Vinnie's plan to steal a tiny horse is thwarted by a jar of chloroform and a pigeon.

Classic Cars
star
7.70
205 votes

#7 - Classic Cars

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/27/2021

Mr and Mrs Bishop are back and the gang are again caught up in their bitter divorce battle, as Mr Bishop asks Vinnie to nick his prized classic cars.

The Ransom
star
7.72
212 votes

#8 - The Ransom

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2021

Vinnie is called to be the bag drop man when Ashley's cousin is kidnapped for ransom. But when the boys lose the money, a backup plan is needed - quickly.

Big Sandy's Funeral
star
7.72
435 votes

#9 - Big Sandy's Funeral

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/22/2019

Needing cash for stripper Big Sandy's funeral, the lads decide to rob her boss's safe - but plans go awry when they get trapped in a sewer.

The Fish
star
7.73
363 votes

#10 - The Fish

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/5/2019

Desperate to pay back McCann, the boys help a woman get revenge on her ex-husband. Then, Vinnie spies a chance to double their money.

Heartbreak
star
7.73
127 votes

#11 - Heartbreak

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/2024

Cardi's mum shows up in Hawley after being AWOL for years, announcing that she is getting married... again. Meanwhile, Carol gets a nasty shock of her own.

Albert
star
7.74
161 votes

#12 - Albert

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/2023

A giant bunny, a crocodile and a golf buggy chase - Cardi goes on a mission that'll truly test his mettle.

Ratcatcher
star
7.75
158 votes

#13 - Ratcatcher

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/26/2023

A ratcatcher is hired to help with Jim's rat problem, but it is soon clear it's him who needs help.

Lost in the Woods
star
7.75
183 votes

#14 - Lost in the Woods

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/2022

What should have been a fun, lads-only camping trip turns into a nightmare when the gang end up horrendously lost.

Hans
star
7.76
167 votes

#15 - Hans

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/2023

Tommo gets the surprise of his life when a young German man comes to town.

The Intruder
star
7.76
271 votes

#16 - The Intruder

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/28/2020

Suffering from insomnia, Vinnie decides to have a chilled night in at the local pub, but things take a sinister turn when a stranger breaks in.

The Great Bull Semen Heist
star
7.77
233 votes

#17 - The Great Bull Semen Heist

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/6/2021

Vinnie is finally released from prison and does his best to lie low. But when Farmer Jim arrives with a very lucrative job, he finds it impossible to refuse.

The Festival
star
7.78
269 votes

#18 - The Festival

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/4/2020

Ordered by McCann to sell all the weed they have grown, the lads decide to throw a music festival in Jim's field.

Caravan of Courage
star
7.78
158 votes

#19 - Caravan of Courage

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/2023

A caravan with some precious cargo goes missing and the gang are tasked with getting it back.

The Wizard of E
star
7.79
33 votes

#20 - The Wizard of E

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/2025

Curtis Plum revives his DJ persona for a dying man - can the gang find his right-hand man before time runs out?

Antique Hunters
star
7.80
270 votes

#21 - Antique Hunters

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/21/2020

Erin attends a disastrous dinner party with Jake's family while Tommo hatches a plan to steal some erotic furniture to reinvigorate the Rat & Cutter.

The Mark
star
7.81
122 votes

#22 - The Mark

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/31/2024

After being humiliated by some local youths, Ashley decides it's time to up his game - with the help of Jim and Cardi.

The Circus
star
7.81
290 votes

#23 - The Circus

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/7/2020

The gang try to lure Vinnie out of hiding with a new business plan - robbing the local circus.

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Getting There
star
7.81
188 votes

#24 - Getting There

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/7/2022

The gang is back and ready to hit the road for Ringo and Babs’ wedding in deepest Wales, while Vinnie gets wind of Erin's hiding place.

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Naked Cult
star
7.83
126 votes

#25 - Naked Cult

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2024

Tommo meets Craig, the once semi-famous dance arcade champion, as the gang try to rescue Gideon from a naked cult.

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