The BEST episodes of Blunt Talk

Every episode of Blunt Talk ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Blunt Talk!

The show follows British newscaster Walter Blunt who moves to Los Angeles with the intention of conquering American nightly cable news. His misguided decisions on and off the air prove that his ultimate ambitions will be difficult to achieve.

Last Updated: 12/27/2023Network: STARZStatus: Ended
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I Brought a Petting Goat!
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8.31
335 votes

#1 - I Brought a Petting Goat!

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/17/2015

Walter throws an epic party to commemorate the 33rd anniversary of the end of the Falklands War.

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Meth or No Meth, You Still Gotta Floss
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8.15
333 votes

#2 - Meth or No Meth, You Still Gotta Floss

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/3/2015

Walter joins Rosalie on a mission to find her missing husband. Meanwhile, Jim must step into Walter's shoes.

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Who Kisses So Early in the Morning?
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8.05
335 votes

#3 - Who Kisses So Early in the Morning?

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/10/2015

Celia makes a blunder that unfavorably thrusts Walter back into the public eye.

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A Beaver That's Lost Its Mind
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8.03
480 votes

#4 - A Beaver That's Lost Its Mind

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/12/2015

Walter's attempt to be a better father to his youngest son takes a hit when news comes that his former wife is dating a rock star.

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The Queen Of Hearts
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7.92
432 votes

#5 - The Queen Of Hearts

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/19/2015

A friendly poker game gets out of hand, forcing Rosalie to book a controversial guest whom Walter despises; and Celia picks up a bad habit.

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All My Relationships End in Pain
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7.88
512 votes

#6 - All My Relationships End in Pain

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/5/2015

The court orders Walter to attend AA meetings while his staff entertain themselves in peculiar ways during the weekend.

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Goodnight, My Someone
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7.88
363 votes

#7 - Goodnight, My Someone

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/26/2015

When Walter's estranged son returns to LA for a boxing match, Walter aims to make peace with him. Celia gets pulled into family drama.

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Let's Save Central Florida! Let's Save Midtown!
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7.87
293 votes

#8 - Let's Save Central Florida! Let's Save Midtown!

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/24/2015

Walter visits an unconventional specialist and then bumps a volatile guest with disastrous results.

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Is This All Because I Didn't Call You
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7.86
264 votes

#9 - Is This All Because I Didn't Call You

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/11/2016

After a final confrontation with the Rudolphs, Walter must find a way to make his case to the people of Los Angeles.

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I Can't Believe I Made Love to a Sociopath
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7.82
256 votes

#10 - I Can't Believe I Made Love to a Sociopath

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/2016

On the eve of Vivian and Moby's wedding, Walter gets tangled up in a private detective's web of conspiracy. Meanwhile, Celia's new lover brings Jim to his breaking point.

Directors: Michael Lehmann
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I Seem to Be Running Out of Dreams for Myself
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7.80
835 votes

#11 - I Seem to Be Running Out of Dreams for Myself

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/22/2015

An opinionated British broadcaster in Los Angeles has a drunken escapade which lands him in jail, leaving him scrambling to save his cable news show from cancellation.

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I Remember That Time More Like a Movie I Saw Than a Life I Lived
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7.68
328 votes

#12 - I Remember That Time More Like a Movie I Saw Than a Life I Lived

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/2016

Walter reunites with an old flame who is in the midst of investigating an important story. As Jim and Celia celebrate three months together, Rosalie adjusts to time apart from Teddy.

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It's Been Months Since I Kidnapped You
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7.65
302 votes

#13 - It's Been Months Since I Kidnapped You

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/2016

Walter and the team travel to a local jail to interview Duncan Adler. Meanwhile, Jim has newfound confidence after a one-night fling.

Directors: Bill D'Elia
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I Experience Shame and Anticipate Punishment
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7.59
669 votes

#14 - I Experience Shame and Anticipate Punishment

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/29/2015

Walter blows a chance to cover a storm that could give his career a shot in the arm, so his staff formulates a backup plan, while Harry considers making a big sacrifice to save Walter's career.

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Love Is Not Linear
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7.51
259 votes

#15 - Love Is Not Linear

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/2016

Just as the team reach a dead end with the Rudolphs, a shady figure goes digging for dirt on Walter - and he may have the answers they need.

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How Is It That Every Conversation We Have Comes Back to the Size of Your Penis?
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7.48
302 votes

#16 - How Is It That Every Conversation We Have Comes Back to the Size of Your Penis?

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/2016

Walter decides to chase down the head of Rudolph Global, whom he suspects of wrongdoing. Tension mounts between Harry and Walter.

Directors: Leslye Headland
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A Cell Doesn't Have to Be a Closet
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7.47
254 votes

#17 - A Cell Doesn't Have to Be a Closet

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/2016

Harry and Walter discover they've been framed for murder. Walter's absence from the office leads to a giant opportunity for Shelly.

Directors: Michael Lehmann
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Walter Has to Look After Walter
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7.43
258 votes

#18 - Walter Has to Look After Walter

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/4/2016

Martin and Rosalie grapple with life-changing news. Walter, Harry, Celia and Jim attend a surrealist ball thrown by the nefarious Rudolphs, hoping to finally obtain a confession.

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If It Comes in a Plastic Bag, Don't Eat It
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7.30
328 votes

#19 - If It Comes in a Plastic Bag, Don't Eat It

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/2016

Walter learns Cornelia may be risking her life while working on a drought story. Meanwhile, Jim's on-air colonoscopy goes awry.

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Your Therapist and His Pussy Are Here
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7.30
285 votes

#20 - Your Therapist and His Pussy Are Here

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/2016

After Cornelia gets into hot water, Walter vows to investigate the corruption revolving around the drought in LA. Jim is devastated when Celia asks for a break in their relationship.

Directors: Leslye Headland
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