The WORST episodes of Benidorm (2007)
Every episode of Benidorm (2007) ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Benidorm (2007)!
Follow holidaymakers at the Solana Resort in Benidorm. Hilarity ensues as guests try to get value for their Euros.
#1 - The Benidorm Circus
Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/3/2017
Sitcom set on the Costa Blanca. When Baby Jesus contaminates the swimming pool with weed killer, the guests have to be evacuated. Joyce hastily arranges a trip to the circus.
#2 - Advert Audition
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/15/2017
When The Solana meat supplier lets Joyce down she turns to Lesley, who enlists Mateo. Mr Wu can’t help so what should they do? Joey and Tiger get some part-time work, and Jodie auditions for an advert. How is Troy keeping tabs on Kenneth & Liam?
#3 - Little Provisions
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2016
Tiger and Joey go mountain-climbing and soon have a run in with a hiker who takes exception to their seemingly loutish behaviour. The situation worsens when they realise they've forgotten to bring any water. After Pauline's relapse, the Maltbys decide to cut their holiday short and take her home on the evening flight, while romance is in the air at the Solana with both Eddie and Rob landing themselves dates, and a stranger turns up at reception asking for Mateo.
#4 - Walking on Hot Coals
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2015
Liam's mum and Les's ex Gloria arrives in Benidorm to lure Liam back to the UK. Kenneth is after a cure for Joyce's mystery illness, while Glynn has found the perfect day out for him and Jacqueline. The Oracle is hoping to impress everyone by walking on hot coals.
#5 - Buck A Roo
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2015
The Garveys meet Buck A.Roo, who reveals a few shocks for the family. Meanwhile, Kenneth takes advantage of a psychic customer - Psychic Sue, and holds a séance to contact his mum - but the message he receives appears to be for someone else.
#6 - The Wedding
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/16/2008
After Mel and Madge's romantic evening stroll on the beach is very rudely interrupted, what is supposed to be the most memorable day of their lives - proceeds to become memorable for all the wrong reasons.
#7 - The Anniversary
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/9/2008
Martin is worried as Kate has checked out and taken her suitcase. But he thinks she may have popped out to the shops.
#8 - In The Deep End
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/28/2008
Everybody's back at the Solanas for more sun, sangria and swinging - including Madge's new boyfriend Mel, Didsbury's answer to Julio Iglesias.
#9 - Airport Strike
Season 10 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/2/2018
It's all go as another Summer holiday draws to a close - the Dawsons get mixed up in a strike at the airport as they try to return home and encounter a snotty holiday rep. Sam can't decide if to stay with Joey or return to her ex boyfriend. Grandad Dawson has a shock for the family, Ron Pickford is alive! Joyce gets a shock when she hears the Solana Resort is up for sale and has a potential new buyer, will they all be out of jobs? Holly Johnson entertains the holidaymakers at Neptunes.
#10 - Lost at Sea
Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/7/2018
The wedding party return after spending a night under the stars, but Kenneth is nowhere to be found. Jacqueline's dread soon turns to joy when he arrives back safe and sound after being rescued at sea. Meanwhile, Rob checks in with his much anticipated friend, and Joey is back with his new friend Callum in tow
#11 - Glimmer of Hope
Season 10 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/21/2018
Joyce is furious with Monty after a chaotic evening of magic, but a chance meeting with legendary entertainer Sammy Valentino might get him his job back. Meanwhile. Callum decides to go up-market and sets his sights on an older professional lady, and Eddie adds to the family discourse when he catches a glimpse of Cyd in the changing room next door. Elsewhere, Liam and Kenneth are not impressed with Jacqueline's latest old school business venture for Blow & Go, but it certainly seems to be pulling in the punters.
#12 - Lesley's Paranoia
Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/4/2018
As Noreen and Pauline return to the Solana, Pauline's writer's block disappears on finding her muse. Monty is worried about Sammy, but how can he lose ‘the fear'? Kenneth's ongoing romantic troubles means he needs a wife, will Sam oblige? Cyd's Dad flies in.
#13 - Noreen's Glamorous Twin
Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/11/2018
Sammy is excited after his comeback performance, and tries to persuade Monty that he is ready for an evening show - but an encounter with an obsessed fan gives him second thoughts. Meanwhile, Noreen senses the arrival of her twin sister Doreen, and Rob dashes to the airport to win back Cyd
#14 - Pauline's Novel
Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/18/2018
Joyce is furious with Sam and Monty after Sammy's disastrous performances in Neptunes, and she soon finds out that Monty has given him a Solana contract. Meanwhile, Doreen jumps the gun by sending Pauline's novel to be published, and Sheron and Billy take a trip down memory lane and spend a day reliving their youth. Elsewhere, Denis and Nigel are increasingly reluctant to arrest Lesley, and Mateo worries about having to go on another concubine cruise with Crystal Hennessy-Vass.
#15 - Monty Needs a New Job
Season 10 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/25/2018
Eddie and Loretta seem to be getting on surprisingly well as they make secret plans for an anniversary party for Billy and Sheron back in the UK, but it looks as if the anniversary couple are making plans of their own. Meanwhile, the chips are down for Monty now that Joyce has sacked him, and he needs a job - fast. Things are not good for Kenneth either, as he wakes up in the Blow and Go after a big night out to find that the builders have inadvertently bricked him in the place!
#16 - Terrible Exam Results
Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/26/2017
Concerns from the Blow and Go team and Sam for Liam's wellbeing leads to confusion when they fear he has joined a self-help group to confront a traumatic childhood experience. Rob's bad exam results make him question his future and he asks Tiger for a job at his dad's company. Now he has to break the news to his family that he is giving up university to become a building labourer. Suspicions about Malcolm's identity grow and Kenneth is intent on exposing him.
#17 - A Civilised Couple
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2007
Martin is happy now that his marriage is back on track but Kate feels guilty as she was too drunk to remember what happened the night before.Janice becomes jealous when Suzie, the girl Mick met when buying flip flops sings karaoke, assuming she is singing to Mick.Madge accidentally gives Donald and Jacqueline the impression that she is a swinger.
#18 - Joyce Temple
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2014
Donald and Jacqueline's friend called Big Donna has recently died and before they scatter her ashes, they are determined to give her a send off to remember. Joyce Temple-Savage foes on a mystery date and with Lesley left in charge of the hotel, nothing goes to plan.
#19 - Hello Benidorm
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2007
We meet the holiday makers who have just arrived at the Benidorm resort. With dysfunctional families, middle-aged swingers and bickering couples it's sure to be a holiday they'll never forget.
#20 - Mel and Mick’s Wedding Disaster
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2012
Madge is getting ready for her wedding to Mohammed but after Mick and Michael find Mohammed in a sports bar, they think that he is not quite what he seems. Joyce believes that somebody in the hotel is giving negative stories about the Solana to the local press and she recruits Donald and Jacqueline to spy on the staff. A trick is played on Sam by Trudy and she convinces her that she had unprotected sex with Liam while she was drunk.
#21 - Madge's Health Kick
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/6/2014
Madge attempts to come to terms with some shocking news that she’s received from her Doctor. Kenneth decides that its time he starts on a massive health kick. The Solana guests battle it out in a Man v Food competition, organised by Cyril Babcock.
#22 - The Arm-Wrestling Competition
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/11/2008
Janice tries to convince Madge not to agree to a wed a man they have only known for five minutes. Meanwhile an arm-wrestling match organised by The Oracle and his mum turns into Fight Club, offering some a chance to settle old scores.
#23 - Back in Sunny Beni
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/25/2011
Gavin has a new holiday companion; The Garveys can't find Madge, but do find Cilla Black; Mateo is introduced to his new colleague Les (aka Lesley); whilst Les's son Liam tries to spend time with girls Natalie and Sam.
#24 - The Beach
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/8/2007
The Oracle confesses to his mum that he feels the time has come to stop going on holiday with her, and Martin tells Kate that he was actually pleased she slept with Mateo. Meanwhile, the Garveys celebrate winning the quiz at the beach.
#25 - The Return Of The Oracle
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2007
A pub quiz at the hotel reveals Oracle's competitive side.Kate discusses her marriage problems with Madge.Donald tries to salvage Troy and Gavin's relationship.