The WORST episodes of Benidorm (2007)
Every episode of Benidorm (2007) ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Benidorm (2007)!
Follow holidaymakers at the Solana Resort in Benidorm. Hilarity ensues as guests try to get value for their Euros.
#1 - Glimmer of Hope
Season 10 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/21/2018
Joyce is furious with Monty after a chaotic evening of magic, but a chance meeting with legendary entertainer Sammy Valentino might get him his job back. Meanwhile. Callum decides to go up-market and sets his sights on an older professional lady, and Eddie adds to the family discourse when he catches a glimpse of Cyd in the changing room next door. Elsewhere, Liam and Kenneth are not impressed with Jacqueline's latest old school business venture for Blow & Go, but it certainly seems to be pulling in the punters.
#2 - Monty Needs a New Job
Season 10 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/25/2018
Eddie and Loretta seem to be getting on surprisingly well as they make secret plans for an anniversary party for Billy and Sheron back in the UK, but it looks as if the anniversary couple are making plans of their own. Meanwhile, the chips are down for Monty now that Joyce has sacked him, and he needs a job - fast. Things are not good for Kenneth either, as he wakes up in the Blow and Go after a big night out to find that the builders have inadvertently bricked him in the place!
#3 - Noreen's Glamorous Twin
Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/11/2018
Sammy is excited after his comeback performance, and tries to persuade Monty that he is ready for an evening show - but an encounter with an obsessed fan gives him second thoughts. Meanwhile, Noreen senses the arrival of her twin sister Doreen, and Rob dashes to the airport to win back Cyd
#4 - Lost at Sea
Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/7/2018
The wedding party return after spending a night under the stars, but Kenneth is nowhere to be found. Jacqueline's dread soon turns to joy when he arrives back safe and sound after being rescued at sea. Meanwhile, Rob checks in with his much anticipated friend, and Joey is back with his new friend Callum in tow
#5 - Lesley's Paranoia
Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/4/2018
As Noreen and Pauline return to the Solana, Pauline's writer's block disappears on finding her muse. Monty is worried about Sammy, but how can he lose ‘the fear'? Kenneth's ongoing romantic troubles means he needs a wife, will Sam oblige? Cyd's Dad flies in.
#6 - Monty and Joyce's Wedding
Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/28/2018
Anticipation is in the air at the Solana as it's Joyce and Monty's big day and Monty is steaming ahead with last-minute plans; will Joyce like his surprise venue, and just how good is the catering going to be? Meanwhile, Sam has been left in charge at the Solana and can't resist the chance to make some extra cash by organising a raffle in Neptune's. It's also Billy and Sheron's 25th wedding anniversary holiday, but although they are determined to enjoy themselves, speculation could cause a feud.
#7 - Advert Audition
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/15/2017
When The Solana meat supplier lets Joyce down she turns to Lesley, who enlists Mateo. Mr Wu can’t help so what should they do? Joey and Tiger get some part-time work, and Jodie auditions for an advert. How is Troy keeping tabs on Kenneth & Liam?
#8 - Hello Benidorm
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2007
We meet the holiday makers who have just arrived at the Benidorm resort. With dysfunctional families, middle-aged swingers and bickering couples it's sure to be a holiday they'll never forget.
#9 - Pauline's Novel
Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/18/2018
Joyce is furious with Sam and Monty after Sammy's disastrous performances in Neptunes, and she soon finds out that Monty has given him a Solana contract. Meanwhile, Doreen jumps the gun by sending Pauline's novel to be published, and Sheron and Billy take a trip down memory lane and spend a day reliving their youth. Elsewhere, Denis and Nigel are increasingly reluctant to arrest Lesley, and Mateo worries about having to go on another concubine cruise with Crystal Hennessy-Vass.
#10 - The Day Trip
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2007
After the shock revelation about Chantelle's pregnancy, the guests can find little else to talk about.Martin and Kate take a trip into the resort centre, where they have a traumatising experience.
#11 - A Civilised Couple
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2007
Martin is happy now that his marriage is back on track but Kate feels guilty as she was too drunk to remember what happened the night before.Janice becomes jealous when Suzie, the girl Mick met when buying flip flops sings karaoke, assuming she is singing to Mick.Madge accidentally gives Donald and Jacqueline the impression that she is a swinger.
#12 - Angry
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/18/2016
Tiger and Joey take a shine to new girl Amber, while Mateo is the odd choice to run a staff first-aid course. Eddie tries to make amends with Sheron after the near-drowning incident the day before, Kenneth could be in for a windfall after the death of his beloved Uncle Herbert, and Troy and Jacqueline come up with a plan to save the salon.
#13 - Airport Strike
Season 10 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/2/2018
It's all go as another Summer holiday draws to a close - the Dawsons get mixed up in a strike at the airport as they try to return home and encounter a snotty holiday rep. Sam can't decide if to stay with Joey or return to her ex boyfriend. Grandad Dawson has a shock for the family, Ron Pickford is alive! Joyce gets a shock when she hears the Solana Resort is up for sale and has a potential new buyer, will they all be out of jobs? Holly Johnson entertains the holidaymakers at Neptunes.
#14 - Little Provisions
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2016
Tiger and Joey go mountain-climbing and soon have a run in with a hiker who takes exception to their seemingly loutish behaviour. The situation worsens when they realise they've forgotten to bring any water. After Pauline's relapse, the Maltbys decide to cut their holiday short and take her home on the evening flight, while romance is in the air at the Solana with both Eddie and Rob landing themselves dates, and a stranger turns up at reception asking for Mateo.
#15 - The Hotel's Entertainment Manager
Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/14/2018
Joyce appoints Monty as the new Entertainments Manager at the Solana and he plans a magical evening at Neptunes. The Dawsons continue to speculate about Cyd's motives but Rob pops the question anyway. Both Kenneth & Callum have romantic entanglements! Liam is back.
#16 - Madge's Health Kick
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/6/2014
Madge attempts to come to terms with some shocking news that she’s received from her Doctor. Kenneth decides that its time he starts on a massive health kick. The Solana guests battle it out in a Man v Food competition, organised by Cyril Babcock.
#17 - The Arm-Wrestling Competition
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/11/2008
Janice tries to convince Madge not to agree to a wed a man they have only known for five minutes. Meanwhile an arm-wrestling match organised by The Oracle and his mum turns into Fight Club, offering some a chance to settle old scores.
#18 - Busy Boy
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2007
Kelly, a member of the Solana staff tells Donald and Jacqueline that she is engaged to the sexy waiter Mateo. Maeto is then seen flirting with Kate.Having now got over the shock of Chantelle having a baby, Janice begins to bond with her daughter.Geoff and his mother do a duet at the karaoke.
#19 - In The Deep End
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/28/2008
Everybody's back at the Solanas for more sun, sangria and swinging - including Madge's new boyfriend Mel, Didsbury's answer to Julio Iglesias.
#20 - The New ID Card System
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2016
Geoff stages an intervention when Pauline falls off the wagon, but not before she has drunkenly befriended young Jodie - who was left under the not-so-watchful eye of Eddie while Billy and Sheron went for breakfast. The Solana wristbands are replaced by a new ID card system, but the technicalities of the new process prove too complicated for Mateo and the staff, and Joyce goes on a date with her estate agent Monty.
#21 - Teetotal Geoff
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/25/2016
The Maltbys are back at the Solana and Geoff gets some terrible news from back home as his status as quiz champion `the Oracle' is revoked, and Pauline must battle her demons as her sobriety is seriously tested by the resort's all-inclusive policy. Joey and Tiger get in trouble at a local biker bar and must defeat one of the regulars in a drinking challenge to save their necks, while Blow & Go sees some big changes and Joyce goes to a property auction and has to fight it out with a surprise bidder.
#22 - Buck A Roo
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2015
The Garveys meet Buck A.Roo, who reveals a few shocks for the family. Meanwhile, Kenneth takes advantage of a psychic customer - Psychic Sue, and holds a séance to contact his mum - but the message he receives appears to be for someone else.
#23 - Conference in Barcelona
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/8/2017
Joyce is set to make a speech in Spanish and solicits Mateo’s help. Joey thinks he’s signed up to an Ibiza trip whilst Kenneth inadvertently starts a mini-cab business. Sheron’s mother, Loretta turns up, and she’s already made an impression.
#24 - The Beach
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/8/2007
The Oracle confesses to his mum that he feels the time has come to stop going on holiday with her, and Martin tells Kate that he was actually pleased she slept with Mateo. Meanwhile, the Garveys celebrate winning the quiz at the beach.
#25 - The Return Of The Oracle
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2007
A pub quiz at the hotel reveals Oracle's competitive side.Kate discusses her marriage problems with Madge.Donald tries to salvage Troy and Gavin's relationship.