The WORST episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$

Every episode of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$!

Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ is a half-hour, semi-scripted comedy with an ensemble of seven real estate agents set against the backdrop of a luxury, cut throat LA real estate firm.

Last Updated: 9/7/2025Network: SeesoStatus: Ended
Family Matters
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#1 - Family Matters

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/8/2019

Glenn worries a special day he’s planned will be complicated by the War of the Rosedragons to decide Platinum ownership.

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Uncle Jerry
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#2 - Uncle Jerry

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/17/2016

Dean hires a famous and sleazy photographer, Jerry, to shoot the brokers' promo photos. He tests their limits before getting a taste of his own technique. On the field, Andrew and Baxter catch up with a former college a capella chum who's looking to buy and meet a rich client who wants to sell - just a room in house.

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Inside Joke
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#3 - Inside Joke

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/24/2016

Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.

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Amir is Glenn's Mentor
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#4 - Amir is Glenn's Mentor

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/31/2016

Amir takes Glenn under his wing to teach him about the real estate business and the results are mentally, physically and financially grueling. The Bros are forced to woo an ancient and not quite coherent seller, while Victoria and Chelsea spend the afternoon with a creepy, sex-obsessed client.

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Roger Me Rightly
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#5 - Roger Me Rightly

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/14/2016

Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.

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Happy Ending
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#6 - Happy Ending

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/21/2016

The brokers all get massages but receive far from equal treatment, which causes Glenn to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Chelsea tries to sell a mansion to a popular televangelist who's bringing very specific orders from the lord.

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Farsi Lessons
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#7 - Farsi Lessons

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/13/2016

Amir leads Victoria into an embarrassing trap, the Bros meet an even more obnoxious bro who’s looking for the ultimate sex pad, while rival brokers Serge and Gio decide to get rough with Glenn.

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Spiritual Gurus
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#8 - Spiritual Gurus

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/13/2016

A pair of bizarre self help gurus guide the brokers through their pain. Victoria struggles with her real estate mogul/reality TV star dad’s high expectations, meanwhile Chelsea and Glenn take their relationship to the next level.

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Snip Quit
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#9 - Snip Quit

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/2016

Chelsea goes viral with a new Snip Quit app that tells you if you should get bangs, Glenn sells to a gangster rapper with a secret soft spot, and Amir faces off with the bad boys of Infinity Firm, Serge and Gio.

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Day of the Diamond Dealmakers
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#10 - Day of the Diamond Dealmakers

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/13/2016

It’s finally the day of the big award show and everyone’s on edge. Victoria meets with her loser ex-boyfriend, the Bros handle a client with a terrible poker face and Dean makes a pact with Serge and Gio.

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Dean's Legacy
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#11 - Dean's Legacy

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/1/2017

Dean announces his epic memoir, featuring a foreword by the most deserving broker, and his son DJ arrives to manage Platinum while Dean is busy writing. Meanwhile, Glenn has gone emo after losing his partnership, Amir hopes to end a sales slump with a time-strapped potential buyer, and Baxter woos Celebrity Doula Morningstar by reenacting his own birth.

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Looking Forward
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#12 - Looking Forward

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/1/2017

The Bros become a threesome with Rocket Jackson, Chelsea meets a client with animal attack PTSD, and photographer Uncle Jerry returns to Platinum.

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Good Todd Hunting
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#13 - Good Todd Hunting

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/7/2019

Andrew's investigated, Baxter’s married ex-boyfriends need a home, Serge and Gio take aim at Amir and Victoria and Dean's tricked into couples therapy.

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Love is the Most Dangerous Game
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#14 - Love is the Most Dangerous Game

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/7/2019

Dean meets a peer at a listing, while Andrew isn’t sure what his client is asking of him. Victoria struggles with her office romance.

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Held Breath
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#15 - Held Breath

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/8/2019

Dean and DJ vie for Platinum, a helpful tipster visits Baxter, Chelsea sells to a pedantic scientist and Glenn connects with a buyer.

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Bookend
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#16 - Bookend

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/1/2017

The brokers reel from Dean's collapse and wonder about their future at his book release party. None are prepared for the game-changing news they're about to receive.

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A Divided House
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#17 - A Divided House

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2017

The Bros are still feuding and their unprofessional behavior is driving Platinum crazy. Victoria sells to a group of track-suited women , while Dean spars with his publisher Gwentolyn Swanson over his outrageously long manuscript.

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The Wheelbarrows
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#18 - The Wheelbarrows

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/1/2017

Chelsea and Baxter hire Dean to manage their new folk act and he books them on The Real Estate show with host Leatha Benet. Glenn sells to Objectophile Sabra, and Victoria deals with food-obsessed Gerald.

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Disaster Drills
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#19 - Disaster Drills

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/1/2017

Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter learn emergency protocol at work, while Amir needs client Eric to pass a biology test before the sale; Andrew sells to author Merry Capshaw, who narrates her every thought.

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Meet Platinum
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#20 - Meet Platinum

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/21/2016

The brokers at L.A.'s premier residential brokerage learn one of them will soon be named partner, setting off a ruthless race to the top. Meanwhile, Glenn, the new office manager tries to assert himself, and Andrew and Baxter try to sell the house of a movie star who can only negotiate when he's drunk and stoned.

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Brtox
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#21 - Brtox

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/7/2016

Amir, Victoria and Baxter endure humiliation after their monthly beauty regimen goes awry, thanks to Glenn. Andrew has to find a home for an intense actor who insists on staying in character the entire time and Chelsea explores a spooky basement in order to get a house to pass inspection.

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Make Partner (2)
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#22 - Make Partner (2)

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/28/2016

With more time added to the clock, the brokers scramble for last minute sales in order to lock down the partnership. Chelsea and Victoria take turns trying to sell the mansion of an old man who wants to continue living there. Amir meets with a concussed linebacker who can't remember his own name while Baxter sells to a guy with a golddigger girlfriend, and Andrew takes a shot at the lottery millionaires.

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Make Partner (1)
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#23 - Make Partner (1)

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/28/2016

After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.

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The Platinum Curse
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7.55
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#24 - The Platinum Curse

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/1/2017

Haunted doll Sarabeth stalks Platinum while bonding with Victoria, Glenn meets the eccentric Maximilian Blanc and robbers steal from Glenn's open house.

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Amir vs Dean
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#25 - Amir vs Dean

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2016

Amir risks it all by threatening Dean with knowledge of a devastating secret. Chelsea enlists a deep cover expert to help her rid a property of raccoons, Victoria deals with a delusional dog owner.

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