The BEST episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$
Every episode of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$!
Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ is a half-hour, semi-scripted comedy with an ensemble of seven real estate agents set against the backdrop of a luxury, cut throat LA real estate firm.
#1 - Missing Dean
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/5/2019
The Brokers adjust to the new normal at Platinum with DJ in charge. Dean is missing in action, and Victoria learns an unpleasant secret while tracking him down. Meanwhile, Chelsea embarks on a new spiritual path, Amir sells to a zealous client and the Bros show a house to former child star as Glenn starts looking for romance.
#2 - Dean's Legacy
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/1/2017
Dean announces his epic memoir, featuring a foreword by the most deserving broker, and his son DJ arrives to manage Platinum while Dean is busy writing. Meanwhile, Glenn has gone emo after losing his partnership, Amir hopes to end a sales slump with a time-strapped potential buyer, and Baxter woos Celebrity Doula Morningstar by reenacting his own birth.
#3 - A Divided House
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2017
The Bros are still feuding and their unprofessional behavior is driving Platinum crazy. Victoria sells to a group of track-suited women , while Dean spars with his publisher Gwentolyn Swanson over his outrageously long manuscript.
#4 - Chelsea Leight-Leigh Lately
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/1/2017
New Chelsea struggles with her tech detox, which unfortunately conflicts with Dean's social media needs. The Bros land guitarist client Zars St. Lars, but she won't stop talking about her one claim to fame. Amir tries to get a house approved by a bribing inspector.
#5 - Disaster Drills
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/1/2017
Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter learn emergency protocol at work, while Amir needs client Eric to pass a biology test before the sale; Andrew sells to author Merry Capshaw, who narrates her every thought.
#6 - The Wheelbarrows
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/1/2017
Chelsea and Baxter hire Dean to manage their new folk act and he books them on The Real Estate show with host Leatha Benet. Glenn sells to Objectophile Sabra, and Victoria deals with food-obsessed Gerald.
#7 - The Platinum Curse
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/1/2017
Haunted doll Sarabeth stalks Platinum while bonding with Victoria, Glenn meets the eccentric Maximilian Blanc and robbers steal from Glenn's open house.
#8 - Looking Forward
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/1/2017
The Bros become a threesome with Rocket Jackson, Chelsea meets a client with animal attack PTSD, and photographer Uncle Jerry returns to Platinum.
#9 - Bookend
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/1/2017
The brokers reel from Dean's collapse and wonder about their future at his book release party. None are prepared for the game-changing news they're about to receive.
#10 - Night of the Diamond Dealmakers
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/13/2016
It’s the night of the award show. Platinum competes for the biggest prize in real estate, Victoria meets her destiny, the Bros tear the house down with a stunning dance number, and a relationship is destroyed forever.
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#11 - Royale Pains
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/5/2019
Dean the Broker dives into hardcore negotiations with Quistian Gayle, while Chelsea tries to evangelize Wisdometrics and Glenn sells to an actual prince.
#12 - Tough Love
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/6/2019
Victoria visits her dad, Glenn's catfished on a date, Dean goes to collect on his death pact with Serge and Gio, Amir hopes to split a couple.
#13 - Stapler’s Monster
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/6/2019
Dean learns basic office tasks and his old foe Quistian takes on the Bros. Victoria hires untested twin contractors while Serge and Gio want revenge.
#14 - Good Todd Hunting
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/7/2019
Andrew's investigated, Baxter’s married ex-boyfriends need a home, Serge and Gio take aim at Amir and Victoria and Dean's tricked into couples therapy.
#15 - Love is the Most Dangerous Game
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/7/2019
Dean meets a peer at a listing, while Andrew isn’t sure what his client is asking of him. Victoria struggles with her office romance.
#16 - Held Breath
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/8/2019
Dean and DJ vie for Platinum, a helpful tipster visits Baxter, Chelsea sells to a pedantic scientist and Glenn connects with a buyer.
#17 - Family Matters
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/8/2019
Glenn worries a special day he’s planned will be complicated by the War of the Rosedragons to decide Platinum ownership.
#18 - Victoria Awakens
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/13/2016
The brokers grapple with a new status quo and a newly empowered Glenn, while Victoria wallows in her depression. Dean announces his quest to win a Diamond Dealmaker Award. Glenn explores roleplay, while Amir hires a human bloodhound.
#19 - Uncle Jerry
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/17/2016
Dean hires a famous and sleazy photographer, Jerry, to shoot the brokers' promo photos. He tests their limits before getting a taste of his own technique. On the field, Andrew and Baxter catch up with a former college a capella chum who's looking to buy and meet a rich client who wants to sell - just a room in house.
#20 - Inside Joke
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/24/2016
Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.
#21 - Amir is Glenn's Mentor
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/31/2016
Amir takes Glenn under his wing to teach him about the real estate business and the results are mentally, physically and financially grueling. The Bros are forced to woo an ancient and not quite coherent seller, while Victoria and Chelsea spend the afternoon with a creepy, sex-obsessed client.
#22 - Brtox
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/7/2016
Amir, Victoria and Baxter endure humiliation after their monthly beauty regimen goes awry, thanks to Glenn. Andrew has to find a home for an intense actor who insists on staying in character the entire time and Chelsea explores a spooky basement in order to get a house to pass inspection.
#23 - Roger Me Rightly
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/14/2016
Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.
#24 - Happy Ending
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/21/2016
The brokers all get massages but receive far from equal treatment, which causes Glenn to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Chelsea tries to sell a mansion to a popular televangelist who's bringing very specific orders from the lord.
#25 - Make Partner (1)
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/28/2016
After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.
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