The BEST episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$

Every episode of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$!

Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ is a half-hour, semi-scripted comedy with an ensemble of seven real estate agents set against the backdrop of a luxury, cut throat LA real estate firm.

Last Updated: 11/1/2024Network: SeesoStatus: Ended
Family Matters
star
8.38
8 votes

#1 - Family Matters

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/8/2019

Glenn worries a special day he’s planned will be complicated by the War of the Rosedragons to decide Platinum ownership.

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Love is the Most Dangerous Game
star
8.29
7 votes

#2 - Love is the Most Dangerous Game

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/7/2019

Dean meets a peer at a listing, while Andrew isn’t sure what his client is asking of him. Victoria struggles with her office romance.

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Good Todd Hunting
star
8.25
8 votes

#3 - Good Todd Hunting

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/7/2019

Andrew's investigated, Baxter’s married ex-boyfriends need a home, Serge and Gio take aim at Amir and Victoria and Dean's tricked into couples therapy.

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Tough Love
star
8.18
11 votes

#4 - Tough Love

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/6/2019

Victoria visits her dad, Glenn's catfished on a date, Dean goes to collect on his death pact with Serge and Gio, Amir hopes to split a couple.

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Held Breath
star
8.14
7 votes

#5 - Held Breath

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/8/2019

Dean and DJ vie for Platinum, a helpful tipster visits Baxter, Chelsea sells to a pedantic scientist and Glenn connects with a buyer.

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Stapler’s Monster
star
8.10
10 votes

#6 - Stapler’s Monster

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/6/2019

Dean learns basic office tasks and his old foe Quistian takes on the Bros. Victoria hires untested twin contractors while Serge and Gio want revenge.

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Baxter's Confession
star
8.00
10 votes

#7 - Baxter's Confession

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/13/2016

A freaked out Andrew hears Baxter possibly confess to a murder in his sleep, Glenn feels disrespected by Dean’s overbearing assistant. An ambitious indie filmmaker tries to pull a fast one on Victoria.

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Day of the Diamond Dealmakers
star
8.00
9 votes

#8 - Day of the Diamond Dealmakers

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/13/2016

It’s finally the day of the big award show and everyone’s on edge. Victoria meets with her loser ex-boyfriend, the Bros handle a client with a terrible poker face and Dean makes a pact with Serge and Gio.

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Looking Forward
star
7.90
10 votes

#9 - Looking Forward

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/1/2017

The Bros become a threesome with Rocket Jackson, Chelsea meets a client with animal attack PTSD, and photographer Uncle Jerry returns to Platinum.

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Royale Pains
star
7.89
9 votes

#10 - Royale Pains

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/5/2019

Dean the Broker dives into hardcore negotiations with Quistian Gayle, while Chelsea tries to evangelize Wisdometrics and Glenn sells to an actual prince.

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Inside Joke
star
7.83
18 votes

#11 - Inside Joke

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/24/2016

Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.

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Victoria Awakens
star
7.83
12 votes

#12 - Victoria Awakens

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/13/2016

The brokers grapple with a new status quo and a newly empowered Glenn, while Victoria wallows in her depression. Dean announces his quest to win a Diamond Dealmaker Award. Glenn explores roleplay, while Amir hires a human bloodhound.

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Uncle Jerry
star
7.78
23 votes

#13 - Uncle Jerry

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/17/2016

Dean hires a famous and sleazy photographer, Jerry, to shoot the brokers' promo photos. He tests their limits before getting a taste of his own technique. On the field, Andrew and Baxter catch up with a former college a capella chum who's looking to buy and meet a rich client who wants to sell - just a room in house.

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Night of the Diamond Dealmakers
star
7.78
9 votes

#14 - Night of the Diamond Dealmakers

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/13/2016

It’s the night of the award show. Platinum competes for the biggest prize in real estate, Victoria meets her destiny, the Bros tear the house down with a stunning dance number, and a relationship is destroyed forever.

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Chelsea Leight-Leigh Lately
star
7.78
9 votes

#15 - Chelsea Leight-Leigh Lately

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/1/2017

New Chelsea struggles with her tech detox, which unfortunately conflicts with Dean's social media needs. The Bros land guitarist client Zars St. Lars, but she won't stop talking about her one claim to fame. Amir tries to get a house approved by a bribing inspector.

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Missing Dean
star
7.78
9 votes

#16 - Missing Dean

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/5/2019

The Brokers adjust to the new normal at Platinum with DJ in charge. Dean is missing in action, and Victoria learns an unpleasant secret while tracking him down. Meanwhile, Chelsea embarks on a new spiritual path, Amir sells to a zealous client and the Bros show a house to former child star as Glenn starts looking for romance.

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Farsi Lessons
star
7.70
10 votes

#17 - Farsi Lessons

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/13/2016

Amir leads Victoria into an embarrassing trap, the Bros meet an even more obnoxious bro who’s looking for the ultimate sex pad, while rival brokers Serge and Gio decide to get rough with Glenn.

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Snip Quit
star
7.67
9 votes

#18 - Snip Quit

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/2016

Chelsea goes viral with a new Snip Quit app that tells you if you should get bangs, Glenn sells to a gangster rapper with a secret soft spot, and Amir faces off with the bad boys of Infinity Firm, Serge and Gio.

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Amir is Glenn's Mentor
star
7.58
19 votes

#19 - Amir is Glenn's Mentor

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/31/2016

Amir takes Glenn under his wing to teach him about the real estate business and the results are mentally, physically and financially grueling. The Bros are forced to woo an ancient and not quite coherent seller, while Victoria and Chelsea spend the afternoon with a creepy, sex-obsessed client.

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Predator Party
star
7.55
11 votes

#20 - Predator Party

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/13/2016

Glenn throws a doomed Predator-themed party for Dean. Victoria and Amir do battle with the help of their two toughest clients, Chelsea negotiates with Vitali, a dangerous Eastern Bloc mobster.

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Make Partner (1)
star
7.50
14 votes

#21 - Make Partner (1)

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/28/2016

After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.

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Make Partner (2)
star
7.50
14 votes

#22 - Make Partner (2)

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/28/2016

With more time added to the clock, the brokers scramble for last minute sales in order to lock down the partnership. Chelsea and Victoria take turns trying to sell the mansion of an old man who wants to continue living there. Amir meets with a concussed linebacker who can't remember his own name while Baxter sells to a guy with a golddigger girlfriend, and Andrew takes a shot at the lottery millionaires.

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The Platinum Curse
star
7.50
10 votes

#23 - The Platinum Curse

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/1/2017

Haunted doll Sarabeth stalks Platinum while bonding with Victoria, Glenn meets the eccentric Maximilian Blanc and robbers steal from Glenn's open house.

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Amir vs Dean
star
7.38
8 votes

#24 - Amir vs Dean

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2016

Amir risks it all by threatening Dean with knowledge of a devastating secret. Chelsea enlists a deep cover expert to help her rid a property of raccoons, Victoria deals with a delusional dog owner.

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Brtox
star
7.33
18 votes

#25 - Brtox

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/7/2016

Amir, Victoria and Baxter endure humiliation after their monthly beauty regimen goes awry, thanks to Glenn. Andrew has to find a home for an intense actor who insists on staying in character the entire time and Chelsea explores a spooky basement in order to get a house to pass inspection.

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