The WORST episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries
Every episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries!
The most recent attempt to bring Archie to the small screen, this show revolved around a school newspaper column written by Archie, appropriately dubbed the title of the show. As Archie writes about the mysteries of the universe, weird things keep happening in Riverdale, and it's up to the gang to solve each dillema as it happens. The show's cast, discluding the regular adults, is mainly limited to the primary five Archie characters (being Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, and Reggie Mantle), and employs Dilton Doiley whenever there is need for the help of a genius. Other Archie teens who have made appearances on this show have been Moose Mason, Ethel Muggs, and making their first appearances (finally!) on any Archie show, Midge Klump, Chuck Clayton, and Nancy Harris.
#1 - Zombies of Love
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/11/1999
Veronica wants Archie to pay more attention to her, so she gets a hold of a magic potion. Now Archie won't leave her alone.
#2 - Virtually Evil
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/4/1999
Archie's constant bragging gets him and his friends in trouble in a new virtual reality game.
#3 - Me! Me! Me!
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/16/1999
Veronica does nothing but whine and get others to do her work, so her father asks her to help clean up some artifacts for a new exhibit. Among them is a wish granting totem, which Veronica accidentally uses to turn all of Riverdale into duplicates of herself.
#4 - Attack of the Killer Spuds
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/1999
Jughead wins a trophy after watching a television marathon, unaware it's actually an alien potato capable of creating copies of its victims.
#5 - Driven to Distraction
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1999
In the interest of his car, Archie buys a pair of fuzzy dice from a mysterious shop with no knowledge what the effect the dice will have on his car and what it could mean for his friends, who he has been ignoring.
#6 - The Haunting of Riverdale
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/1999
The ghost of Riverdale's old librarian comes back to haunt the town. Jughead refuses to help having bad past experiences with her.
#7 - Curse of the Mummy
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/1999
Archie procrastinates way too much, all to the point where he breaks into the Museum to get his report done, evoking a Pharaoh's curse.
#8 - The Jughead Incident
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/27/1999
A pair of government agents come to Riverdale, thinking Jughead is an alien.
#10 - The Christmas Phantom
Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 2/8/2000
The department store's newest Santa Claus, Archie, is the only one in the mood to celebrate the holidays. But a phantom from an unbelievable source just might fix that.
#11 - The Incredible Shrinking Teens
Season 1 - Episode 39 - Aired 2/18/2000
While visiting a mad scientist convention, Archie and Jughead are accidentally zapped inside a shrinking booth and have to struggle for survival while being two inches tall in Jughead's messy room.
#12 - The Day the Earth Moved
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 2/2/2000
Archie refuses to continue his family traditions, until he learns it is the only thing preventing a giant worm from destroying Riverdale.
#13 - Cinemadness
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 1/31/2000
Reggie refuses to help others, which he quickly regrets when movie monsters fill the town.
#14 - Ship of Ghouls
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/20/2000
A legendary medallion has possessed Reggie and made him obsessed with retrieving an underwater treasure guarded by ghouls determined to keep it there.
#15 - Monster in the Night
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/31/1999
A monstrous man of incredible strength is making evening appearances in Riverdale. Archie's investigation leads him to uncover the side effects of a new energy drink being tested on unsuspecting citizens of Riverdale.
#16 - Twisted Youth
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/25/1999
The faculty at Riverdale High turn adults into teenagers after drinking a new brand of bottled water. What's even stranger is that young Ms. Grundy is interested in Reggie!
#17 - Attack of the 50-Foot Veronica
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/30/1999
Veronica is hit by Dilton's growth ray, turning her into a giant. However, she refuses to shrink back, thinking everybody's calling her fat.
#18 - Invisible Archie
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/1999
Archie and Reggie are unhappy with Betty and Veronica's new muscle-bound interest. Reggie suggests that they use Dilton's new physique enhancing formula on themselves. Instead of the desired result, they both turn invisible!
#19 - Reggie or Not
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 1/25/2000
Reggie is abducted by aliens, who leave a much kinder clone in his place.
#20 - Beware of the Glob!
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 2/1/2000
Part of Dilton's new experiment is accidentally mixed in with the lunchroom's tapioca, creating a massive blob.
#21 - Mega-Mall of Horrors
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/7/2000
A new mall opens up in Riverdale, with everyone but Jughead wanting to buy more and more. Now the more the teens buy, the less they realize their friends have become window mannequins.
#22 - Fleas Release Me
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/1999
Tired of Reggie's werewolf pranks, Archie allows the local sheriff to arrest him. However, it seems a real werewolf is attacking, with Reggie being the prime suspect.
#23 - Misfortune Hunters
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/19/2000
Betty loves to do good deeds without rewards. Which she quickly regrets when a pair of treasure hunters trick her into releasing a gargoyle.
#24 - Compu-Terror
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/17/2000
After hurting himself, Archie reluctantly lets Reggie write the weird mysteries articles. However, an evil genie now possess the laptop Reggie uses, turning his fake stories real.
#25 - Something is Haunting Riverdale High
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/21/2000
Midge, Dilton, and Ethel aren't exactly the most popular of kids, so no one thinks much of it when they go missing. However, when Archie is rendered invisible and untouchable by one of Dilton's inventions, he finds that he must work with them to stop the haywire machine from turning Riverdale into a ghost town!