The WORST episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries
Every episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries!
The most recent attempt to bring Archie to the small screen, this show revolved around a school newspaper column written by Archie, appropriately dubbed the title of the show. As Archie writes about the mysteries of the universe, weird things keep happening in Riverdale, and it's up to the gang to solve each dillema as it happens. The show's cast, discluding the regular adults, is mainly limited to the primary five Archie characters (being Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, and Reggie Mantle), and employs Dilton Doiley whenever there is need for the help of a genius. Other Archie teens who have made appearances on this show have been Moose Mason, Ethel Muggs, and making their first appearances (finally!) on any Archie show, Midge Klump, Chuck Clayton, and Nancy Harris.
#1 - Me! Me! Me!
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/1999
Veronica does nothing but whine and get others to do her work, so her father asks her to help clean up some artifacts for a new exhibit. Among them is a wish granting totem, which Veronica accidentally uses to turn all of Riverdale into duplicates of herself.
#2 - Driven to Distraction
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/1999
In the interest of his car, Archie buys a pair of fuzzy dice from a mysterious shop with no knowledge what the effect the dice will have on his car and what it could mean for his friends, who he has been ignoring.
#3 - Attack of the Killer Spuds
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/1999
Jughead wins a trophy after watching a television marathon, unaware it's actually an alien potato capable of creating copies of its victims.
#4 - Attack of the 50-Foot Veronica
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/1999
Veronica is hit by Dilton's growth ray, turning her into a giant. However, she refuses to shrink back, thinking everybody's calling her fat.
#5 - Curse of the Mummy
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/1999
Archie procrastinates way too much, all to the point where he breaks into the Museum to get his report done, evoking a Pharaoh's curse.
#6 - Zombies of Love
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/1999
Veronica wants Archie to pay more attention to her, so she gets a hold of a magic potion. Now Archie won't leave her alone.
#7 - Virtually Evil
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/4/1999
Archie's constant bragging gets him and his friends in trouble in a new virtual reality game.
#8 - Misfortune Hunters
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/19/2000
Betty loves to do good deeds without rewards. Which she quickly regrets when a pair of treasure hunters trick her into releasing a gargoyle.
#9 - Brain of Terror
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/18/1999
Moose needs a passing grade, so he uses Dilton's new experiment to boost his intelligence.
#10 - Invisible Archie
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/1999
Archie and Reggie are unhappy with Betty and Veronica's new muscle-bound interest. Reggie suggests that they use Dilton's new physique enhancing formula on themselves. Instead of the desired result, they both turn invisible!
#11 - The Christmas Phantom
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 2/8/2000
The department store's newest Santa Claus, Archie, is the only one in the mood to celebrate the holidays. But a phantom from an unbelievable source just might fix that.
#13 - Ship of Ghouls
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/20/2000
A legendary medallion has possessed Reggie and made him obsessed with retrieving an underwater treasure guarded by ghouls determined to keep it there.
#14 - Monster in the Night
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/31/1999
A monstrous man of incredible strength is making evening appearances in Riverdale. Archie's investigation leads him to uncover the side effects of a new energy drink being tested on unsuspecting citizens of Riverdale.
#15 - The Day the Earth Moved
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 2/2/2000
Archie refuses to continue his family traditions, until he learns it is the only thing preventing a giant worm from destroying Riverdale.
