The WORST episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries

Every episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries!

The most recent attempt to bring Archie to the small screen, this show revolved around a school newspaper column written by Archie, appropriately dubbed the title of the show. As Archie writes about the mysteries of the universe, weird things keep happening in Riverdale, and it's up to the gang to solve each dillema as it happens. The show's cast, discluding the regular adults, is mainly limited to the primary five Archie characters (being Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, and Reggie Mantle), and employs Dilton Doiley whenever there is need for the help of a genius. Other Archie teens who have made appearances on this show have been Moose Mason, Ethel Muggs, and making their first appearances (finally!) on any Archie show, Midge Klump, Chuck Clayton, and Nancy Harris.

Last Updated: 4/24/2024Network: Ion TelevisionStatus: Ended
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Me! Me! Me!
star
7.12
16 votes

#1 - Me! Me! Me!

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/1999

Veronica does nothing but whine and get others to do her work, so her father asks her to help clean up some artifacts for a new exhibit. Among them is a wish granting totem, which Veronica accidentally uses to turn all of Riverdale into duplicates of herself.

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Attack of the Killer Spuds
star
7.58
19 votes

#2 - Attack of the Killer Spuds

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/1999

Jughead wins a trophy after watching a television marathon, unaware it's actually an alien potato capable of creating copies of its victims.

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Driven to Distraction
star
7.92
12 votes

#3 - Driven to Distraction

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/1999

In the interest of his car, Archie buys a pair of fuzzy dice from a mysterious shop with no knowledge what the effect the dice will have on his car and what it could mean for his friends, who he has been ignoring.

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Attack of the 50-Foot Veronica
star
8.10
10 votes

#4 - Attack of the 50-Foot Veronica

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/1999

Veronica is hit by Dilton's growth ray, turning her into a giant. However, she refuses to shrink back, thinking everybody's calling her fat.

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Curse of the Mummy
star
8.29
7 votes

#5 - Curse of the Mummy

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/1999

Archie procrastinates way too much, all to the point where he breaks into the Museum to get his report done, evoking a Pharaoh's curse.

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Zombies of Love
star
8.40
5 votes

#6 - Zombies of Love

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/1999

Veronica wants Archie to pay more attention to her, so she gets a hold of a magic potion. Now Archie won't leave her alone.

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The Haunting of Riverdale
star
8.50
8 votes

#7 - The Haunting of Riverdale

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/1999

The ghost of Riverdale's old librarian comes back to haunt the town. Jughead refuses to help having bad past experiences with her.

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Virtually Evil
star
9.00
4 votes

#8 - Virtually Evil

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/4/1999

Archie's constant bragging gets him and his friends in trouble in a new virtual reality game.

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Invisible Archie
star
9.00
9 votes

#9 - Invisible Archie

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/1999

Archie and Reggie are unhappy with Betty and Veronica's new muscle-bound interest. Reggie suggests that they use Dilton's new physique enhancing formula on themselves. Instead of the desired result, they both turn invisible!

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The Jughead Incident
star
9.33
6 votes

#10 - The Jughead Incident

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/1999

A pair of government agents come to Riverdale, thinking Jughead is an alien.

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The Christmas Phantom
star
9.50
4 votes

#11 - The Christmas Phantom

Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 2/8/2000

The department store's newest Santa Claus, Archie, is the only one in the mood to celebrate the holidays. But a phantom from an unbelievable source just might fix that.

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Misfortune Hunters
star
9.60
5 votes

#12 - Misfortune Hunters

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/19/2000

Betty loves to do good deeds without rewards. Which she quickly regrets when a pair of treasure hunters trick her into releasing a gargoyle.

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Fleas Release Me
star
9.67
6 votes

#13 - Fleas Release Me

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/1999

Tired of Reggie's werewolf pranks, Archie allows the local sheriff to arrest him. However, it seems a real werewolf is attacking, with Reggie being the prime suspect.

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Brain of Terror
star
9.75
4 votes

#14 - Brain of Terror

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/18/1999

Moose needs a passing grade, so he uses Dilton's new experiment to boost his intelligence.

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Ship of Ghouls
star
9.80
5 votes

#15 - Ship of Ghouls

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/20/2000

A legendary medallion has possessed Reggie and made him obsessed with retrieving an underwater treasure guarded by ghouls determined to keep it there.

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Twisted Youth
star
10.00
4 votes

#16 - Twisted Youth

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/25/1999

The faculty at Riverdale High turn adults into teenagers after drinking a new brand of bottled water. What's even stranger is that young Ms. Grundy is interested in Reggie!

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Halloween of Horror
star
10.00
4 votes

#17 - Halloween of Horror

Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 2/11/2000

Part 3 of 3: Archie and his friends gather for the Lodge's annual Halloween party, but menaces thought to be gone forever threaten to ruin the night.

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Mega-Mall of Horrors
star
10.17
6 votes

#18 - Mega-Mall of Horrors

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/7/2000

A new mall opens up in Riverdale, with everyone but Jughead wanting to buy more and more. Now the more the teens buy, the less they realize their friends have become window mannequins.

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Cinemadness
star
10.25
4 votes

#19 - Cinemadness

Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 1/31/2000

Reggie refuses to help others, which he quickly regrets when movie monsters fill the town.

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The Day the Earth Moved
star
10.25
4 votes

#20 - The Day the Earth Moved

Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 2/2/2000

Archie refuses to continue his family traditions, until he learns it is the only thing preventing a giant worm from destroying Riverdale.

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Monster in the Night
star
10.50
4 votes

#21 - Monster in the Night

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/31/1999

A monstrous man of incredible strength is making evening appearances in Riverdale. Archie's investigation leads him to uncover the side effects of a new energy drink being tested on unsuspecting citizens of Riverdale.

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Beware of the Glob!
star
10.75
4 votes

#22 - Beware of the Glob!

Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 2/1/2000

Part of Dilton's new experiment is accidentally mixed in with the lunchroom's tapioca, creating a massive blob.

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Reggie or Not
star
10.75
4 votes

#23 - Reggie or Not

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 1/25/2000

Reggie is abducted by aliens, who leave a much kinder clone in his place.

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Extra Terror-estrial
star
11.00
3 votes

#24 - Extra Terror-estrial

Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 2/4/2000

Betty believes a cute alien is harmless and only wants to go home. But the others quickly realize, that isn't the case.

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Dance of the Killer Bees
star
11.00
3 votes

#25 - Dance of the Killer Bees

Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 2/3/2000

With prom around the corner, Big Ethel enlists Archie's help upon finding a swarm of humanoid bees.

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