The WORST episodes of Angela Anaconda
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Angela Anaconda and her three best friends Gordy, Gina, and Johnny are all a bunch of outcast individuals. The series focuses on the adventures that the friends have. Angela is the leader of the group who also has a vivid imagination. Gina is the stereotypical chubby girl. Johnny is the blue haired Elvis wannabe, and Gordy is the token nerd of the group. They assist Angela in her battles with her older brothers, and finding any way that they can stand up to the rich, French, teacher's pet, Nanette.
#1 - Kar-Lean on Me/Slice of Life
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 10/20/1999
"Kar-Lean on Me": After Karlene fails to buy a hat made of real fur, January and Nanette instantly break off their friendship with her. A shocked Karlene then starts constantly leaning on Angela and co. and they invite Karlene into their gang. However, it is unclear whether Karlene is true friends with Angela or not. "Slice of Life": Uncle Nicky and Nona decide to make a commercial to attract more people to Abatti's Pizza. Who will be the child actor stars in the new commercial: Angela, Gina, Johnny and Gordy or Nanette, January and Karlene?
#2 - My Fair Lulu/Johnny Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/11/1999
"My Fair Lulu": Because of Baby Lulu, Angela gets poison ivy, scares off her friends, and misses "All-Creatures-Great-and-Small-Week" at school. The final straw comes when Lulu releases Angela's butterfly from captivity. "Johnny Doesn't Live Here Anymore": When news gets out that Johnny and his parents are moving out of Tapwater Springs, Angela and Nanette throw him competing goodbye parties.
#3 - Mapperson's Daughter/Big Ho-Down
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/12/1999
"Mapperson's Daughter": Mr. Mapperson holds a contest to find a new face for his company's delivery truck. Though Angela and Nanette naturally compete the hardest out of everyone, are either of them who Mr. Mapperson truly has in mind? "Big Ho-Down": Angela is initially embarrassed over the prospect of a father-daughter hoedown, until the competition turns out to be Howell Manior and Nanette, who have won the dance for two years straight. Now it's a Hoedown Show-Down between the dads and daughters.
#4 - Childhood for Sale/The Best Is Yeti to Come
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/10/2001
"Childhood for Sale": To cover the damage done to Mrs. Brink's window, Angela takes Uncle Nicky's advice and decides to sell some of her stuff. But as nostalgia makes her "keep" pile grow and grow, Angela must choose between parting with her belongings or the prospect of working off the debt. "The Best Is Yeti to Come": On a family picnic, Angela is convinced that she has photographed an elusive yeti. When nobody believes her, she decides to stake out the park.
#5 - Jimmy Jamal, Super Beetle/I'm with Stupid
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/17/2001
"Jimmy Jamal, Super Beetle": Jimmy Jamal's obsession with Super Beetle takes a turn for the annoying when he begins to dress and act like him at school. Johnny tries to get him to snap out of it, only to come back as his sidekick Crazy Cricket the next day. When Sherman, the class chicken goes missing and Angela gets the blame, it's up to Johnny and Jimmy to either save the day or hang up their capes for good. "I'm With Stupid": To liven up her show-and-tell reports, Angela brings in Mr. Mooey, a cow puppet. Between Mr. Mooey's caustic sense of humor and cow related puns, he proves to be a hit with Mrs. Brinks' class, so much so to the point where Angela begins to find herself overshadowed and ignored by everyone around her.
#6 - Angela Who?/Rockabye Abatti
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/13/1999
"Angela Who?": Angela has many qualities that none of her family members do, causing her to feel alienated from the Anaconda family, so she sets out to find who she really is related to. "Rockabye Abatti": When Johnny gets a new bunk bed, Angela takes advantage of his sleepover invitation in hopes of getting a good night sleep.
#7 - Everybody Loves Gina/Halls of Justice
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 10/19/1999
"Everybody Loves Gina": Gina Lash comes to Angela's house for a sleepover. However, things go out of plan when Angela's family starts paying more attention and idolism to Gina rather than Angela herself. "Halls of Justice": Distracted by an orange sash and delusions of grandeur, Angela volunteers for hall monitor duties, and quickly learns of its drawbacks. This is especially true when she incurs the wrath of Nanette, whom she cites for littering
#8 - The Nanette Lock/Gordy Floats
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 10/20/1999
"The Nanette Lock": Angela accidentally invents a new swinging craze. However, Nanette takes credit for it and names it the "Nanette Lock". "Gordy Floats": The people of Tapwater Springs have to design floats and everyone, except Gordy, is finding this easy.
#9 - Cabin Fever/Don't Over-Due It
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 10/19/1999
"Cabin Fever": Josephine Praline reveals that her mother has agoraphobia. Angela tries to use this as an excuse to avoid not only school, but Mrs. Brinks's chalk erasers. "Don't Over-Due It": Angela misses her chance to return a copy of Happy Hoppy Bunny to the library and not get fined. Angela tries all attempts to sneak the book back into the library without either Miss Yamagotchi or Nanette noticing.
#10 - Crazed and Confused/Strange Bedfellows
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 10/18/1999
"Crazed and Confused": "Babble Balls" were all the rage in Tapwater Springs--until Angela had enough money buy one. Now she comes to learn from Nanette and the other kids that it's "Bug Thugs" which are currently 'da bomb'. "Strange Bedfellows": Grandma Lou comes for a visit and Angela goes to great lengths to make sure they room together. But between the boring stories, the snoring, and waking up face to face with Grandma Lou's detachable leg. Angela's dream roommate turns out to be a nightmare.
#11 - The Martyrdom of Saint Nanette/The Crossing
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 10/15/1999
"The Martyrdom of St. Nanette": After Josephine teaches the class about Ash Wednesday, Nanette, wanting her memory to live on for eternity, suggests that the entire class participate in sacrificing something for forty days. While Angela gives up imagining things about other people, Nanette embarks on a superficial vow of poverty. "The Crossing": Sherman the class chicken escapes his box and Angela convinced Mrs. Jenerette the school crossing guard to help get him back, much to Nanette's inconvenience. As a result, the beloved crossing guard is fired at Mrs. Manior's whim. Wracked with guilt, Angela helps Mrs. Jenerette try to get re-employed.
#12 - View to a Brinks/Injury to Insult
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 10/15/1999
"View to a Brinks": Looking to confirm once and for all that Mr. and Mrs. Brinks are weekend nudists, Angela and her friends attempt to rebuild their treehouse higher and higher until it surpasses the fence and Gordy's topiary, thus assuring them the best seats in the house. "Injury to Insult": Angela comes down with Pink Eye and gets to wear an eyepatch. Not to be outdone, Nanette shows up the next day in a wheelchair, claiming that Angela stepped on and crushed her dancing toe; this not only reassures her popularity, but also Angela's servitude at Mrs. Brinks' insistence.
#13 - Super Mom/Skipping Lessons
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 10/14/1999
"Super Mom": Geneva's creative block is taking a toll on her skills as a mom. After commandeering Angela's homework (resulting in an F), she gives up art and devotes her time into being the perfect mother. But is all the fresh-squeezed orange juice, plastic wrapped furniture, and handmade clothes worth it if nobody is happy, especially Geneva? "Skipping Lessons": Because of all the commendation letters from Mrs. Brinks, Nanette gets moved up to the fourth grade. In a fit of transference, Angela takes Nanette's place as Mrs. Brinks' favorite student. However, as Mrs. Brinks' attention becomes unbearable, Angela begins to wonder if having Nanette around isn't as bad as she thought.
#14 - Green with Envy?/Two Can Play
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/13/1999
"Green with Envy": Angela is so excited about wearing her new 'highway-worker-orange' windbreaker to school she completely forgets that it is St. Patrick's Day. According to Tapwater Springs' tradition you can pinch anyone not wearing green and when Angela arrives at school that morning everyone in her class can hardly wait until recess time to take advantage of Angela's forgetfulness. "Two Can Play": Angela becomes Nanette's understudy for Mrs. Brinks' "Miss Manners the Musical". Knowing that Nanette would never give up the limelight, Angela forgoes her duties. But when Nanette catches a cold and Angela's power smoothies do more harm than good, it looks like the limelight is Angela's for the taking.
#15 - Rough Times Tables/Works of Art
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/12/1999
"Rough Times Tables": Mrs. Brinks' class is learning multiplication. While Angela, with help from Gina, breezes through the lessons, Nanette struggles much to everyone's surprise, and Angela's delight. But the tables turn when Angela gets too cocky and Nanette enlists Gina's help with the promise of free food. "Works of Art": Mrs. Brinks is appalled by Angela's artwork in class and unfairly punishes her, so Angela doctors it later much to her classmates' delight. On the way home, Angela realizes that she accidentally left it on her desk instead of her test.
#16 - Bathroom Blues/Garbage Swingers
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/11/1999
"Bathroom Blues": Angela finds herself trapped in the boys' bathroom. "Garbage Swingers": Uncle Nicky is doing community service by taking everyone's garbage. Angela and the others enjoy riding in the truck. But Nanette Manior is determined to spoil their fun.
#17 - Labor Pains/Cyrano d'Angela
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 10/18/1999
"Labor Pains": Angela goes on a chore strike when she realizes that her allowance is the lowest in town. "Cyrano d'Angela": Gina's heart seemingly has gone to Jimmy Jamal, much to Gordy's deep dismay. All hope seems lost until Angela discovers that Gina and Jimmy's affair rests on not what goes on in the latter's heart, but his lunchbox.
#18 - Gone Fishing/100 Yard Lash
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/8/1999
"Gone Fishing": Angela has been looking forward to joining her father and brothers on their annual fishing trip. However, when a new invention causes him injuries, Angela is stuck going on the trip with Mark and Derek who force her to do all of the dirty work and won't even let her fish. "100 Yard Lash": Gina has no interest in the annual class relay race until she finds out the clue to the top secret prize is initialed M.B. (as in Mapperson's Bakery).
#19 - Hot Bob and Chocolate/Pizza Wars
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/7/1999
"Hot Bob and Chocolate": When Angela makes a mistake in a grammar game, saying, "I love Bob and Hot Chocolate" instead of "Bob and I love Hot Chocolate," Nanette immediately spreads a rumor that Angela likes "Bob." "Pizza Wars": Uncle Nicky and Nona Abatti have a feud with the people from Sabatto's Pizza, their rival pizzeria.
#20 - Fairweather Friends/Turtle Confessions
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/6/1999
"Fairweather Friends": When Nanette is bedridden with the flu January and Karlene latch onto Angela who is given the job of leader of the spring fling contest and try to bribe her into picking them as her two helpers in order to remain "somebodies" rather than "nobodies". "Turtle Confessions": The only episode set in a framing device, Angela recalls to Josephine Praline how Gina Lash trusted Angela to look after her pet turtle Sheldon but lost him after feeding him too many carrots and bought a new lookalike turtle to replace him.
#21 - Touched By an Angel-a/Puppy Love
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/5/1999
"Touched by an Angel-a": Angela starts getting plagued with bad luck claiming they are all "accidents" despite Josephine Praline's insistence that the jinx is a natural result of not being "touched by an angel" and tries to persuade Angela into being nice to Nanette, despite Josephine herself not finding any good qualities in Nanette. "Puppy Love": Nanette's pampered poodle Ooh La La goes missing and Angela finds him in her backyard - in a love affair with her own terrier dog King!
#22 - Ice Breakers/You're So Vain
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/1999
"Ice Breakers": Angela and her friends join a beginner's ice skating class only to find that not only has Nanette joined as well, but she already knows how to skate; and her show-off moves cause Angela to fall and break her arm. "You're So Vain": When Angela has to write a poem about someone she admires, she selects her terrier King. When she presents the poem to the class, Mrs. Brinks assumes that she is the subject of Angela's poem. Nanette, meanwhile, writes her poem about Marie Antoinette the French Queen (even though Marie Antoinette was Austrian).
#23 - Cut to the Chase/Dirty Work
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/14/1999
"Cut to the Chase": The prospect of a bad picture day haircut leads Angela to "borrow" her brother's autographed baseball hat. When the hat gets confiscated and claimed by Nanette, Angela embarks on a series of deals to get it back. "Dirty Work": Johnny and Angela get to run the school store. When Johnny becomes sick, Nanette steps in to fill his place, much to Angela's dismay.
#24 - Cloak and Dagger/The Dog Ate It
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/7/1999
"Cloak and Dagger": Angela and Nanette each get new and nearly identical trench coats. When Angela gets Nanette's coat by mistake, she also finds herself in possession of Nanette's personal diary. "The Dog Ate It": King eats Angela's math homework after it gets covered in bacon grease. Knowing that the truth is clichéd and far-fetched, Angela makes up a story about her dad being sick with some kind of a brain disease.
#25 - Stuck on You/Hard to Swallow
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/8/1999
"Stuck on You": Angela and Nanette become stuck together by bubble gum by their hair. When Nanette bitterly rejects the idea of having the gum hacked out of her perfectly curled hair, she and Angela have to put up with being stuck together. "Hard to Swallow": When Nanette insists that her poodle's purebred status makes her more loyal, Angela puts this theory to test by luring him away from Nanette's estate and into the Anaconda's backyard. All goes well until Grandma Lou visits with Barney, her new pet alligator.