The BEST episodes of Angela Anaconda
Every episode of Angela Anaconda ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Angela Anaconda!
Angela Anaconda and her three best friends Gordy, Gina, and Johnny are all a bunch of outcast individuals. The series focuses on the adventures that the friends have. Angela is the leader of the group who also has a vivid imagination. Gina is the stereotypical chubby girl. Johnny is the blue haired Elvis wannabe, and Gordy is the token nerd of the group. They assist Angela in her battles with her older brothers, and finding any way that they can stand up to the rich, French, teacher's pet, Nanette.
#1 - Pet Peeves / Rat Heroes
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/4/1999
Pet Peeves The Abatti's and the Sabatto's are feuding over their rival pizza parlors. Angela suggests that the Abatti's offer a $2 discount to anyone who rips the Sabatto's ad from the phone book. After Johnny's grandmother finds a rat in the pizza sauce, she is certain that the Sabatto's have put it there as a sign of a vendetta and that Angela should fear for her life. Angela fantasizes about life on the lam until it is discovered that there is no vendetta - Johnny's Uncle Nicky simply forgot to call the exterminator. Rat Heroes It's the annual class field trip. Angela's class is going to the Quazeduds Space Museum where they are going to meet Astronaut Bob - a real live astronaut! It is even more special because Angela's Dad loaned her his moon rock, from the moon!
#2 - Who's Sari Now/Saving Private Gordy
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/8/1999
"Who's Sari Now?": Tapwater Springs Elementary School is visited by Prince Abdul Khalid Jabalasaldin, a wealthy and snobbish prince from Saudi Arabia. Angela wrangles her way into giving the prince a tour of the school where he spends the day mooning over Nanette and getting on Johnny Abatti's nerves. "Saving Private Gordy": When Gordy expresses an interest in football, through horticulture, Coach Rhineheart enlists a few good men (Mark and Derek Anaconda) to help his son grasp the sport's finer points.
#3 - The Substitute / Model Behaviour
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/1999
The Substitute Angela is the only one who hasn't picked her Rainforest project, and she is sure that Mrs. Brinks is going to freak. But a miracle happens-Mrs. Brinks is sick, and they have a substitute teacher! She turns out to be really cool, wanting to be called by her first name, taking an instant shining to Angela, and best of all-has no time for Nanette! Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. Brinks comes back to school and within minutes sends Angela to the principals office. But that's OK, 'cause guess who the substitute principal is? Model Behaviour Angela is excited that her Mom, Gen, has asked Angela to be her sculpturing assistant for an entire weekend! Her excitement quickly fades when she discovers that Nanette is the subject! Nanette's rich parents have commissioned Gen to do a sculpture of their perfect princess. Instead of being her Mom's assistant, Angela ends up as Nanette's slave while Nanette sits proudly posing for her sculpture.
#4 - Abra-Abatti/Stupid Cupid
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 11/13/2000
"Abra-Abatti": After assisting a magician during his performance, Johnny begins his own routine with the assistance of Gina. But when Gina is a no-show, Angela and Nanette compete to fill her place. "Stupid Cupid": Angela's attempt to play Cupid for Gordy backfires big time when Gina's mom Liz and Coach Rhinehart strike up a romance which negatively impacts everyone in town.
#5 - Goodbye Mrs. Brinks/The Birdlady of Tapwater Springs
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/23/2000
"Goodbye Mrs. Brinks": Mrs. Brinks reveals that she plans on leaving when the school is visited by Dr. Danny Fanny. To make sure Mrs. Brinks leaves, Angela, Gina, Johnny and Gordy dress in neat clothes and act good. To make sure Mrs Brinks stays, Nanette, January and Karlene dress up as punks, nickname themselves "Bruiser" (Nanette) "Cheeky" (January) and "Grunt" (Karlene) and act bad. "The Birdlady of Tapwater Springs": After Angela revives an unconscious bird, everyone thinks she has "healing powers" and is given a variety of problems to "heal." However, Nanette is the only who thinks Angela's healing powers are fake and tries to exploit it, only to find herself in trouble with Mrs. Brinks.
#6 - Sound of Silence/Johnny Learns to Swing
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 11/20/2000
"Sound of Silence": Football season is canceled when Coach Rhinehart loses his voice. Not only does this provide Mark and Derek with ample time to torture Angela, but the team loses the next game (courtesy of Gordy Rinehart’s words-of-wisdom). Angela must find a way to get the coach healthy again. "Johnny Learns to Swing": When Johnny finds that he has grown his "first ever Abatti chest hair", Uncle Nicky begins to pressure Johnny into manhood. After a "crash course in coolness", Johnny's reemergence as "John-O" slowly begins to disgust Angela and her friends.
#7 - Jiggly Fruit/Race Car Race
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 11/27/2000
"Jiggly Fruit": The evil Jiggly Fruit mascot Jiggly James announces that Jiggly Fruit will be replaced by "New Jiggly Fruit" which tastes disgusting. Angela, Gina and even Mrs Brinks go out of their way to protest against New Jiggly Fruit and bring back old Jiggly Fruit, even going so far as to replace Mrs. Brinks' lectures with protest periods and masquerading as the "Jiggly Angels". "Race Car Race": Johnny gets into an accident preparing for the soapbox racecar derby. Disappointed with himself, Johnny is convinced he has lost his racing magic and Angela must take the wheel.
#8 - Dr. Ducksworthy/Speak No Evil
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/22/2001
"Dr. Ducksworthy": Johnny's ill-fated attempt to save his sock puppet, Sir Ducksworthy, lands him in the hospital. Now more than ever, Johnny needs Sir Ducksworthy by his side. Angela tries to make a replacement puppet, which causes bad luck. "Speak No Evil": To show her solidarity with local broccoli farmers, Josephine has taken a vow of silence to protest the ongoing drought. Sensing that Angela is unable to answer a question in class, Gina blurts out that Angela is also taking a vow of silence to protest poor teacher wages. Not only does keeping quiet become more difficult then it seems, a recent rainstorm releases Josephine from her vows; and she can think of many ways to use her voice that may get Angela talking.
#9 - Part-Time Jerks/Out on a Limb
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/15/2001
"Part-Time Jerks": After almost stealing burgers from Budgie Burger, Mark and Derek become employed to avoid getting criminal records and earn enough wage to pay Kimmy the manager back. "Out on a Limb": The oldest oak tree in Tapwater Springs is slated to be torn down in favor of a shopping mall at Mr. Manior's whim. When Angela decides to climb the tree and can't come down, she finds herself unwittingly leading a protest movement to save the tree.
#10 - Snow Day/The Puck Stops Here
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/8/2001
"Snow Day": When a snowy day cancels classes at Tapwater Elementary, Angela and her friends spend their snow day trying to find the perfect place to toboggan. "The Puck Stops Here": Angela's tendency to daydream causes her to get hit with a hockey puck, thus instilling a fear of hockey altogether. To help Angela conquer her fear of ice hockey, her friends decide to each conquer their respective fears.
#11 - The Curse of Baby Lulu/Funny Photos
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/1/2001
"The Curse of Baby Lulu": Bill and Geneva are aghast when they hear Baby Lulu cursing and all evidence seems to point towards Angela as the culprit. "Funny Photos": Angela and her friends find out that the "funny photos" section of their town paper is not only humorous, but profitable. When their funny faces fail, the four of them orchestrate "accidents" hoping to cash in on the funny photo reward.
#12 - There Goes the Neighborhood/Open All Night
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/24/2001
"There Goes the Neighborhood": Angela is the first to meet the new neighbors, particularly a boy named Stuart Wu. He seems cool at first, and Angela arranges for him to meet her friends. As she helps Stu unpack, he reveals himself as prone to being rude. "Open All Night": After a water main bursts under the Anaconda house, Angela develops a devastatingly awful case of insomnia. Her friends try various schemes to get her sleep, each of which end disastrously.
#13 - Surf's Up/Dog Gone It
Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 12/4/2000
"Surf's Up": Mrs. Lash takes Angela and her friends to the beach. The four of them are thrilled to be out of school and on the shore; until Nanette and her posse show up to spoil their fun. To make matters worse, Mrs. Brinks is a volunteer lifeguard. "Dog Gone It": Angela and her friends must save Mark and Derek's softball from a possessive neighborhood dog named Carnivorous.
#14 - Firm-a-Foam/For the Love of the Game
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 11/27/2000
"Firm-a-Foam": Angela looks forward to spending Take Your Kids to Work Day helping her father Bill with his inventions. Instead, she assists her father at his day job as a traveling salesman selling expandable foam. "For the Love of the Game": Jimmy Jamal goes away and trusts Angela to complete his "Slamboy" for him until he returns. However, Nanette takes the batteries, causing Jimmy's saved game to be lost, and Angela must get Jimmy's game back.
#15 - Gordy in a Plastic Bubble/Camp Anaconda
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 11/20/2000
"Gordy in a Plastic Bubble": After looking at an eyelash under a microscope and spotting a microbe on it, Gordy becomes mysophobic and refuses to leave the house. "Camp Anaconda": After dropping out of "Camp Connie" Angela, Gina, Johnny and Gordy stay at the Anaconda's home which they rename as "Camp Anaconda". Camp Anaconda however seems to be even worse, as Angela's brothers won't let them do anything at all.
#16 - The Girl with All the Answers/Good Seats
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/13/2000
"The Girl with All the Answers": Gina is one gold star away from being crowned Q&A Queen and defeating Nanette in the process. When Gina eats too much the night before the final competition, the crown is as good as Nanette's, until Angela stumbles upon the teacher's edition of their textbook. Angela would love to become the new Q&A Queen though in her heart she knows that Gina truly deserves the coronation. "Good Seats": Angela and her friends win free tickets to the movie Interstellar Mega Giants vs. Mechanataur,[a] but obstacles prevent her from finding the best seats in the theaters.
#17 - Cheese Under Pressure/Troop or Consequences
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 11/6/2000
"Cheese Under Pressure": Angela tries to find the perfect food in order to trade off her liverwurst sandwiches. Nothing she tries seems to work until a can of Squiggly Cheese changes her lunchtime fortunes change for the better. "Troop or Consequences": Gordy is recruited into the Junior Ranger-ettes by Angela and Gina in their efforts to keep January and Karlene from electing Nanette as troop leader.
#18 - Return to Sender/I Wanna Mold Your Band
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/30/2000
"Return to Sender": The class each get a pen pal, and Angela gets Marie Antoinette from France as hers. When Marie Antoinette's letters turn malicious, Angela begins to suspect Nanette is responsible. "I Wanna Mold Your Band": Mr. Tastee Twirl hosts a talent contest which the winner will get to ride around in the truck and ring the bell. Angela and Her Band-Aconda compete against Nanette's girl group, the Ooh La La La Lahs.
#20 - Don't Be Caddie/The Pup Who Would Be King
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/30/2000
"Don't be Caddie": Angela and her friends try to keep cool during the hottest day in Tapwater Springs. When they stumble across the member's only pool at the town country club, Angela and her friends wind up "helping" Mark and Derek with their jobs as caddies. "The Pup Who Would Be King": King gives birth to a litter of puppies, one of which looks exactly like her, which Angela names King II. However, to Angela's shock, King II gets adopted by Mrs Brinks and renamed as Princess.
#21 - Secret Santa/Hooray for Chanukah
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/23/2000
"Secret Santa": The class picks Secret Santas for Christmas. When Angela picks Nanette much to her chagrin, she must decide between buying a bottle of "toilet water" or a toaster for French toast. "Hooray for Chanukah": Uncle Nicky accidentally loses Gina Lash's great-grandmother's menorah in a game of dreidel and Angela, Gina, Johnny and Gordy go on a crusade from place to place to retrieve the menorah in time for the Chanukah party.
#22 - No Thanksgiving/Family Tree
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/16/2000
"No Thanksgiving": When her family gets sick from Nanette's visit, it's up to Angela to cook Thanksgiving dinner. "Family Tree": As a school project, Angela must trace her roots to see if her ancestors were of any significance to Tapwater Springs, even to see if Angela was related to the people who owned Miss Netty, the cow who saved Tapwater Springs from a wildfire on February 11, 1901. Angela eventually finds out that the Manior family owned Miss Netty, but through pieces of a photo she discovers that the cow was actually the one who started the fire.
#23 - Boo-Who?/The Haunting of Angela Anaconda
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/9/2000
"Boo-Who?": Angela is planning on going trick or treating with her friends but can't risk wearing one of her mother's homemade costumes, so she orders an "Astro-Nutties" costume in the mail. "The Haunting Of Angela Anaconda": On Halloween night, Angela decides to give Mark and Derek a scare. When the lights start flickering and strange, howling noises echo through Angela's garage, Angela wonders if her garage is really haunted or if it is just Mark and Derek playing usual tricks.
#24 - All for One/Uncle Nicky's Midlife Crisis
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/2/2000
"All for One": Angela gets paired with Nanette on a nature hike. "Uncle Nicky's Midlife Crisis": After finding a grey hair on his chest, Uncle Nicky believes himself to be turning old and goes out of his way to act young.
#25 - Brinks of No Return/Operation Ringside
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/25/2000
"Brinks of No Return": Angela is forced to stay at Mrs. Brinks' house when her family fails to pick her up due to a rainstorm. Once at Mrs. Brinks' house, Angela and Mr. Brinks are slaved around by Mrs. Brinks while she does nothing, and to make matters worse, Nanette has arrived. "Operation Ringside": Coach Rhinehart has a new and unknown job, one which has been cutting into quality time between him and Gordy for the past month. Coincidently, a wrestler known as the Masked Menace has begun a meteoric month-long rise through the local wrestling circuit. Angela and her friends try to figure out whether or not Coach Rhinehart and the Masked Menace are the same person.