The WORST episodes of Almost Naked Animals
Every episode of Almost Naked Animals ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Almost Naked Animals!
Welcome to the Banana Cabana! Led by Howie, the fun-loving, hospitality-challenged manager, the Banana Cabana is home to mayhem, destruction and general debauchery... where there are no parents, no rules and no clothes... well, almost! But, Howie can't take all the credit! Surrounding Howie are his best friends and fellow employees - Octo, Bunny, Narwhal, Duck, Sloth and, a holdover from the old regime, Piggy.
#1 - Cool Paw Howie
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/26/2011
Howie converts the hotel into a minimum-security prison for people who have been annoying.
#2 - Hotel of Horrors
Season 1 - Episode 48 - Aired 10/14/2011
Howie goes to the creepy side of the Banana Cabana where his friends are freaks.
#3 - Crouching Narwhal, Hidden Piggy
Season 1 - Episode 46 - Aired 10/7/2011
Piggy enters a Ninjitsu chef game show and his opponent is Narwhal.
#4 - Doll Pox
Season 1 - Episode 44 - Aired 9/16/2011
Everyone gets the chicken pox and Howie wants to join to be quarantined.
#5 - Sloth Unleashed
Season 1 - Episode 42 - Aired 9/9/2011
Howie attempts to train Sloth to be extreme so she can enter the Dirk Danger fan club.
#7 - Living Dangerously
Season 1 - Episode 38 - Aired 7/8/2011
Howie tests Dirk Danger-branded products.
#8 - May the Best Loser Win
Season 1 - Episode 36 - Aired 7/7/2011
Octo tries to get his face on a cereal box after seeing the other Banana Cabana crew have one.
#9 - Kikmee
Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 7/6/2011
Howie bets Bunny that if she goes one day without being angry, she won't have to be the Banana Cabana's mascot.
#10 - Imaginary Fiend
Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 7/5/2011
Howie reunites with his imaginary childhood friend, Platymoose, until the friend's pranks annoy everyone else.
#11 - The Sun Howie Always Wanted
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 7/1/2011
Duck tries to build an artificial sun after the real one stops shining.
#12 - Matter Over Mind
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 6/30/2011
Howie gets a remote control stuck to his head, and gains telekinetic powers after it gets wet.
#13 - The Old Act
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 4/2/2011
Narwhal's old partner Barney shows up, much to Narwhal's dismay.
#14 - Home for the Howiedays
Season 1 - Episode 50 - Aired 10/21/2011
Poodle has to stay at the Banana Cabana after her hotel is destroyed, but then she starts to prank the others.
#15 - Narwhal's Contest
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/19/2011
Narwhal's biggest fan wins a contest to spend a day with him, but Narwhal ignores her and she starts to hang out with Howie.
#16 - A Fish This Big
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/12/2011
A squirrel saves Howie, but Howie gets the credit for saving the squirrel, thus becoming famous.
#17 - Cowboy Cabana
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/2011
Two bulls, Burt and Burt, stay at the hotel hoping to trash the joint after Howie gives the hotel a wild western theme.
#18 - Guess Who's Coming to Lunch
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/12/2011
Piggy's ninja chef master returns to help Piggy.
#19 - Nothing But the Tooth
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/5/2011
Bunny organises a scavenger hunt that could cost the Banana Cabana due to Duck mis-typing the rules.
#20 - Hurricane Seasoning
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/5/2011
Howie's pals are trapped outside during a condiment storm, so they try to go to Poodle's place.
#21 - The Duck Vinci Code
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/8/2011
Duck gains the ability to see the future after being struck by lightning twice.
#22 - Stunter's Block
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/29/2011
Howie tries to convince his idol, Dirk Danger, to start performing stunts again.
#23 - Keep On Monster Truckin'
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/15/2011
Howie finds a toy truck that starts to grow with water. Meanwhile, a beaver who chews anything in his track whilst asleep causes trouble.
#24 - One Star Hotel
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/22/2011
Howie may lose the hotel if he does not get at least one star from a reviewer so asks Poodle for advice.
#25 - Father's Day
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/22/2013
Duck finds an egg, and becomes very over-protective.