The BEST episodes of Alien News Desk

Every episode of Alien News Desk ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Alien News Desk!

Alien News Desk is a weekly, topical animated series set in an extraterrestrial newsroom, which covers up-to-the-minute news and commentary about the universe's most baffling species - the inscrutable Humans of Planet Earth.

Last Updated: 12/2/2022Network:Syfy
Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists
16 votes

#1 - Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/13/2019

Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.

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A Very Norffy Gronksmas
22 votes

#2 - A Very Norffy Gronksmas

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/6/2019

Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?

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Bloated Acquisition Piles
17 votes

#3 - Bloated Acquisition Piles

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/27/2019

Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.

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A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck
23 votes

#4 - A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/20/2019

What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.

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A Bunch of Space Bums
22 votes

#5 - A Bunch of Space Bums

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/30/2019

Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.

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Cumbersome Dongles
20 votes

#6 - Cumbersome Dongles

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/27/2019

The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call "food".

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Princes of Mange
19 votes

#7 - Princes of Mange

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/4/2019

Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as "mascots".

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Simultaneous Vortex Exit
23 votes

#8 - Simultaneous Vortex Exit

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/23/2019

Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.

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Udder Madness
22 votes

#9 - Udder Madness

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/16/2019

Meet some special vehicles called "Indycars" and the grotesque pseudo-humans called "bodybuilders".

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The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft
19 votes

#10 - The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/4/2019

Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.

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Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People
37 votes

#11 - Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/6/2019

Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.

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Ungrateful Wads of Protein
43 votes

#12 - Ungrateful Wads of Protein

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/27/2019

Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken and human arrogance totems, aka Oscars.

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