The BEST episodes of Alien News Desk

Every episode of Alien News Desk ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Alien News Desk!

Alien News Desk is a weekly, topical animated series set in an extraterrestrial newsroom, which covers up-to-the-minute news and commentary about the universe's most baffling species - the inscrutable Humans of Planet Earth.

Last Updated: 5/20/2025Network: SYFYStatus: Ended

8.35

17 votes

#1 - Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/13/2019

Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.

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8.19

21 votes

#2 - Bloated Acquisition Piles

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/27/2019

Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.

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8.13

23 votes

#3 - A Very Norffy Gronksmas

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/6/2019

Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?

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7.88

25 votes

#4 - A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/20/2019

What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.

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7.82

22 votes

#5 - Cumbersome Dongles

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/27/2019

The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call "food".

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7.74

23 votes

#6 - A Bunch of Space Bums

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/30/2019

Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.

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7.73

22 votes

#7 - Princes of Mange

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/4/2019

Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as "mascots".

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7.68

22 votes

#8 - The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/4/2019

Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.

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7.64

25 votes

#9 - Simultaneous Vortex Exit

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/23/2019

Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.

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7.63

24 votes

#10 - Udder Madness

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/16/2019

Meet some special vehicles called "Indycars" and the grotesque pseudo-humans called "bodybuilders".

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7.26

39 votes

#11 - Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/6/2019

Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.

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6.93

46 votes

#12 - Ungrateful Wads of Protein

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/27/2019

Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken and human arrogance totems, aka Oscars.

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