The WORST episodes of Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Every episode of Alan Carr: Chatty Man ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Alan Carr: Chatty Man!

Alan Carr hosts a brand new entertainment chat show, packed with sketches, topical chat, news and audience participation. Alan is joined on the sofa each week by three celebrity guests from the world of showbiz, with a top musical act playing out at the end of the show. Other regular items include topical sketches featuring occasional celebrity cameos, Alan's irreverent take on the week's showbiz news, plus unique and offbeat highlights from the world of telly and the web.

Last Updated: 11/9/2024Network: Channel 4Status: Ended
Bruce Forsyth, Heather Graham, Ross Kemp, The Pet Shop Boys
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2.67
3 votes

#1 - Bruce Forsyth, Heather Graham, Ross Kemp, The Pet Shop Boys

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/14/2009

In this week's opening episode, Alan chats in his own inimitable style with legendary entertainer Bruce Forsyth, US actress Heather Graham talks to Alan about her latest movie, and TV presenter Ross Kemp tells Alan how he got from Walford to Afghanistan. The Pet Shop Boys play out the end of the show with their latest single Did You See Me Coming?

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3.50
2 votes

#2 - Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, Cast of Inbetweeners, Jessie J

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/5/2011

n this last episode of the current series Alan is joined by pop superstar Justin Timberlake and actress Mila Kunis to talk about their new movie, Friends with Benefits. The cast of Inbetweeners pop in to talk about their forthcoming film. Plus UK pop sensation Jessie J chats to Alan and performs her new single Who's Laughing Now.

Kirstie Allsopp, Phil Spencer, Stephen Mangan, Charles Hamilton, Rita Ora
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5.00
4 votes

#3 - Kirstie Allsopp, Phil Spencer, Stephen Mangan, Charles Hamilton, Rita Ora

Season 14 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2015

The host welcomes property gurus Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer, who discuss their forthcoming Channel 4 series Love It or List It, and comedy actor Stephen Mangan talks about his role in the new National Theatre play Rules for Living. There's music from rapper Charles Hamilton and The Voice judge Rita Ora, performing their single New York Raining

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5.50
2 votes

#4 - Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Russell Howard, Lorde

Season 13 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/14/2014

The host is joined by Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis - two of the stars of Horrible Bosses 2 - and comedian Russell Howard, who chats about Wonderbox Live, his latest stand-up DVD. Music comes from New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde, who performs Yellow Flicker Beat in the studio.

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5.50
2 votes

#5 - Derren Brown, Sue Perkins, Nina Conti and Jungle

Season 13 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/2014

The award-winning funnyman is joined by illusionist Derren Brown, who talks about his 2015 live tour, Miracle, and Sue Perkins tells of her travels through Southeast Asia filming a new documentary series about the Mekong river. Plus, ventriloquist extraordinaire Nina Conti drops in, ahead of her new DVD release, and Mercury Prize-nominated band Jungle perform their single Busy Earnin' live.

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5.67
3 votes

#6 - JLS, Sarah Millican, Danny Dyer, Laura Mvula

Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/26/2013

In this edition Alan is joined by boyband JLS and brilliant comic Sarah Millican, who tells Alan all about hew new tour Home Bird, Danny Dyer drops in to talk about his new film Vendetta, while music is by hot new UK singer Laura Mvula, who sings That's Alright in the studio.

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6.00
1 votes

#7 - Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Minnie Driver and Alexandra Burke

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/15/2010

Alan Carr's guests are Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, British actress Minnie Driver and former X Factor winner turned pop star Alexandra Burke who chats and performs her new single.

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6.00
1 votes

#8 - Kim Cattrall, Boy George and N-Dubz

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/25/2010

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6.00
1 votes

#9 - Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait, Olly Murs, Jason Manford, Alex Jones and Tinchy Stryder

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/8/2010

With Robin Williams and Bobcat Goldthwait, star and director of World's Greatest Dad; X Factor runner-up Olly Murs; new ONE Show hosts Jason Manford and Alex Jones; plus, Tinchy Stryder.

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6.00
1 votes

#10 - Alice Cooper, David Walliams and The Saturdays

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/1/2010

Alan is joined by rock and roll legend Alice Cooper, newly married actor and comedian David Walliams talks about his new movie, and there's music and chat from pop girl band The Saturdays.

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6.00
1 votes

#11 - Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Ulrika Jonsson, Joanna Page and Scissor Sisters

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/25/2010

Alan is joined on the sofa by Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Ulrika Jonsson and Joanna Page, plus the Scissor Sisters drop in for a chat and perform an exclusive track from their album.

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6.00
1 votes

#12 - Kylie Minogue, John Bishop and Jared Leto

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/18/2010

Chatty Man is joined by the ultimate Princess of pop, Kylie Minogue, who will chat and perform two songs. Plus, US actor and musician, Jared Leto and Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop.

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6.00
1 votes

#13 - Grace Jones, Gok Wan and JLS

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/11/2010

Alan's guests are the iconic Grace Jones, everyone's favourite fashion guru and the star of How to Look Good Naked, Gok Wan, plus JLS chatting and performing their single The Club Is Alive.

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6.00
1 votes

#14 - Shakira, Louie Spence, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, Xavier Samuel and Kelis

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/4/2010

More celebrity chat and topical banter from the irrepressible Alan Carr whose guests include the cast of the Twilight Saga, Shakira, Louie Spence and music from Kelis.

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6.00
1 votes

#15 - Katie Price and Alex Reid, James Corden and Enrique Iglesias

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/27/2010

Alan is joined by newlyweds Katie Price and Alex Reid, and Latino heart-throb Enrique Iglesias who chats and sings. Plus, James Corden drops in to talk about all things World Cup.

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6.00
1 votes

#16 - Russell Brand, Pamela Anderson, Matthew Morrison, Kevin McHale, Jenna Ushkowitz and Plan B

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/20/2010

Lovable host Alan Carr is back with a new series. Guests include Russell Brand, Pamela Anderson, Jenna Ushkowitz, Kevin McHale and Matthew Morrison, and music from Plan B, aka Ben Drew.

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6.00
1 votes

#17 - Juliette Lewis, Miranda Hart and The Streets

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/7/2011

Today, Alan's guests include American actress and musician Juliette Lewis, Dermot O'Leary and Miranda Hart, with music from The Streets who perform a track from their forthcoming album.

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6.00
1 votes

#18 - Drew Barrymore, Gary and Danielle Lineker, Phill Jupitus and Goldfrapp

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/22/2010

Alan is joined by Hollywood star Drew Barrymore, football legend Gary Lineker along with his wife Danielle, comedian/writer Phill Jupitus and Goldfrapp perform their latest release.

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6.00
1 votes

#19 - Whoopi Goldberg, Jedward, Kim Cattrall and McFly

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/29/2010

Whoopi Goldberg chats about being in Sister Act The Musical, Kim Cattrell discusses her role in Antony and Cleopatra, and Jedward talk about their new TV show. Plus, music from McFly.

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6.00
1 votes

#20 - Paul O'Grady, Katy Perry, Davina McCall and Brandon Flowers

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/5/2010

Katy Perry chats and also performs her new single, Davina McCall talks about 10 years of Big Brother, and Paul O'Grady discusses his new book and TV show. Plus, music from Brandon Flowers.

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6.00
1 votes

#21 - David Hasselhoff, Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Colin Farrell, Jim Sturgess and Cee Lo Green

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/13/2010

The loveable Alan Carr returns with a shiny new series and the first guests on his sofa are The Inbetweeners, David Hasselhoff, Colin Farrell, Jim Sturgess, with music from Cee Lo Green.

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6.00
1 votes

#22 - Michael McIntyre, Stacey Solomon, Shaun Ryder and Cheryl Cole

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/20/2010

With X Factor judge and artist Cheryl Cole, queen of the jungle Stacey Solomon, I'm a Celebrity runner-up Shaun Ryder and comedian Michael McIntyre

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6.00
1 votes

#23 - Chris Evans, Mickey Rourke, Catherine Tate and The Wanted

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/26/2010

In this Christmas special, Alan is joined by DJ Chris Evans, Hollywood actor Mickey Rourke and Catherine Tate. Music is from The Wanted who perform their single and another xmas classic.

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6.00
1 votes

#24 - Matt Lucas, Dame Edna Everage and McFly

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/2/2011

Alan is joined on the sofa by star of Little Britain and Alice in Wonderland, comedian and actor Matt Lucas who chats about his new comedy series: Come Fly with Me. Dame Edna Everage who gives her unique take on 2010 and shares her own personal highlights from the past year. Plus live music from McFly who chat about their latest DVD release Nowhere Left to Run and perform their single Shine a Light.

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6.00
1 votes

#25 - Jonathan Ross, Kevin Bridges, Jack Whitehall and Adele

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/17/2011

Alan's guests are Jonathan Ross, comedians Kevin Bridges and Jack Whitehall, who discuss their new series of Stand Up for the Week, and Adele who chats and sings Rolling in Deep.