The WORST Episodes of Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: May 29, 2021

Network: Channel 4

Alan Carr hosts a brand new entertainment chat show, packed with sketches, topical chat, news and audience participation. Alan is joined on the sofa each week by three celebrity guests from the world of showbiz, with a top musical act playing out at the end of the show. Other regular items include topical sketches featuring occasional celebrity cameos, Alan's irreverent take on the week's showbiz news, plus unique and offbeat highlights from the world of telly and the web.

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Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, Cast of Inbetweeners, Jessie J

#1 - Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, Cast of Inbetweeners, Jessie J

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired Aug 5, 2011

n this last episode of the current series Alan is joined by pop superstar Justin Timberlake and actress Mila Kunis to talk about their new movie, Friends with Benefits. The cast of Inbetweeners pop in to talk about their forthcoming film. Plus UK pop sensation Jessie J chats to Alan and performs her new single Who's Laughing Now.

star 3.50
2 votes
Kirstie Allsopp, Phil Spencer, Stephen Mangan, Charles Hamilton, Rita Ora

#2 - Kirstie Allsopp, Phil Spencer, Stephen Mangan, Charles Hamilton, Rita Ora

Season 14 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 24, 2015

The host welcomes property gurus Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer, who discuss their forthcoming Channel 4 series Love It or List It, and comedy actor Stephen Mangan talks about his role in the new National Theatre play Rules for Living. There's music from rapper Charles Hamilton and The Voice judge Rita Ora, performing their single New York Raining

star 5.00
4 votes
Derren Brown, Sue Perkins, Nina Conti and Jungle

#3 - Derren Brown, Sue Perkins, Nina Conti and Jungle

Season 13 - Episode 8 - Aired Nov 7, 2014

The award-winning funnyman is joined by illusionist Derren Brown, who talks about his 2015 live tour, Miracle, and Sue Perkins tells of her travels through Southeast Asia filming a new documentary series about the Mekong river. Plus, ventriloquist extraordinaire Nina Conti drops in, ahead of her new DVD release, and Mercury Prize-nominated band Jungle perform their single Busy Earnin' live.

star 5.50
2 votes
Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Russell Howard, Lorde

#4 - Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Russell Howard, Lorde

Season 13 - Episode 9 - Aired Nov 14, 2014

The host is joined by Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis - two of the stars of Horrible Bosses 2 - and comedian Russell Howard, who chats about Wonderbox Live, his latest stand-up DVD. Music comes from New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde, who performs Yellow Flicker Beat in the studio.

star 5.50
2 votes
JLS, Sarah Millican, Danny Dyer, Laura Mvula

#5 - JLS, Sarah Millican, Danny Dyer, Laura Mvula

Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 26, 2013

In this edition Alan is joined by boyband JLS and brilliant comic Sarah Millican, who tells Alan all about hew new tour Home Bird, Danny Dyer drops in to talk about his new film Vendetta, while music is by hot new UK singer Laura Mvula, who sings That's Alright in the studio.

star 5.67
3 votes
Bruce Forsyth, Heather Graham, Ross Kemp, The Pet Shop Boys

#6 - Bruce Forsyth, Heather Graham, Ross Kemp, The Pet Shop Boys

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jun 14, 2009

In this week's opening episode, Alan chats in his own inimitable style with legendary entertainer Bruce Forsyth, US actress Heather Graham talks to Alan about her latest movie, and TV presenter Ross Kemp tells Alan how he got from Walford to Afghanistan. The Pet Shop Boys play out the end of the show with their latest single Did You See Me Coming?

star 6.00
1 votes
Jerry Springer, Martina Navratalova, Black Eyed Peas

#7 - Jerry Springer, Martina Navratalova, Black Eyed Peas

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 28, 2009

star 6.00
1 votes
Dawn French, Kirstie Allsop and Phil Spencer, David Walliams

#8 - Dawn French, Kirstie Allsop and Phil Spencer, David Walliams

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jul 5, 2009

star 6.00
1 votes
Kanye West, Fern Britton, Sarah Harding

#9 - Kanye West, Fern Britton, Sarah Harding

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jul 12, 2009

This week Alan is joined by global music star and fashion icon Kanye West. Kanye is joined on the sofa by his new UK protégé Mr Hudson, who will also be performing (with Kanye) his new single, Supernova. Other guests include Fern Britton and Sarah Harding (from Girls Aloud) who'll be chatting to Alan about her new TV drama acting role.

star 6.00
1 votes
Jonathan Ross, Mickey Rourke, Denise Van Outen

#10 - Jonathan Ross, Mickey Rourke, Denise Van Outen

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jul 19, 2009

Tonight, Alan is joined on the sofa by Jonathan Ross, Hollywood legend Mickey Rourke and Denise Van Outen. X Factor finalists JLS performing their new single, Beat Again.

star 6.00
1 votes
Rupert Everett, Barbara Windsor, Kevin Bishop

#11 - Rupert Everett, Barbara Windsor, Kevin Bishop

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 26, 2009

This week, Alan is joined by actor Rupert Everett, presenter of C4's new documentary The Scandalous Adventures of Lord Byron. Queen of the East End Barbara Windsor also pops in for a chat, as does comedian Kevin Bishop and The Enemy, who perform their new single Be Somebody.

star 6.00
1 votes
Shane Warne, Patsy Kensit, Gok Wan and Calvin Harris

#12 - Shane Warne, Patsy Kensit, Gok Wan and Calvin Harris

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Aug 2, 2009

Alan is joined by Aussie cricket legend Shane Warne, actress Patsy Kensit and fashion guru Gok Wan. Calvin Harris also drops by to perform his single, Ready for the Weekend.

star 6.00
1 votes
Peter Andre, Frank Skinner, Natalie Imbruglia and The Noisettes

#13 - Peter Andre, Frank Skinner, Natalie Imbruglia and The Noisettes

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Aug 9, 2009

Peter Andre and Frank Skinner drop in for a chat and Natalie Imbruglia talks to Alan about her new album 'Come Alive'. Music is provided by The Noisettes who perform their single, Wild Young Hearts.

star 6.00
1 votes
Jack Dee, Amanda Holden, Alan Dale and Pixie Lott

#14 - Jack Dee, Amanda Holden, Alan Dale and Pixie Lott

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Aug 16, 2009

Alan is joined by Jack Dee, 'Britain's Got Talent' judge Amanda Holden who gives Alan the low-down on working in America; Alan Dale and Pixie Lott who will be performing her single Boys and Girls.

star 6.00
1 votes
Mariah Carey, Noel Fielding, Simon Pegg

#15 - Mariah Carey, Noel Fielding, Simon Pegg

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 19, 2009

Chatty Man is back!! In the first show, Alan will be joined on the sofa by Mariah Carey who will also perform her single, I want to Know What Love Is... star of The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and comedy actor Simon Pegg, pop in for a chat.

star 6.00
1 votes
Ruth Jones, James Corden,  Chris Moyles, Westlife, Alesha Dixon

#16 - Ruth Jones, James Corden, Chris Moyles, Westlife, Alesha Dixon

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 26, 2009

Alan will be joined on the sofa by Ruth Jones and James Corden from Gavin & Stacey, DJ and TV star Chris Moyles, the boys from Westlife who'll be chatting about their new album Where We Are. Plus, the stunning Alesha Dixon will be performing her latest single

star 6.00
1 votes
Kate Hudson, Sharon Osbourne, Lily Allen

#17 - Kate Hudson, Sharon Osbourne, Lily Allen

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 3, 2009

Alan's guests are Kate Hudson, who chats about her new film Nine, and a member of rock's most famous family: Sharon Osbourne. Plus, style icon and pop princess Lily Allen drops in for a chat and performs her single Who'd Have Known.

star 6.00
1 votes
Michael McIntyre, Chris Evans, Miley Cyrus

#18 - Michael McIntyre, Chris Evans, Miley Cyrus

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 10, 2009

Alan's guests are popular new comedian Michael McIntyre, who will be dropping in to talk about his latest DVD Hello Wembley. Joining Michael is broadcasting mogul, and soon-to-be new Radio 2 breakfast DJ, Chris Evans who'll be chatting to Alan about his new autobiography. Plus American teen idol and pop sensation Miley Cyrus. Miley will be joining Alan on the sofa for a chat and performing 'Party in the USA' from her latest album.

star 6.00
1 votes
Bette Midler, JLS

#19 - Bette Midler, JLS

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 17, 2009

Alan will be joined by the Divine Miss M - the amazing Bette Midler who will be making a rare appearance in the UK and chatting about her album The Best Bette: Deluxe Edition. Other guests include boy band sensation JLS, who chat to Alan and perform their single "One Shot".

star 6.00
1 votes
Christmas Special

#20 - Christmas Special

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 22, 2009

In this festive episode, Alan is joined on the sofa by the showbiz legend Cilla Black, his old partner in crime from The Sunday Night Project Justin Lee Collins and, making his second appearance on the Chatty Man sofa, Little Britain star David Walliams. There's plenty of Christmas surprises and a performance from Britain's favourite new girl band The Saturdays.

star 6.00
1 votes
New Year's Special

#21 - New Year's Special

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Dec 29, 2009

Who better to send out the old year than the Time Lord himself, David Tennant, who tells Alan about his final performance in Doctor Who. Also dropping by for a chat is the very funny Catherine Tate; plus Davina McCall discusses the last ever Celebrity Big Brother and her new fitness DVD. With music from 80s icons Spandau Ballet.

star 6.00
1 votes
Daryl Hannah, Nicholas Hoult, Sid Owen and Patsy Palmer and Mika

#22 - Daryl Hannah, Nicholas Hoult, Sid Owen and Patsy Palmer and Mika

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 11, 2010

Alan is joined on the sofa by US actress Daryl Hannah to talk about her new film A Closed Book and ex star of Skins Nicholas Hoult, tells all about his big screen role in A Single Man. EastEnders stars Sid Owen and Patsy Palmer talk about 25 years of the series and Ricky and Bianca's wedding plans. Plus, pop star Mika performs his single Blame It on the Girls.

star 6.00
1 votes
Alex Reid, Jimmy Carr, Janice Dickinson and Kesha

#23 - Alex Reid, Jimmy Carr, Janice Dickinson and Kesha

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 18, 2010

Alan's guests on the sofa include winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2010 Alex Reid, in his first TV chat show interview since leaving the Big Brother house. Comedian Jimmy Carr and ex supermodel and US TV star Janice Dickinson. Plus, US musician Ke$ha performs her latest single: Blah Blah Blah.

star 6.00
1 votes
Courtney Love, Steve Jones, Rihanna

#24 - Courtney Love, Steve Jones, Rihanna

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 25, 2010

Alan is joined on the sofa by rock goddess Courtney Love who talks about her new album; TV presenter Steve Jones chats about his latest TV projects including hosting Let's Dance For Sport Relief and 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show. Plus, Rihanna shares what's going on in her world and performs her new single Rude Boy.

star 6.00
1 votes
Ant and Dec, John Barrowman, Jo Frost, Ellie Goulding

#25 - Ant and Dec, John Barrowman, Jo Frost, Ellie Goulding

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 4, 2010

Alan is joined on the sofa by the nation's favourite TV presenters. Ant and Dec tell Alan about their new gameshow Push the Button. Other guests are Torchwood actor and musical star John Barrowman, who chats about his new album, John Barrowman; and Supernanny Jo Frost discusses her brand new Channel 4 series: Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance. Music is provided by 2010 Brit Awards' Critic's Choice-winner Ellie Goulding, performing her new single, Starry Eyed.

star 6.00
1 votes