The WORST episodes of 800 Words
Every episode of 800 Words ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of 800 Words!
A recently widowed father, quits his job as a popular 800 word columnist for a top selling Sydney newspaper. Over the internet he buys a house on an impulse in a remote New Zealand seaside town. He then has to break the news to his two teenage kids who just lost their mum, and now face an even more uncertain future. But the colourful and inquisitive locals ensure his dream of a fresh start does not go to plan.
#1 - Episode 6
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/17/2017
George longs for solitude but his plan to get rid of his unwanted guests backfires. Woody's relationship with Tracey is on the rocks whilst struggling in his new unexpected role.
#2 - Episode 13
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/28/2017
Jan's pregnancy sparks a crisis between George and Fiona. Katie unwillingly gets Shay involved in an art scam. Arlo struggles with a long distance relationship.
#3 - Episode 14
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/7/2017
George struggles against the Terry-mania sweeping Weld. The town prepares to open its first fine dining restaurant, but not everyone's invited. Shay's art adventure has a public hanging.
#4 - Episode 15
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/14/2017
George fears that Weld is losing its innocence. Brother Terry goes all out to prove his love for Hannah, and there's a surprise visit from a very pregnant Jan.
#5 - Episode 16
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/21/2017
The fallout from George's savage article is immediate. Terry's true colours are revealed much to Hannah's horror, and a triple tragedy strikes Weld.
#6 - Episode 1
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/12/2017
Weld mounts operation search and rescue for Ike, Zac and Steve. George contemplates possible fatherhood while comforting Shay. Jan goes into labor but there are more than paternity complications.
#7 - Episode 2
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/19/2017
Its D-day for George and the two other prospective fathers. Shay struggles with the fallout from the sea rescue and there's a major surprise at Woody and Tracey's engagement party.
#8 - Episode 3
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/26/2017
George is recruited as a reluctant accomplice in a secret mission involving Woody's past. Shay goes to the dark side after suffering from a broken heart and Katie resurrects a teaching career.
#9 - Episode 4
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/3/2017
George gets an unlikely message from beyond the grave whilst Woody's top secret divorce plan unravels. Meanwhile, Hannah has a challenge convincing Constable Tom she'd be a top cop.
#10 - Episode 5
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/10/2017
Georges fears about Operation Quickie Divorce are realized when Woody discovers something that cant be hidden. Tracey eventually uncovers the truth. Shay gets more unwelcome attention from Ollie.
#11 - Episode 12
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/21/2017
George and Fiona's escape to the city for a romantic weekend away from the kids is a disaster. Arlo almost burns down the house down and Jan has huge, huge news.
#12 - Episode 7
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/24/2017
George enjoys having the house to himself and declares war on punctuation.
#13 - Episode 8
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/24/2017
George helps Monty write the best man speech and ponders his own wedding.
#14 - Episode 9
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/14/2018
George gets an unexpected visitor after making his big decision. Arlo tries to navigate the Lindsay situation and Monty surprises everybody when he hooks up with Ngahuia again.
#15 - Episode 11
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/28/2018
George and Katie test their new relationship with a winter camp. Arlo and Poppy grow closer while Shay struggles with Ike moving on and Big Mac has a grand tourist plan for Weld.
#16 - Episode 12
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/4/2018
Arlo two-times Lindsay and Poppy and suffers the fallout. George struggles in the parenting department and worries he's causing Billy's stress problem. Shay gets an unlikely visitor.
#17 - Episode 13
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/11/2018
George and Woody fail to make up after Arlo's shenanigans. Ike receives unlikely help from Shay in his spiritual quest. A council restructure has Weld at risk of being swallowed up by Stafford.
#18 - Episode 14
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/18/2018
The Turner family are forced to revisit their tragic past when a stranger walks into town. Poppy's outback justice upsets some of the Weld locals and the republican presidential race hots up.
#19 - Episode 15
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/25/2018
George and Shay grow further apart. Shay gives Katie a serve after the fallout with Joe Cettino and Poppy cuts a chunk out of Lindsay.
#20 - Episode 16
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/2/2018
Big Macs space race plans divide the town. George is worried that Katie could lose her home and Woody's worried hes about to lose his daughter.
#21 - Episode 2
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/30/2016
The whole of Weld comes out for a party at The Turners while George almost destroys his friendship with Woody over a rather large invoice and a lawn that needs mowing.
#22 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/2015
George is a man who once skated through life but is now stumbling. When his wife dies, he makes a rash decision to move his kids away from Sydney to the town of Weld, New Zealand.
#23 - Episode 2
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/22/2015
George rapidly becomes the most unpopular new Aussie in town after calling Weld a 'dead end town' in his column. Shay and Arlo also feel the fallout from their father's faux pas at their new school.
#24 - Episode 3
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/29/2015
Questions are raised over Laura's death, and the Weld rumour mill goes into overdrive. George goes on an epic manhunt through the local populous to learn the source of the scandalous gossip.
#25 - Episode 4
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/2015
As he gets to grips with his status as the new ladies' man about town George is dragged into a celebration (or not) of Weld's x-rated history.