The BEST episodes written by Zeus Cervas

BlackJack
star
7.91
172 votes

#1 - BlackJack

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 27

SpongeBob's parents are missing and with his bully of a cousin, BlackJack, recently released from prison, he fears the worst.

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Rule of Dumb
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7.63
131 votes

#2 - Rule of Dumb

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 31

Patrick discovers in a genealogy document that he is next in line to receive a kingly title!

Selling Out
star
7.62
449 votes

#3 - Selling Out

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 7

Mr. Krabs sells the Krusty Krab to a conglomerate and explores the joys of retirement.

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Diaz Family Vacation
star
7.56
179 votes

#4 - Diaz Family Vacation

Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Season 1 - Episode 9

Star forgets to get the Diazes an anniversary present, so she invites them on a trip to Mewni.

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New Leaf
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7.55
277 votes

#5 - New Leaf

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 21

Plankton has decided to throw in the towel and start a new business selling trinkets and souvenir gifts.

School Spirit
star
7.51
204 votes

#6 - School Spirit

Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Season 1 - Episode 4

Star misunderstands when she hears that the school football team is going to "get slaughtered".

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SquidBob TentaclePants
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7.39
353 votes

#7 - SquidBob TentaclePants

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 12

Sandy accidentally melds SpongeBob and Squidward into one body when her teleportation device malfunctions.

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All That Glitters
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7.39
263 votes

#8 - All That Glitters

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 19

SpongeBob's spatula breaks mid-patty flip to be replaced by "Le Spatula."

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Ghost Host
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7.32
337 votes

#9 - Ghost Host

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 15

The Flying Dutchman crashes at SpongeBob's house where he constantly scares, startles and surprises SpongeBob.

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Bumper to Bumper
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7.26
91 votes

#10 - Bumper to Bumper

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 13

SpongeBob once again fails his driving test, forcing Mrs. Puff to think outside the box--and off the road.

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Chum Caverns
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7.26
221 votes

#11 - Chum Caverns

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 7

Plankton falls into an underground cave and uses its scenery to attract customers.

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Shell Shocked
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7.22
448 votes

#12 - Shell Shocked

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 1

SpongeBob searches for alternatives when Gary needs a new shell.

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No Hat for Pat
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7.21
180 votes

#13 - No Hat for Pat

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 10

Mr. Krabs offers Patrick a job as a sign-holder.

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SpongeHenge
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7.21
269 votes

#14 - SpongeHenge

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 36

A very windy day in Bikini Bottom is blowing air through SpongeBob's holes resulting in a chorus of pretty flute-like sounds.

Chum Fricassee
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7.20
233 votes

#15 - Chum Fricassee

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 9

Squidward quits his job at the Krusty Krab and starts working at the Chum Bucket.

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Grandpappy the Pirate
star
7.19
178 votes

#16 - Grandpappy the Pirate

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 28

Mr. Krabs' granddad is coming to town! But instead of being excited, Mr. Krabs is nervous because his swarthy pirate granddad thinks that Mr. Krabs is a pirate, too.

Frozen Face-Off
star
7.19
206 votes

#17 - Frozen Face-Off

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 9 - Episode 8

Everyone in Bikini Bottom is competing in a worm-sled race to the South Pole.

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Fungus Among Us
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7.14
157 votes

#18 - Fungus Among Us

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 30

SpongeBob develops a case of Ick, the nasty itchy sea fungus.

Safe Depo­sit Krabs
star
7.10
90 votes

#19 - Safe Depo­sit Krabs

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 19

Mr. Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand-new bank, and it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to save him.

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The Gift of Gum
star
7.10
188 votes

#20 - The Gift of Gum

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 33

It's Best Friends Day so Patrick and SpongeBob trade presents.

The Thing
star
7.07
181 votes

#21 - The Thing

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 28

After a bike accident, Squidward is coated in so much mud that the residents of Bikini Bottom think he is a monster.

Squid's Visit
star
7.06
256 votes

#22 - Squid's Visit

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 4

SpongeBob decorates his home like Squidward's so that his neighbor will visit.

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Walking the Plankton
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7.03
234 votes

#23 - Walking the Plankton

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 9 - Episode 20

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs win a free cruise, while Plankton tries to take the formula again.

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Best Frenemies
star
7.01
370 votes

#24 - Best Frenemies

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 5

A new Kelp Smoothy chain is opening up all over Bikini Bottom.

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Grooming Gary
star
7.00
191 votes

#25 - Grooming Gary

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 19

SpongeBob decides to enter Gary in a pet show and gives him a makeover after seeing the competition.

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Overbooked
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6.93
202 votes

#26 - Overbooked

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 17

SpongeBob must be at Patrick's birthday party, help Sandy with her presentation, and help Mr. Krabs build a telescope, all at the same time.

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A Flea in Her Dome
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6.93
206 votes

#27 - A Flea in Her Dome

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 22

SpongeBob and Patrick try to help Sandy rid her Tree Dome of fleas.

Spongicus
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6.89
233 votes

#28 - Spongicus

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 7

Plankton has demolished the Chum Bucket! In its place, he has built a Roman coliseum.

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Pat No Pay
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6.86
171 votes

#29 - Pat No Pay

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 26

When Patrick eats his weight in Krabby Patties without paying, Mr. Krabs puts him to work in the restaurant.

Ditchin'
star
6.85
269 votes

#30 - Ditchin'

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 23

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are having a book signing, but SpongeBob can't go because he has boating school.

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No Nose Knows
star
6.85
211 votes

#31 - No Nose Knows

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 13

When Patrick realizes that he is the only one out of all his friends without a nose, he decides he needs to get a nose, too.

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Sand Castles in the Sand
star
6.83
114 votes

#32 - Sand Castles in the Sand

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 30

A friendly day of building sand castles soon turns into all out war when SpongeBob and Patrick use their sand creations to battle each other.

The Krabby Kronicle
star
6.82
199 votes

#33 - The Krabby Kronicle

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 17

Mr. Krabs decides to go into the tabloid business.

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Not Normal
star
6.67
380 votes

#34 - Not Normal

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 2

When Squidward points out to SpongeBob that he's not normal, SpongeBob makes it his mission to become normal.

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Harvey's First Scar
star
6.44
34 votes

#35 - Harvey's First Scar

Harvey Beaks - Season 1 - Episode 9

Harvey thinks Fee and Foo's scars are pretty cool and asks if they'll give him one under pinky swear of not stopping until he has one.

Fee's Haircut
star
6.36
33 votes

#36 - Fee's Haircut

Harvey Beaks - Season 1 - Episode 21

Fee gets her first haircut and has to decide if looking awesome is better than being awesome.

The Almighty Foo
star
6.07
30 votes

#37 - The Almighty Foo

Harvey Beaks - Season 1 - Episode 17

After damaging the home of a group of bugs, Foo promises to find them a new home and to protect them.

Comet Night? (1)
star
6.00
31 votes

#38 - Comet Night? (1)

Harvey Beaks - Season 1 - Episode 13

The boys of Littlebark are going to see the comet with Harvey's dad but after an accident caused by a scary fireside story he ends up injured and it's upto Harvey and the others to get them to the campsite to see the comet.

Séance Shméance
star
5.71
0 votes

#39 - Séance Shméance

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 21

SpongeBob attempts to make contact with the holy Sandwich Spirits in order to uncover a long-lost rare sandwich recipe.

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Kenny the Cat
star
4.00
0 votes

#40 - Kenny the Cat

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 24

SpongeBob will do anything to get to meet his newest hero, Kenny The Cat.

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