The BEST episodes written by Zeus Cervas

BlackJack
star
7.89
171 votes

#1 - BlackJack

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 27

SpongeBob's parents are missing and with his bully of a cousin, BlackJack, recently released from prison, he fears the worst.

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Rule of Dumb
star
7.62
130 votes

#2 - Rule of Dumb

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 31

Patrick discovers in a genealogy document that he is next in line to receive a kingly title!

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Selling Out
star
7.62
449 votes

#3 - Selling Out

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 7

Mr. Krabs sells the Krusty Krab to a conglomerate and explores the joys of retirement.

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School Spirit
star
7.56
200 votes

#4 - School Spirit

Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Season 1 - Episode 4

Star misunderstands when she hears that the school football team is going to "get slaughtered".

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New Leaf
star
7.56
274 votes

#5 - New Leaf

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 21

Plankton has decided to throw in the towel and start a new business selling trinkets and souvenir gifts.

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Diaz Family Vacation
star
7.53
178 votes

#6 - Diaz Family Vacation

Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Season 1 - Episode 9

Star forgets to get the Diazes an anniversary present, so she invites them on a trip to Mewni.

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SquidBob TentaclePants
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7.38
353 votes

#7 - SquidBob TentaclePants

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 12

Sandy accidentally melds SpongeBob and Squidward into one body when her teleportation device malfunctions.

All That Glitters
star
7.37
264 votes

#8 - All That Glitters

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 19

SpongeBob's spatula breaks mid-patty flip to be replaced by "Le Spatula."

Ghost Host
star
7.28
336 votes

#9 - Ghost Host

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 15

The Flying Dutchman crashes at SpongeBob's house where he constantly scares, startles and surprises SpongeBob.

Chum Caverns
star
7.28
219 votes

#10 - Chum Caverns

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 7

Plankton falls into an underground cave and uses its scenery to attract customers.

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Bumper to Bumper
star
7.25
89 votes

#11 - Bumper to Bumper

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 13

SpongeBob once again fails his driving test, forcing Mrs. Puff to think outside the box--and off the road.

Shell Shocked
star
7.23
447 votes

#12 - Shell Shocked

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 1

SpongeBob searches for alternatives when Gary needs a new shell.

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SpongeHenge
star
7.22
268 votes

#13 - SpongeHenge

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 36

A very windy day in Bikini Bottom is blowing air through SpongeBob's holes resulting in a chorus of pretty flute-like sounds.

Chum Fricassee
star
7.20
230 votes

#14 - Chum Fricassee

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 9

Squidward quits his job at the Krusty Krab and starts working at the Chum Bucket.

Grandpappy the Pirate
star
7.19
176 votes

#15 - Grandpappy the Pirate

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 28

Mr. Krabs' granddad is coming to town! But instead of being excited, Mr. Krabs is nervous because his swarthy pirate granddad thinks that Mr. Krabs is a pirate, too.

Frozen Face-Off
star
7.18
204 votes

#16 - Frozen Face-Off

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 9 - Episode 8

Everyone in Bikini Bottom is competing in a worm-sled race to the South Pole.

No Hat for Pat
star
7.15
181 votes

#17 - No Hat for Pat

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 10

Mr. Krabs offers Patrick a job as a sign-holder.

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Fungus Among Us
star
7.12
153 votes

#18 - Fungus Among Us

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 30

SpongeBob develops a case of Ick, the nasty itchy sea fungus.

Safe Depo­sit Krabs
star
7.12
88 votes

#19 - Safe Depo­sit Krabs

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 19

Mr. Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand-new bank, and it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to save him.

The Gift of Gum
star
7.11
188 votes

#20 - The Gift of Gum

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 33

It's Best Friends Day so Patrick and SpongeBob trade presents.

Squid's Visit
star
7.09
255 votes

#21 - Squid's Visit

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 4

SpongeBob decorates his home like Squidward's so that his neighbor will visit.

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The Thing
star
7.08
180 votes

#22 - The Thing

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 4 - Episode 28

After a bike accident, Squidward is coated in so much mud that the residents of Bikini Bottom think he is a monster.

Grooming Gary
star
7.02
188 votes

#23 - Grooming Gary

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 19

SpongeBob decides to enter Gary in a pet show and gives him a makeover after seeing the competition.

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Walking the Plankton
star
7.00
233 votes

#24 - Walking the Plankton

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 9 - Episode 20

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs win a free cruise, while Plankton tries to take the formula again.

Best Frenemies
star
7.00
367 votes

#25 - Best Frenemies

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 5

A new Kelp Smoothy chain is opening up all over Bikini Bottom.

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Sand Castles in the Sand
star
6.98
209 votes

#26 - Sand Castles in the Sand

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 30

A friendly day of building sand castles soon turns into all out war when SpongeBob and Patrick use their sand creations to battle each other.

A Flea in Her Dome
star
6.98
203 votes

#27 - A Flea in Her Dome

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 22

SpongeBob and Patrick try to help Sandy rid her Tree Dome of fleas.

Spongicus
star
6.90
233 votes

#28 - Spongicus

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 7

Plankton has demolished the Chum Bucket! In its place, he has built a Roman coliseum.

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Overbooked
star
6.90
204 votes

#29 - Overbooked

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 7 - Episode 17

SpongeBob must be at Patrick's birthday party, help Sandy with her presentation, and help Mr. Krabs build a telescope, all at the same time.

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Pat No Pay
star
6.86
169 votes

#30 - Pat No Pay

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 5 - Episode 26

When Patrick eats his weight in Krabby Patties without paying, Mr. Krabs puts him to work in the restaurant.

Ditchin'
star
6.84
268 votes

#31 - Ditchin'

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 23

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are having a book signing, but SpongeBob can't go because he has boating school.

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No Nose Knows
star
6.83
212 votes

#32 - No Nose Knows

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 13

When Patrick realizes that he is the only one out of all his friends without a nose, he decides he needs to get a nose, too.

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The Krabby Kronicle
star
6.80
198 votes

#33 - The Krabby Kronicle

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 17

Mr. Krabs decides to go into the tabloid business.

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Not Normal
star
6.70
386 votes

#34 - Not Normal

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 6 - Episode 2

When Squidward points out to SpongeBob that he's not normal, SpongeBob makes it his mission to become normal.

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Harvey's First Scar
star
6.44
34 votes

#35 - Harvey's First Scar

Harvey Beaks - Season 1 - Episode 9

Harvey thinks Fee and Foo's scars are pretty cool and asks if they'll give him one under pinky swear of not stopping until he has one.

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Fee's Haircut
star
6.36
33 votes

#36 - Fee's Haircut

Harvey Beaks - Season 1 - Episode 21

Fee gets her first haircut and has to decide if looking awesome is better than being awesome.

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The Almighty Foo
star
6.07
30 votes

#37 - The Almighty Foo

Harvey Beaks - Season 1 - Episode 17

After damaging the home of a group of bugs, Foo promises to find them a new home and to protect them.

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Comet Night? (1)
star
6.00
31 votes

#38 - Comet Night? (1)

Harvey Beaks - Season 1 - Episode 13

The boys of Littlebark are going to see the comet with Harvey's dad but after an accident caused by a scary fireside story he ends up injured and it's upto Harvey and the others to get them to the campsite to see the comet.

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Séance Shméance
star
5.71
0 votes

#39 - Séance Shméance

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 21

SpongeBob attempts to make contact with the holy Sandwich Spirits in order to uncover a long-lost rare sandwich recipe.

Kenny the Cat
star
4.00
0 votes

#40 - Kenny the Cat

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 10 - Episode 24

SpongeBob will do anything to get to meet his newest hero, Kenny The Cat.