The BEST episodes written by Zeb Wells
#1 - The Curious Case of the Box
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 16
Jesus questions the need for a grim reaper. Dora the Explorer conquers Mt. Everest. Everyone knows about the five regular vowels and the occasional sixth one, but Bruce Willis introduces the seventh in the upcoming thriller: "The Seventh Vowel." After eating the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve call out God for being a Peeping Tom. A tragic clown car crash is funnier than it has any right to be.
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#2 - Hurtled from a Helicopter into a Speeding Train
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 5
A "Lord of the Rings" spoof; more adventures with E.T.; a birthday gift for Ben 10; a new mission for Captain Planet.
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#3 - Unionizing Our Labor
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 13
Meet the medieval Dukes of Hazzard. Watch as the Libertarian Party spirals downward one election year after another. Transients are mistaken for Clark Kent as they pick up his clothing when Superman is called. Try the latest Wii Fit game: "Humping Robot". A frog retaliates when a scorpion tries to sting him after promising not to. The Smurfs go to war with the Snorks.
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#4 - Squaw Bury Shortcake
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 2
G-Force's Tiny needs to shed a few pounds. The MythBusters team tackles masturbation myths. Popeye's friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for a Training Day. Tablesmasher attempts to defeat the Council of Evil Tables. Dirty Harry deals with a punk that does feel lucky. After retirement, Bob Barker handles the neutering personally.
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#5 - Hemlock, Gin and Juice
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 9
Dora the Explorer turns 15; the reason behind Angry Birds' rage is revealed; and Thomas the Tank Engine meets an explosive end.
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#6 - Crushed by a Steamroller on My 53rd Birthday
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 2
post-concert activities with Alvin and the Chipmunks; Mary Poppins' unusual behavior; the truth behind B.A.Baracus' distaste for flying; G.I. Joe's war experience
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#7 - Executed by the State
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 1
The G.I. Joe operatives face a big challenge. A look at vegetarianism; questions about the Starbucks logo; Orville Redenbacher's new role
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#8 - Help Me
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 1
Seth and Matt enlist the help of Joss Whedon, Ron Moore and Seth MacFarlane to get their show renewed. PaRappa the Rapper is facing criminal charges when he takes his teacher's advice and does a rap that rats out the real criminal. Filming of an episode of Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love" is interrupted when it's revealed that she's an experimental cyborg. Movie and TV favorites are trimmed down to "Just the Good Parts."
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#9 - Fool's Goldfinger
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 17
Cats are seen at key events throughout history, and there's nothing we can do about it! After leaving the Hendersons, Harry has a chance encounter with Sally that leads to a long, fulfilling life. Alistair Cooke presents a sneak peek at "Lord of the Rings: The Final Journey." GTA's Gay Tony puts a spotlight on the homoeroticism that has been lurking in the shadows of video games for ages now.
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#10 - Botched Jewel Heist
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 17
A meeting between Jason Voorhees and Michael Meyers; a rap for pescatarians; the future of holidays.
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#11 - Fight Club Paradise
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 19
Robot Chicken makes his escape! To be more guy-friendly, "Sex and the City 3" goes in a new direction as an action thriller! Ranger Smith is out to stop Yogi Bear, but this time calls on the Power Forest Rangers for help! Having made his escape, Robot Chicken returns home to find his wife has been taken hostage by the Mad Scientist. He makes his way back to the lab to rescue her, leaving a trail of bodies in his wake.
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#12 - Secret of the Booze
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 3
The identity of an alien is questioned. A new room-mate moves in with Bert. The Terminator meets his new wife's kids from a previous marriage. Papa Smurf has to go undercover.
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#13 - Some Like It Hitman
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 13
The students of Hogwarts learn that even the slightest error in casting a spell can have dangerous consequences. Sara Lee and Betty Crocker get into a no holds barred street brawl. The Terminator takes on a new life as a fashion model after making the lower half of Sarah Connor's body its own. Aquaman confronts an oil company over the effects of an oil spill on the sea life. Find out why Donald Duck's nephew's spend so much time with their uncle instead of with their mother.
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#14 - Choked on Multi-Colored Scarves
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 8
Robot Chicken dreams up a TV theme song that just keeps going and going; The Robot Chicken Nerd joins Team Fortress; She-Ra knows what it feels like to be her horse, Swift Wind; We show you Skeletor's new plan to take over Eternia.
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#15 - Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 6
Witness the best 60 seconds in television history! Spider-Man's spider-sense keeps tingling for trivial reasons. Learn the true story of how the Oompa Loompas came to work for Willy Wonka. Find out how the ice cream sundae was created. SpongeBob SquarePants discovers what the food that Mr. Krabs has been serving is really made from. The Keebler Elves defend their home against their greatest enemy: The Cookie Monster!
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#16 - In Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 7
A prank on Apache Chief; how the Lego people react to non-conformity; a look at a world without wolves; and the consequences of good times for Captain Kirk.
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#17 - Noidstrom Rack
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 12
The Zybots try to unite with the Autobots. There's a look behind the scenes at what happened during medieval times. The night crew of the Enterprise go on a adventure. Man-E-Faces experience being a star.
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#18 - Schindler's Bucket List
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 7
Jason Voorhees is always one step ahead of his victims. Cobra Commander is roasted is by a Joe in disguise who takes it too far. Baby Needs-a-Name from "Strawberry Shortcake" gets a name no one will ever forget. The dark past of the Muppets comes back to haunt them when someone starts killing them off.
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#19 - Victoria's Secret of NIMH
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 15
The Count from Sesame Street has a run in with Blade, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City.
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#20 - The Departy Monster
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 12
Princess Toadstool introduces her boyfriend Mario to her disapproving parents. Frankenberry's father is disgusted over how overly sensitive his son is when he comes home in hysterics over a breakup. Gollum will stop at nothing... literally nothing... to take the Ring back from Frodo. Master Chief won't remove his mask, but the mystery matters more to him than his men. Dorothy's companions take the rap for murder, and life in prison changes them for the worse.
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#21 - Malcolm X: Fully Loaded
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 5
The hired farm hand responsible for "creating" Cabbage Patch Kids gets fired. Find out what crimes a Thanksgiving turkey committed, and was then pardoned for. The final pizza proudly made by a retiring pizza restaurant owner meets an inglorious fate. CD and Zune try to take out Steve Jobs but get in each other's way. Gallagher tries to use a copy of his latest stand-up special with Teddy Ruxpin, but the toy bear isn't having any part of it! Motivational speaker Nicky Passion gives Cobra Commander, Megatron and Skeletor some life advice.
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#22 - Link's Sausages
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 2
A look at what drives Pinky Brewster's punky power. Clarice Starling comes across Multiple Muggs. Skeletor attempts to blow up snake mountain.
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#23 - Choked on a Bottle Cap
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 19
Humping Robot attacks the U.S. Navy; an intervention for M.A.D. Cat; The Thundercats learn about estrus; Barbie's Ken creates Fight Club.
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#24 - P.S. Yes, in That Way
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 6
Billy Dee Williams goes shopping. The Peculiar Purple Pie Man gets accused of stealing Black Cherry Pie's black cherry. The Henderson family says goodbye to Harry, and get an unwelcome sendoff from his cousin in return. G.I. Joe takes on a new member, but they take the razzing a little too far.
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#25 - Poisoned by Relatives
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 4
Osama Bin Laden's end; "The Shirt Tales" gang in World War II; King Don's ruling style; overweight toons on a weight-loss show.
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#26 - We Are a Humble Factory
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 11
The Robot Chicken Nerd bathes in the Spring of the Drowned Girl, believing it will turn him into an awesomely sexy lady. As C-3PO's head is thrown his way, an Ugnaught has a flashback of his football career. As Harry guides his crew working on the asteroid that's about to hit Earth, he meets an alien inhabitant. The Creature from the Black Lagoon is jealous when he learns that Frankenstein and the other monsters all have their own cereal lines. Dakota Fanning joins the WWE.
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#27 - Eaten by Cats
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 16
The Teletubbies new roles as Power Rangers; Doc Brown's struggle with his time machine; 50 Cent's latest collaborator; a Lego person's birth.
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#28 - They Shoot Omega Pets, Don’t They?
SuperMansion - Season 1 - Episode 2
When Titanium Rex’s old colleague Omega Ted is found dead, the League of Freedom must care for his orphaned Omega Pets. While Jewbot, Cooch, and Brad cope with pet ownership and a jealous Black Saturn, Rex and American Ranger investigate Ted’s mysterious death.
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#29 - Caffeine-Induced Aneurysm
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 15
The truth behind "Airwolf"; the final episode of "iCarly"; a "Star Trek" song.
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#30 - Disemboweled by an Orphan
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 6
Gadget has a surprise in store; Frosty goes through a change; and two Eternia tourists witness a battle between He-Man and Skeletor.
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#31 - Papercut to Aorta
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 14
Spoofed: Rocky and Bullwinkle; Badtz-Maru; "The Hunger Games".
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#32 - Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 13
Why no one plays the piano in Wayne Manor; what James Potter did while in animal form; Disney Princesses fight.
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#33 - A Shop in The Dark
SuperMansion - Season 1 - Episode 4
American Ranger’s former sidekick and current Secretary of Defense Kid Victory (Scott Thompson, Kids in the Hall) joins the League for dinner at the mansion. Rex tries to secure more funding while Ranger struggles with Kid Victory’s lifestyle and the rest of the League goes grocery shopping.
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#34 - Casablankman II
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 18
From the makers of "Guitar Hero" comes a new game: "Didgeridoo Hero!" Terrorists want Doc Brown to build a bomb for them; Doc Brown just wants the plutonium for his time machine. Edward Cullen may look and talk sexy, but he's still a 109 year-old man. Lady Gaga launches a babysitting service. The Great Gazoo crash lands in Bedrock and Fred believes him to be a god requiring sacrifices. Veringular announces the new "Dog Phone."
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#35 - Immortal
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 20
In this season finale, Joss Whedon is back from the dead, unlike his many short-lived sci-fi series.
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#36 - They Took My Thumbs
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 2
A contractor demonstrates the various death traps being built to protect a temple from intruders. Jason Voorhees gets ready for Friday the 13th. Wildman shares some summer fun tips with a group of kids. What happens when the Justice League struggle through "Bring a Sidekick to Work Day?"
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#37 - The Godfather of the Bride II
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 15
When Jonathan Kent has a heart attack, Clark tries CPR but it doesn't go well. The Robot Chicken Nerd dreams of adventures with KITT and Michael Knight. A bunch of Spocks from the future gather for a surprise birthday party. A glimpse is given of the future of television where every nearly every show will involve vampires by 2013.
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#38 - I'm Trapped
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 3
Homonyms are explained in an educational musical. Vice President Dick Cheney is captured by terrorists and held captive along with Tony Stark. The truth behind James Bond's sex life is revealed. Skeletor's plot involving a less-than-perfect clone of He-Man doesn't work out well.
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#39 - Snarfer Image
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 7
The RC gang thought the drift in Pacific Rim could use a little reworking, the future is revealed to kind of suck for Looney Toons characters in Looper, Voltron gets a new number, and Skeletor takes a trip back in time to rid himself of He-Man.
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#40 - Robot Chicken's ATM Christmas Special
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 13
Santa almost misses Christmas; Kano spends the holidays with Mrs. Cage; Justin Bieber releases a new song; and G.I. Joe has a special Christmas.
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#41 - Rebel Appliance
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 4
A dad has an uncomfortable talk with his daughter about the birds and the bees, the origin of bagpipes is revealed, and the Robot Chicken writers let the Robot Chicken Nerd take a trip into The Game of Thrones.
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#42 - Punctured Jugular
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 3
A look at a "Fast and Furious" sequel a new role for Wilson from "Cast Away"; Scooby and the gang's Newest member
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#43 - Batman Forever 21
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 17
Bear Grylls deals with Wild Things; Dr. Ryan Stone calls a radio station; Brainy Smurf manipulates events; and Baloo discovers his roots.
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#44 - Up, Up, and Buffet
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 8
Our writers imagine how Scrooge McDuck would do on Shark Tank, Fred Flintstone gets a colonoscopy, Shrek has a moment of clarity, and Doc from Mike Tyson's Punchout passes on to the great arena in the sky.
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#45 - G.I. Jogurt
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 1
Seth and Matt get Robot Chicken uncancelled, Gargamel sells Smurf Burgers, Catdog visits the vet, a drunken minotaur terrorises the British kids who own the cupboard leading to Narnia and GI Joe fight COBRA for a "Best P.S.A Award".
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#46 - Kramer vs. Showgirls
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 4
When Lego NASA's shuttle launch fails, the rescue attempts go very badly. When Andy comes home from college, his old toys face the horrifying reality that he's no longer the sweet kid they once adored. A veterinarian has harsh words for how Jon has been caring for Garfield over the years. Find out what happened to some our most memorable TV characters from the '90s.
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#47 - Eviscerated Post-Coital by a Six Foot Mantis
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 11
A brand new eco-friendly addition to Sesame Street; what happens when Mario from Super Mario Bros. gets rich; and some kind of Pinky & the Brain spoof.
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#48 - In a DVD Factory
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 4
It's been said that "only" a silver bullet can kill a werewolf, but we'll see about that! Witness the secret origin of Composite Santa Claus. The amount of advance planning Daredevil has to make in advance of a dramatic entrance is revealed. As the world mourns Hannah Montana's death, her friends continue to protect her secret identity as Miley.
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#49 - Beastmaster & Commander
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 10
Some people will do anything for better cellular service. The CHiPs get some backup from Pringle, ranch-style! Optimus Prime recalls his childhood with an abusive father. When Hal Jordan gets his hands cut off, he has to find another "place" to wear his ring. Ren McCormack joins the Peanuts gang and tries to teach them some new dance moves. The Bloopers host returns with some personal "bloopers" of his own.
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#50 - Catch Me If You Kangaroo Jack
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 9
Jonathan Kent warns Clark of how he handled the first aliens he found that landed on Earth. The Most Interesting Man in the World explains why he doesn't often drink beer. Writer Diablo Cody gives a few kind words for a recently departed friend. Venger is facing off against the D&D children when they point out that he's missing a horn from his helmet. Batman won't kill, so he lets the courts give the Joker what coming to him. The Robot Chicken Nerd enters the world of Tron.
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