The BEST episodes written by Tim Maile

Sibling Bonds
star
8.12
17 votes

#1 - Sibling Bonds

Lizzie McGuire - Season 1 - Episode 17

Lizzie has to attend a class charity drive and looks forward to spend the whole day with Ethan. At home, Matt irritates Lizzie with his magic tricks and he handcuffs himself to Lizzie and loses the key. Meanwhile, Jo finds the key and decides to remain silent about it so that Lizzie and Matt learn a lesson about family bonding, getting along, and looking out for each other. Lizzie has a hard time keeping Matt hidden from Ethan for the whole day leading to embarrassing situations.

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Clue-Less
star
8.00
13 votes

#2 - Clue-Less

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 23

Lizzie's friends and family play a murder mystery party game at her house. Lizzie solves the mystery first but lets Gordo believe that he solved it first. In the end, Gordo is about to ask Lizzie out, but Sam interrupts and ruins their special moment.

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Mom's Best Friend
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7.92
13 votes

#3 - Mom's Best Friend

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 3

Lizzie and her mom become best friends after reading a book in social studies. She even convinces Gordo and Miranda to bond well with their parents. But in the end, Lizzie realizes that it would take some time to be more intimate with her mom. Meanwhile, Matt and Lanny find a chimp which creates havoc in the house, for which they both are blamed.

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The Greatest Crush of All
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7.90
10 votes

#4 - The Greatest Crush of All

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 28

Lizzie, Miranda and almost every girl in their class have a crush on their new English teacher, Mr. Keith, who is from Scotland. Meanwhile, Fredo the chimp comes to stay at the McGuire's home and Matt is not happy with it. With some intervention from Jo and Sam, soon Matt and Fredo are getting along very well.

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One Day Wonders
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7.77
162 votes

#5 - One Day Wonders

Jessie - Season 1 - Episode 5

After a music producer spots Jessie and Luke performing in the park, he promises them fame and gets them to his studio to shoot a music video. However, Jessie and Luke fight over the spotlight, causing problems. Meanwhile, Bertram enlists Emma to help style him for his social network profile photo, and Zuri and Ravi take Tony's place at the reception desk to prove to Tony that his job is not as hard as he makes it seem. When Tony finds out about Jessie and Luke, he warns them that the "manager" is a fraud who fools people for their money. Jessie and Luke resolve their problems and abandon the manager, and Tony shoots a new music video for Jessie's song with Jessie and all of the children starring in it.

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Your Cheatin' Heart
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7.67
15 votes

#6 - Your Cheatin' Heart

Phil of the Future - Season 1 - Episode 3

A boy named Tanner asks Keely out, but Phil doesn't really like him. One day when Phil is doing a skit on stage a girl named Darcy walks in and asks the teacher that if he sees Tanner to tell him that she stopped by. Phil thinks this is kind of weird, so, using his Instamorph, he changes into Tanner and goes to investigate. He finds out that Darcy is also Tanner's girlfriend and that he is two-timing Keely, but when he tells her she just gets mad at him. Later, while Keely and Tanner are doing a skit on stage Darcy walks in and kisses Tanner right in front of Keely! Meanwhile, Pim tries to get Debbie and Bradley to break-up.

Pim-Cipal
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7.63
8 votes

#7 - Pim-Cipal

Phil of the Future - Season 2 - Episode 12

Pim abuses her power when she becomes principal for the day.

Just Friends
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7.62
13 votes

#8 - Just Friends

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 8

Gordo encourages Lizzie to finally do something about her crush on Ethan Craft -- that is, ask him to the Sadie Hawkins Day dance. When Lizzie asks Ethan for the dance, he disappoints her by saying he likes her as a 'friend', and does not want to risk changing it by going out with her. Lizzie then tries to change her image in order to please Ethan, but he still lets her down by saying they don't have a lot of chemistry. Matt and Lanny open a club in their backyard and their beverage becomes quite popular. But in the end, they are forced to shut it down.

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Star Wars
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7.61
133 votes

#9 - Star Wars

Jessie - Season 1 - Episode 9

A celebrity comes to the Ross household. Emma and Jessie fight for his affection,while Zuri and Luke make prank phone calls. The star asks Jessie out but Emma ruins it. Bertram pretends to work while Mr.Ross is in town.

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Rooferman, Take One
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7.55
11 votes

#10 - Rooferman, Take One

Smart Guy - Season 2 - Episode 13

T.J. thinks his dad's business would benefit from a TV commercial, but when the station airs it at 3:00am, T.J. sneaks in and repositions it - during the Super Bowl.

Random Acts of Miranda
star
7.50
18 votes

#11 - Random Acts of Miranda

Lizzie McGuire - Season 1 - Episode 14

Lizzie gives Miranda a bad review when she plays the lead role in the school play. Miranda soon realizes that singing is her main talent, rather than acting. Matt and Lanny want a pair of walkie-talkies, but Matt's parents refuse to pay for it. So Matt sells everything he owns, including his bed and clothes, to get the money.

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Night of the Day of the Dead
star
7.50
14 votes

#12 - Night of the Day of the Dead

Lizzie McGuire - Season 1 - Episode 24

Lizzie wants to become the "Dungeon mistress" for the 7th grade Halloween fright night at school. However, Kate becomes the dungeon mistress and Lizzie is forced to become a clown. Peeved by this, Lizzie, Gordo, Miranda along with Matt devise a plan to embarrass and humiliate Kate in front of the whole school.

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Grubby Longjohn's Olde Tyme Revue
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7.45
11 votes

#13 - Grubby Longjohn's Olde Tyme Revue

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 27

The McGuire family members (all except Lizzie) are all psyched about making their annual journey to Grubby Gulch, a "Wild West" theme park, after missing last year's trip. Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo are reluctant to go for the trip, but Matt is very excited about it. Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo meet a boy and a girl respectively at the cafe, and arrange a date at the mall, but Lizzie's parents won't let them go, so they feign illness to go on the date.

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Facts of Life
star
7.44
16 votes

#14 - Facts of Life

Lizzie McGuire - Season 1 - Episode 25

Hoping to win a trip to Miami, Florida, Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo team up to enter the school's "Fact-athlon" contest. Mr. Digg coaches them for the quiz in an unconventional way but they eventually end up losing. Matt and Lanny hire a drummer and start their own rock band, but in the end they call it quits.

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That's My Momma
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7.43
7 votes

#15 - That's My Momma

Smart Guy - Season 3 - Episode 5

Mo gets the shock of his life when his parents tell him he's adopted, so he immediately enlists T.J. in his search for his birth parents.

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Raging Bull
star
7.36
14 votes

#16 - Raging Bull

Phil of the Future - Season 1 - Episode 6

Phil gets detention and goes to the dance with his new "guy friends." But when a bull attacks his new friend, he morphs it into a cat. Pim is tardy too many times, so she dresses Curtis up as her father to get off being punished.

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Gordo and the Dwarves
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7.33
12 votes

#17 - Gordo and the Dwarves

Lizzie McGuire - Season 1 - Episode 27

Gordo becomes obsessed with a Dungeons & Dragons type board game which was gifted to Lizzie by her grandmother. His obsession causes his grades to drop and Lizzie and Miranda take the help of Matt to bring Gordo back to his senses. Meanwhile, Matt has to observe wildlife for school project but eventually, Sam and Miranda's father end up climbing a tree and watching a bird's nest.

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My Way
star
7.33
12 votes

#18 - My Way

Phil of the Future - Season 1 - Episode 7

Phil helps Keely with her stage fright so Phil shrinks himself and sits on her microphone during her performance; Pim and Bradley become co-parents of a bag of flour as part of a class assignment on raising a baby.

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Picture Day
star
7.30
43 votes

#19 - Picture Day

Lizzie McGuire - Season 1 - Episode 2

Lizzie's mom makes Lizzie wear a unicorn sweater to school picture day, that Lizzie does not like. Gordo wants to do a tough pose for his picture. Miranda wears the same outfit as Kate to get pictures. Matt has an unstudied test so he decides to fake sick.

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El Oro de Montezuma
star
7.20
15 votes

#20 - El Oro de Montezuma

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 2

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo are obsessed with a Mexican game show, "El Oro de Montezuma" ("The Gold of Montezuma"). Miranda's cousin Carlos from Mexico City is scheduled to compete on the show and Lizzie and her friends decide to be in his team. Meanwhile, Matt and Lanny play an extreme version of Hide and Seek.

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The Dating Game
star
7.18
11 votes

#21 - The Dating Game

Smart Guy - Season 2 - Episode 9

To discourage a tireless suitor, Yvette agrees to T.J.'s plan and pretends to be Mo's girlfriend. Meanwhile, Floyd aims to teach Marcus a life lesson he won't soon forget.

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In Miranda Lizzie Does Not Trust
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7.17
12 votes

#22 - In Miranda Lizzie Does Not Trust

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 10

Lizzie has a hard time standing up for Miranda when she is accused of shoplifting. This creates a rift between both of them, causing them to choose different dance partners in their dancing class in P.E. However, in the end both realize their mistake and become friends again. Meanwhile, Matt hosts a talk show along with Lanny on the internet.

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Last Year's Model
star
7.13
16 votes

#23 - Last Year's Model

Lizzie McGuire - Season 1 - Episode 23

Lizzie is selected as a model to participate in a fashion show presented by Teen Attitude magazine at a local mall. Her modeling stint earns her fame in the school but she is annoyed when everyone starts treating her differently because of her new status. Meanwhile, Matt and Lanny buy a hammock from a shop but when it turns out to be defective, the shopkeeper refuses to take it back and give them a refund. Matt and Lanny then decide to teach him a lesson.

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Can't Buy Me, Love
star
7.06
32 votes

#24 - Can't Buy Me, Love

Smart Guy - Season 3 - Episode 15

To enlighten Mo about feminism, Yvettle buys him at a school slave auction. Meanwhile, T.J. helps Coach Gerber do his taxes.

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Xtreme Xmas
star
7.00
11 votes

#25 - Xtreme Xmas

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 20

Lizzie's float for the Christmas parade gets a boost from a singing Santa (Steven Tyler).

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Lizzie's Eleven
star
7.00
12 votes

#26 - Lizzie's Eleven

Lizzie McGuire - Season 2 - Episode 21

Lizzie tries to get all eleven of her pictures in the school yearbook, but it would not be easy with Kate as the editor. So, Lizzie's family and friends hatch up a conspiracy to get the job done.

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Come Fly with Me
star
6.94
16 votes

#27 - Come Fly with Me

Lizzie McGuire - Season 1 - Episode 13

In order to stand out of the crowd, Gordo sports a 1960s attire (including a Sinatra fedora) and starts listening to the Rat Pack. But he is disappointed when the trend catches on with the whole school, including Lizzie and Miranda. Matt and Lanny try their hand at creating a record in order to get their names featured in the Guinness World Records

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Dumbstruck
star
6.90
10 votes

#28 - Dumbstruck

Smart Guy - Season 2 - Episode 5

T.J.'s IQ takes a dive after he's accidentally hit on the head by a wood plank, allowing him to act more his age.

Gotta Dance
star
6.90
10 votes

#29 - Gotta Dance

Smart Guy - Season 2 - Episode 20

After attending a dance class with Yvette, T.J. decides his life's ambition is to become a tap dancer, but he finds out it's no cakewalk.

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Cross Talk
star
6.87
30 votes

#30 - Cross Talk

Smart Guy - Season 3 - Episode 19

T.J.'s call to a political talk show prompts an invitation to appear as a guest -- and to replace one of the regular panelists permanently.

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You Say Toe-Mato
star
6.77
13 votes

#31 - You Say Toe-Mato

Phil of the Future - Season 1 - Episode 12

Phil and Keely go to the Tomato Ranch. But Phil is worried about going in the tomato mashing tub as he only has 4 toes.

Diary of a Mad Schoolgirl
star
6.13
8 votes

#32 - Diary of a Mad Schoolgirl

Smart Guy - Season 3 - Episode 12

Computer snooping helps Marcus woo T.J.'s study partner.

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You Say Tomato
star
5.75
4 votes

#33 - You Say Tomato

Herman's Head - Season 3 - Episode 15

Herman's new girlfriend Lauren is everything he could want, personality-wise, but as always Herman isn't happy as he obsesses over playmate Miss February.