The BEST episodes written by Roger Price

Inventions
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#1 - Inventions

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 10 - Episode 5

MacGyver Invents a Spaceship will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To improve the cast and add a new edge to the show, Ross buys a robot to use as a cast member.

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Halloween
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#2 - Halloween

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5 - Episode 16

Boy George Without Makeup will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine puts a spell on Ross that causes evil ghosts to haunt him.

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Age
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#3 - Age

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 14

Michael Jackson Gets Old and Wrinkled will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross drags Vanessa back onto the show 3 years after she left because she still has an episode under her contract (because the Adoption episode was banned). Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about being fired because of his upcoming birthday and fear that he has reached ""the age"".

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Fame
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#4 - Fame

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4 - Episode 12

Fame will not be seen at this time, but is desperately sought after by each member of our cast. Kevin decides to quit the show and become a big celebrity. He changes his name to Kevin Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubusheskie. Unfortunately, he isn't successful and he becomes desperate, resorting to playing the kid in the street interviews segment of the show, and even disguising himself as a letter in the closing credits.

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Bullying
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#5 - Bullying

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 3 - Episode 7

Mr. Rogers Bullies the Neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine takes a self-defense class in order to protect herself from bullying from the other cast members.

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Personal Hygiene
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#6 - Personal Hygiene

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2 - Episode 8

Jaws Eats Jacques Cousteau will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine hosts this episode from her bathtub at home. During the show she gets surprise visits from the cast and crew. The episode ends with her getting sucked down the drain.

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Dating
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#7 - Dating

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2 - Episode 4

Jaws meets the Love Boat will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine spends the entire show waiting for her boyfriend to call her, which he doesn't.

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Transportation
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#8 - Transportation

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2 - Episode 2

The Dukes of Hazard Line Up for Gas will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross spends most of the show making Christine's life miserable by making her do many strange things like jump from an airplane without a parachute, forcing her to be shot, makes her sick by distorting the broadcast, has her stuffed into a trash can, and even has her mummified.

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Privileges
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#9 - Privileges

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 10 - Episode 4

Kermit Treated Like a Prince will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross gets angry and revokes the cast's phone and ball-playing privileges.

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Work, Work, Work
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#10 - Work, Work, Work

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2 - Episode 1

The Muppets Get Suffed will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's dad makes her do work while hosting the show, so she keeps shovels a wheelbarrow full of dirt onto the set.

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Illness
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#11 - Illness

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 7 - Episode 9

St. Elsewhere will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Everyone who has green slime dumped on them comes down with a mysterious flu.

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Strike Now
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#12 - Strike Now

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2 - Episode 3

Captain Kangaroo Robs a Bank will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine goes on strike demanding a raise. She eventually gets it, but discovers that she won't get paid for the time she was on strike, even though she was still on the show.

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Sexual Equality
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#13 - Sexual Equality

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2 - Episode 7

The Dukes of Hazard Dress Up in Drag will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The rest of the cast is upset that Christine, as host, has an easier job. They trade places with her and all co-host the show, while she takes their positions in the sketches. In the end, she ends up on a quest to get Brodie slimed.

The Blue and the Green, Part 1: An Apple for the Teacher
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#14 - The Blue and the Green, Part 1: An Apple for the Teacher

The Tomorrow People - Season 2 - Episode 1

Stephen�s classmate, Robert, paints an accurate picture of Rexal 4, an alien world. Recognising it from his travels, Stephen tells John and Tim, and mentions that he thinks his teacher, Elizabeth, is breaking-out. The following day, Elizabeth witnesses Stephen in the act of jaunting home and hears him telepathically talking to John and Tim, but is convinced that it is a trick. The next day Robert's picture 4 has changed from a bright, sunny landscape to a dark and stormy picture. Investigating back at the Lab, John and Tim find similar instances of pictures that change, causing serious disturbances amongst schoolchildren. Stephen witnesses aggressive behaviour amongst his schoolmates. He takes John to meet Elizabeth, but she refuses to believe him and tries to leave, but as John jaunts in front of her to stop her, it triggers her breaking-out. She tries to run away again, but Stephen jaunts right in front of her. She panics and jaunts away, out of control.

Fitness
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#15 - Fitness

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2 - Episode 5

The Six Million Dollar Man Rusts to Bits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross tries to make money by collecting his family allowances. He also tries to adopt Christine, who is using an exercise bike and some special effects to travel around the world.

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The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 1
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#16 - The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 1

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 1

The Tomorrow People - John, Carol and Kenny - have discovered that a teenager called Stephen is about to manifest his powers. They trace him to hospital, where he was taken after collapsing from the shock of his new abilities. Carol teleports into his room to make contact, and begins to teach Stephen how to control his telepathy. They are attacked by Ginge and Lefty, two bikers acting under instruction from the mysterious Jedikiah.

The Origin Story (4)
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#17 - The Origin Story (4)

The Tomorrow People (1992) - Season 1 - Episode 4

The government, the military, and an eccentric old lady all want to get their hands on the Tomorrow People.

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The Origin Story (3)
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#18 - The Origin Story (3)

The Tomorrow People (1992) - Season 1 - Episode 3

Megabyte helps Lisa escape, but is himself captured by the government, who mistake him for a teleporter.

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The Origin Story (5)
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#19 - The Origin Story (5)

The Tomorrow People (1992) - Season 1 - Episode 5

With Adam and Lisa captured, Megabyte turns to his father for help.

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The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 2
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#20 - The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 2

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 2

John, Carol and Kenny mount an operation to rescue the kidnapped Stephen. They take him to their Lab, based in a disused part of the London Underground train system, and introduce him to TIM, their biotropic sentient computer. Stephen is still under Jedikiah�s control, and, left alone in the Lab, he deactivates TIM's external connections and opens the door to allow Jedikiah, Ginge and Lefty to enter.

Moving
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#21 - Moving

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5 - Episode 10

Mr. Rogers Gets Evicted will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's family moves into a new house in the hills.

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The Medusa Strain, Part 1
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#22 - The Medusa Strain, Part 1

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 6

Five hundred years in the future, a spaceship comes across the shape-changing robot Jedikiah, floating in space. The captain, Rabowski, repairs it. In the present day, Stephen is trying unsuccessfully to develop a photograph of something he saw in hyperspace. Carol and Stephen jaunt into hyperspace to see if they can locate anything unusual. Back on the spaceship, Robowski shows Jedikiah his captive, Peter, whose telepathic abilities are being negated by an alien creature known as a Medusa. Jedikiah tricks Peter into operating Rabowski's Time Key, and they travel back to the Tower of London in the present day, and steal the Crown Jewels. When Carol and Stephen jaunt back to the Lab, they find that everyone is frozen.

The Origin Story (1)
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#23 - The Origin Story (1)

The Tomorrow People (1992) - Season 1 - Episode 1

Three teenagers from different parts of the world find themselves transported to a tropical island, where a buried spaceship hides their secret. They are the next stage of human evolution, homo superior, the Tomorrow People…

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The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 3
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#24 - The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 3

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 3

Carol realises that TIM has stopped working and contacts John. They both go to the Lab, but are caught in a trap set by Jedikiah and are stranded in hyperspace. Kenny jaunts to the Lab and manages to reactivate TIM, but Jedikiah burns through the lock of the door, and Kenny is captured. TIM locates Carol and John in hyperspace and jaunts them back to the Lab, but Jedikiah uses a device to paralyse them all.

The Medusa Strain, Part 2
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#25 - The Medusa Strain, Part 2

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 7

Carol and Stephen find Jedikiah, Rabowski and Peter at the Tower of London, but Carol is kidnapped and taken back to Rabowski�s spaceship in the future. Jedikiah and Rabowski put Carol into the airlock and start pumping the air out, to force Peter to operate the Time Key again.

The Medusa Strain, Part 3
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#26 - The Medusa Strain, Part 3

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 8

Peter agrees to use the Time Key to save Carol, but insists that he be able to use his telepathy to help in the task. Jedikiah lets him, and Peter manages to contact John, Kenny and Stephen, telling them where he and Carol being held. John and Stephen jaunt into hyperspace to look for the spaceship, while Rabowski, Jedikiah and the Medusa use the Time Key to go to the underground tunnels near the Lab. Rabowski captures Ginge, but the biker manages to push the Medusa onto the electrified rail lines, killing it. Ginge is then taken back to the spaceship. John and Stephen find the spaceship in hyperspace, but are shot by the ship�s laser.

War of the Empires, Part 1: Close Encounter
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#27 - War of the Empires, Part 1: Close Encounter

The Tomorrow People - Season 8 - Episode 1

Elizabeth and Timus are negotiating with a representative of the Sorsons - a race of advanced non-humanoid aliens - to try to end the war between them and the Thargons, but their attempts are unsuccessful. Elizabeth contacts the Lab and tells her fellow Tomorrow People that the Galactic Federation is powerless to prevent the Sorsons and Thargons entering Earth's area of closed space. After the Sorsons land on the moon and begin construction of a base, the President of the United States of America sends a space-shuttle to investigate. Tim detects the arrival of the Sorson and Thargon spaceships, and John and Mike decide to jaunt up to try to stop any fighting; but the battle begins before they can act, and the American space-shuttle is caught in the middle. John and Mike save the crewmen, Evans and Ricardo, by using matter transporters to send them back to their base; however, despite contacting both fleets, they are unable to prevent the battle from ending.

Drugs
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#28 - Drugs

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2 - Episode 11

Mr. Rogers, Neighborhood Pusher will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast uses pies as a substitute for pot to demonstrate the perils of drug use.

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The Medusa Strain, Part 4
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#29 - The Medusa Strain, Part 4

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 9

TIM brings John and Stephen back to the Lab and, with Kenny, is able to bring them back to life. Jedikiah turns against Rabowski and, in the struggle, the Time Key is damaged. Rabowski makes his way to where Carol, Peter and Ginge are imprisoned, and Jedikiah turns the air and heat off. John and Stephen wake up, have to sleep to regain their strength. Jedikiah restores life support, locks up Rabowski and takes Peter to repair the Time Key. But Peter booby-traps the Time Key, and releases Carol and Rabowski from their cages. Attempting to escape, Jedikiah and Rabowski fight, but are transported by the Time Key to the surface of Mercury. Peter then uses the Time Key to return everyone to their own time zones.

Marketing
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#30 - Marketing

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5 - Episode 7

Miss Piggy Sold to a Sausage Factory will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To raise money to keep the show on the air, the cast tries to sell water and green slime to viewers.

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War
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#31 - War

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5 - Episode 19

The Love Boat Goes on a Cruise Missile Cruise will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair forms an anti-war group (W.I.M.P.), while Ross argues that war is a necessary evil.

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The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 4
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#32 - The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 4

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 4

Jedikiah takes Kenny back to his base, and imprisons him, Ginge and Lefty in a room containing a matter transmitter, which transports them all to a spaceship. Carol, John and Stephen locate Jedikiah's base but only just escape before it explodes. Jedikiah reveals that he is a shape-changing android, working for an alien creature known as the Cyclops. The Cyclops contacts Carol, John and Stephen, telling them to come to his spaceship if they want Kenny back.

The Vanishing Earth, Part 2
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#33 - The Vanishing Earth, Part 2

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 11

Lefty is worried about Ginge, and contacts the Tomorrow People. Stephen goes with him to the amusement arcade, where they discover the matter transporter in the Haunted House. They are seen by Smithers and Joy. Lefty escapes, but Stephen is captured by Joy and thrown into the sea. John and Carol arrive, but the mysterious man has already rescued Stephen, and teleports Stephen away.

The Vanishing Earth, Part 1
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#34 - The Vanishing Earth, Part 1

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 10

The Tomorrow People are worried by the dramatic increase in natural disasters on Earth. Ginge and Lefty are in Clacton-on-Sea. Ginge meets a girl named Joy, who runs a Haunted House with a man called Smithers. Ginge is kidnapped by Joy, who is working for a strange hooded figure known as the Spidron. Using a matter transporter, Ginge is transported to Spidron�s lair, where he is brainwashed and put to work mining for valuable minerals.

The Vanishing Earth, Part 3
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#35 - The Vanishing Earth, Part 3

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 12

Carol and John go back to the Lab and find Stephen, unharmed. The mysterious man reveals himself to be Steen, a galactic policeman, who is chasing the criminal Spidron, who has been raiding planets for magnamite, a rare substance that holds planets together. Steen, Carol, John and Stephen use the matter transporter in the Haunted House to travel to Spidron's base. Spidron releases all his captives from mind control and opens the lava ducts to flood the base.

The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 5
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#36 - The Slaves of Jedikiah, Part 5

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 5

John and Stephen jaunt to the ship but are caught in a trap. Carol jaunts to a different part of the ship, and manages to damage Jedikiah with a stun gun. The ship is damaged, releasing John and Stephen. They then find Kenny, and a reformed Ginge and Lefty and release them. The Cyclops explains that his crew has been killed and he needs telepaths to pilot the ship home. As the vessel breaks up, the Cyclops is killed, and the Tomorrow People jaunt back to Earth just before the ship explodes. Jedikiah is left floating in space.

The Vanishing Earth, Part 4
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#37 - The Vanishing Earth, Part 4

The Tomorrow People - Season 1 - Episode 13

Ginge breaks free and closes the lava ducts, while Steen, Carol, John and Stephen find the Spidron's control room, just as he and Joy teleport away. Later, Joy goes to Spidron's hideout near his spaceship, and they prepare to leave Earth with the magnamite. Steen, Carol, John and Stephen track Spidron's spaceship to London, where they find a sewer entrance. Spidron uses mind control on Ginge and Lefty, and escapes alone in his spaceship. Steen arrests Joy, who reveals that she double-crossed Spidron by keeping the magnamite on Earth in the mining areas. When the lava reached the storage areas, the magnamite flowed back into the Earth's crust, stabilising it and averting the destruction of the planet.

The Origin Story (2)
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#38 - The Origin Story (2)

The Tomorrow People (1992) - Season 1 - Episode 2

Kevin and Lisa experiment with their powers of teleportation. The government is interested in the paranormal abilities being shown by certain teenagers, and sets up a trap.

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Cosmetics
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#39 - Cosmetics

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 3 - Episode 1

The Incredible Hulk Runs out of Deodorant will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine brings in a box of cosmetics and explains the use of each one. She offers advise about the dangers of using corn chip flavored lipstick.

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Blame
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#40 - Blame

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 10 - Episode 1

Doogie Howser Gets Blamed for Sawing the Wrong Leg Off a Patient will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is very upset that kids get blamed for everything.

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Anniversaries
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#41 - Anniversaries

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 8 - Episode 4

Santa Claus Forgets Christmas will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast becomes suspicious that Ross has put something in Doug and Vanessa's food to keep them small, as the two celebrate their 5th anniversary on the show.

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Romance and Dating
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#42 - Romance and Dating

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 6 - Episode 1

Love Connection Short Circuits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Doug pretends to be Cupid and tries to fix up the entire cast with a girl/boyfriend.

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History
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#43 - History

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5 - Episode 4

The Six Wives of Henry VIII will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast parodies historical events, as Alasdair traces his family history and Christine writes a research essay.

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Achilles Heel, Part 1: A Room at the Inn
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#44 - Achilles Heel, Part 1: A Room at the Inn

The Tomorrow People - Season 7 - Episode 3

A pair of odd aliens arrive on Earth with the purpose of mining a rare mineral, which can suppress telepathic powers.

A Rift in Time, Part 1: Vase of Mystery
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#45 - A Rift in Time, Part 1: Vase of Mystery

The Tomorrow People - Season 2 - Episode 6

John and Stephen both share strange dreams of Peter, the Time Guardian, running through a forest, and showing them a vase. The two of them look through thousands of pictures of vases, eventually finding Peter�s, which is owned by Professor Cawston, and looked after by Professor Garner. Stephen tricks Professor Gamer into bringing the vase to him. He grabs its lid, and jaunts back to the Lab with it. The lid has strange markings which are designs for a Neutron Interton. The Tomorrow People build the device: a small disc. Nothing happens when Chris and Elizabeth pick it up, but when Stephen picks it up he disappears.

A Rift in Time, Part 2: Turn of the Thumb
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#46 - A Rift in Time, Part 2: Turn of the Thumb

The Tomorrow People - Season 2 - Episode 7

Stephen is caught in a time trap. While John attempts to make another Time Disc, Stephen meets a Guardian of Time called Zenon, Peter's grandfather. He frees Stephen and warns him not to build another Time Disc, as its user could be lost in eternity; Peter is trapped in Roman times, and Zenon gives Stephen five Time Discs so that the Tomorrow People can try to rescue him. Stephen arrives in the Lab just in time to stop John using his new Time Disc. Later, Professor Garner tells them that the vase came from a gladiator school in Silchester, run by a ruthless man named Gaius. John, Stephen, Elizabeth and Chris use the Discs return to ancient Roman Britain. They �sell� Stephen to the gladiator school, but then discover that their telepathic abilities have disappeared. Stephen is locked in a dungeon with Peter, who thinks that someone is transmitting a telepathy-inhibiting radiation. After Gaius selects Stephen to be tested by fighting, John, Elizabeth and Chris try to buy him back, but Gaius refuses; Elizabeth thinks Gaius knows they are telepaths. Stephen is defeated in combat.

A Rift in Time, Part 3: From Little Acorns...
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#47 - A Rift in Time, Part 3: From Little Acorns...

The Tomorrow People - Season 2 - Episode 8

Gaius spares Stephen's life. Stephen meets Cotus, another trainee who is due to be killed in horse trials. That night John, Elizabeth and Chris break into the gladiator school, where they hear a steam engine, sixteen-hundred years before it should have been invented. Peter suspects that Gaius is responsible for the time warp. Chris manages to free Stephen, Peter and Cotus, and Peter attempts to arrest Gaius, but he escapes in a Time Pump. The trainee gladiators are released just before the Time Pump explodes, and the Tomorrow People return to the Twentieth Century. But the Lab is not there, instead, they are in a futuristic base populated by ape-like creatures. Cotus returns to the gladiator school and begins to repair the steam engine.

A Rift in Time, Part 4: Rise of the Roman Empire
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#48 - A Rift in Time, Part 4: Rise of the Roman Empire

The Tomorrow People - Season 2 - Episode 9

John, Stephen, Elizabeth and Chris discover that the Roman Empire never ended. The Romans developed advanced technology, which enabled them to rule the world, aided by their ape-servants from the planet Trista. John, Stephen, Elizabeth and Chris return to ancient Britain, but their conversation has been overheard by Gaius, who follows them to the gladiator school. They destroy the remains of the steam engine, but they and Cotus are all captured by Gaius. Cotus tries to stop them from being killed, and is knocked-out by one of Gaius' guards. Cotus loses his memory, and Gaius and his guards all disappear. Time has been restored to its correct path.

The Doomsday Men, Part 1: Dressed to Kill
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#49 - The Doomsday Men, Part 1: Dressed to Kill

The Tomorrow People - Season 2 - Episode 10

Stephen goes under-cover to investigate a military organisation called the "Doomsday Men". The leader�s grandson attends Glen College, which Stephen discovers is a training ground for Doomsday Men, and that its head, General McLelland, is planning a suicide mission. After Stephen is asked to join the organisation by Douglas, he discovers that the mission, "Operation Silver Thread", is to prevent the signing of a peace treaty. Stephen is summoned to the gym, where he has to fight several boys with a sabre.

The Doomsday Men, Part 2: The Burning Sword
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#50 - The Doomsday Men, Part 2: The Burning Sword

The Tomorrow People - Season 2 - Episode 11

Stephen, who was a schoolboy fencing champion, is able to disarm the boys. He is told that Operation Silver Thread is to happen the next day, and is to involve the Damocles space-station. One of the crew of the Damocles, Lee Wan, has an accident whilst working outside the space-station, and is blasted into space. John, Stephen and Elizabeth use a matter transporter to take Chris's transit van into space. They rescue Lee Wan, and take him back to the Lab. Stephen returns to the school, and that night is initiated into the Doomsday Men. Operation Silver Thread begins: General McLelland and his troops arrive at the Damocles in a space ship. Pretending to be the relief crew, they seize control of the station.