The BEST episodes written by Matthew Ireland Beans
#1 - The Curious Case of the Box
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 16
Jesus questions the need for a grim reaper. Dora the Explorer conquers Mt. Everest. Everyone knows about the five regular vowels and the occasional sixth one, but Bruce Willis introduces the seventh in the upcoming thriller: "The Seventh Vowel." After eating the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve call out God for being a Peeping Tom. A tragic clown car crash is funnier than it has any right to be.
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#2 - Hurtled from a Helicopter into a Speeding Train
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 5
A "Lord of the Rings" spoof; more adventures with E.T.; a birthday gift for Ben 10; a new mission for Captain Planet.
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#3 - Hemlock, Gin and Juice
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 9
Dora the Explorer turns 15; the reason behind Angry Birds' rage is revealed; and Thomas the Tank Engine meets an explosive end.
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#4 - Crushed by a Steamroller on My 53rd Birthday
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 2
post-concert activities with Alvin and the Chipmunks; Mary Poppins' unusual behavior; the truth behind B.A.Baracus' distaste for flying; G.I. Joe's war experience
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#5 - Executed by the State
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 1
The G.I. Joe operatives face a big challenge. A look at vegetarianism; questions about the Starbucks logo; Orville Redenbacher's new role
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#6 - Fool's Goldfinger
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 17
Cats are seen at key events throughout history, and there's nothing we can do about it! After leaving the Hendersons, Harry has a chance encounter with Sally that leads to a long, fulfilling life. Alistair Cooke presents a sneak peek at "Lord of the Rings: The Final Journey." GTA's Gay Tony puts a spotlight on the homoeroticism that has been lurking in the shadows of video games for ages now.
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#7 - Botched Jewel Heist
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 17
A meeting between Jason Voorhees and Michael Meyers; a rap for pescatarians; the future of holidays.
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#8 - Fight Club Paradise
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 19
Robot Chicken makes his escape! To be more guy-friendly, "Sex and the City 3" goes in a new direction as an action thriller! Ranger Smith is out to stop Yogi Bear, but this time calls on the Power Forest Rangers for help! Having made his escape, Robot Chicken returns home to find his wife has been taken hostage by the Mad Scientist. He makes his way back to the lab to rescue her, leaving a trail of bodies in his wake.
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#9 - Some Like It Hitman
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 13
The students of Hogwarts learn that even the slightest error in casting a spell can have dangerous consequences. Sara Lee and Betty Crocker get into a no holds barred street brawl. The Terminator takes on a new life as a fashion model after making the lower half of Sarah Connor's body its own. Aquaman confronts an oil company over the effects of an oil spill on the sea life. Find out why Donald Duck's nephew's spend so much time with their uncle instead of with their mother.
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#10 - Choked on Multi-Colored Scarves
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 8
Robot Chicken dreams up a TV theme song that just keeps going and going; The Robot Chicken Nerd joins Team Fortress; She-Ra knows what it feels like to be her horse, Swift Wind; We show you Skeletor's new plan to take over Eternia.
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#11 - Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 6
Witness the best 60 seconds in television history! Spider-Man's spider-sense keeps tingling for trivial reasons. Learn the true story of how the Oompa Loompas came to work for Willy Wonka. Find out how the ice cream sundae was created. SpongeBob SquarePants discovers what the food that Mr. Krabs has been serving is really made from. The Keebler Elves defend their home against their greatest enemy: The Cookie Monster!
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#12 - In Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 7
A prank on Apache Chief; how the Lego people react to non-conformity; a look at a world without wolves; and the consequences of good times for Captain Kirk.
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#13 - Schindler's Bucket List
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 7
Jason Voorhees is always one step ahead of his victims. Cobra Commander is roasted is by a Joe in disguise who takes it too far. Baby Needs-a-Name from "Strawberry Shortcake" gets a name no one will ever forget. The dark past of the Muppets comes back to haunt them when someone starts killing them off.
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#14 - Victoria's Secret of NIMH
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 15
The Count from Sesame Street has a run in with Blade, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City.
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#15 - Malcolm X: Fully Loaded
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 5
The hired farm hand responsible for "creating" Cabbage Patch Kids gets fired. Find out what crimes a Thanksgiving turkey committed, and was then pardoned for. The final pizza proudly made by a retiring pizza restaurant owner meets an inglorious fate. CD and Zune try to take out Steve Jobs but get in each other's way. Gallagher tries to use a copy of his latest stand-up special with Teddy Ruxpin, but the toy bear isn't having any part of it! Motivational speaker Nicky Passion gives Cobra Commander, Megatron and Skeletor some life advice.
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#16 - The Departy Monster
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 12
Princess Toadstool introduces her boyfriend Mario to her disapproving parents. Frankenberry's father is disgusted over how overly sensitive his son is when he comes home in hysterics over a breakup. Gollum will stop at nothing... literally nothing... to take the Ring back from Frodo. Master Chief won't remove his mask, but the mystery matters more to him than his men. Dorothy's companions take the rap for murder, and life in prison changes them for the worse.
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#17 - Choked on a Bottle Cap
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 19
Humping Robot attacks the U.S. Navy; an intervention for M.A.D. Cat; The Thundercats learn about estrus; Barbie's Ken creates Fight Club.
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#18 - Poisoned by Relatives
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 4
Osama Bin Laden's end; "The Shirt Tales" gang in World War II; King Don's ruling style; overweight toons on a weight-loss show.
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#19 - Caffeine-Induced Aneurysm
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 15
The truth behind "Airwolf"; the final episode of "iCarly"; a "Star Trek" song.
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#20 - Eaten by Cats
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 16
The Teletubbies new roles as Power Rangers; Doc Brown's struggle with his time machine; 50 Cent's latest collaborator; a Lego person's birth.
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#21 - Papercut to Aorta
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 14
Spoofed: Rocky and Bullwinkle; Badtz-Maru; "The Hunger Games".
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#22 - Disemboweled by an Orphan
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 6
Gadget has a surprise in store; Frosty goes through a change; and two Eternia tourists witness a battle between He-Man and Skeletor.
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#23 - Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 13
Why no one plays the piano in Wayne Manor; what James Potter did while in animal form; Disney Princesses fight.
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#24 - Immortal
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 20
In this season finale, Joss Whedon is back from the dead, unlike his many short-lived sci-fi series.
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#25 - Casablankman II
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 18
From the makers of "Guitar Hero" comes a new game: "Didgeridoo Hero!" Terrorists want Doc Brown to build a bomb for them; Doc Brown just wants the plutonium for his time machine. Edward Cullen may look and talk sexy, but he's still a 109 year-old man. Lady Gaga launches a babysitting service. The Great Gazoo crash lands in Bedrock and Fred believes him to be a god requiring sacrifices. Veringular announces the new "Dog Phone."
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#26 - The Godfather of the Bride II
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 15
When Jonathan Kent has a heart attack, Clark tries CPR but it doesn't go well. The Robot Chicken Nerd dreams of adventures with KITT and Michael Knight. A bunch of Spocks from the future gather for a surprise birthday party. A glimpse is given of the future of television where every nearly every show will involve vampires by 2013.
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#27 - Robot Chicken's ATM Christmas Special
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 13
Santa almost misses Christmas; Kano spends the holidays with Mrs. Cage; Justin Bieber releases a new song; and G.I. Joe has a special Christmas.
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#28 - Punctured Jugular
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 3
A look at a "Fast and Furious" sequel a new role for Wilson from "Cast Away"; Scooby and the gang's Newest member
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#29 - Kramer vs. Showgirls
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 4
When Lego NASA's shuttle launch fails, the rescue attempts go very badly. When Andy comes home from college, his old toys face the horrifying reality that he's no longer the sweet kid they once adored. A veterinarian has harsh words for how Jon has been caring for Garfield over the years. Find out what happened to some our most memorable TV characters from the '90s.
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#30 - Batman Forever 21
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 17
Bear Grylls deals with Wild Things; Dr. Ryan Stone calls a radio station; Brainy Smurf manipulates events; and Baloo discovers his roots.
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#31 - Eviscerated Post-Coital by a Six Foot Mantis
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 11
A brand new eco-friendly addition to Sesame Street; what happens when Mario from Super Mario Bros. gets rich; and some kind of Pinky & the Brain spoof.
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#32 - Beastmaster & Commander
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 10
Some people will do anything for better cellular service. The CHiPs get some backup from Pringle, ranch-style! Optimus Prime recalls his childhood with an abusive father. When Hal Jordan gets his hands cut off, he has to find another "place" to wear his ring. Ren McCormack joins the Peanuts gang and tries to teach them some new dance moves. The Bloopers host returns with some personal "bloopers" of his own.
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#33 - Catch Me If You Kangaroo Jack
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 9
Jonathan Kent warns Clark of how he handled the first aliens he found that landed on Earth. The Most Interesting Man in the World explains why he doesn't often drink beer. Writer Diablo Cody gives a few kind words for a recently departed friend. Venger is facing off against the D&D children when they point out that he's missing a horn from his helmet. Batman won't kill, so he lets the courts give the Joker what coming to him. The Robot Chicken Nerd enters the world of Tron.
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#34 - Casablankman
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 11
Rubik the Amazing Cube returns for one last adventure. A group of hippie Predators protest the sport hunting of helpless humans. When the Enterprise loses power, the crew start horsing around, unaware that the Klingons nearby are watching. The latest fad, "getting Supe'd", involves kids setting up crises for Superman to save themselves from. Meet Tray-Norr, the personal trainer running Eternia's 24-hour gym.
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#35 - Chipotle Miserables
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 19
Velociraptors from "Jurassic Park" learn to be clever; the possible cancellation of "Robot Chicken."
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#36 - Collateral Damage in Gang Turf War
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 10
E.T. takes over an ER; Harry Potter lands in a not-so-magical situation; the reason why Black Widow and Hawkeye remain part of the Avengers is revealed; and the characters encounter zombies.
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#37 - The Hobbit: There and Bennigan's
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 18
Dumbledore breaks bad; a war on the Kitchen Commandos; where sheep go after being counted; and G.I. Joe Extreme.
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#38 - Saving Private Gigli
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 1
Season Five of Robot Chicken opens with a bang on the beaches of Normandy! The Blockheads stand trial for the murder of Gumby. Weary of how people stare at him, Voldemort gets a nose job. A man proposes marriage to his girlfriend while skydiving, but her jealous ex-boyfriend has something to say about it. Skeletor is forced to take on renters when Snake Mountain is foreclosed on.
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#39 - Robot Fight Accident
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 18
The Nerd becomes Little Red Riding Hood; the Avengers take Broadway; Archie stands up for himself; Harry Potter applies for college; and the next "Aliens" film is imagined.
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#40 - Walking Dead Lobster
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 14
Kim Possible takes a trip to North Korea; Beanie Babies turn a man's life around; and the Robot Chicken Nerd takes an adventure with Doctor Who.
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#41 - No Country for Old Dogs
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 8
Morgan Freeman narrates the events surrounding his 2008 car crash. When Superman gave up his powers for love, it turns out he was faking it. Arnold has been kidnapped and Mr. Drummond will stop at nothing to rescue him in the upcoming thriller: "Tak'n". Meet Rainbow Brite's sister, Rainbow Dim. Find out what happens when a group of mentally disabled soldiers take on Hitler and the SS in "Inglourious Reaterdz".
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#42 - Terms of Endaredevil
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 2
Learn the secret origin of Mo-Larr, Eternian Dentist! As Lara Croft raids an ancient temple, she finds the resident monsters more willing to help her than hinder her. He-Man lets his father, King Randor, move in with him, but the King proves to be a bit of a nuisance. Gargamel transfers his consciousness into the body of a Smurf so that he can infiltrate their village by posing as one of them.
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#43 - Big Trouble in Little Clerks 2
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 3
Angry over being forced into early retirement, Major Nelson uses Jeannie to take revenge on NASA. A music video exposes what happens deep in the jungles of Pandora late at night. Steelheart of the SilverHawks is ready for a night of romance, but her steel body requires some compromises. Each the Joes in G.I. Joe takes on an animal sidekick.
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#44 - The Core, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 14
Kratos from 'God of War' goes to extreme lengths to collect blood orbs. The fish that a fisherman threw back in the lake comes back for revenge. Brian Austin Green ruins Masterpiece Theatre. Lois badgers Superman into traveling back in time for trivial reasons, leading him to recognize he's in a dysfunctional relationship. The American military has a close encounter of the funky kind.
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#45 - Butchered in Burbank
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 12
Included: Monopoly in theaters; Dracula's dinner party; "The Little Mermaid" in New York; a new Dr. Seuss character.
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