The BEST episodes written by Lon Diamond

Teens from a Mall
star
8.33
12 votes

#1 - Teens from a Mall

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 24

At the mall, Parker searches for his elusive dream girl, Jerry searches for a job, and Musso tries to stop spending money.

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Boy Meets Girl
star
8.13
8 votes

#2 - Boy Meets Girl

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 2 - Episode 12

Nick is where Parker turns to for advice when Annie breaks his heart.

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The Undergraduate
star
8.00
8 votes

#3 - The Undergraduate

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 2 - Episode 5

Parker has a crush on one of his teachers. Jerry wants a part in the school's production of The Music Man.

Cape Flamingo
star
8.00
4 votes

#4 - Cape Flamingo

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 3 - Episode 2

In a remake of the film Cape Fear, tough guy Brad Penny saves Parker's life and tries to befriend him. Parker becomes suspicious and vows to never let Brad get to him.

Frostbite
star
8.00
4 votes

#5 - Frostbite

Supah Ninjas - Season 1 - Episode 24

A man named Frostbite (Steve Monroe) starts to capture criminals and do the ninjas' work for them. But Amanda gets suspicious of him when she finds out the police still think they're on the loose. Meanwhile, Amanda tries to help Mike get ready for his date with Julie, telling him about the "hand touch" in which if a girl touches your shoulders she likes you, on your arm, her feelings may change, and on the hand is that she like likes you. While Mike practices what he's gonna say to Julie, she doesn't realize he's actually talking about herself, and once he finishes, she touches his hand and says, "Perfect." After Mike looks down at their hands, Amanda removes her hand, says she has to go, then walks out of the door as quickly as possible. Mike goes on his first date with Julie, with Owen giving him advice through an earpiece. But, he does not realize that Amanda is in trouble when she goes to Frostbite's hideout and finds that he is holding the criminals hostage instead of turning them over to the police, but will running away from Frostbite help Amanda stop him when he traps her in the freezer?

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Operation Kubiak
star
7.98
214 votes

#6 - Operation Kubiak

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 2

Larry's college football scholarship is in jeopardy when it is discovered he can't add.

Flamingo Graffiti
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7.86
7 votes

#7 - Flamingo Graffiti

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 3 - Episode 1

Parker decides to change a few things his life. First on his list is to spend a night with Annie.

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Teacher, Teacher
star
7.85
13 votes

#8 - Teacher, Teacher

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 13

Parker pulls one too many scams, causing one of his favorite teachers to quit.

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Jerry: Portrait of a Video Junkie
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7.83
47 votes

#9 - Jerry: Portrait of a Video Junkie

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 16

Jerry becomes addicted to video games. Musso's mother visits.

The Bitch is Back
star
7.80
5 votes

#10 - The Bitch is Back

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 3 - Episode 16

Parker is having an unusually lucky day until Mikey introduces him to his new girlfriend. A girl Parker once met at summer camp two years ago and whom broke his heart. Jerry tries to make a commercial for the diner that Kohler likes.

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Parker's Got a Brand New Car
star
7.75
4 votes

#11 - Parker's Got a Brand New Car

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 3 - Episode 11

Parker's father wrecks the classic car that Parker just bought.

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Stormy Mikey
star
7.60
10 votes

#12 - Stormy Mikey

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 2 - Episode 6

Mikey lets his school work slide when he gets a chance to impress a record executive.

The Big Leagues
star
7.56
71 votes

#13 - The Big Leagues

The Tick (2001) - Season 1 - Episode 6

The Tick and Arthur are invited to join the League of Superheroes, an all-male, all-white organization that Captain Liberty and Batmanuel had been looking forward to join for a long time. Seeing Arthur and Tick being invited and not them, they decide to take action against the League for discrimination. They think they'll win the case, until they discover that Batmanuel's lawyer is the secret identity of The Champion, who is president of the league. Arthur and Tick eventually quit to support their friends. And once they discover the true identity of Steve, they settle for an amount of money that makes the League go bankrupt.

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The Parker Chronicles
star
7.50
10 votes

#14 - The Parker Chronicles

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 2 - Episode 9

Parker's diary falls into the wrong hands and he is afraid of the possible consequences if it gets out.

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Pilot
star
7.40
264 votes

#15 - Pilot

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 1

Parker and Mikey both find the girl of their dreams-- the same girl.

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Jelly Face
star
7.38
8 votes

#16 - Jelly Face

Supah Ninjas - Season 1 - Episode 8

Mike and the gang are suspicious when unlikley suspects turn bad, including one of Mike's own uncles. Meanwhile, Connor is filming everyone doing embarrassing things for his made-up show, "Conn'd."

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Close, But No Guitar
star
7.37
141 votes

#17 - Close, But No Guitar

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 5

Mikey drops out of school to become a guitar hero.

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Limelight
star
7.33
3 votes

#18 - Limelight

Supah Ninjas - Season 1 - Episode 23

Limedark (Danny Masterson), a former college actor, kidnaps his former cast mates, who have become famous, and has horrible plans for them. Meanwhile, Owen has trouble hiding his ninja skills and almost exposes his friends and himself twice, once while trying to defend a boy from a shifty-looking senior student who was actually selling cupcakes to raise money for children's hospitals and when Limelight captures his final target. Mike and Amanda scold him afterward but Hologramps takes pity on Owen because he was trying to do the right thing, he also knows how he feels about not receiving enough attention and not getting credit for helping to save Empire City, but he tells him that a ninja's strength comes from within, not the opinion of others. But will Owen's recent idea of trying to stand out help the ninjas defeat Limelight?

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Musso & Frank
star
7.26
47 votes

#19 - Musso & Frank

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 9

Frank helps Jerry with American history. In exchange, Parker tries to find a date for Frank.

Randall Without a Cause
star
7.17
12 votes

#20 - Randall Without a Cause

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 20

Mikey joins a biker club and finds out it is no "easy ride" when he gets arrested.

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G.A.G. Dance
star
7.16
110 votes

#21 - G.A.G. Dance

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 6

Parker is waiting for the right girl, Tracy Lee Summers, to ask him to the Girls Ask Guys Dance.

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Boy Meets Girl II
star
7.13
8 votes

#22 - Boy Meets Girl II

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 2 - Episode 19

Parker and Annie open their souls to the audience to try to save their relationship.

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Musso: a Wedding
star
6.29
7 votes

#23 - Musso: a Wedding

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 3 - Episode 17

Much to Kohler's dismay, Grace gets married to a man with a six-figure salary; however the bridegroom drops dead soon afterward.