The BEST episodes written by Lloyd Turner
#1 - Mork Goes ERK
Mork & Mindy - Season 1 - Episode 18
Mork tells Mindy that he's been transferred to another planet and will be leaving in a few days.
#2 - Mork in Love
Mork & Mindy - Season 1 - Episode 5
When Mindy tells Mork that he has to experience love in order to understand the human experience, he takes her advice and falls head over heels for the lovely Dolly, oblivious to the fact that she's a mannequin.
#3 - Archie and the Computer
All in the Family - Season 4 - Episode 7
A computer informs Archie that he's been declared dead.
#4 - A Case of Black and White
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 17
George's latest business deal is with a black man married to a white woman, so when he invites them over for dinner, he also has Tom and Helen come over, to make it look like he doesn't have racial prejudices. However, when Tom and Helen discover his plot, they storm out before the guests have arrived. This leads to George having Florence and Ralph impersonate Tom and Helen.
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#5 - Mork the Tolerant
Mork & Mindy - Season 1 - Episode 15
Mork and Mindy get a new neighbor and invite him to dinner, where Mork cooks.
#6 - Archie and the Miracle
All in the Family - Season 5 - Episode 11
A workplace accident makes Archie into a regular churchgoer.
#7 - One Nation Invisible
Get Smart - Season 4 - Episode 14
Max must bring a scientist, Dr. Canyon, into the CONTROL camp. His problems multiply quickly; the invisible doctor turns out to be a pretty woman whose visibility returns just as Agent 99 enters their apartment.
#8 - Dear Me
The Facts of Life - Season 3 - Episode 9
To avoid a campout with boys, Tootie writes love letters to herself from an imaginary boyfriend.
#9 - Louise's Cookbook
The Jeffersons - Season 2 - Episode 20
Louise is offered the opportunity to write a cookbook for Tom's publishing company, Pelham Publishing. However, just as she gets started, a green-eyed George tries his best to put an end to her cookbook.
#10 - Louise Gets Her Way
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 2
Florence breaks down and tells Louise that she's losing her apartment due to the fact that the building is going to be torn down, this leads Louise to offer Florence a live-in maid position at the Jeffersons. Now the only problem is to get George to allow her to accept the job.
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#11 - Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 17
Max is serving as a courier on board an airplane when he is forced to release his package from the plane, sending it to land on the roof of Hester Van Hooten's mansion. The only problem is Van Hooten hasn't allowed visitors to her house in 20 years and she and her brother aren't about to start now.
#12 - The Wedding
The Jeffersons - Season 2 - Episode 24
After reading an article about Harry Belafonte renewing his marriage vows, George decides to do the same thing. However, Louise has second thoughts when she gets into an argument with George over her being an equal partner in Jefferson Cleaners.
#13 - Leadside
Get Smart - Season 4 - Episode 23
Wheelchair bound mastermind Leadside is caught in a robbery by Max and announces a three-part plan. Phase one, he will escape from Max. Phase two, he will destroy CONTROL. Phase three, he will kill Maxwell Smart. After Leadside follows through on Phases One and Two, Max holes up in his apartment, vowing "Leadside will only complete Phase Three over my dead body." This is one of my favorite episodes and Ronald Long is brilliant as Leadside. "My mother gave me Norman." The wheelchair in the back of the truck bit is still side-splittingly funny.
#14 - Physician Impossible
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 9
Mistaken for a doctor and his nurse, Max and 99 are kidnapped and forced to operate on a wounded gangster. CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder. Little gets away, vowing to kill Max. Max ignores his threats and goes to visit 99 and the twins in the hospital. Dressed in hospital scrubs, Max and 99 are taken for a doctor and nurse by KAOS and taken to a remote cabin to remove the bullet from Little's shoulder. Only by pretending to remove the bullet can Max escape from the cabin alive.
#15 - The Agreement
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 10
George interferes in Lionel and Jenny's relationship by suggesting to Lionel that he have Jenny sign a pre-nuptial agreement. This leads to Jenny and Lionel to get into an argument which ends in them calling off the wedding.
#16 - The Breakup (2)
The Jeffersons - Season 2 - Episode 17
Tom and Helen debate on whether or not to take the first step and try to patch things up with George and Louise while Louise debates the same thing. Meanwhile, Lionel makes a final decision about whether or not to use the ready made term paper.
#17 - The Apes of Rath
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 10
Several agents have been murdered by someone with incredible strength. The only clue is an empty banana peel. It is soon deduced that the killer is an ape. CONTROL agents are receiving bananas in the mail and then being murdered, completely puzzling CONTROL. What they don't know is KAOS is using Chucko, an ape made to look like a human being, as the assassin. The plot thickens when Max receives a banana in the mail and a new agent, Chuck Armstrong, is assigned as his protector. Unfortunately, Armstrong is actually Chucko the Ape. Before Max discovers Armstrong's real identity, Armstrong reverts back to Chucko and takes 99 to the roof of Max's building, just like in King Kong.
#18 - Smart Fell on Alabama
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 6
Because he failed to retrieve a little red book from a Kaos carrier,Max has to train,and recruit three convicts to break into a highly fortified Mansion where the Red Code Book is.
#19 - Smartacus
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 22
Max and the Chief investigate a series of security leaks that seem to be connected to a chain of spas.
#20 - Lunch with Mama
The Jeffersons - Season 2 - Episode 14
Louise realizes that Mother Jefferson has a strong hold on George when he refuses to cancel a monthly lunch with his mother and go with Louise to a funeral for a family friend.
#21 - Bentley's Problem
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 14
Harry is having problems with the person who parks his car next to him in the garage. Seeking advice, Harry goes to George. However, George's advice lands Harry in jail, after he punches out a police officer. Meanwhile, Louise is looking forward to a trip to California.
#22 - I am Curiously Yellow
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 26
A villian known as the Whip uses a special gong to hypnotizes Max. When he is under the Whip's control, Max steals the NARCO 5-12. Later, with the help of Chief and Larabee, Max is cured and captures the Whip.
#23 - Ironhand
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 2
When IH Industries acquires KAOS, Max and 99 attempt Operation Baby Buggy Switch to stop the new head of KAOS, Ironhand, a man with an iron fist, from obtaining The Anti-Anti_Anti-Missle-Missle plans.
#24 - Widow Often Annie
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 4
When The Chief orders Max to romance and betroth Ann Cameron, a beautiful widow suspected of murdering her 12 husbands for the insurance money, which she donates to KAOS, the wedding coincides with The Smarts' first wedding anniversary, much to 99's dismay.
#25 - George Meets Whittendale
The Jeffersons - Season 2 - Episode 21
George is excited that he's going to finally meet Mr. Whittendale, however a previous engagement with Harry could foil George's plans. Things get even worse for George when he becomes trapped in the bathroom with Tom and Helen.
#26 - Louise Suspects
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 3
George is sneaking around trying to hide the fact that he's opening another store. He goes so far as to convince Louise he's having an affair after she discovers a love letter she thinks is to him from a woman named Adele. However, Adele is really Bentley's girlfriend, and Adele wrote the letter to Bentley.
#27 - George's Diploma
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 5
George sets out to get a diploma after Lionel lies about George's education to his college pals saying he graduated from Harvard.
#28 - Witness for the Execution
Get Smart - Season 5 - Episode 19
Max is assigned to protect KAOS Agent Dietrich. Dietrich has turned informant, and will give testimony on the inner workings of KAOS that would put an end to KAOS. The only obstacle is a man name Kibbee, a ruthless KAOS assassin who has never failed an assignment. Will Max be able to protect Dietrich, and himself, from Kibbee also known as the Exterminator?
#29 - Bowery Bugs
Looney Tunes - Season 1949 - Episode 14
Bugs tells the story about why Steve Brody jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge in 1886.
#30 - The Stupor Salesman
Looney Tunes - Season 1948 - Episode 30
When notorious bank robber Slug McSlug escapes the police dragnet by hiding out in an abandoned country house, he is visited by salesman Daffy Duck, who is absolutely determined to sell him something.
#31 - Mork Moves In
Mork & Mindy - Season 1 - Episode 3
After constant hounding from Fred, Mork agrees to move out of Mindy's apartment. But Mork's plans are complicated when he becomes drunk on ginger ale.
#32 - Archie Is Missing
All in the Family - Season 5 - Episode 9
The family faces the possibility that Archie may have run off with another woman.
#33 - Harry and Daphne
The Jeffersons - Season 2 - Episode 4
Harry is sure that his latest girlfriend, Daphne is going to pop the question and doesn't have the heart to let her down. So he bolts to the Jefferson's bathroom. Meanwhile, George tries to handle an inspector who's inspecting one of George's stores. However, George's method to avoid paying a fine by blackmailing the inspector, doesn't go over too well.
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#34 - Dough Ray Me-ow
Looney Tunes - Season 1948 - Episode 21
Louie the Parrot finds a written will stating that his master bequeaths the family fortune not to him, but to his fellow household pet, a lunkhead-ed cat named Heathcliff, with the proviso that Louie is next in line to inherit the wealth if Heathcliff dies. So, Louie plots the untimely demise of Heathcliff.
#35 - Porky Chops
Looney Tunes - Season 1949 - Episode 5
Lumber jack Porky Pig intrudes upon the peace of a squirrel vacationing in the North woods by trying to chop down the squirrel's tree.
#36 - Louise Feels Useless
The Jeffersons - Season 1 - Episode 3
Louise is having a hard time getting use to her new wealthy lifestyle and the boredom that comes along with it. She begins trying to talk George into letting her work in the store in the building but he is totally against it. This leads her to inadvertently get a job with another cleaning business and George hits the ceiling when he learns the news. That is until he begins thinking of using her position for sabotage.
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#37 - Louise's Physical
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 24
George, Tom, Helen, Harry and Florence are all sneaking around to set up a surprise birthday party for Louise. However, Louise is not exactly in a party mood after she comes back from a checkup at the doctor's office.
#38 - Lionel Cries Uncle
The Jeffersons - Season 1 - Episode 7
Louise is expecting a visit from her Uncle Ward, a man who happens to be a butler. His job is what makes George and Lionel put him down, calling him an "Uncle Tom." Meanwhile, a fight at school prompts Lionel to get kicked out.
#39 - George's Best Friend
The Jeffersons - Season 2 - Episode 11
George's old navy buddy, Wendell comes for a visit and immediately begins making passes at Louise. Louise quickly finds herself in a difficult situation, especially since she likes the unexpected attention, since George has recently not been spending any time with her.
#40 - Jenny's Opportunity
The Jeffersons - Season 3 - Episode 22
Jenny has just one a scholarship to study for the summer at Oxford in England. Lionel thinks it would be a great experience for Jenny, that is until he learns his company won't transfer him there.
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#41 - George's Skeleton
The Jeffersons - Season 1 - Episode 6
An old friend of George's, Monk Davis, drops in after learning of George's new found success. However, Monk has more on his mind than just a friendly visit.
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#42 - Mr. Piano Man
The Jeffersons - Season 1 - Episode 5
George refuses to participate in a tenants meeting until he learns the Mr. Whittendale will be there. George has hopes of doing business with the man. Meanwhile, George's want for a grand piano becomes a burden during the meeting.
#44 - All's Fair
All in the Family - Season 5 - Episode 18
Gloria gives Edith a lesson in marriage assertiveness.
#45 - What Makes Daffy Duck
Looney Tunes - Season 1948 - Episode 4
During duck season, Daffy Duck outwits a fox and Elmer Fudd.
#46 - Holiday for Drumsticks
Looney Tunes - Season 1949 - Episode 3
Daffy helps Thomas Turkey lose weight so he wont be on the menu for Thanksgiving.
#47 - Riff Raffy Daffy
Looney Tunes - Season 1948 - Episode 31
A homeless Daffy Duck is trying to find a place to sleep runs into Policeman Porky Pig who evicts him from various places.
#48 - Dog Gone Cats
Looney Tunes - Season 1947 - Episode 18
Wellington the dog is given a package to deliver to Uncle Louie, with strict instructions not to let go of it. Sylvester and another cat that Wellington has been tormenting see this as their chance to get even.
#49 - Odor of the Day
Looney Tunes - Season 1948 - Episode 25
On a cold winter day, a dog named Wellington is looking for a place to stay and sneaks into a cabin with a fire and a cozy bed. However he must fight Pepé Le Pew, for the bed.
#50 - Two Gophers from Texas
Looney Tunes - Season 1948 - Episode 2
A dog is reading a book and decides to seek his own dinner, which happens to come in the form of the the Goofy Gophers.