The BEST episodes written by Jackie Marcus Schaffer

The Beer Mile
star
8.40
135 votes

#1 - The Beer Mile

The League - Season 7 - Episode 6

Pete decides to run the Beer Mile with Taco as his coach. Kevin tries to figure out where the gardener goes to the bathroom. Jenny's matchup with Andre means playing Andre and Meegan.

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The Draft of Innocence
star
8.30
108 votes

#2 - The Draft of Innocence

The League - Season 7 - Episode 2

No one likes Andre's idea of a themed draft. Pete isn't speaking to Andre. The league agrees to an auction draft and, shockingly, there are huge problems.

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The Block
star
8.30
81 votes

#3 - The Block

The League - Season 7 - Episode 10

Taco retires from sex because of concussions. Andre's one night stand with an Uber driver goes awry. Pete binge watches seven seasons of "The Block;" and Ruxin and Sofia use the internet to keep up their sex life while she is in Puerto Rico.

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The Great Night of Shiva
star
8.20
135 votes

#4 - The Great Night of Shiva

The League - Season 7 - Episode 13

In the series finale, the fates of the Shiva, Sacko and Snip are decided and Ruxin makes a big decision that impacts his chances of winning and the league's survival.

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The Shiva Bowl
star
8.10
673 votes

#5 - The Shiva Bowl

The League - Season 1 - Episode 6

The guys try to hide the Shiva Trophy from their high school classmate - the actual Shiva. Taco gets a "real person job at a Volkswagen dealership.

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Thanksgiving
star
8.10
511 votes

#6 - Thanksgiving

The League - Season 3 - Episode 8

Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father, and Andre's sister is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner. Taco makes an edible investment. Kevin and Jenny have a problem with Ellie's class pet.

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Trophy Kevin
star
8.00
162 votes

#7 - Trophy Kevin

The League - Season 7 - Episode 7

Andre uses the EBDBBnB for farming. Taco acquires a drone. Pete's new referee friend has Kevin feeling insecure.

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High School Reunion
star
7.90
592 votes

#8 - High School Reunion

The League - Season 2 - Episode 10

It's high-school reunion time, and Andre is looking forward to basking in his success while Ruxin wants to show off Sofia. Meanwhile, Pete needs a name for the new Last Place Trophy and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.

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The Sukkah
star
7.80
539 votes

#9 - The Sukkah

The League - Season 3 - Episode 2

Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts each other enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish pre-school.

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The Lockout
star
7.80
592 votes

#10 - The Lockout

The League - Season 3 - Episode 1

The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.

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The Guest Bong
star
7.80
512 votes

#11 - The Guest Bong

The League - Season 3 - Episode 11

Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.

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The Yank Banker
star
7.80
162 votes

#12 - The Yank Banker

The League - Season 7 - Episode 9

Pete isn't sure if he wants to commit to Libby. Taco embraces his day job in the banking world. Andre's patient is a college crush.

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The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah
star
7.71
377 votes

#13 - The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah

The League - Season 5 - Episode 13

The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the one plastic surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.

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Kegel the Elf
star
7.70
592 votes

#14 - Kegel the Elf

The League - Season 2 - Episode 12

It's Christmas and more importantly it's the playoffs, so tension runs high. While Ruxin's revenge gift to Kevin goes terribly awry, Ellie suddenly acting up at school causes Jenny to worry that all this attention to fantasy football is making her a bad mom. Meanwhile Taco's eggs turn one year old.

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The Bachelor Draft
star
7.70
431 votes

#15 - The Bachelor Draft

The League - Season 5 - Episode 1

The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.

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The Bounce Test
star
7.70
836 votes

#16 - The Bounce Test

The League - Season 1 - Episode 2

Pete's split with Meegan intrudes upon Ruxin's marriage, as Sofia is neglecting him sexually in order to spend her time helping Meegan deal with the break-up. Meanwhile, Jenny reveals to Sofia the sexual secrets that ensure that Kevin will never leave her.

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Vegas Draft
star
7.70
620 votes

#17 - Vegas Draft

The League - Season 2 - Episode 1

Andre plans an extravagant trip to Vegas for the league's 2010 fantasy draft, but the group credits Pete to mess with Andre. The gang must choose between Jenny and Ruxin's creepy brother-in-law, Raffi, when a spot on the league opens up during the trip.

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The White Knuckler
star
7.70
674 votes

#18 - The White Knuckler

The League - Season 2 - Episode 3

Andre brings in a new partner to expand his medical practice. Ruxin uses a sick kid to meet NFL star Josh Cribbs and Pete deals with the complications of dating Kevin's ex-girlfriend.

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Yobogoya!
star
7.70
457 votes

#19 - Yobogoya!

The League - Season 3 - Episode 6

Jenny jeopardizes Ruxin's chance to work on a big case with his boss, Mr. Hudabega. Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop.

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The Blind Spot
star
7.70
81 votes

#20 - The Blind Spot

The League - Season 7 - Episode 3

Football is back and everyone fights over where to watch the games. Ruxin has his house to himself, sort of. Taco launches EBDBPrime.

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Mr. McGibblets
star
7.60
700 votes

#21 - Mr. McGibblets

The League - Season 1 - Episode 4

The guys join Pete on what was supposed to be his 5th-anniversary spa trip. Meanwhile, Kevin enlists Taco to scare his daughter off of her new toy, which Kevin hates.

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Ghost Monkey
star
7.60
674 votes

#22 - Ghost Monkey

The League - Season 2 - Episode 7

Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween. Meanwhile, Pete has given Ruxin the privilege of selecting his opponent's team for their upcoming match. Taco feels responsible for events relating to a petting-zoo monkey.

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Ol' Smoke Crotch
star
7.60
592 votes

#23 - Ol' Smoke Crotch

The League - Season 3 - Episode 4

Kevin struggles with getting older. Ruxin is so desperate to get rid of his au pair that he gets Rafi's help. Taco finds a market for Kevin and Jenny's wedding cocktail napkins and Pete learns a new sexual position, which he regrets.

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St. Pete
star
7.60
539 votes

#24 - St. Pete

The League - Season 3 - Episode 12

Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs. Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp, and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.

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The Funeral
star
7.60
485 votes

#25 - The Funeral

The League - Season 3 - Episode 13

The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte, and Ruxin is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.

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12.12.12
star
7.60
431 votes

#26 - 12.12.12

The League - Season 4 - Episode 11

Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy prepare for the end of the world.

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The Von Nowzick Wedding
star
7.60
431 votes

#27 - The Von Nowzick Wedding

The League - Season 5 - Episode 2

The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

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Chalupa vs. the Cutlet
star
7.60
378 votes

#28 - Chalupa vs. the Cutlet

The League - Season 5 - Episode 3

Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.

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The Usual Bet
star
7.60
646 votes

#29 - The Usual Bet

The League - Season 1 - Episode 5

Pete and Kevin get stuck at a terrible Christmas party instead of watching the games, while Ruxin and Taco go to Chinatown on a very special mission.

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The Kluneberg
star
7.60
566 votes

#30 - The Kluneberg

The League - Season 2 - Episode 4

Jenny and the guys catch up with their old friend Russell, and the guys all try to get Rafi out of the league by pretending that it's being ended. Meanwhile, Taco finds a toilet seat in a dumpster, and Andre buys an "interesting" expensive painting.

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The Sacko Bowl
star
7.60
404 votes

#31 - The Sacko Bowl

The League - Season 2 - Episode 13

At season's end, Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko. Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop.

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The Au Pair
star
7.50
538 votes

#32 - The Au Pair

The League - Season 3 - Episode 3

Ruxin hires a hot Au Pair for Baby Geoffrey, and is afraid Taco will sleep with her. Andre explores online dating, and Kevin cheats on Jenny with ESPN fantasy football analyst Matthew Berry.

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Tefl-Andre
star
7.50
324 votes

#33 - Tefl-Andre

The League - Season 6 - Episode 2

Jay Glazer does a big favor for Andre. Kevin is diagnosed with Low T. Ruxin meddles with Baby Geoffrey's Little League team.

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EBDBBnB
star
7.50
297 votes

#34 - EBDBBnB

The League - Season 6 - Episode 11

Taco and Andre both want the guys to watch football at their new establishments. Pete tries to hide something he has in common with Andre. Ruxin is disgusted by his co-worker's hygiene habits.

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That Other Draft
star
7.50
108 votes

#35 - That Other Draft

The League - Season 7 - Episode 1

Pete bumps into his ex-wife. Jenny is a VIP during the draft in Chicago, while Kevin runs into the Seahawks' general manager. Marshawn Lynch attends Taco Corp's annual board meeting.

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The Last Temptation of Andre
star
7.50
108 votes

#36 - The Last Temptation of Andre

The League - Season 7 - Episode 8

Andre joins a Korean church for the parking. Detroit wide receiver Golden Tate flips the script when he and Taco create a fantasy workplace league and draft the others.

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Sunday at Ruxin's
star
7.30
566 votes

#37 - Sunday at Ruxin's

The League - Season 1 - Episode 3

Ruxin invites everyone over on Sunday to watch the games, see the baby, and have lunch. His guests get much more lunch than they expected, as Ruxin and Sofia forbid the gang from watching football during their meal.

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The Draft
star
7.30
809 votes

#38 - The Draft

The League - Season 1 - Episode 1

A group of friends from Chicago begin their annual fantasy football league by preparing the league draft, but three-time defending champ Pete has a problem: his wife Meegan doesn't want him to play this season.

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Bro-Lo El Cuñado
star
7.30
620 votes

#39 - Bro-Lo El Cuñado

The League - Season 2 - Episode 2

The married guys atone for Vegas with an adult weekend for Kevin and Jenny and 'Terrific Lady Day' for Ruxin and Sofia. Raffi continues to plague the league with his abrasive personality and creepy mannerisms.

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Ramona Neopolitano
star
7.30
619 votes

#40 - Ramona Neopolitano

The League - Season 2 - Episode 11

During the last week before the playoffs, Andre's special diet makes him exceptionally emotional about his matchup. Kevin gets in a fight with fantasy football gurus John Hansen and Adam Caplan, and Ruxin begs the guys to cover for him when he lies to Sofia.

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Bro-Lo El Cordero
star
7.30
377 votes

#41 - Bro-Lo El Cordero

The League - Season 4 - Episode 9

Andre takes advantage of Kevin after his colonoscopy. Pete suspects his Grandpa Duke is committing adultery. The group enlists Rafi to settle a League dispute when no one trusts Ruxin to do it.

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Our Dinner With Andre
star
7.30
458 votes

#42 - Our Dinner With Andre

The League - Season 4 - Episode 10

Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti.

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The Curse of Shiva
star
7.30
404 votes

#43 - The Curse of Shiva

The League - Season 4 - Episode 13

Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.

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Sitting Shiva
star
7.30
297 votes

#44 - Sitting Shiva

The League - Season 6 - Episode 1

Kevin struggles with being married to the Shiva champ. Andre's newfound confidence is unbearable. Taco hits the links. The guys attend a funeral.

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The Hot Tub
star
7.30
297 votes

#45 - The Hot Tub

The League - Season 6 - Episode 5

Kevin and Jenny get a hot tub. Taco shops for a new home. Pete tries to put an end to hand holding.

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The Breastalyzer
star
7.30
431 votes

#46 - The Breastalyzer

The League - Season 4 - Episode 4

Kevin and Jenny realize that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group. Meanwhile, Rafi is entrusted to take Ruxin's son to his swim class.

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The Bye Week
star
7.30
431 votes

#47 - The Bye Week

The League - Season 5 - Episode 5

Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

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The Automatic Faucet
star
7.20
431 votes

#48 - The Automatic Faucet

The League - Season 5 - Episode 9

Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.

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The Hoodie
star
7.20
458 votes

#49 - The Hoodie

The League - Season 4 - Episode 2

Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides, including Shiva.

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Baby Geoffrey Jesus
star
7.20
377 votes

#50 - Baby Geoffrey Jesus

The League - Season 5 - Episode 12

Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

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