The BEST episodes written by Garland Testa

Dale to the Chief
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8.29
330 votes

#1 - Dale to the Chief

King of the Hill - Season 9 - Episode 5

When Dale re-reads the Warren Commission Report, he is stunned to realize that maybe the government was right all along about who killed Kennedy. Dale decides to abandon his anti-government ways and becomes an insufferable flag-waving patriot. Meanwhile, Hank tries to battle through government red tape when his sex is listed as "female" on his new driver's license.

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Get Your Freak Off
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8.11
376 votes

#2 - Get Your Freak Off

King of the Hill - Season 7 - Episode 1

Hank likes the clean-cut music of the boy-band 4Skore, but when he takes Bobby to a 4Skore concert, he is shocked to find that the band does suggestive dance moves that Bobby imitates with his new girlfriend, Jordan. His reaction brings a complaint from Jordan's parents, a "progressive" couple who are allowing their daughter to have a coed slumber party. Despite Hank's refusal, Bobby wants to go. Meanwhile, Nancy and Minh rank the sexiness of the men in the neighborhood, and Peggy is mortified when Hank is tied with Bill for last place.

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Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
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8.08
274 votes

#3 - Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

King of the Hill - Season 5 - Episode 20

Bobby passes himself off as a high school student (explaining his height by claiming that he suffers from a kidney condition), and gets caught up in the school's attempt to get the band No Doubt to play at their prom. Meanwhile, Dale creates the perfect outhouse, the Port-a-Gribble the envy of all the neighbors.

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Night and Deity
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7.99
223 votes

#4 - Night and Deity

King of the Hill - Season 7 - Episode 21

After Peggy organizes a bird society, Bill begins trying to attract birds by laying out food in everyone's yard. When pigeons begin to flock to Bill's yard as well as all the neighbors, Dale is called in to exterminate but can't get rid of them. Dale calls in the "pigeon god," Arlen's greatest exterminator, Sheila Repkin, who turns out to be a beautiful woman who takes an interest in Dale. When Sheila invites Dale to go on an all-night exterminating session with her, Nancy fears that Dale may cheat on her the way she used to cheat on him. Meanwhile, Luanne celebrates her 21st birthday by going to a bar with two friends, and brings Hank along as the designated driver.

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Aisle 8A
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7.97
296 votes

#5 - Aisle 8A

King of the Hill - Season 4 - Episode 5

Kahn and Minh go to Hawaii on a business trip, leaving Connie with the Hills. Minh leaves Peggy with a thick book of hand written instructions, on "How to be a parent", covering any thing and everything--except Connie's first period. Hank and Connie are left to figure that problem out on their own.

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Springtime for David
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7.86
162 votes

#6 - Springtime for David

Roseanne - Season 8 - Episode 19

David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.

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Movin' On Up
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7.82
276 votes

#7 - Movin' On Up

King of the Hill - Season 4 - Episode 16

Frustrated with having to obey Hank's house rules, Luanne moves out and rents a house across the street with three other college students. In trying to get her selfish housemates to help out and pay the bills, she finds herself becoming more like Hank.

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Joust Like a Woman
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7.80
235 votes

#8 - Joust Like a Woman

King of the Hill - Season 6 - Episode 8

Peggy stirs up rebellion among female workers at a Renaissance Faire where Hank is trying to land a big account. When she is assigned to be a house cleaning wench, she refuses to stay in character, and behaving inferior to the men. When she tries to approach the King, he dismisses her, which starts a war that Peggy needs to win.

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Talking Shop
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7.64
257 votes

#9 - Talking Shop

King of the Hill - Season 8 - Episode 22

Forced to decide between enrolling in shop class where he'll work with guys and sharp objects, or joining the peer counseling class where he'll talk lonely young girls through their problems, Bobby goes where the ladies are. But after a few days of giving advice to these crazy girls, Bobby is the one who needs counseling.

Fun with Jane and Jane
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7.52
172 votes

#10 - Fun with Jane and Jane

King of the Hill - Season 6 - Episode 17

Peggy encourages lonely Luanne to join a sorority, but the snobbish sorority girls won't have anything to do with her. So Luanne joins Omega House, a sorority where everyone is accepted and everyone is named "Jane," not realizing that it's actually a cult that brainwashes lonely young women. Meanwhile, Buck Strickland tells Hank to kill his emus, but Hank and his friends can't bear to do it.

Chasing Bobby
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7.48
310 votes

#11 - Chasing Bobby

King of the Hill - Season 5 - Episode 9

Hank's friends all make fun of him when he cries at a "chick flick" called The Flowers of Time. Peggy thinks Hank was crying because the movie reminded him of his relationship with Bobby. It turns out that Hank was really crying because his beloved truck is breaking down and can't be fixed. In an effort to salvage her, Hank goes to extremes, but the inevitable is just around the corner.

What a Day for a Daydream
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7.10
153 votes

#12 - What a Day for a Daydream

Roseanne - Season 9 - Episode 3

Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and even some of her nightmares – coming true thanks to the lottery winnings.

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Time for Fire Safety / Masao! Our hero / Hiroshi remains hungry
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6.00
4 votes

#13 - Time for Fire Safety / Masao! Our hero / Hiroshi remains hungry

Shin Chan - Season 3 - Episode 25

As Shin-chan notices the fire during his patrolling duty and calls the fire brigade, his and Misae's picture get printed on the newspaper. Shin-chan and his friends call Masao a hero for getting his appendix operated. Next day, Masao feels bad on not getting any importance. Shin-chan and Misae prepare rice cakes and fill their stomach. When Hiroshi returns home, he finds no food for himself.