The BEST episodes written by Frank Conniff

FBI Warning of Doom
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8.11
114 votes

#1 - FBI Warning of Doom

Invader ZIM - Season 1 - Episode 26

Gir has recently been watching a movie he rented from the local mall, in which Zim just happens to be in the room when the FBI Warning is displayed on screen. Just as Zim realizes this, he gets a phone call from the mall saying they need the video back, in which Zim begins to panic because he believes that there is foul play at hand. When his computer tells him that the FBI must be an alien hunting group, he grabs the movie and makes his way to the mall, despite the fact that he doesn’t know what to expect when he arrives.

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The End of an Era
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8.03
140 votes

#2 - The End of an Era

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 4 - Episode 22

Josh and Harvey are fighting for Sabrina's affection, so she feeds them magic friendship bread to bring peace between the two, but they become too close and ignore her. When a frustrated Sabrina undoes the spell, the fighting between the boys worsens. As a last resort, she forces them to compete for her in a magical obstacle course--then learns that it is a fight to the death. Harvey's unselfish concern for Josh prevents disaster, but Sabrina has used up her quota of magic on Harvey: Josh will think it is all a dream, but Harvey arrives at Sabrina's house demanding what will happen to their relationship now that he knows she's a witch.

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Christmas Amnesia
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7.87
161 votes

#3 - Christmas Amnesia

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 3 - Episode 11

It's Sabrina the Grinch, increasingly grumpy in the face of her aunts' unflagging efforts to get her into the holiday spirit.

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A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It
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7.82
231 votes

#4 - A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 2 - Episode 7

Angry that Libby is having a Halloween party that pointedly excludes them, Valerie blurts out that she and Sabrina are hosting the coolest possible party at Sabrina's house. When a reluctant Sabrina backs up her friend, she discovers that her aunt's new furniture delivery includes talking chairs and couches infested with talking termites; and when Libby's bored guests crash her party, she conjures up 10,000 Maniacs to distract her schoolmates, who assume everything that happens is a "cool" Halloween special effect.

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Cat Showdown
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7.76
227 votes

#5 - Cat Showdown

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 1 - Episode 19

Sabrina has blown her allowance, and Salem has maxed out his credit card over the phone, so they decide to enter a cat show to earn the prize money, but soon find themselves wrapped up in a blackmail scheme to force the judge to throw the competition, and, to avoid being caught, Sabrina has to transform herself into a contestant. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda seek out a magical perfume that will make Zelda repulsive to their love-sick mailman Dirk, and Hilda gets shrunk as a punishment for taking free samples in the magical "Full Moon" shop.

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Finger Lickin' Flu
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7.74
210 votes

#6 - Finger Lickin' Flu

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 2 - Episode 15

Sabrina comes down with a case of "finger flu" which causes her magic to malfunction - and accidentally transfers itself to Mrs. Quick who, angered by Mr. Kraft's scheme to replace the cafeteria lady with indentured students, turns him into a chimpanzee. Meanwhile, Sabrina tries to help Valerie gain self-confidence, but turns her into a monster of efficiency and selfishness, while Salem fakes illness to get attention and gets more than he bargained for.

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Fear Strikes Up a Conversation
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7.73
177 votes

#7 - Fear Strikes Up a Conversation

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 2 - Episode 21

Sabrina is chosen to read her essay on learning math to the school assembly, and at first doesn't understand why everyone else assumes that she is nervous about it; then, when stage fright finally hits, uses Salem's suggestion of a "fear removal" spell. But she hasn't heeded the warning from Franklin Delano Roosevelt (via her witches' manual), and her fear spreads contagiously through the school: Val and Mr. Kraft become paranoid, Harvey is terrified of sports injuries, Mrs. Quick becomes hysterically hypochondriacal, and Libby is horrorstruck at the thought of never winning another seasonal beauty pageant. The only solution is to banish Sabrina's externalized emotion into the Other Realm, where she must confront the forest of her subconscious fears. Meanwhile, Zelda and Hilda face another public ordeal when an overworked Zelda "snaps" from overwork just before she is due to present her scientific paper to a witchly symposium, leaving Hilda to attempt to be "the responsible one" for on

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Rise of the Zitboy
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7.69
186 votes

#8 - Rise of the Zitboy

Invader ZIM - Season 1 - Episode 17

When Zim comes home from a lousy day at skool because he found out that Dib knows a flaw in his security system, Gir attempts to cheer him up by rubbing bacon oil all over his face. However, when Zim develops a pimple due to the grease, he fears that he will be considered abnormal and that it will jeopardize his mission. Zim believe he can use some acne medicine to get rid of the pimple, but when it only gets worse and when Gir draws a little face on the pimple, Zim believes all hope is lost; though Zim soon discovers the pimple has hypnotic powers and he hopes to exploit this new power in order to get Dib to reveal his secret.

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What Price Harvey?
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7.67
167 votes

#9 - What Price Harvey?

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 3 - Episode 13

Zany cousin Zsa Zsa visits, annoying Zelda with the childish practical jokes she shares with Hilda until Zsa Zsa suggests the sisters try her magic "walk-a-mile-in-my-shoes" booties, which switch their personalities.

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Troll Bride
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7.64
219 votes

#10 - Troll Bride

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 1 - Episode 24

When Sabrina can't find her homework, she follows Salem's advice to consult a professional magic finder, but when troll Roland appears and quickly uncovers her missing notebook, he demands her hand in marriage as payment. Following him home to attempt reason she is trapped in his castle and can only be rescued by the prince she loves: Harvey. Has the moment come when he will learn the truth about Sabrina's unusual family? Meanwhile, her aunts try to break the contract with the help of a witchly lawyer "with great legs."

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Jealousy
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7.56
144 votes

#11 - Jealousy

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 4 - Episode 3

Sabrina turns green with envy, literally, after Harvey and Brad become best friends, triggering a case of Jealotosis - an intense green-eyed witch envy - when Harvey teams up with Brad instead of her to write an article for the school paper.

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And the Sabrina Goes To...
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7.54
163 votes

#12 - And the Sabrina Goes To...

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 3 - Episode 8

When her academic achievements fail to bring deserved accolades, Sabrina casts a "just desserts" spell on her teachers and friends.

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Five Easy Pieces of Libby
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7.52
245 votes

#13 - Five Easy Pieces of Libby

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 2 - Episode 14

Mrs. Quick assigns Sabrina and Libby to decorate the "Democracy Day" float together, but Libby's obnoxiousness causes Sabrina to cast a spell keeping her a safe distance from Sabrina. The Quizmaster intervenes, blowing the whistle on an illegal use of magic to solve problems, and reverses the spell so that Sabrina must stick to Libby like unwanted glue. When a desperate Sabrina struggles free, the spell has disastrous consequences: Libby is transformed into an incomplete jigsaw puzzle, and Sabrina has only a few hours to locate the missing pieces and put Libby together again. This necessitates a visit to Libby's home, where her cold, controlling mother makes Sabrina understand her nemesis a little better -- as does the discovery that Libby has an ailing grandmother to whom she is devoted. Meanwhile, Zelda tries to find a miracle cure for disease but winds up inventing a miracle cleaning fluid which Salem and Hilda promptly steal and market in the Other Realm, oblivious to the unfortunate side effects.

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A Girl and Her Cat
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7.52
300 votes

#14 - A Girl and Her Cat

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 1 - Episode 11

After Salem stows away in her backpack and gets her thrown out of the local pizzeria, Sabrina washes her hands of the cat, feigning unconcern when the feline fails to return for Christmas dinner with visiting cousin Monty. When she discovers that Salem has in fact been catnapped by a stubborn little boy named Rex, Sabrina launches a desperate plan to rescue him by impersonating Santa Claus.

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Sabrina, Nipping at Your Nose
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7.19
149 votes

#15 - Sabrina, Nipping at Your Nose

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Season 4 - Episode 12

A Jamaica-bound Sabrina must spend the holidays with Mr. Kraft after she fools with Mother Nature and her snowy forecast.

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