The BEST episodes written by Etan Cohen

Rich Hank, Poor Hank
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8.53
284 votes

#1 - Rich Hank, Poor Hank

King of the Hill - Season 8 - Episode 8

After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby determines that Hank is a rich miser. Feeling that Hank is just being greedy, he goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card. Meanwhile, news of Hank's hidden wealth spread through the alley and out about town.

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Returning Japanese (1)
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8.45
194 votes

#2 - Returning Japanese (1)

King of the Hill - Season 6 - Episode 21

The Hills head to Japan because Cotton wants to apologize for his actions in WWII. The grizzled vet says he plans to address the widow of a soldier he killed. Peggy arranges to cover the visit for the local paper, but the family arrives to find it has become an overblown media event. Cotton admits to Hank that the "widow" was never married, and the "action" did not occur in battle. Meanwhile, back home, Dale and Bill prove themselves dedicated house sitters by dressing up as Hank and Peggy; and Luanne finds a replacement dog when she thinks she has killed Ladybird.

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Vision Quest
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8.27
288 votes

#3 - Vision Quest

King of the Hill - Season 7 - Episode 12

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a vision quest. It's Dale who winds up having a vision -- and it leads him to decide that he's really an Indian. To John Redcorn's horror, Dale starts to "train" Joseph in the Indian way, shown to him through a series of odd dreams. Dales dream interpretation is all wrong, and takes him and Joseph to the zoo, to kill some pandas.

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Redcorn Gambles with His Future
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8.17
227 votes

#4 - Redcorn Gambles with His Future

King of the Hill - Season 9 - Episode 11

John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.

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It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings
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8.15
207 votes

#5 - It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings

King of the Hill - Season 9 - Episode 15

Desperate to be needed, Bill searches for a new hobby. He joins an all-male chorus, the Harmonaholics, and the guys are taken by surprise but vow to be supportive. When Bill goes AWOL to tour with the Harmonaholics, the guys go after him. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby undertake a Pong tournament at home.

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Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
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7.84
193 votes

#6 - Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

King of the Hill - Season 8 - Episode 9

When Hank asks Peggy to design an art piece for Strickland Propane, she creates the "Probot," a statue made out of propane tanks. Her sculpture is rejected by the city board, but picked up by an art dealer from Dallas. Unfortunately, Peggy finds out that the dealer presents her to the public as an uneducated hillbilly. Meanwhile, Dale starts wearing a suit of armor and uses his newfound invincibility to insult people without consequences.

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Beer and Loathing
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7.83
264 votes

#7 - Beer and Loathing

King of the Hill - Season 6 - Episode 16

When Texas is out of Hank's favorite Alamo Beer, he is eager to find out why. When his questions go unanswered, Peggy gains employment at the company to find out. Peggy doesn't want to divulge the reason because of a clause that she has signed--a vow of secrecy. Hank turns on Peggy for her company loyalty, and Peggy turns on Alamo, for their customer disloyalty.

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Green Thumbs
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7.82
85 votes

#8 - Green Thumbs

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 49

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff. videos: Our Lady Peace - "Star Seed" Michael Bolton - "Everybody's Crazy" Beastie Boys - "Pass The Mic"

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Dumbasses Anonymous
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7.80
122 votes

#9 - Dumbasses Anonymous

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 7 - Episode 7

Beavis and Butt-head sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer. videos: Helium - "Pat's Trick"

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The Father, the Son, and J.C.
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7.71
247 votes

#10 - The Father, the Son, and J.C.

King of the Hill - Season 6 - Episode 4

Buck Strickland has to build a house for Habitat for Humanity as part of his community service, Hank does all the work. Buck is so pleased that he promotes Hank to manager, but when Hank tells Buck in public that he loves him, he is quickly demoted. Cotton becomes jealous that Hank likes Buck better, and Peggy sets out to repair their broken relationship for a Christmas miracle.

Death Buys a Timeshare
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7.68
224 votes

#11 - Death Buys a Timeshare

King of the Hill - Season 9 - Episode 3

Cotton inherits $10,000 from the will of his friend Topsy, and goes to Mexico, with Bill in tow, to buy a timeshare. Feeling lonely after the death of his friend, Cotton gets suckered in by tales of the timeshare development's owner, O'Kelly, and decides to buy -- even though Americans cannot own land in Mexico. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bobby and Dale search for a pool to swim in.

The Substitute Spanish Prisoner (aka Dr. Peggy Hill)
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7.67
236 votes

#12 - The Substitute Spanish Prisoner (aka Dr. Peggy Hill)

King of the Hill - Season 6 - Episode 10

Peggy takes an online I.Q. test sponsored by the "Intelligence Institute of Texas," and is declared a genius. When the head of the Institute, Dr. Vayzosa, offers her a chance to get a PhD for only $900, she uses the family savings to pay for it. When Luanne takes the online I.Q. test and also scores as a genius, Peggy realizes that she has been conned, and she comes up with an elaborate sting to get the money back. Hank learns of her plans, and tries to intervene, but is it too late?

Impotence
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7.60
25 votes

#13 - Impotence

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 7 - Episode 26

The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.

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P.T.A.
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7.44
26 votes

#14 - P.T.A.

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 6 - Episode 15

Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education. videos: Slash's Snakepit - "Beggars and Hangers On" Pink Floyd - "High Hopes" Ted Nugent - "Heads Will Roll"

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The Miracle That is Beavis
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7.36
55 votes

#15 - The Miracle That is Beavis

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 7 - Episode 27

Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."

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Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option
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7.36
1424 votes

#16 - Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option

American Dad! - Season 3 - Episode 3

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

The Rules
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7.35
22 votes

#17 - The Rules

Recess - Season 4 - Episode 14

The original 1935 edition of The Rules of the Playground is discovered in the library.

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Drinking Butt-ies
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7.27
52 votes

#18 - Drinking Butt-ies

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 7 - Episode 31

The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool. videos: Weezer - "Buddy Holly"

Cyber-Butt
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7.16
92 votes

#19 - Cyber-Butt

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 7 - Episode 10

The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school. videos: The Prodigy - "Poison"

The Candidates
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7.16
18 votes

#20 - The Candidates

Recess - Season 4 - Episode 25

Gretchen and Vince both run for president.

Womyn
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6.94
50 votes

#21 - Womyn

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 40

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists. videos: Madonna - "Secret" The Jesus and Mary Chain - "Come On" Catherine Wheel - "Waydown"