The BEST episodes written by Elwood Ullman

They Stooge to Conga
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9.79
28 votes

#1 - They Stooge to Conga

The Three Stooges - Season 10 - Episode 1

The stooges are repairmen who get a job fixing the doorbell in large house which is the secret headquarters of some Nazi spies. They manage to ruin most of the house while working on the wiring and then subdue the spies and sink an enemy submarine by remote control.

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No Census, No Feeling
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8.46
56 votes

#2 - No Census, No Feeling

The Three Stooges - Season 7 - Episode 7

The Stooges new jobs have them taking the census, from an afternoon society party to a local football game. Three gung-ho census-takers let nothing stand in the way of an accurate count,whether it be crashing a fancy bridge party,spiking drinks or invoking a riot at a professional football game.

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We Want Our Mummy
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8.00
28 votes

#3 - We Want Our Mummy

The Three Stooges - Season 6 - Episode 2

The stooges go to Egypt in search of the mummy of king Rootin-Tootin for which a museum will pay a $5000 prize. They wind up in the mummy's tomb where they are harassed by some bad guys after the same objective. The villains, who have kidnapped a professor from the museum, want the jewels buried inside the mummy. When Curly accidentally destroys the mummy, Moe and Larry wrap him in bandages to fool the bad guys. They manage to rescue the professor and retrieve the real mummy of Rootin-Tootin who turns out to have been a midget

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A Plumbing We Will Go
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7.96
56 votes

#4 - A Plumbing We Will Go

The Three Stooges - Season 7 - Episode 3

To escape the police, the stooges pose as plumbers and are hired to fix a leak in a fancy mansion. The Stooges are would-be plumbers and mistake pipes filled with wires for water pipes. One of the most popular Stooge shorts. Dudly Dickersons battle in the kitchen is a classic, as well as his famous line: “This house is sho goin crazy!” Later remade with Shemp in “Vagabond Loafers” (1949) and “Scheming Schemers” (1956).

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The Hot Scots
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7.89
28 votes

#5 - The Hot Scots

The Three Stooges - Season 15 - Episode 5

The stooges apply for job as 'Yard Men' at Scotland Yard, thinking they'll become detectives, but instead wind up as gardeners. When they learn that detectives are need to guard a Scottish castle where valuables have been disappearing, they masquerades as Scotsmen to get the job. After a spooky night in the castle, the boys expose the servants as the crooks.

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How High is Up?
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7.50
56 votes

#6 - How High is Up?

The Three Stooges - Season 7 - Episode 5

The stooges are the 'Minute Menders', three tinkers who live under their car. The boys decide to drum up some business by punching holes in the unattended lunch boxes of some workmen. When they're caught in the act, they escape and accidentally get hired as riveters on a new building, working on the 97th floor. Their ineptitude and lousy workmanship screw up construction of the building and they must parachute off the building to escape the wrath of the boss. The Stooges secure construction jobs on a new building, but find they have to start on the 97th story!

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Studio Stoops
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7.17
28 votes

#7 - Studio Stoops

The Three Stooges - Season 17 - Episode 7

The stooges are hired by a movie studio as publicity men. Their first assignment is to get publicity for Dolly Devore, a pretty starlet. They fake a kidnapping, but the cops won't believe their story. Then the girl is really kidnapped and the stooges must come to the rescue. Shemp winds up hanging out a tenth story window on an extending telephone.

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Mummy's Dummies
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6.86
28 votes

#8 - Mummy's Dummies

The Three Stooges - Season 15 - Episode 8

Set in ancient Egypt, the stooges run a used chariot lot where they unload defective chariots on unsuspecting customers. When they gyp the head of the palace guard, they're brought to the palace to be executed, but instead become royal chamberlains after curing the King's toothache. When they recover some tax money stolen by a corrupt official, the King rewards them with marriage to his daughter. After getting a look at the ugly crone, Moe and Larry select Shemp to be the groom.

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Three Arabian Nuts
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6.56
28 votes

#9 - Three Arabian Nuts

The Three Stooges - Season 18 - Episode 1

The stooges are delivering some Arabian antiques, which include a magic lamp complete with genie. Three Arabian bad guys are after the magic lamp, but the stooges defeat them once they get the "genius", (as Shemp calls the genie) on their side.

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Matri-Phony
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6.40
28 votes

#10 - Matri-Phony

The Three Stooges - Season 9 - Episode 4

The stooges are potters in ancient Rome during the reign of Emperor Octopus Grabus. When the emperor orders all beautiful red-headed women to be brought before him so he can select a wife, Diana, a pretty red-head, seeks refuge with the stooges. Some soldiers find Diana's hiding place and they are all brought to the palace where the stooges escape and try to pass of Curly as Diana, having broken the emperor's glasses. Their ruse fails and they're caught by the palace guards as they try to escape.

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Yes, We Have No Bonanza
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6.00
28 votes

#11 - Yes, We Have No Bonanza

The Three Stooges - Season 6 - Episode 4

The Stooges are entertainers and waiters in a western saloon with the three girls they hope to marry. They become gold miners to pay off their girlfriend's debts, only to find that when they hit the jackpot, the money was robbed from the bank by their boss.

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Saved by the Belle
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6.00
28 votes

#12 - Saved by the Belle

The Three Stooges - Season 6 - Episode 5

The stooges are traveling salesmen stranded in Valeska, a tropical country prone to earthquakes. Having no luck selling fur coats to the natives they are arrested when they receive a telegram instructing them to "get rid of present wardrobe" and an official thinks they are planning to assassinate president Ward Robey. With the help of Rita, a beautiful revolutionary, the boys escape a firing squad, and are sent on a mission to deliver important plans to the revolutionary leader. When they deliver a rolled up calendar by mistake, they are once again heading for a firing squad but are spared when Rita arrives with the real plans.

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Three Little Twirps
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5.89
28 votes

#13 - Three Little Twirps

The Three Stooges - Season 10 - Episode 5

The Stooges get a job putting up posters for a circus but discover that instead of money, their pay is tickets to the show. When trying to scalp their tickets gets them in trouble, they hide out backstage where Curly has an encounter with a bearded lady and Moe and Larry hide in a horse suit. When they're caught, the circus manager gives them a choice of going to jail or joining the circus. What they don't know is that they are to be targets for the Zulu spear thrower. When Curly hits the spear thrower with one of his own spears, the boys are on the run once again.

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Shivering Sherlocks
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5.78
28 votes

#14 - Shivering Sherlocks

The Three Stooges - Season 15 - Episode 1

The stooges witness an armed robbery and are brought in by the cops as suspects. After passing a lie detector test, the boys are freed but are now the only ones who can identify the crooks. Meanwhile, their friend Gladys has inherited a house in the country and the boys go with her to inspect it so she won't be gypped when its sold. The house turns out to be the crook's hideout, and when they abduct Gladys, the stooges must rescue her.

A Snitch in Time
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5.78
28 votes

#15 - A Snitch in Time

The Three Stooges - Season 17 - Episode 9

The stooges are carpenters who are re-staining some furniture they've delivered to a boarding house. The plot gets complicated when the boys confront some crooks who are hiding out there. They defeat the bad guys with the help of the varnished furniture which sticks the head crook to a chair.

Scotched in Scotland
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5.65
28 votes

#16 - Scotched in Scotland

The Three Stooges - Season 21 - Episode 6

Would be detectives, the stooges get a job guarding a Scotch castle while the owner is away. The servants are crooks intent on robbing the castle of its valuables. Though they do their best to frighten the boys off, the stooges prevail and expose the crooked goings-on.

Fuelin' Around
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5.60
28 votes

#17 - Fuelin' Around

The Three Stooges - Season 16 - Episode 4

The stooges are carpet layers working in the home of a scientist, Professor Sneed, who has invented a super rocket fuel. Larry is mistaken for the professor by foreign agents who kidnap the trio and take them to the country of Anemia where they are ordered to produce the rocket fuel or be executed. The boys come up with a concoction they try to pass of as the real stuff, but are exposed when the real professor and his daughter are also kidnapped. The stooges help them escape, using their secret formula to fuel a jeep.

Busy Buddies
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5.03
28 votes

#18 - Busy Buddies

The Three Stooges - Season 11 - Episode 2

The stooges run a small restaurant, and must come up with some quick money to pay off a pie dealer who's wares they ruined. They enter Curly in a milking contest at the county fair, but his technique leaves something to be desired, and he quickly falls behind the champ. Moe and try to help by putting on a cow suit and pouring milk from a concealed bottle, but when their cheating is exposed, they must leave on the run.

Listen, Judge
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5.00
28 votes

#19 - Listen, Judge

The Three Stooges - Season 19 - Episode 2

The stooges are fix-it men who are brought before a judge on a charge of chicken stealing. They escape from the courtroom and wind up getting hired in the judges' house after their antics attempting to fix the doorbell cause the servants to quit. The boys are discovered when the cake they bakes explodes all over a political supporter of the judge and he loses his chance for re-election

Hot Ice
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4.46
28 votes

#20 - Hot Ice

The Three Stooges - Season 22 - Episode 7

The stooges apply for job as 'Yard Men' at Scotland Yard, thinking they'll become detectives, but instead wind up as gardeners. When they accidentally see a memo about the theft a famous diamond, the boys decide to go after the crooks. They find the crooks, but Shemp accidentally swallows the diamond which was hidden in a bowl of candy. The bad guys want to cut the diamond out, but the boys foil them with the help of a friendly gorilla.

Scheming Schemers
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4.23
28 votes

#21 - Scheming Schemers

The Three Stooges - Season 23 - Episode 7

The stooges are three incompetent plumbers who foul up the plumbing in a fancy mansion where a society party is going on. They manage to catch a couple of thieves masquerading as guests before the whole party degenerates into a pie fight.

Hot Stuff
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3.77
28 votes

#22 - Hot Stuff

The Three Stooges - Season 23 - Episode 6

The stooges are government agent entrusted with protecting professor Snead, who has invented a super rocket fuel. Larry is mistaken for the professor by foreign agents who kidnap the trio and take them to the country of Anemia where they are ordered to produce the rocket fuel or be executed. The boys come up with a concoction they try to pass of as the real stuff, but are exposed when the real professor and his daughter are also kidnapped. The stooges help them escape, using their secret formula to fuel a jeep.

Guns a Poppin!
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2.51
28 votes

#23 - Guns a Poppin!

The Three Stooges - Season 24 - Episode 5

Told in flashback, Moe is on trial for assaulting Larry and Joe. It seems that Moe was in debt and suffering a nervous breakdown so Larry and Joe took him to the country for rest and relaxation. After a marauding bear ruined the peace and quiet, their cabin became the scene of a shoot-out between the sheriff and an escaped outlaw. The boys captured the bad guy, and the reward would have paid Moe's debts, but the crook escaped and Moe went after Larry and Joe with an ax.

Dutiful but Dumb
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#24 - Dutiful but Dumb

The Three Stooges - Season 8 - Episode 2

The stooges are photographers for Whack magazine ("If it's a good picture it's out of Whack") who, after messing up an assignment, are sent to the country of Vulgaria to get a picture of a death ray gun. In Vulgaria the penalty for taking pictures in is death, and the boys soon wind up in front of a firing squad. Curly's last request is a giant cigar and by the time he's done smoking it all the soldiers are asleep and the stooges make their escape.

Stage to Teshimingo
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#25 - Stage to Teshimingo

The Lone Ranger - Season 4 - Episode 8

The Lone Ranger and Tonto become embroiled in the search for a gang of desperate highwaymen who have been robbing the stagecoach running between the mining towns of Gunsight and Teshimingo.