The BEST episodes written by Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
#1 - Kitty Amazing
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 8
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
#2 - Zombies & Shotguns
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 1
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
#3 - We're Cops!
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 9
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
#4 - OMG
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 6
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
#5 - Camp Anarchy
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 2
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
#6 - Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 10
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
#7 - Sex Marks the Spot
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 8
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
#8 - Y U So Meme?
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 7
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
#9 - Fang Angels
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 5
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
#10 - Butt Genie
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 3
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
#11 - Attack of the Pwns
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 10
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
#12 - Role Playas
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 9
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
#13 - Trouble Date
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 7
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
#14 - Steakosaurus
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 5
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
#15 - Flame War
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 3
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
#16 - Panda Hat
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 2
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
#17 - A Bee or Something
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 1
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
#18 - Traffic Jams
Dick Figures - Season 1 - Episode 4
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
#19 - Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 4
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
#20 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Dick Figures - Season 2 - Episode 6
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.