The BEST episodes written by Douglas Goldstein
#1 - The Curious Case of the Box
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 16
Jesus questions the need for a grim reaper. Dora the Explorer conquers Mt. Everest. Everyone knows about the five regular vowels and the occasional sixth one, but Bruce Willis introduces the seventh in the upcoming thriller: "The Seventh Vowel." After eating the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve call out God for being a Peeping Tom. A tragic clown car crash is funnier than it has any right to be.
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#2 - Book of Corrine
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 20
A nerd gives us a much needed lesson on GoBots. Ninjas compete in a game show. Vince Vaughn presents his new hit show, "Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom." The cast of Sesame Street deals with a viral outbreak. A robot learns what it means to be alive. Meet Casper's brother "Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost." Robot Chicken holds a telethon the goes horribly awry.
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#3 - Bionic Cow
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 16
Rappers give a lesson on the theory of relativity. Sylar gets a new power in a "Heroes" parody. Mr. Magoo gets laser eye surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane's boobs. When Paris Hilton gets thrown in prison, it's up to Nicole Richie to stage a "Prison Break."
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#4 - Lust for Puppets
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 18
Montezuma gets his revenge, and the results smell horrible. Calvin and Hobbes have fun therapy adventures. Cameron Diaz has just 24 hours to live. A young woman introduces her parents to her fiancé, the Frankenstein monster, making her father uneasy. Mario and Luigi stumble into the violent world of Vice City.
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#5 - Adoption's an Option
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 11
Robot Chicken is ready to sell out! The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace process. E.T finally returns home, but it's less cool then he remembered. The secret life of jack-o'-lanterns is finally revealed. The mythical Pegasus is captured by a demented little girl. Skynet goes online, turning Inspector Gadget into an unstoppable killing machine!
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#6 - Sausage Fest
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 15
The Burger King serves up some Delicious B&E. Li'l Hitler will win your heart! The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn’t know. Garfield and Heathcliff take each other to court. A giraffe deals with the stages of death. The gang from Police Academy joins the X-Men.
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#7 - Hurtled from a Helicopter into a Speeding Train
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 5
A "Lord of the Rings" spoof; more adventures with E.T.; a birthday gift for Ben 10; a new mission for Captain Planet.
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#8 - Massage Chair
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 9
Cuddles the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in "Office Fighter." Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers he has Jedi powers. And we're back with more of those stupendous bloopers, including audition tapes from MTV's "Jackass!"
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#9 - Unionizing Our Labor
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 13
Meet the medieval Dukes of Hazzard. Watch as the Libertarian Party spirals downward one election year after another. Transients are mistaken for Clark Kent as they pick up his clothing when Superman is called. Try the latest Wii Fit game: "Humping Robot". A frog retaliates when a scorpion tries to sting him after promising not to. The Smurfs go to war with the Snorks.
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#10 - Easter Basket
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 3
Fred and Barney brawl over a box of Fruity Pebbles. Kids have fun with the Phyllis Diller Spray-n-Play. An Egyptian pharoah builds a pyramid of Legos. Superspy Sydney Bristow gets aquatic in "Whalias." Anime and Santa collide in "A Very Dragon Ball Z Christmas."
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#11 - Metal Militia
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 13
A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron cycle! Rainbow Brite reveals her dark side. Rom: Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! "Into the Blue" gets a relevant skewering. Young Young Indiana Jones finds treasure at his elementary school. Hulk Hogan and the WWE gang bust out of prison camp in "Hogan’s Heroes."
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#12 - Squaw Bury Shortcake
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 2
G-Force's Tiny needs to shed a few pounds. The MythBusters team tackles masturbation myths. Popeye's friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for a Training Day. Tablesmasher attempts to defeat the Council of Evil Tables. Dirty Harry deals with a punk that does feel lucky. After retirement, Bob Barker handles the neutering personally.
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#13 - Dragon Nuts
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 5
People of all ages love the new toy, Morning Wood! A man's groin is possessed in "Idle Nuts." Watch a preview of the upcoming horror film: "Attack of the Giant Midget!" A cleaning woman stumbles into the Batcave. Atreyu and Falcor kick off a Neverending Party! An evening news broadcast spins out of control.
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#14 - Hemlock, Gin and Juice
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 9
Dora the Explorer turns 15; the reason behind Angry Birds' rage is revealed; and Thomas the Tank Engine meets an explosive end.
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#15 - Crushed by a Steamroller on My 53rd Birthday
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 2
post-concert activities with Alvin and the Chipmunks; Mary Poppins' unusual behavior; the truth behind B.A.Baracus' distaste for flying; G.I. Joe's war experience
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#16 - A Day at the Circus
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 17
Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren't in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves the Addams Family nest. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants, and the penalty for failure is Death! The Black Stallion teaches us about race relations. Oprah and Dr. Phil team up in the greatest buddy cop movie ever!
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#17 - Monstourage
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 17
Vic Mackey from "The Shield" switches places with the Fantastic Four's Thing. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of "Don't Be Ridiculous." "Fraggle Rock" meets "Watership Down" when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.
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#18 - Executed by the State
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 1
The G.I. Joe operatives face a big challenge. A look at vegetarianism; questions about the Starbucks logo; Orville Redenbacher's new role
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#19 - Help Me
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 1
Seth and Matt enlist the help of Joss Whedon, Ron Moore and Seth MacFarlane to get their show renewed. PaRappa the Rapper is facing criminal charges when he takes his teacher's advice and does a rap that rats out the real criminal. Filming of an episode of Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love" is interrupted when it's revealed that she's an experimental cyborg. Movie and TV favorites are trimmed down to "Just the Good Parts."
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#20 - Fool's Goldfinger
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 17
Cats are seen at key events throughout history, and there's nothing we can do about it! After leaving the Hendersons, Harry has a chance encounter with Sally that leads to a long, fulfilling life. Alistair Cooke presents a sneak peek at "Lord of the Rings: The Final Journey." GTA's Gay Tony puts a spotlight on the homoeroticism that has been lurking in the shadows of video games for ages now.
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#21 - 1987
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 6
Twinkie the Kid dispenses justice - and lead! Popular board games from "Chutes and Ladders" to "Hungry Hungry Hippos" get turned into action-packed feature films. Meet Skeletor's dentist, Mo-Larr! Emperor Palpatine gets a collect call from Darth Vader. Mortal Kombat’s Johnny Cage has a bad day on the job. An enraged Ted Turner transforms into his alter-ego, Captain Planet.
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#22 - Suck It
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 1
Robot Chicken gets uncanceled! Learn tips for fighting terrorism! Mexico builds its greatest hero in "The Six Million Peso Man." Skater McGee is a re-animated corpse; an 'extreme' re-animated corpse! Two aliens from "Space Invaders" revolt. And it's spy vs. spy, '70s style in "Mr. & Mrs. Brady!"
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#23 - Rodiggity
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 8
Leonardo, Raphael, Michaelangelo, and Donatello adjust to life in a nursing home in "Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles." The cast of Final Fantasy VII get jobs at a burger chain. Rick Schroeder is fighting crime in style in his new hit series "Rick Shaw." And Bugs Bunny goes hip-hop in "8 Carrot."
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#24 - Botched Jewel Heist
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 17
A meeting between Jason Voorhees and Michael Meyers; a rap for pescatarians; the future of holidays.
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#25 - Celebrity Rocket
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 4
A Cuban youth faces off against Castro in "Dance Dance Counter-Revolucion." Dirk the Daring from the video game Dragon's Lair fights middle age. That old dancing guy from the Six Flags commercials saves and ruins the day. Lindsay Lohan enters the world of Highlander and battles teen starlet foes.
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#26 - Fight Club Paradise
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 19
Robot Chicken makes his escape! To be more guy-friendly, "Sex and the City 3" goes in a new direction as an action thriller! Ranger Smith is out to stop Yogi Bear, but this time calls on the Power Forest Rangers for help! Having made his escape, Robot Chicken returns home to find his wife has been taken hostage by the Mad Scientist. He makes his way back to the lab to rescue her, leaving a trail of bodies in his wake.
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#27 - Secret of the Booze
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 3
The identity of an alien is questioned. A new room-mate moves in with Bert. The Terminator meets his new wife's kids from a previous marriage. Papa Smurf has to go undercover.
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#28 - President Evil
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 18
Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You've never seen a Vegas crime caper like "Ocean's Thirty-Eight." The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers, but they're not exactly watching the screen.
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#29 - The Munnery
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 12
Meet Cork, America's greatest mentally challenged crime detective. The legendary Kraken sea monster learns freedom isn't all it's krak-ed up to be. Weird al Yankovic's "Weasel Stomping Day" gets a Robot Chicken video treatment! The wishes of children come true, with new dire results. A power crisis forces the crew of the Enterprise to abandon ship, and it's every man for themselves!
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#30 - Some Like It Hitman
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 13
The students of Hogwarts learn that even the slightest error in casting a spell can have dangerous consequences. Sara Lee and Betty Crocker get into a no holds barred street brawl. The Terminator takes on a new life as a fashion model after making the lower half of Sarah Connor's body its own. Aquaman confronts an oil company over the effects of an oil spill on the sea life. Find out why Donald Duck's nephew's spend so much time with their uncle instead of with their mother.
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#31 - Choked on Multi-Colored Scarves
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 8
Robot Chicken dreams up a TV theme song that just keeps going and going; The Robot Chicken Nerd joins Team Fortress; She-Ra knows what it feels like to be her horse, Swift Wind; We show you Skeletor's new plan to take over Eternia.
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#32 - Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 6
Witness the best 60 seconds in television history! Spider-Man's spider-sense keeps tingling for trivial reasons. Learn the true story of how the Oompa Loompas came to work for Willy Wonka. Find out how the ice cream sundae was created. SpongeBob SquarePants discovers what the food that Mr. Krabs has been serving is really made from. The Keebler Elves defend their home against their greatest enemy: The Cookie Monster!
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#33 - In Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 7
A prank on Apache Chief; how the Lego people react to non-conformity; a look at a world without wolves; and the consequences of good times for Captain Kirk.
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#34 - Cracked China
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 7
Stupid kids get a new high from "numb-chucking." Meet the four "My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse." Meet Eagle Eye Smith, the blind athlete who will touch your heart. Learn the secret life of Pokémon's Pikachu! A checkers champion goes on the adventure of a lifetime. The Golden Girls share their sexual escapades a la "Sex and the City."
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#35 - Boo Cocky
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 15
The Nerds find out Revenge comes with a price. Conan tells us "What is Best in Life" with a song. The Borg track the Enterprise to its hiding place... Las Vegas' "Star Trek Experience." The "Saved By The Bell" kids meet Jigsaw from "Saw," and Screech will never be the same.
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#36 - Noidstrom Rack
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 12
The Zybots try to unite with the Autobots. There's a look behind the scenes at what happened during medieval times. The night crew of the Enterprise go on a adventure. Man-E-Faces experience being a star.
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#37 - Chirlaxx
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 19
The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes Captain Texas! Sir Mix-A-Lot knows what King Arthur needs! A Glo Worm saves the day when a blackout strikes. This season is dedicated to the staff that was lost... and killed.
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#38 - Veggies for Sloth
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 14
The classic movie "Beastmaster" takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France. Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. The gang from Archie Comics learns that nobody cheats Death for long!
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#39 - Operation Rich in Spirit
Robot Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 17
A video dating experience takes a turn for the worse. An oriental massage also takes a turn for the worse. Keanu Reeves wants you to buy his special brand of sausage. The Scooby-Doo gang encounters Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake.
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#40 - Toyz in the Hood
Robot Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 5
The tooth fairy stumbles into murder in "Tooth and Consequences." The world's most terrifying supervillians get stuck in traffic. More of television's greatest screw-ups, from shows like "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" and "CSI" to various live sports broadcasts, are highlighted in "Bloopers Two."
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#41 - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 13
Never seek the help of She-Ra when she's in her period! Danny and the gang from Grease are building a new sex machine. The intensive Care Bears care more than their HMO will allow. Nobody in Smurf village ever expected the dam to break.
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#42 - That Hurts Me
Robot Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 19
Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich re-make Godzilla...again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey super villain. An average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears. Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, Leatherface and other horror movie icons sign on for the reality show "Big Brother."
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#43 - Schindler's Bucket List
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 7
Jason Voorhees is always one step ahead of his victims. Cobra Commander is roasted is by a Joe in disguise who takes it too far. Baby Needs-a-Name from "Strawberry Shortcake" gets a name no one will ever forget. The dark past of the Muppets comes back to haunt them when someone starts killing them off.
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#44 - Endless Breadsticks
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 6
Another black man in a Fat Suit movie. Big Jim tries to score. A cat in a hat has his way with the family pet and the kids need to get lost. When Snarf kicks it, Mumm-Ra sees his chance to destroy the Thundercats as Lion-O's new nanny.
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#45 - Midnight Snack
Robot Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 12
"The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights" get wild at Mardi Gras. Benjamin Franklin grapples with historical figures like the Wright Brothers and Mahatma Gandhi in "Educational Wrestling Federation." Oprah Winfrey fulfills all her viewers' fondest wishes - almost. A man in a public restroom encounters the terror known as "Dumplestiltskin." A heinous crime is deliberated in "12 Angry Little People."
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#46 - Victoria's Secret of NIMH
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 15
The Count from Sesame Street has a run in with Blade, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City.
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#47 - The Departy Monster
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 12
Princess Toadstool introduces her boyfriend Mario to her disapproving parents. Frankenberry's father is disgusted over how overly sensitive his son is when he comes home in hysterics over a breakup. Gollum will stop at nothing... literally nothing... to take the Ring back from Frodo. Master Chief won't remove his mask, but the mystery matters more to him than his men. Dorothy's companions take the rap for murder, and life in prison changes them for the worse.
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#48 - Ginger Hill in: Bursting Pipes
Robot Chicken - Season 10 - Episode 1
The "Robot Chicken" writers reveal what can take down the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Popeye and crew get rebooted to fit in with modern audiences; Bitch Pudding takes on the role of a handmaid.
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#49 - Malcolm X: Fully Loaded
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 5
The hired farm hand responsible for "creating" Cabbage Patch Kids gets fired. Find out what crimes a Thanksgiving turkey committed, and was then pardoned for. The final pizza proudly made by a retiring pizza restaurant owner meets an inglorious fate. CD and Zune try to take out Steve Jobs but get in each other's way. Gallagher tries to use a copy of his latest stand-up special with Teddy Ruxpin, but the toy bear isn't having any part of it! Motivational speaker Nicky Passion gives Cobra Commander, Megatron and Skeletor some life advice.
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#50 - Link's Sausages
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 2
A look at what drives Pinky Brewster's punky power. Clarice Starling comes across Multiple Muggs. Skeletor attempts to blow up snake mountain.
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