The BEST episodes written by Dave Thomas

I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me it Ain't
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#1 - I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me it Ain't

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 2

1. Ricardo Montalban School of Fine Acting 2. Sunrise Semester: Ventriloquism with Mr. Wilcox 3. Night School High Q 4. Perma-Lacque Hair Spray 5. Great White North: Mouse in a Bottle 6. You: I'm Taking My Own Head... 7. Video Dinners from Videotech 8. Critic's Corner with Bill Needle: Theatre Beat 9. The Fishin' Musician: The Plasmatics 10. Send $10.00 to BOX 1980 11. Theatre Beat with Bill Needle: I'm Taking My Own Head 12. You: Dr. Bernard Coddle 13. Dusty Towne at Lucifer's Arena 14. My Bloody Hand 15. Cow Malt Liquor 16. SCTV Movie of the Week: Power Play

The Godfather
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#2 - The Godfather

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 6

1. Katharine Hepburn for Twillings Tea 2. The Godfather 3. Great White North: Long Underwear and Backbacon 4. SCTV Special Presentation: 3-D House of Beef 5. Birkney's Diamonds 6. SCTV Movie of the Week: The Vikings and the Beekeepers.

The Corpse at the Convention
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1655 votes

#3 - The Corpse at the Convention

Bones - Season 10 - Episode 5

Evidence points to Dr. Hodgins as the suspect when the Jeffersonian team investigates a murder that occurs during a forensic science convention they are all attending.

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The Master in the Slop
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2061 votes

#4 - The Master in the Slop

Bones - Season 9 - Episode 14

When the Jeffersonian team discovers the body of a renowned but disliked chess master amidst pig slop, Sweets surprises the team with his chess skills and goes undercover in the world of professional chess to find the killer. Cam is being recognized in the "Outstanding Woman of Science" issue of a noted science publication but is hesitant to participate since she does not want to offend Brennan who knows she should be the one to be honored. Meanwhile, much to Brennan's annoyance, Dr. Douglas Filmore, the always sunny Canadian forensic podiatrist fills in as a lab intern.

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The Fancy Gentleman
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7.88
8 votes

#5 - The Fancy Gentleman

Mickey Mouse - Season 4 - Episode 14

After watching a romantic movie, Minnie decides to hire an instructor to teach Mickey how to be a fancy gentleman, but the results are not all that she hoped for.

Polynesiantown
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7.75
4 votes

#6 - Polynesiantown

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 2

1. 5 Neat Guys: Neatest Hits 2. Tim Ishimuni Show 3. Kwallada 4. Message from Prickley: Polynesiantown 5. SCTV Movie Of the Week: Polynesiantown 6. Larry Siegel Talk Show 7. Indira, live at the Ackron Arena 8. Great White North: Traveling and Salaries 9. Brenda Vaccaro for Bren's Genfem Protecteze Pons 10. Sammy Maudlin Show: Drugs and Hollywood 11. The Rosemans 12. Yuri: Getting to Know You 13. Will: The Movie 14. SCTV British Film Festival: Look Back in a Bloody Rage 15. Gerry Todd Show 16. Crazy Hy's: TVs 17. Incredible Cash Contest 18. Crazy Hy's: Satellite Dishes

The Nazi on the Honeymoon
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#7 - The Nazi on the Honeymoon

Bones - Season 9 - Episode 7

While honeymooning in Buenos Aires, Brennan and Booth can't just relax on vacation. So, instead, they decide to help Raphael Valenza, a local detective and huge fan of Brennan's books, solve the murder of a Nazi war criminal whose remains were found in an historic mass grave. Meanwhile, back in Washington, D.C., Hodgins and Angela struggle to take care of Christine.

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Nature's Wonderland
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7.71
7 votes

#8 - Nature's Wonderland

Mickey Mouse - Season 4 - Episode 8

Mickey takes Minnie out on a vacation to visit Nature's Wonderland and the Rainbow Caverns within utilizing an old map, only to find "a big thundering mountain" now stands in its place.

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Touchdown and Out
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7.67
9 votes

#9 - Touchdown and Out

Mickey Mouse - Season 4 - Episode 3

Pete challenges Mickey, Donald, and Goofy to a football game.

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The Shot in the Dark
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7.65
2549 votes

#10 - The Shot in the Dark

Bones - Season 8 - Episode 15

When Brennan is shot while working late at the Jeffersonian lab, she is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. While at the hospital, she struggles with visions of her mother that defy her usual logic. Meanwhile all evidence suggests that Brennan’s attacker may be linked to the Jeffersonian.

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The Caretaker
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7.64
4265 votes

#11 - The Caretaker

The Blacklist - Season 3 - Episode 16

After a State Department official is found dead in Beijing, Red and Liz link the murder to a secret keeper known as "The Caretaker," who maintains an impenetrable safety deposit vault for criminals. Red and Liz work with the task force to find the Caretaker and his collection of lethal and classified secrets. Meanwhile, Tom makes a risky decision, while Liz persists on her quest to find out more about her mother.

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Entombed
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7.60
10 votes

#12 - Entombed

Mickey Mouse - Season 3 - Episode 17

Mickey and Minnie get separated inside a spooky tomb located under the Valley of the Kings in Egypt.

No Money Down
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7.57
7 votes

#13 - No Money Down

Grace Under Fire - Season 2 - Episode 14

Grace and Russell attend a real estate seminar with different objectives: Russell wants a profit, Grace needs material for a school assignment.

Three-Legged Race
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7.50
6 votes

#14 - Three-Legged Race

Mickey Mouse - Season 4 - Episode 7

Mickey and Pete team up to win a three-legged race. The only problem? Everybody else is cheating!

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Year of the Dog
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7.33
6 votes

#15 - Year of the Dog

Mickey Mouse - Season 4 - Episode 13

Mickey’s Lunar New Year feast is placed in jeopardy after a mysterious creature steals the main course.

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Bob Hope in China
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1 votes

#16 - Bob Hope in China

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 4

1. Comment with David Brinkley: Quality Smoke 2. Cooking with Prickley 3. Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium: Rhythm Ace 4. Career Home Study 5. Mr. Science: Coffee 6. Sammy Maudlin Show: Bob Hope in China 7. Taxi Driver with Woody Allen 8. Transmission Difficulty / Program Change 9. What's My Shoesize? 10. Great White North: Parking at Donut Places 11. Taxi Driver with Gregory Peck 12. Lee A. Iacocca's Rock Concert 13. Extreme Close-Up with Dave Thomas 14. The Man Who Would Be King of the Popes 15. Taxi Driver with Sid Dithers 16. The Love Boat: Deerhunter Special 17. Chet Vet, the Dead Pet Remover 18. My Fair Lady 19. Harlett Romances 20. Mel's Rock Pile: Richard Harris 21. Shock Theatre: Early to Bed

Bouncin’ Back to You
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#17 - Bouncin’ Back to You

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 8

1. Gene Shalit Critic’s Special 2. Wrong Side of the Bed with Bill Needle 3. John McEnroe for Coffee 4. Lola Wrap 5. Jake Lamotta’s Raging Bull-B-Q 6. The Fishin’ Musician: The Tubes 7. K-Tel Product Crusher 8. SCTV News: Lola Obituary 9. You: Dr. Saul Reuben 10. Bouncin’ Back to You 11. SCTV Movie Of the Week: The Nobel

The Great White North
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28 votes

#18 - The Great White North

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 9

1. Max Lax Coffee Laxative 2. Bob and Doug Wrap 3. Harry Filth 4. Money Talks with Brian Johns: William Douglas 5. The Johnny La Rue Exercise Show 6. Shakespeare in the Park 7. The Heys of Our Lives 8. SCTV Afternoon Movie: Fantasy Island 9. Anne Murray Super Special 10. PSA: Mental Illness 11. David Susskind Show 12. LaRue Tachi Portable Quadraphonic System 13. Great White North: Ian Thomas 14. Signoff: The National Anthem

Zontar
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#19 - Zontar

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 3

1. PSA: American Orthodontal Group - Dental Floss 2. Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town: G. Gordon Liddy 3. Zontar Wrap 4. Great White North: Short Cuts 5. George Carlin’s Reel Love 6. The D'Annamora Prison Choir - For Lifers Only 7. Farm Film Report: Meryl Streep 8. Don Rickles' Love Is the Greatest Gift God Gave Us....And I Mean that Sincerely 9. SCTV Evening News: Zontar 10. Ted Gordon, Overbooked Attorney 11. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Natalie Cole 12. Tex and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium 13. Poochare Dog Food 14. Money Talks with Brian Johns: Henna Claire Graham 15. Henry Moore for American Express 16. Dr. Schekter

Walter Cronkite’s Brain
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#20 - Walter Cronkite’s Brain

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 4

1. 5 Neat Guys Gold 2. Emergency Caterers 3. Walter Cronkite's Brain 4. Tylenex with Perini Scleroso 5. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Slinky...Toy from Hell 6. Small Town Dick 7. SCTV Movie of the Week: Gangway for Miracles 8. Great White North: Carpets 9. The Merv Griffin Show: The 60's 10. The Pepsi Challenge with Perini Scleroso 11. Pre-Teen World: Rough Trade 12. Carl's Cuts: Head Cheese 13. Slappy 2000 Home Comedy Center 14. Steeplechase 15. Shine Liquid Detergent with Perini Scleroso 16. Sunrise Semester: Screen Acting V with Dr. Tongue and Woody Tobias, Jr. 17. Videodating

SCTV Staff Christmas Party
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#21 - SCTV Staff Christmas Party

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 7

1. Liberace's Musical Tribute to the Holidays 2. SCTV Staff Party 3. Great White North: Beer Nog 4. Fireside Chat: Christmas Message 5. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Neil Simon 6. Frank Incense 7. Neil Simon's Nutcracker Suite 8. Street Beef: Christmas 9. Dusty Towne Sexy Holiday Special

One on the Town
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#22 - One on the Town

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 1

1. Message from Guy: Catch Our Stars 2. High Q 3. The Merv Griffin Show: Arafat, Liberace, Ferigno 4. English for Beginners 5. Dr. Benson Credit Psychiatrist 6. Message from Prickley: The New Season 7. Leave It to Beaver 25th Anniversary Party 8. Great White North: The Best Groups and Doug's Imitations 9. Dan Money 10. One On the Town: Levon Helm 11. Message from Hal Waxberg: Behind the Scenes 12. The $Millionaire 13. 20 Depressing Hits by Connie Franklin 14. Message from Guy: Consultant 15. Commercial: Half Legs 16. Masterpiece Theatre: All the Long-Leggedy Beasties 17. Spray-On Socks 18. Play It Again, Bob

Southside Fracas
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#23 - Southside Fracas

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 3

1. Sunrise Semester: Conversational New Yorkese with Norman Gorman 2. Lola Heatherton In Concert 3. Yellowbelly 4. Speaking of Talk with Lou Jaffe 5. Message from Guy: Illegal Aliens 6. Melvin and Howard 7. Sneak Previews: Empires are a Girl's Best Friend 8. The Point Shave and Haircut from Shickette 9. Dick Cavett 10. The Fracases: Southside Fracas 11. Only for Women: Divorce 12. Great White North: Making Doug Go 13. The Babe Ruth Story 14. Sid Dithers Private Eye 15. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Whispers of the Wolf

Lunchtime Street Beef
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#24 - Lunchtime Street Beef

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 5

1. Tomorrow, Tonight, Today 2. Fillips Milk of Amnesia 3. LaRue Wrap 4. Sunrise Semester: Man's Ability to Imitate with Mr. Wilcox 5. My Life – One More Time 6. SCTV Special Report: The Space Shuttle 7. Phil’s Nails 8. Great White North: Backbacon and Snow Chains 9. Bad Acting in Hollywood with Tom Boslee 10. Biller Hi-Lite 11. Long Distance 12. Lunch Time Street Beef 13. SCTV Movie of the Week: The Grapes of Mud 14. Words to Live By: Rabbi Karlov 15. Sunrise Semester: Faking Orgasms with Dr. Cheryl Kinsey

Moral Majority
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#25 - Moral Majority

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 6

1. Sunrise Semester: Post Natal Exercises 2. Poochare Dog Food 3. Sunbright 4. Message from Guy: Sponsors 5. Moral Majority Wrap 6. The Merv Griffin Show: Return to Mayberry 7. Critics Corner with Bill Needle: The Moral Majority 8. Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town: Counting to 10 9. National Midnight Star 10. The Brooke Shields Show 11. Doorway to Hell: The Man Who Lived in a Box 12. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses 13. Great White North: Stuff that Bugs Us 14. Message from Guy: Pressure Groups 15. Harry's Discount Sex Shop 16. Floyd Robertson for Rolling Hills 17. SCTV News: Floyd's Rehab 18. The Gerry Todd Show 19. Crazy Hy’s: Home Studio 20. Carpets Galore

Pledge Week
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#26 - Pledge Week

SCTV Network 90 - Season 1 - Episode 7

1. Pledge Week 2. Dr. Shekter 3. Farm Film Report 4. Kovak Expert 5. Studio Tour 6. Mel’s Rock Pile: 20th Anniversary Special with Roy Orbison 7. Tracking the Unknown with Edith Prickley 8. Critic's Corner with Bill Needle: RCA Editorial 9. Roy Orbison: Workin' for the Man 10. Fireside Chat: Gun Control 11. Pit Stop Deodorant 12. Great White North: Calculators 13. Hugh Betcha's Short Story Playhouse: The Private Booth 14. O'Henry's Life: The Private Booth

CCCP1
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#27 - CCCP1

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 1

1. Perry Como Still Alive 2. Tammy Bakker for Mayberline Mascara 3. Benny Hill Street Blues 4. Great White North: Economics 5. Way to Go, Woman: Mother Theresa 6. Julius Caesar 7. Today is Moscow 8. Russian Wrap 9. Uposcrabblenyk 10. What Fits into Russia 11. PSA: Uzbecks 12. SCTV Movie Of the Week: The Jazz Singer with Al Jarreau 13. The Cruisin’ Gormet 14. Hey, Giorgy 15. Strelnokoff Vodka 16. Tibor’s Tractor 17. Wet Nurse 18. Eskimo Arts - Two Folon Sale

Doorway to Hell
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#28 - Doorway to Hell

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 5

1. Double Love 2. Great White North: Microwave Ovens 3. SCTV After School Special: Pepi Longsocks 4. Harry's Discount Sex Shop: Harry's Library of Distinction 5. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Bobby and Skip Bittman 6. SCTV Movie of the Week: New York Rhapsody 7. Al Peck's Sanitone Drycleaning 8. Doorway to Hell 9. Hollywood Squares Home Game 10. Message from Guy: Suggestions 11. The Nana Mouskouri Story 12. Fireside Chat: Police Blotter 13. Half Legs

Teacher's Pet
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#29 - Teacher's Pet

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 8

1. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes 2. Give 'Em Hell, Bess 3. Farm Film Report: Brooke Shields and the Boomtown Rats 4. PSA: Video - Use It, Don't Abuse It 5. Great White North: The Great White North 6. Shoot for the Stars with Bill Needle 7. SCTV Movie of the Week: Teacher's Pet 8. SCTV Classics: Ben-Hur 9. Special Offer - Fur from Davy Crockett's Hat 10. The Lone Ranger Show

Midnight Video Special
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#30 - Midnight Video Special

SCTV Network 90 - Season 2 - Episode 9

1. Norman White and the White Scat Chorale 2. Comment with David Brinkley: Music Impersonators 3. Rent-A-Retort/Hire-A-Harpie 4. Sunrise Semester: Lake Monsters with Angus Crock 5. Midnight Video Special 6. All Girl Friday Night Pajama Party 7. K-I-L Ammo 8. Al’s Garage 9. One on the Town: Singles Bars 10. Fireside Chat: Special Announcement 11. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Blood-Sucking Monkeys 12. Great White North: The Space Arm/Snow Routes 13. SCTV Classics: Lust for Paint 14. Fish Police 15. Logos Galore 16. Alfred Hitchcock Presents