The BEST episodes written by Craig Tollifson

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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#1 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Season 3 - Episode 21

Movie Plot: Santa is abducted by martians to bring joy to Mars. On the SOL: The 'bots make their Christmas lists / the Crew performs "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" / Joel looks through his Christmas movie collection / Crow teaches elves about marketing / Joel gives the 'bots presents. In Deep 13: The Mads create a machine that turns good gifts into bad ones / Frank pawns Dr. Forrester's rolex to buy him a watchband. Original film made in 1964.

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Time of the Apes
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#2 - Time of the Apes

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Season 3 - Episode 6

Movie Plot: A Planet-of-the-Apes ripoff with 2 kids being sent to an ape ruled future. On the SOL: Joel plays tee-ball with the 'bots / Joel invents the Cellulite Phone. In Deep 13: Frank presents Miracle-Grow Baby Formula, you can guess what happens. Original film made in 1987.

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