The BEST episodes written by Christine Zander

Alienated
star
8.74
66 votes

#1 - Alienated

Running Wilde - Season 1 - Episode 11

Emmy gets Migo involved when she champions immigrant rights, and this tests Migo's loyalty to Steve as Migo is thrown into the limelight of fame.

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Dial M for Dick
star
7.96
377 votes

#2 - Dial M for Dick

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 5 - Episode 4

The Solomons attend an interactive murder mystery at a mansion, but they don't have a clue that other guests are actors and that the action is scripted.

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Prodigy
star
7.88
1094 votes

#3 - Prodigy

Raising Hope - Season 2 - Episode 1

When Jimmy watches a home video of himself as a thirteen-year-old, he discovers that he was a musical prodigy with a promising career as a singer and pianist until a horrible accident involving a golf putter rendered him talentless. Jimmy recruits Burt, Virginia and Maw Maw to help him rediscover his lost abilities.

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Claude on One Knee
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7.83
6 votes

#4 - Claude on One Knee

Less Than Perfect - Season 2 - Episode 24

Claude nudges Jeb into marrying Lydia in an effort to push her rival out of the office.

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Dick'll Take Manhattan (1)
star
7.78
378 votes

#5 - Dick'll Take Manhattan (1)

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 6 - Episode 4

Dick, Sally and Harry are bourd so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.

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Dick'll Take Manhattan (2)
star
7.76
405 votes

#6 - Dick'll Take Manhattan (2)

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 6 - Episode 5

Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.

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Apple Bong
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7.73
896 votes

#7 - Apple Bong

Nurse Jackie - Season 2 - Episode 4

Jackie supplies a patient with marijuana to ease their pain. Kevin prefers going out with Eddie rather than spending the night with Jackie. Zoey believes she is pregnant.

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Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space
star
7.72
493 votes

#8 - Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 2 - Episode 4

Relationships are in jeopardy: Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting, and Dick suggests that sex will solve their problem; Harry goes on a video blind date; and August tests Tommy's loyalty.

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Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
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7.69
1349 votes

#9 - Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges

Mom - Season 1 - Episode 10

Christy has trouble accepting how much easier life is with Bonnie in the house. Meanwhile, Baxter sets up camp in the driveway.

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Corned Beef and Handcuffs
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7.67
1316 votes

#10 - Corned Beef and Handcuffs

Mom - Season 1 - Episode 12

Christy gets stuck in the middle when Bonnie and Chef Rudy start dating.

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Big Break
star
7.67
12 votes

#11 - Big Break

Loosely Exactly Nicole - Season 1 - Episode 10

With a little help from her friends, Nicole finally catches a break.

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Lonely Dick
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7.66
617 votes

#12 - Lonely Dick

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 1 - Episode 7

Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.

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Everybody Flirts… Sometimes
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7.65
1177 votes

#13 - Everybody Flirts… Sometimes

Raising Hope - Season 1 - Episode 20

When Burt's flirtatious ways are exposed, the entire family begins to experiment with flirting. Jimmy and Sabrina compete to be Barney's favorite employee, Maw Maw gives away her treasures and Virginia is stalked by a coffee shop employee.

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36! 24! 36! Dick! (2)
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7.65
405 votes

#14 - 36! 24! 36! Dick! (2)

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 3 - Episode 15

Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha (Crawford), who's been won over by Harry's simple charms, Dick an

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Dick on One Knee
star
7.62
516 votes

#15 - Dick on One Knee

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 2 - Episode 16

A Frenchman asks Sally to marry him, so he can stay in the country. Sally plans her wedding and assigns duties to the family. Tommy discovers he has a talent for flower arranging and styling. Dick is inspired to discuss marriage with Albright.

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36! 24! 36! Dick! (1)
star
7.61
419 votes

#16 - 36! 24! 36! Dick! (1)

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 3 - Episode 14

Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha [ Cindy Crawford ], who's been won over by Harry's simple charms,

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Kyle MacLachlan/Sinead O'Connor
star
7.60
10 votes

#17 - Kyle MacLachlan/Sinead O'Connor

Saturday Night Live - Season 16 - Episode 1

Sketches include ""George Bush,"" ""Sprockets,"" ""Twin Peaks,"" ""Luther Campbell,"" ""All Things Scottish,"" and ""Frank Sinatra and George Michael"".

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Dick and the Single Girl
star
7.57
491 votes

#18 - Dick and the Single Girl

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 2 - Episode 24

A shy and brainy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realizes why she's attracted to Officer Don: his uniform. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry write a "killer" episode of The X-Files.

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The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2)
star
7.55
311 votes

#19 - The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2)

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 6 - Episode 20

As a result of the manner in which Dick settled his dispute with Liam, the group is ordered home. Of course, there are always loose ends to tie up before a long space trip. Dick wants Mary to accompany them, and Sally decides to instill confidence in Don. They organize a farewell party, and Harry and Tommy decide to charge everything and not worry about being around to pay the bill. They even hire Elvis Costello to sing "Fly Me to the Moon."

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My Daddy's Little Girl
star
7.54
388 votes

#20 - My Daddy's Little Girl

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 3 - Episode 20

Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life, while Harry walks into Rutherford College's vacant radio studio and begins his career as a shock jock.

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I Enjoy Being A Dick
star
7.53
518 votes

#21 - I Enjoy Being A Dick

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 1 - Episode 15

Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.

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A Big Move
star
7.53
143 votes

#22 - A Big Move

The Unicorn - Season 2 - Episode 9

After Wade helps Shannon’s ex-husband find a job, his assistance has unintended consequences for their relationship.

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Zombies and Cobb Salad
star
7.53
1397 votes

#23 - Zombies and Cobb Salad

Mom - Season 1 - Episode 9

When Bonnie loses her job and struggles to keep her life together, Christy tries to get her back on track.

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Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
star
7.52
372 votes

#24 - Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 5 - Episode 10

When the aliens' washer and dryer break down, Harry, Tommy and Sally discover a whole new world at the laundromat: the men flirt outrageously, while Sally becomes the Judge Judy of laundry offences. Meanwhile, Mary suggests that she and Dick expand their social lives by finding another couple to spend time with, and when the other couple starts to avoid them, they assume it is because of Dick's bizarre behavior -- only to discover it's she they don't like.

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The Unicorn and the Catfish
star
7.46
301 votes

#25 - The Unicorn and the Catfish

The Unicorn - Season 1 - Episode 4

When Wade changes the password to his online dating profile because his friends become too involved, Forrest goes to great lengths to keep tabs on him. Also, Grace and Natalie are torn when their favorite romance-themed reality show they watched with their mom returns for a new season.

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Ab-Dick-ted
star
7.46
625 votes

#26 - Ab-Dick-ted

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 1 - Episode 9

Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.

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The Client
star
7.43
194 votes

#27 - The Client

The Unicorn - Season 1 - Episode 16

When Wade lands a job for Denny, a newly divorced, wealthy client, he realizes Denny is only interested in using Wade to meet women. Also, Meg applies her expertise as an accountant to get Wade's finances on track, and Forrest and Delia attempt to clear the tension between them by having an argument.

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Dick-In-Law
star
7.42
465 votes

#28 - Dick-In-Law

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 3 - Episode 4

Dick inadvertently lets a huge skeleton out of Mary's parents' closet when he accompanies her on a trip to see her folks, while Sally adjusts to new closet space when she temporarily moves in with Nina.

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The Wedding
star
7.40
207 votes

#29 - The Wedding

Samantha Who? - Season 1 - Episode 3

Sam attends the wedding of one of her so called friends, only to realize that she forgot that she had been uninvited by the bride earlier.

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Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon
star
7.40
352 votes

#30 - Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 4 - Episode 18

Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.

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Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
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7.39
540 votes

#31 - Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 2 - Episode 10

Sally begins to chafe at her role as the female when Dick invites Mrs. Dubcek and her daughter Vicki for Thanksgiving dinner; but Harry and Vicki hit it off atop the dinner table. Meanwhile, it becomes a true American holiday when Tommy fights with Dick and runs away to a pool hall.

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Happy New Dick!
star
7.38
410 votes

#32 - Happy New Dick!

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 4 - Episode 9

As the New Year approaches, Dick is in despair because he feels he hasn't accomplished anything all year. Meanwhile, Don gives Sally a necklace, then earrings, for Christmas but she wants more. Dick, pondering the significance of New Year's Eve, fears that he's done nothing of consequence in 1998. When he mistakenly thinks it's midnight a few minutes early, he embraces Mary and dances with her in the snow -- a perfect moment that he later realizes was not only his most meaningful act of 1998, but also a lovely way to start 1999. Harry hires Larry and Mrs. DeGuzman to work at Happy Doug's Bar with him, but they're both so dang lazy, he fires them both on New Year's Eve. Officer Don gets upset that Sally takes advantage of his nice-guy nature, and he lays down the law -- her cutesy, little-girl cajoling will no longer work on him. Sally realizes that with her feminine appeal comes a great deal of responsibility for using it benevolently, and she vows to do better in the New Year. Tommy,

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Moms the Word
star
7.33
6 votes

#33 - Moms the Word

Less Than Perfect - Season 3 - Episode 9

Owen's meddlesome mother and her companion visit the office.

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Quitting
star
7.33
15 votes

#34 - Quitting

Loosely Exactly Nicole - Season 1 - Episode 8

Nicole questions her career choice.

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Happy Hour
star
7.32
244 votes

#35 - Happy Hour

The Goodwin Games - Season 1 - Episode 6

Chloe reconnects with a childhood friend who's been in love with her since their school days. Meanwhile, Jimmy sets out to revive his failed country-music career; and Henry unknowingly texts a risqué photo of himself to a former girlfriend.

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Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
star
7.24
442 votes

#36 - Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 4 - Episode 1

Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.

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Ice Cream with Lydia
star
7.17
69 votes

#37 - Ice Cream with Lydia

Less Than Perfect - Season 1 - Episode 2

Claude mistakes dinner plans with Will for a romantic date.

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Claude's Alternative Thanksgiving
star
7.13
8 votes

#38 - Claude's Alternative Thanksgiving

Less Than Perfect - Season 2 - Episode 9

When Claude hosts Thanksgiving, Owen must pretend he is not normal.

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My Dead Friend
star
7.10
67 votes

#39 - My Dead Friend

That '80s Show - Season 1 - Episode 5

The death of Corey's ""friend"" comes back to haunt him. Meanwhile, Sophia concocts a diabolical scheme to steal Katie from Owen. And Margaret's in the money when she scores a rare Beatles album from a homeless man who doesn't know its value.

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School Nurse
star
7.04
1091 votes

#40 - School Nurse

Nurse Jackie - Season 1 - Episode 4

Jackie and Kevin consider enrolling Grace in private school; the stoic Dr. O'Hara must endure the emotional thanks of a boy whose twin brother she saved; Zoey loses a patient for the first time.

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Claude the Heartbreaker
star
6.66
65 votes

#41 - Claude the Heartbreaker

Less Than Perfect - Season 1 - Episode 9

Claude finds difficulty with dating two men simultaneously.

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Nicole vs Veronica
star
6.33
3 votes

#42 - Nicole vs Veronica

Loosely Exactly Nicole - Season 2 - Episode 1

When Nicole’s career starts to take off (sort of), her friendship with Veronica is tested (kind of).

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