The BEST episodes written by Brendon Small
#1 - Those Bitches Tried to Cheat Me
Home Movies - Season 4 - Episode 9
Jason falls for a fifth grader, but he can't get beyond that awkward, initial 'stalking'phase. He asks Brendon for help, but Brendon has bigger problems: after cheating on a test, he's being blackmailed by Jr. Adelberg, Walter and Perry. Melissa, feeling left out, helps Coach McGuirk cheat in traffic school.
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#2 - Dethtroll
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 4
The band plays an ancient song which hasn't been heard in thousands of years which unexpectedly awakens a deadly Nordic lake troll and must compose the world's first death metal lullaby to return the beast to its slumber.
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#3 - The Metalocalypse Has Begun
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 20
Dethklok receives death threats from fans right before the first live performance of Dethwater. Krosier and Ravenwood attempt to take Dethklok out, with the help of an old enemies brother... With the secret army on the horizon waiting for the right moment to strike, will Dethklok make it through this?
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#4 - Bluesklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 14
After a concert that Dethklok didn't perform, but just stood on the stage, they travel to Mississippi to learn about the blues.
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#5 - Psycho-Delicate
Home Movies - Season 4 - Episode 6
Brendon, Jason and Melissa try their hand at a Hitchcock-style thriller. They want to get into a film festival run by a local video store clerk. Coach McGuirk spends all his time at a diner, trying to woo a roller-skating waitress/actress named Fred. Meanwhile, Paula tries to get a refund from her hairdresser.
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#6 - The Wedding
Home Movies - Season 2 - Episode 13
The big day is here: Brendon's dad is marrying his girlfriend. A rash is slowly covering Brendon's body, but otherwise he's doing okay. Paula's friend Stephanie is in town for the wedding and takes a liking to Coach McGuirk.
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#7 - Director's Cut
Home Movies - Season 1 - Episode 6
Jealousy is the order of the day when Brendon faces a creative rival and Coach McGuirk feels threatened by a likeable assistant coach.
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#8 - Definite Possible Murder
Home Movies - Season 4 - Episode 11
Brendon, laid-up in his room with a broken leg, thinks that the man who just moved in next door may be a murderer. McGuirk trains to become a bartender.
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#9 - Guitarmageddon
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 8
The kids ignore the fact that they have no musical experience or talent and decide to start a band, recording their first single, 'Freaky Outie.'At the same time, Duane enters a guitar contest where he will face his archrival, Jimmy Monet.
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#10 - Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee
Home Movies - Season 4 - Episode 10
When Brendon scores a lucky goal in a soccer game, he runs a foul of Cho, the best goalie in the league. Jason thinks Cho's a bully, Melissa thinks he's hot, but Brendon is caught up in the middle of doing nice things for people and changing their lives.
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#11 - It Was Supposed to Be Funny
Home Movies - Season 1 - Episode 7
Melissa is furious with Brendon after he takes artistic liberties with a documentary about her grandfather's life.
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#12 - Identifying a Body
Home Movies - Season 2 - Episode 2
Brendon is doing a good job trying to raise money for the school walk-a-thon, but Coach McGuirk is doing a better job spending it. No worries! Coach's long-lost Uncle Pedro has died and left something for him in his will.
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#13 - Law and Boarder
Home Movies - Season 1 - Episode 12
Faulted for a bike-riding accident, Brendon is ordered by the court to write an essay about breaking the law. The film he makes instead - a smear piece on the drivers who hit him - does not impress the judge.
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#14 - Mordland
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 9
Mordhouse, the home of Dethklok, opens its gates to the public for the first time in celebration of International Dethfan Day. Will the band and their fans make it through the experience? Dethklok find themselves in potential trouble after two Internet geeks threaten to release the band's exclusive, one-time-only, fan song over the internet unless they give in to their demands.
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#15 - Time to Pay the Price
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 10
Brendon, Jason and Melissa get in BIG trouble at school and have to go to a 'scared straight'program at the local prison. Meanwhile, Paula stumbles across a huge pile of the kids' old movies and incredibly, she watches them. What's more, she discovers an odd motif that runs through every film.
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#16 - Performance Klok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 7
Dethklok has a huge fight on stage, which prompts the record label to hire a performance coach to keep the band together. The band falls in love with therapy for all the wrong reasons.
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#17 - Dethcamp
Metalocalypse - Season 4 - Episode 7
Toki goes to rock-and-roll camp and is bullied by other campers. But he soon finds an ally in a former Dethklok guitarist. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Murderface binge on candy and horror movies while Toki is away.
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#18 - Honkey Magoo
Home Movies - Season 4 - Episode 8
Life turns upside-down for Brendon, Jason and Melissa when they find a lost puppy, which Brendon names Honkey Magoo. The hyper puppy quickly runs out of friends after wrecking Paula's house, ruining the kids' movie, chasing off Mr. Lynch's cats and turning Jason's new parakeet against him.
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#19 - Storm Warning
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 9
Coach McGuirk tries to convince Paula to pose as his fiance while his sister visits. Meanwhile, Paula needs to get her novel to her agent before he goes on vacation. On the filmmaking front, the kids try to decide whether they want to make a mockumentary about making a movie or a mock, making-of-a-mockumentary movie or just a movie.
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#20 - Four's Company
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 5
Melissa gets a new French-accented boyfriend, and Brendon and Jason get jealous when her love life starts to interfere with their busy production schedule--and the casting of their Susan B. Anthony biopic. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk transforms into to a social planner.
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#21 - Everybody's Entitled to My Opinion
Home Movies - Season 4 - Episode 1
Brendon begins writing reviews for a movie website called movie-winner-or-weiner.com. Jason and Melissa are excited because Brendon gets passes for all of them to see the premiere of 'All That Violence'. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk wreaks havoc because he's finally got a friend 'on the inside'.
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#22 - The Curse of Dethklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 1
Dethklok hires the world's only six-star chef to cook dinner for them before a show in Norway. They warn him of the Dethklok curse, where every employee they've hired, chefs included, has tragically died. Later, when their new chef is at near-death on life support following an unfortunate helicoptor mishap, the band is forced to make its own meals.
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#23 - Snakes n' Barrels
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 8
Pickles decides to go on a reunion tour with his old band, Snakes 'n' Barrels. The government plots to use a new super-drug to erase Pickles' mind and 'reprogram' him, thereby destroying Dethklok from within.
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#24 - Girlfriendklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 18
Dethklok is asked to host the American Pornography Awards, but Nathan's new controlling girlfriend puts a damper on the situation for the entire band.
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#25 - Dethclown
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 17
Dr. Rockso and Toki's sudden friendship has the rest of Dethklok uneasy.
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#26 - Renaissance
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 6
Brendon, Jason and Melissa are performing the musical 'King Arthur Meets Robin Hood'at a medieval fair organized by Mr. Lynch. Tensions soon arise between the fair and the sci-fi convention next door. Can Brendon bring peace to the warring factions? Also, can Coach McGuirk stay in character as a medieval blacksmith?
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#27 - Happy Dethday (a.k.a. Birthdayface)
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 3
It's Murderface's birthday, and the rest of the band soon are faced with the difficult task of getting him a present. In fact, he actually ends up hating his party until they finally give him their gift.
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#28 - Broken Dreams
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 11
In a suspicious coincidence, Melissa and Jason each break their arms. This may affect the current film in production, but Brendon is also worried that he is dumb, or at the very least, that Melissa is smarter than he is. Meanwhile, McGuirk wants desperately to become a lifeguard.
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#29 - Religionklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 15
Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true calling.
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#30 - Bye, Bye, Greasy
Home Movies - Season 4 - Episode 3
Brendon is chosen to direct the school musical 'Bye Bye Greasy'. Everyone gets involved, including Fenton (lights), Paula (sets), Coach McGuirk (with a special incentive), and Shannon (the school bully who appreciates singing and dancing).
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#31 - Brendon's Choice
Home Movies - Season 1 - Episode 13
After Brendon, Jason and Melissa win first prize in a local film festival, Channel 1 does a story on them; and an offhand remark by the reporter stirs Brendon's curiosity about his father.
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#32 - Dethfam
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 6
Uncomfortable and embarrassed, Dethklok painfully endures while their parents are in town for a visit. They are at first pissed and doubtful when their parents announce the release of the 'Parents of Dethklok' album, but soon realize the depth of their parents' anger. The guys learn an important lesson: there's nothing more brutal in this world than raising children.
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#33 - Dethwater
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 2
Dethklok frontman Nathan Explosion wants the band's next album to be the ultimate smash hit. So, to achieve this goal, he decides to have a recording session locked in a Russian nuclear submarine that is moving through the Mariana Trench - the deepest, darkest location in the Earth's crust itself. How brutal is that?!
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#34 - My Cheatin' Heart
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 7
Brendon has trouble convincing Jason and Melissa to make their latest film backwards, a la 'Memento.' Meanwhile, Brendon is forced to work on his golf game after his dad pressures him into playing a round with an important client. Coach McGuirk gives Brendon some valuable golf advice: cheat.
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#35 - Murdering Outside the Box
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 12
Dethklok has an end of the quarter employee evaluation to find out who has been embezzling from the company. The patronizing evaluation start off with a pep talk and a corporate video that will have audiences and Dethfans alike vying for a spot on the Dethklok payroll.
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#36 - Fat Kid at the Detharmonic (a.k.a. FatKlok)
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 10
Upon learning that they've once again earned too much money over the past year, the band tries to "donate" as much as they can to charity as a tax write-off. The guys also unwisely attempt fatherhood and play a landmark concert with the London Philharmonic Orchestra which ends with a killer laser light show.
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#37 - Stowaway
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 12
The kids decide to run away to Europe and become ex-patriot artists, but find their plan is a little lost at sea. Back home, McGuirk's car breaks down and he has no money to fix it. He asks Tom Wilsonberg, author of 'Starting Early: The New World of Corporate Kids,'for financial advice. Tom's answer? Gambling.
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#38 - Dethecution
Metalocalypse - Season 2 - Episode 1
Dethklok has withdrawn from the public eye, and fan suicide rates are climbing. The US government hatches a plan to bring the band out of hiding and restore world order.
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#39 - Bad Influences
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 3
The camera does add 10 pounds, but so does bingeing on junk food. Brendon and Jason are gaining weight at an alarming rate, so in order break the 'fat-enabling'cycle, they decide never to see each other again.
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#40 - Fanklok
Metalocalypse - Season 4 - Episode 1
Nathan begins dating a hardcore Dethklok fan, against the advice of his bandmates. The rest of Dethklok takes up smoking.
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#41 - Dethkomedy
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 5
Dethklok decides to try their hand at standup comedy in order to avoid burning out on metal. Pickles remains traumatized by a heckler while the rest of the band learns that comedy is all about embracing the hate.
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#42 - Going Downklok
Metalocalypse - Season 4 - Episode 9
The guys spend time on a sub without women, and the conditions quickly deteriorate, prompting Pickles and Nathan to compete for the affections of their producer.
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#43 - Go Forth and Die
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 13
Continually plagued by his stupidity, Nathan Explosion decides to attempt to earn his GED.
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#44 - Hiatus
Home Movies - Season 2 - Episode 3
Believing they are in a creative rut, the kids agree to take a hiatus. Brendon reluctantly agrees to film Duane's band rehearsal and meets Cynthia, an older choreographer. Coach McGuirk and Mr. Lynch plan a trip to Cancun, while Paula is the victim of budget cuts at her school.
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#45 - Snakes n' Barrels II (1)
Metalocalypse - Season 2 - Episode 16
When Pickles discovers through an episode of Where are They Now Now? that Snakes 'N' Barrels has reunited without him for the "SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show", he and the rest of Dethklok travel to Los Angeles to put an end to the atrocity. Part one.
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#46 - Dethdinner
Metalocalypse - Season 4 - Episode 10
As Dethklok hosts the most important dinner of their career, the divvying of album credits, over tagging on social networking sites, and fights over a girl come to head. Can CFO keep their issues in check? Will the record executives forgive them for the past year of mistakes? Or will it be a total, brutal disaster?
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#47 - Dethkids
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 16
Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by over-brutalizing his intentions and actions.
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#48 - Coffins & Cradles
Home Movies - Season 3 - Episode 13
The kids are preparing for Halloween, Linda (Brendon's new stepmother) is preparing to have a baby, and Coach McGuirk is preparing to have the romantic night of his life. Despite all this, no one is prepared when things start to go wrong.
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#49 - Skwisklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 11
Skwisgaar hosts the "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" pay-per-view event to promote sales of his new guitar line, which includes models such as the Skwisarmyatar and the Antfarmatar. The rest of the guys get inspired to also try their hand at endorsement deals. Metal legend King Diamond guest stars as Ronald Von Monoldburg.
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#50 - Mortgages & Marbles
Home Movies - Season 1 - Episode 11
Josie's trip to the hospital inspires the subject of Brendon's extra-credit educational film about the hazards of putting marbles in your nose.
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