The BEST episodes written by Bill Kelsay

Shake Well and Don't Use
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8.29
7 votes

#1 - Shake Well and Don't Use

My Favorite Martian - Season 1 - Episode 35

Tim and Mr. Burns' nephew, Freddie Carson, are in the running for promotion to journeyman reporter at the newspaper. After finding out that Mr. Burns is a gourmet, Martin decides that a way to swing the tide in Tim's favor is to cook Mr. Burns a special meal, one which includes some special Martian condiments. The Martian ingredients however react with the Earth ingredients to cause Mr. Burns to move in slow motion. The effect of the antidote Martin has on hand has the opposite effect of speeding up Mr. Burns' movements. Meanwhile, Freddie arrives on the scene to take Mr. Burns to the airport to meet a newspaper bigwig. Tim and Martin hide Mr. Burns in his catatonic state in the bedroom while Martin works on figuring out the correct antidote to cure Mr. Burns. Freddie, unaware that his uncle is there, shoots himself in the foot in the quest for what he feels is the sure promotion for himself with some disparaging remarks about a certain uncle.

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Super-Duper Snooper
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8.20
10 votes

#2 - Super-Duper Snooper

My Favorite Martian - Season 1 - Episode 24

Mrs. Brown is taking a course on how to be a private detective, and her first assignment is to prepare a dossier on an unsuspecting person. Her choice of subject is Martin. Of course, Martin knows what she's up to, but he is still a bit concerned about her discovering his Martian identity. Mrs. Brown finds Martin's flight log, which is written in Martian, but again Martin is concerned since the uneducated are too dense to know any better. She takes a photograph of it, which Martin is worried she will pass onto authorities, who, when they are unable to decipher it, will suspect him of being a foreign spy. She apparently has mailed the film to her teacher, J. Nathaniel Pierce, who is more shyster than teacher. Martin needs to apprehend the film before Pierce gets a hold of it. At Pierce's office, Martin searches to no avail, and must endure a sales job by Pierce before he finds out that the mailman can't and won't deliver Mrs. Brown's film since she failed to put postage on the package. From there, it's a an easy task of levitation for Martin to get the film and ultimately protect his identity. For Mrs. Brown's own safety, Martin tries to talk her out of taking the course since she will be facing brutish criminals. She heeds his advice: instead of quitting the course however, she decides to protect herself by also taking judo lessons.

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Blood is Thicker Than the Martian
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8.18
11 votes

#3 - Blood is Thicker Than the Martian

My Favorite Martian - Season 1 - Episode 14

Tim's cousin, Harvey, is coming for a visit. The problem is that Harvey would know that Tim has no Uncle Martin. Plus, Tim remembers that Harvey is the biggest mooch in the world. After he arrives, Harvey tells Tim that he wants Tim's help getting a job at The Sun. Making sure Harvey doesn't see Martin becomes a problem. Tim's boss agrees to give Harvey a job. Harvey mentions the high stress of this new job to Tim. After several days, Martin comes up with an idea. He poses as an old newspaper buddy of Tim's looking for a job at a small town paper. Martin talks about the stress of a job at a big town paper and how it caused him to sees things. Martin starts moving things with his levitation finger, causing Harvey to think he's stressed out from his new job. Harvey decides to return home to his old job.

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The Sinkable Mrs. Brown
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8.10
10 votes

#4 - The Sinkable Mrs. Brown

My Favorite Martian - Season 1 - Episode 25

Pete Dudley, a real estate salesman, convinces Mrs. Brown that she should sell her ramshackle of a house, which causes a problem for Tim and Martin, especially in hiding the spaceship. Dudley already has prospective buyers, Edgar and Emily Graham, who would be especially interested in the garage since Mr. Graham wants to make it into a workshop. When the Graham's show up unexpectedly for their first visit, Martin has to hide the spaceship. The only thing he can do is to levitate it with his levitation finger, which even for Martin is difficult due to the ship's large size. They manage to hide the ship long enough for the Graham's visit. Dudley makes Mrs. Brown sign a contract for a $100 advance in commission. After doing so, Mrs. Brown is having second thoughts about selling the house. Martin decides the best avenue to take would be to show the Grahams and Dudley just how ramshackle of a house it is, which he does of course with a little help of his Martian powers. As such, Dudley not only loses the sale, but the Grahams as clients. Martin also gets Mrs. Brown's $100 back for her. And as for Dudley, he decides to leave the real estate game due to some frayed nerves.

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Once Upon a Martian Mother's Day
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8.00
1 votes

#5 - Once Upon a Martian Mother's Day

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 28

On Martian Mother's Day, Martin spots his mother's lookalike.

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Miss Jekyll and Hyde
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7.60
5 votes

#6 - Miss Jekyll and Hyde

My Favorite Martian - Season 1 - Episode 31

Mrs. Brown's niece, Paula Clayfield, comes for visit. A former child prodigy, Paula has always relied on her brains to mask insecurities in her personal appearance. Despite her Plain Jane looks, Paula does have a boyfriend, Dr. Edgar Edgarton (her intellectual equal), with whom she has an "understanding" - they have a commitment to each other shy of a formal engagement. Paula notices Martin's sketches for a space ship, and insists on helping him to refine his design. Later, she also notices in Martin's possession a piece of a Martian alloy (something not available on Earth) to which she states she cannot identify its contents. These probings of course hinder Martin's progress in fixing his space ship as well as his hiding his Martian identity, so Martin asks a reluctant Tim to ask her out to keep her otherwise occupied. After Paula and Tim's first "date", Paula confides to Martin that Tim seems disinterested, which is indeed the case. So to get Tim to ask Paula out again, Martin transforms her into a ravishing beauty without her knowledge. This transformation does the trick on Tim, who continues to take Paula out and eventually asks her to marry him, which convinces her that she can be and is beautiful. Edgar comes for a visit, and after some time he notices the transformation in her appearance, which solidifies their commitment to each other. In the meantime, Paula has accidentally taken Martin's alloy, which she and Edgar are going to get tested. Martin's Martian identity would then be exposed, that is unless Martin and Tim can get the alloy back beforehand.

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Won't You Come Home, Uncle Martin, Won't You Come Home?
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7.25
4 votes

#7 - Won't You Come Home, Uncle Martin, Won't You Come Home?

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 14

Tim's enemies increase rapidly after he basks in Martin's benevolence bulb.

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To Make a Rabbit Stew, First Catch a Martian
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7.00
2 votes

#8 - To Make a Rabbit Stew, First Catch a Martian

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 13

A rabbit eats a Martian vitamin pill - and becomes 6 feet tall.

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Humbug, Mrs. Brown
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7.00
3 votes

#9 - Humbug, Mrs. Brown

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 21

Martin's thrift lessons turn Mrs. Brown into a miser.

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Martin Meets His Match
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7.00
1 votes

#10 - Martin Meets His Match

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 28

Martin summons Leonardo da Vinci for help in fixing his spaceship.

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Tim and Tim Again
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6.50
2 votes

#11 - Tim and Tim Again

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 13

Double trouble - Martin's duplicating machine creates two Tims.

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Lorelei Brown vs. Everybody
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6.00
1 votes

#12 - Lorelei Brown vs. Everybody

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 14

A Martian pill turns Mrs. Brown into a crusading crime-fighter.

My Nut Cup Runneth Over
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6.00
4 votes

#13 - My Nut Cup Runneth Over

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 31

Martin's molecular reassembler turns a squirrel into a human.

Virus M for Martin
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0.00
0 votes

#14 - Virus M for Martin

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 26

Trouble begins when Tim contracts a Martian virus.