The BEST episodes written by Bernie Orenstein

Guard Almighty
star
8.67
3 votes

#1 - Guard Almighty

Cosby - Season 1 - Episode 11

Hilton takes a job as a security guard at a fancy apartment building.

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The Burger Queen
star
8.38
24 votes

#2 - The Burger Queen

What's Happening!! - Season 1 - Episode 6

Dee is selected for a series of TV ads for a burger chain.

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A Little Extra Security
star
8.25
26 votes

#3 - A Little Extra Security

Sanford and Son - Season 4 - Episode 13

After Grady receives an extra Social Security check, he gambles the money away in Las Vegas.

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The Play's the Big Thing
star
8.20
10 votes

#4 - The Play's the Big Thing

What's Happening!! - Season 2 - Episode 7

Roger writes and directs a play that is to be performed with a TV executive in attendance, but casting Rerun as the lead threatens to doom Roger's big opportunity.

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The Birthday Present
star
8.13
53 votes

#5 - The Birthday Present

What's Happening!! - Season 1 - Episode 2

To earn money to buy Mama a birthday present, Roger resorts to playing dice and is accused of shoplifting along with Dwayne and Rerun.

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That Señorita
star
8.00
5 votes

#6 - That Señorita

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 12

Ann gets a lesson in minorities when a sketch that she is in is very offensive to Mexicans.

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One Foot in Your Mouth
star
8.00
4 votes

#7 - One Foot in Your Mouth

Cosby - Season 1 - Episode 6

Hilton's lie to avoid going to a stranger's wedding snowballs on him.

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Donna Pops the Question
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7.97
27 votes

#8 - Donna Pops the Question

Sanford and Son - Season 5 - Episode 8

With another marriage proposal in hand, Donna gives Fred an ultimatum.

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He and She and He
star
7.80
5 votes

#9 - He and She and He

That Girl - Season 2 - Episode 22

Donald is stunned when Ann receives a marriage proposal from a fashion photographer.

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A Limited Engagement
star
7.80
5 votes

#10 - A Limited Engagement

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 16

Donald breaks off his engagement to Ann because of cold feet.

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Super Reporter
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7.75
4 votes

#11 - Super Reporter

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 11

Don is stuck in a ""super Don"" costume when his friends steal his clothes and forget to give them back to him. All before he is to accept an Humanitarian award from the deputy mayor!

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There Sure are a Bunch of Cards in St. Louis (2)
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7.75
4 votes

#12 - There Sure are a Bunch of Cards in St. Louis (2)

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 7

In St. Louis to appear in a play and meet Donald's parents, Ann once again finds that nothing is ever easy.

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The Stand-Ins
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7.71
20 votes

#13 - The Stand-Ins

Sanford and Son - Season 4 - Episode 16

When Fred's friend Bowlegs finds himself a man short for a nightclub engagement, Fred and Lamont must take the stage to help him out.

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The Oddfather
star
7.67
23 votes

#14 - The Oddfather

Sanford and Son - Season 5 - Episode 13

After witnessing a murder attempt, Fred is a target for assassins as he recuperates in a hospital bed.

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The Director
star
7.67
14 votes

#15 - The Director

Sanford and Son - Season 5 - Episode 21

Fred becomes the director of a community theater production starring boxer George Foreman.

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The Surprise Party
star
7.65
36 votes

#16 - The Surprise Party

Sanford and Son - Season 4 - Episode 1

Fred returns from his extended trip to St. Louis but feels unwanted because Grady took better care of the house and Lamont.

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Christmas
star
7.62
26 votes

#17 - Christmas

What's Happening!! - Season 1 - Episode 9

With Mama having to work on Christmas, Roger and Dee have Christmas dinner at Bill's apartment.

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Stag Party
star
7.57
7 votes

#18 - Stag Party

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 21

Donald's friends throw him a stag party - which almost costs him his engagement to Ann.

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Aunt Esther Has a Baby
star
7.57
18 votes

#19 - Aunt Esther Has a Baby

Sanford and Son - Season 6 - Episode 11

When Woody gets drunk just before a visit from the adoption agency, Fred must stand in as Esther's husband.

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Ebenezer Sanford
star
7.56
30 votes

#20 - Ebenezer Sanford

Sanford and Son - Season 5 - Episode 12

Fred plays the role of Scrooge in his dream version of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol".

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Steinberg and Son
star
7.56
23 votes

#21 - Steinberg and Son

Sanford and Son - Season 5 - Episode 5

Fred sues NBC for airing a show called Steinberg and Son, which seems to copy his life exactly but with white Jewish characters rather than black ones.

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Going Out of Business
star
7.54
31 votes

#22 - Going Out of Business

Sanford and Son - Season 4 - Episode 6

With business bad and the tax bill due, Lamont takes a job at a local haberdashery.

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There Sure are a Bunch of Cards in St. Louis (1)
star
7.50
4 votes

#23 - There Sure are a Bunch of Cards in St. Louis (1)

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 6

Ann learns that killing two birds with one stone is almost too much when she goes to St. Louis with Donald to meet his parents and to star in a play. She is convinced that Don's mother hates her and decides that she might be able to turn it around if she were to have a larger, starring role in the play instead of her more modest part.

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Shirley Is a Mother
star
7.50
4 votes

#24 - Shirley Is a Mother

What's Happening!! - Season 2 - Episode 21

With Mama out of town, Raj gets Shirley to babysit Dee but finds himself in trouble for feeding answers to Rerun during a final exam.

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Fred Meets Redd
star
7.45
20 votes

#25 - Fred Meets Redd

Sanford and Son - Season 6 - Episode 15

Fred enters a Redd Foxx look-alike contest.

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Bank on This
star
7.40
27 votes

#26 - Bank on This

Sanford and Son - Season 5 - Episode 3

At the bank to seek a loan to open the Sanford Arms, Fred and Lamont find themselves hostages in a robbery.

The Russians are Staying
star
7.40
5 votes

#27 - The Russians are Staying

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 17

Ann makes friends with a Russian named Nicholai who is a con man sponging off her.

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Fred's Extra Job
star
7.39
16 votes

#28 - Fred's Extra Job

Sanford and Son - Season 6 - Episode 9

To keep Lamont from quitting the business, Fred takes out a loan and must secretly work as a waiter to pay it off.

Dance, Monkees, Dance
star
7.38
8 votes

#29 - Dance, Monkees, Dance

The Monkees - Season 1 - Episode 14

Peter is tricked into signing a lifetime contract with a ballroom dancing instructor.

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The Hawaiian Connection (1)
star
7.36
29 votes

#30 - The Hawaiian Connection (1)

Sanford and Son - Season 6 - Episode 1

A band of jewel thieves lures Fred and Lamont to Hawaii to unwittingly smuggle diamonds off the island.

Sanford and Niece
star
7.33
27 votes

#31 - Sanford and Niece

Sanford and Son - Season 4 - Episode 9

Fred's niece, who closely resembles his late wife, comes to visit.

That Girl's Daddy
star
7.33
3 votes

#32 - That Girl's Daddy

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 9

Lou feels as though he is getting too old, and Ann introduces him to Jeanie, who makes him feel more younger. Ann thinks that he is going to leave her mother when actually he wants to please her.

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You Have to Know Someone to Be Unknown
star
7.33
6 votes

#33 - You Have to Know Someone to Be Unknown

That Girl - Season 1 - Episode 26

Ann reads that a famous producer is looking for an unknown for his play and has Donald put in a good word for her. He tries to tell her that the producer had found his star a long time ago, but she doesn't listen.

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The Hawaiian Connection (3)
star
7.29
17 votes

#34 - The Hawaiian Connection (3)

Sanford and Son - Season 6 - Episode 3

When Fred and Lamont discover stolen diamonds intended to be smuggled to the mainland, the thieves chase them all over Hawaii.

That Script
star
7.25
4 votes

#35 - That Script

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 14

Ann wants film rights to a novel, but the author will not sell. He changes his mind when he sees Ann, and how much she resembles his late wife. His new wife tells Ann that her husband can't write anymore and Ann turns down the movie out of respect for him.

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Aunt Esther Meets Her Son
star
7.21
17 votes

#36 - Aunt Esther Meets Her Son

Sanford and Son - Season 6 - Episode 12

Esther and Woody adopt a teenage boy whose attitude and beliefs don't sit well with Esther.

Ten Percent of Nothing is Nothing
star
7.20
5 votes

#37 - Ten Percent of Nothing is Nothing

That Girl - Season 4 - Episode 15

Ann joins her agent's comedy act in the Catskills, with disastrous results.

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They Shoot Pictures, Don't They?
star
7.20
5 votes

#38 - They Shoot Pictures, Don't They?

That Girl - Season 4 - Episode 24

Donald's film catches a neighbor kissing a mysterious man.

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She Never Had the Vegas Notion (2)
star
7.17
6 votes

#39 - She Never Had the Vegas Notion (2)

That Girl - Season 4 - Episode 13

After Marty tries to trick Ann into believing Donald had married a starlet, Ann and Donald turn the tables on him.

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The Success Story
star
7.16
25 votes

#40 - The Success Story

The Monkees - Season 1 - Episode 6

When Davy's British grandfather visits, the boys try to fool him into believing that Davy is rich.

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Brother, Can You Spare an Act?
star
7.14
24 votes

#41 - Brother, Can You Spare an Act?

Sanford and Son - Season 5 - Episode 6

To help new brother-in-law Rodney, Fred teams up with an old friend to make Rodney's gig as nightclub impresario a success.

Counter Proposal
star
7.14
7 votes

#42 - Counter Proposal

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 1

After four years of dating, Donald finally asks Ann to marry him and presents her with an engagement ring - which he was talked into buying second-hand by a co-worker against his better judgement.

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Julio and Sister and Nephew
star
7.13
25 votes

#43 - Julio and Sister and Nephew

Sanford and Son - Season 4 - Episode 10

When Julio's sister and nephew visit and must stay with the Sanfords, Fred becomes involved with the nephew's problems at school.

She Never Had the Vegas Notion (1)
star
7.00
6 votes

#44 - She Never Had the Vegas Notion (1)

That Girl - Season 4 - Episode 12

Ann gets a job in a show in Las Vegas with an egotistical actor who tries to ruin her relationship with Donald.

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The Pilot (Not the Pilot)
star
7.00
1 votes

#45 - The Pilot (Not the Pilot)

Cosby - Season 2 - Episode 9

Fasten your seat belts. When Griffin tries to back out of a lucrative out-of-state concert gig because of a flying phobia, Hilton vows that he will get Griffin on the plane - no matter what it takes. When the commercial airline is grounded, Hilton calls on an old airline buddy with a private plane, and they're joined by Jack, who volunteers to underwrite the flight. But thanks to Jack, the pilot passes out, and it's up to Hilton to bring the plane down -- safely.

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Fly by Night (1)
star
7.00
5 votes

#46 - Fly by Night (1)

That Girl - Season 4 - Episode 18

Flying to Vermont in a friend's plane, Ann and Donald are forced to endure an emergency landing.

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Soot Yourself
star
7.00
7 votes

#47 - Soot Yourself

That Girl - Season 5 - Episode 23

As a member of an ecology-minded group, Ann is assigned to picket in front of the Newsview Magazine building where Donald works. Donald tries to make amends by inviting his boss to Ann's house for dinner.

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Della, Della, Della
star
7.00
21 votes

#48 - Della, Della, Della

Sanford and Son - Season 5 - Episode 7

An encounter with Della Reese causes Fred to support a political candidate whose opponent is backed by Lamont.

Sanford and Gong
star
6.94
14 votes

#49 - Sanford and Gong

Sanford and Son - Season 6 - Episode 13

Lamont, Fred and Bubba face the music as contestants on The Gong Show.

The Will
star
6.83
14 votes

#50 - The Will

Sanford and Son - Season 6 - Episode 20

Fred draws up his will and holds a reading of it in the living room.