The WORST episodes of Westside
Every episode of Westside ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Westside!
This series tells the story of legendary safe cracker and career criminal Ted West and his fire cracker of a wife, Rita. Combining real events and the rich folklore of the West family and associates, this is rollicking history, and a tempestuous romance, set at a time of great social upheaval.
#1 - All That Impedes Thee From the Golden Round
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/31/2015
Ted West is reunited with his true love, Rita. But she has a secret and he has a lot to prove if he’s to get back on top of his gang and his game...
#2 - Episode 7
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/20/2018
The boys compete for the job of Wolf's best man, Phineas fesses up to Carol, and Sparky plans to send the USS Texas up in flames in the name of love.
#4 - Our Poison'd Chalice
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/21/2015
The matter of the poisoned lamington splits the house of West and leads Ted and Rita to sex, drugs and rock & roll.
#5 - Her Grave, While I'm Dancing on it
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/28/2020
Wolf has a problem he cannot solve, but 'help' is the hardest word; meanwhile, for Rita and Ted, the return of an old friend spells bad news.
#6 - Episode 10
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/14/2016
Ted gets one final crack at the South African money. Meanwhile, Wolf's at war with his parents, and the rest of the country are at war with themselves.
#7 - Episode 3
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/26/2016
Ted goes after a wad of South African cash. A crime close to home has the Wests joining forces with the police and neighbourhood watch.
#8 - Episode 1
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/12/2016
Rita West is reunited with love of her life Ted, but has lost a son. The gloves are off in the war with the Horsemen and there’s a storm in a teacup... actually a whole tea-set.
#9 - Episode 8
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/31/2016
The wives financially support their men, which doesn't go down well, and the Springbok tour divides the gang and the country.
#10 - Episode 9
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/7/2016
Rita's in charge of her first big job and the stakes have never been higher, but can she rely on those closest to her?
#11 - Episode 2
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/17/2017
Lefty is a desperate man and Ted is dragged along for the ride. The gang has to look to the past if they have hopes of a future.
#12 - Episode 7
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/24/2016
Ted and the boys go hunting South Africans while Rita has a mess to sort out with her growing business and an explosive affair.
#14 - Well That’s Not Creepy
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/19/2020
As Wolf deals with failure, Cheryl takes some time out in a place that is like Fiji but not; meanwhile Falani finds an old friend living under a bridge.
#15 - Episode 1
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/10/2017
Rita and Ted return from their holiday to a rude surprise and Wolf gone. Rita distracts herself by waging war on the new neighbours, And Ted is dealt a blow he probably saw coming.
#16 - Episode 2
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/19/2016
Rita helps out a friend from prison and Wolf get an upwardly mobile job. The Springbok tour creates employment opportunities for Ted and there's a swingers' party.
#17 - Instruments of Darkness Tell Us Truths
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/14/2015
Ted and Rita both champion good causes: a disco dancing overstayer and a mouse who needs to roar.
#18 - Episode 9
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/3/2018
Ngaire encounters a familiar face at Cheryl's hen's party while Wolf is lead astray by an old flame at his stag do. Phineas and Bert fight for Carol.
#19 - Episode 5
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2016
It's hectic times for Rita and Ted: a royal wedding, a funeral, forbidden love, a family feud...plus a Nazi.
#20 - Behold – The Miracle Water!
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/2020
Carol and Rita explore alternative therapies; Ted and the lads meet an old friend at a strip club. For Wolf and the boys, things go from bad to worse.
#22 - Episode 6
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/17/2016
Times are changing for Ted. Rita wants to expand her business and keep the peace between father and son. Wolf mixes business with pleasure.
#23 - Episode 4
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/3/2016
Rita's ambitious career path for Wolf hits some bumps. Ngaire has a dangerous liaison and Bert and Falani take on the Springboks alongside the protestors.
#24 - Dire Combustion
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/28/2015
The biggest job yet has explosive consequences for the Wests. Oh, and Wolf has a girlfriend.
#25 - Is't Far You Ride?
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/7/2015
Ted confronts his great white whale, as Rita battles boredom. And a war with the Dallies turns up unexpected opportunities.