The WORST episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras
Every episode of Toddlers & Tiaras ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras!
Showcases the competitive world of pageants for children and gives viewers a glimpse of what a stage mom really is, and the pressures children face all in the name of beauty and trophies.
#1 - Me and My Pet Pageant
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/9/2012
Karley, Kali and twins Alycesaundra and Giavanna bring their pets to compete at the Me and My Pet Pageant.
#2 - Southern Magestic Pageant
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/27/2010
Charlotte, North Carolina brings the heavy hitters into the pageant world, a lot of them coached by the infamous Amber of Amber's Angels. One student, Victoria, 7 is a handful for her grandparents but in the end shines on stage. Another veteran student, Chelsea, 10 pulls out all the stops in her routines to win a crown for her football player boyfriend. Then, huntress and pageant princess Arianna, 5, also counts on her grandmother and props from her pageant trailer to take her routines over the top. These girls with personality plus bring on their best game, but in the end the judges decide who goes home supreme.
Watch Now:Apple TV#3 - Universal Royalty: The Ultimate Showdown
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/15/2011
It's on for the fan-favorite Universal Royalty Pageant. This 80's themed Texas pageant is going to be the Ultimate Showdown between the two most famous girls to hit the pageant stage: MaKenzie and Eden.
Watch Now:Apple TV#4 - Universal Royalty National Pageant
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/27/2009
Everything is big in Texas, especially the stakes at Universal Royalty! In this pageant, mothers and daughters compete against each other to win the title of Ultimate Grand Supreme and $5,000 cash!! The competition is fierce between glitz girl Meaghan Jones and her mother Phyllis, who have no problem admitting they love each other, but would love winning that top prize even more! But mom Tanya Perez has a secret weapon: her husband, David, who is the ultimate pageant dad. And 47-year-old mom Stacey Alley performs a baton routine to make her daughter, Rebecca, proud. Will mom or daughter take home the biggest crown?
Watch Now:Apple TV#5 - Starz-N-Glitz: Stone Age
Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/3/2013
Charli 2, is a DIT (Diva in Training), Savannah, 3 hates pageants and loves hockey, Maddisyn-Rae, 2 loves eating her boogers. At the Queen of the Stone Age pageant in Charlotte, NC, will all 3 girls meltdown or make it to stage, or will their dads save the day?
Watch Now:Apple TV#7 - Dazzling Dreams
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/2/2009
Marmaduke, Arkansas draws a big crowd for the Babes of Summer pageant. Hope, 6, is the local heavy hitter, stepping it up for the fierce competition with a new dress and flipper for the occasion. Also entering the competition is Sara, 4, who takes it to a new level with professional hair and makeup, and the Sprinkle Sisters, who are a triple threat to beat at ages 6, 8 and 10. With $1000 at stake and an expected 179 contestants, can our girls capture the top title amidst the chaos and height of the competition?
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV#8 - Tiny Miss USA
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/30/2009
Mississippi is the host of the Tiny Miss USA pageant. Kragen, 8, has something to prove this time around, vying for the elusive Tiny Miss crown she calls "the one that got away." Competing against her is Mckenzie, 7, a personality the judges just can't overlook and Bayleigh, 5, the natural pageant veteran embarking on her very first glitz pageant. Will Bayleigh's beauty go full glitz? Will Kragen finally get to claim the crown? Or will McKenzie prove to be a contender for the top title? With hundreds of dollars at stake, the competition is sure to bring their best game!
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV#9 - Arizona Gold Coast
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/21/2009
The Gold Coast Pageant chain heads to Arizona where the competition heats up. Glitz girl Charlie, 4, has high expectations of winning big while Samantha, 4, has been preparing herself to step it up to become a top contender. Alyssa, 8, is also entering the pageant with hopes to claim another Gold Coast victory. With pageant royalty in their blood, this family goes to the extreme in order to make a play for the crown. Amidst the tears, mistakes, favoritism allegations and scheduling that is down to the wire it is going to be a tight race with room for only one at the top.
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV#10 - Darling Divas
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/14/2009
Brooklyn, New York is the home of the Darling Divas pageant where your inner diva shines! This pageant is a spectacle of colors with a Mardi Gras theme and a category called "living dolls" where kids can dress up and compete as their favorite doll! Little princess Paige, 4, does some unusual preparation with a chiropractic adjustment. And she really shines on stage thanks to her caviar hair treatment. Kiannah, 6, is so new to pageants that her mom and godmother can't seem to find common ground any of Kiannah's preparation. But it's pageant pro Essence, also 6, who, with the help of her coach, Margie, steals the show with her Mardi Gras and Tina Turner routines!
Watch Now:Apple TV#11 - Southern Glitz Open State
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/3/2010
Louisiana is the home of Christy Cosby, pageant director and coach to the best of the best glitz girls! In her very own pageant, she brings the serious competition. Four-year- old Sadie is full of spunk! But will a music malfunction cost her a top title? Isabella may only be three, but her military mother makes sure every one of her routines is top notch. But the toughest competition just may be Bella, 5, who holds over 25 titles, including EIGHT ultimate grand Supremes! The competition has never been better!
#12 - Gold Coast California Grand State Finals
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/10/2010
This classic pageant system in California never disappoints! Gold Coast is home to some of the best and biggest winners throughout the southwest. This particular pageant is a family affair! Laura, 6, not only brings it with her original pizza tossing talent but shines on stage in a duet with her dad. Diamond, 4, and mom, Jeanene work hard to win over the judges. And then there's Nicole, 5, whose mom, Melissa, and 83- year- old grandma, Virginia all compete to win the crown. It must be their vertical "exercise pole" that gives them all the edge over the rest of the competition!
Watch Now:Apple TV#13 - Universal Royalty National Pageant
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/17/2010
Pageant director Annette Hill outdoes herself once again in Austin, Texas! There is no bigger competition than this $5,000 cash prize pageant, and every kid there wants to win it! Pageant superstar Eden, 4 takes a break from her TV and film appearances to work the stage like never before. She MUST take back her crown from heavy hitter, Taralyn! Hot on Eden's heels is Janene, 5, whose mother Jeannie has made it her pageant mission to beat Eden, even buying one of Eden's old beauty dresses! But the four to five age group needs to look out for veteran Brooke, 9. She's not only beautiful, she's been competing and winning pageants as long as the other girls have been alive!
Watch Now:Apple TV#14 - Gold Coast Las Vegas
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/24/2011
Las Vegas native showgirl in training Desiree, is serious about claiming her hometown title, Kayla may only be three, but has the stage presence of a pageant pro. Kailia, has performing in her blood, as her Vegas performer parents groom her to be a star.
#15 - Hearts and Crowns
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/31/2011
Maddy follows in her mom's glitz pageant footsteps, and even competes in her mom's padded Dolly Parton outfit! 10-year-old Queen teaches her mom the do's and don'ts of high glitz. Madison, keeps her mom on her toes with her unpredictable behavior.
Watch Now:Apple TV#16 - International Fresh Faces Missouri
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/14/2011
The rivalry is ON in Missouri as pageant pros Sydney and Maddison go head to head for the Ultimate Grand Supreme! Still learning the details is Paige, but has the charm of her sweet personality and quirky smile.
Watch Now:Apple TV#17 - Island of Dreams Pageant
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/14/2011
Cadence, 8, has a secret weapon: her sass-talking Pageant Grandma. Two year-old Samara's mom is a tattooed, heavy metal singer. Pageant mom Kelly throws a full glitz fit when she thinks her daughter Natalie, 2, has lost the pageant.
Watch Now:Apple TV#19 - Universal Royalty Christmas
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/12/2012
Ava, 3, Katlyn, 3 and pageant newbie Hailey, 9 compete for the greatest gift of Ultimate Grand Supreme at the Universal Royalty Christmas pageant in Austin, Texas.
#21 - Cheetah-licious Pageant
Season 5 - Episode 29 - Aired 1/30/2013
#22 - International Fresh Faces: Circus Pageant
Season 5 - Episode 30 - Aired 2/6/2013
#23 - West Virginia Walk of Fame
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/5/2009
This West Virginia pageant may be held in a small town, but the Walk of Fame pageant is big time. Hannah, 7, is coming off a two-year hiatus in the pageant world. A girl who would never lose has a lot to prove with her comeback attempt at the top title. Riley, 5, is not your typical pageant girl; she is just as comfortable wrestling as she is parading in her beauty dress. She is still new to the pageant system but is hoping to make an impression on the judges. Jayla, 6, will be sure to shine on stage and she's got a secret weapon, her father, a very invested pageant dad. It's a fight to the finish for the Supreme title in this pageant.
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#25 - Viva Las Vegas
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/19/2011
Gold Coast brings contestants from all over the country for an intense competition at the entertainment capital of the world for their Viva Las Vegas Pageant. Cassidy is back from season two, and competition heats up as only one beauty will be worthy of the High Point title.
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