The WORST episodes of Time Jam: Valerian & Laureline
Every episode of Time Jam: Valerian & Laureline ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Time Jam: Valerian & Laureline!
Valerian comes from the year 2417 and meets Laureline in the year 912. Valerian takes Laureline back to his own time that results in Earth disappearing from the solar system. The couple settle in the galactic capital Point Central and realize they are possibly the only humans left. They begin a new life as space mercenaries and adventurers, exploring the new space-time continuum while at the same time attempting to rediscover the Earth.
#1 - Time Saving
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/17/2007
Valerian and Laureline are hired to transport Drazel eggs to a safe haven. Easy enough, except that whoever hears a Drazel cry is doomed to laugh to death and the babies are due to hatch in 24 hours. Flying a shortcut through the dangerous Route 188 leads to an asteroid collision and the loss of precious time.
#2 - Serving Time
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 12/15/2007
After Valerian foils an assassination of the Aldebaran emperor, he and Laureline track down the fleeing would-be murderer to an ice planet. But they're after no run-of-the-mill assassin. Burgas is Galactic Interpol's most wanted criminal, one who has somehow been around for 700 years!
#3 - A Sign of the Times
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/8/2007
Valerian and Laureline's relationship has hit the skids due to his recklessness, but before he can try to get back in her good graces, Laureline becomes a rising commercial star...albeit one whose strings are pulled by the sinister Vlagos.
#4 - Doing Time...
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/2007
The Tempus Fugit has small technical problems. Valerian is forced to land in a cemetery spacecraft to repair it. Looking for a spare part, he discovered Roger, an android on the run. The latter was built by Dr. Zessel, a mad scientist working for Vlagos. Valerian and Roger are captured and sent to the factory robots professor who took the opportunity to make a clone of Valerian. Sending it to Laureline but all does not go as planned.
#5 - It's Showtime
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 1/16/2008
Valerian and Laureline go undercover in the wild world of 25th century filmmaking to investigate the movie studio of action movie producer Waldoun Boxoff, suspected of passing on top secret info to Vlagos.
#6 - Time of Troubles
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 1/5/2008
Our two heroes are invited to the wedding of Prince Baral and Princess Pirna on Aldebar 3, but a surprise guest shows up...Alcia, Baral's former sweetheart and member of the anti-Vlagos resistance! Which is awkward, and not least because two other guests are Gork Yodol and the Grand Imperator of Vlagos!
#7 - Time Heals All Wounds
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/29/2007
When Valerian and Laureline board the Legenda after a long time away, little do they know that the enigmatic gray-haired man did some “fine-tuning” to the ship. When they take her for a spin, they do a time jump to Earth, 1862, and happen to meet a young Jules Verne!
#8 - Time and Tide
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/1/2007
Valerian and Laureline are hired to locate a data cube containing the recipe for a dish so appealing that whoever cooks it for the god known as Merisarion shall be granted a wish. They do indeed find the cube, but will they even have time to cook with the Quartet of Death on their heels?
#9 - Tea Time
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/24/2007
Mad Dr. Zessel is back with an even more heinous scheme than an android ripoff: He switches the minds of Valerian and Laureline, a disaster when they're on dates with interplanetary ambassadors. Meanwhile, Gork Yodol tries to take over the Galactic Coalition by switching his mind with its chairperson.
#10 - A Matter of Time
Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 2/13/2008
Alcia and her Moonbase resistance members intercept a message from Vlagos at the expense of revealing their own secret location. Pirna's attack destroys the Moonbase, but Alcia and the others successfully pass the info on to Valerian and Laureline, who set out to an unknown planet to foil Pirna's plans.
#11 - Modern Times
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/27/2007
Without money, Valerian and Laureline are reduced to begging in Central Point . Three strange figures appear, they offer them a mission that will pay them enough to be able to repair the engine of the Tempus Fugit . Valerian and Laureline jump at the chance. They travel to Fulbok , a desert planet, to recover the amphora a sacred relic of a vanished civilization. Back in the ship, strange things happen. Valerian and Laureline are projected in an unreal world where past and present are the same.
#12 - Till Time Do Us Part
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/27/2007
The Prince Baral asks for the help of Valerian and Laureline . He sends them on a mission to Bethel , a green world similar to Earth. If the planet is home to a sizable population, it could enter parliament galactic and tip the balance in favor of the Allies against the Vlagos Aldebaran. Our two heroes accept and take part in a convoy of immigrants on the planet Betel . Incognito, they fit in the group to expose the undercover agent Vlagos. This traitor aims to sabotage the operation.
#13 - Any Time
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/17/2007
In wanting to save a Goumoun, a big hairy docile and affectionate quadruped, from a cruel and brutal zoo director, Valerian is bitten by a mad bird. He sinks slowly into madness. No longer recognizing Laureline, it puts their lives at risk. Lauren has 37 hours to find the single existing remedy: the propyniam. Only problem is, this yellow flower, only grows on one place in the galaxy, Podalune, dubbed the world's one hundred thousand trees with branches ... Engaged in this race against time, will Laureline succeed to find this flower before Valerian reaches the final stage of his terrible evil eternal coma? ...
#14 - It's About Time
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 12/15/2007
Valerian and Laureline return to the solar system where Earth once was. They hear weak signals coming from the still-intact moon! After touching down, they discover a Moonbase and inside, archival footage featuring a mysterious gray-haired gentleman who offers a clue as to what happened to the Earth.
#15 - Springtime in Paris
Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 2/6/2008
Valerian is back in Paris, reliving episodes from his youth...but something's wrong. He's confused and has no memories of Laureline. Will he ever be able to return to her or is Valerian forever doomed to be lost in nostalgia?
#16 - A Race Against Time
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 12/22/2007
Valerian and Laureline rescue the stranded Cyrfranu, prince of Aspara. It turns out that he's in the middle of a great space race to determine the new ruler of his planet and when our heroes hear that the villainous Gork Yodol is also a contestant, they're determined to help Cyrfranu win!
#17 - In the Nick of Time
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 1/23/2008
While Valerian takes their ship in for repairs, Laureline journeys to Betel for the wedding of two friends. Unfortunately, Pirna disrupts the festivities by kidnapping Laureline and taking her along on a quest for a regenerative substance that Pirna will use to create an indestructible space armada!
#18 - As Time Goes By
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/24/2007
Valerian and Laureline find themselves on the supposedly vanished Earth, during the Western pioneer era!
#19 - Time Matters
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/20/2007
The year 2417, Galaxity, the capital of Earth. Brilliant student at the Academy Spatio-Temporal, Valerian is assigned his first mission by the intergalactic University of Oxford. He must observe a Norman village in the year 912. Perched on a tree, things escalate when he jumps to the rescue of Laureline , a beautiful damsel in distress. In defiance of the law number 3 of time travel that prohibits changing the past or the future, Valerian saves Laureline from the claws of Tancarville Wilfrid , a cruel local lord. He does not doubt that he is about to change the future of humanity.
#20 - In Time of War
Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 2/20/2008
Prince Baral turns his back on the throne to marry Alcia, but the wedding is interrupted by the attacking Vlagosian armada. Valerian, Laureline and the rest face a losing battle in space, though one of their allies, Klinch, has an idea that can turn it around.
#21 - Time is Up
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/3/2007
The poverty-stricken partners are hired by three members of the strange Shingouz race to track down a “holy vase” on the planet Furbok. It turns out to be a simple task for Valerian and Laureline, but directly afterward, they're plagued by terrible relentless nightmares that are connected to the relic.
#22 - Wrong Time Wrong Place
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/20/2007
In the Year 2417, Earth has mysteriously disappeared and the temporal realm of Tempus Fugit is useless. No longer able to travel through time, Valerian and Laureline decide to go to Central Point , the capital of all known worlds. Once there, they find that nobody has ever heard of the Earth and they are the only representatives of mankind throughout the galaxy. In search of a clue, they meet Prince Baral , spokesman of the Confederation of Aldebaran. On the run, he is pursued by Vlagos. Valerian and Laureline , help him escape.
#23 - In Next to No Time
Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 2/13/2008
Valerian and Laureline embark on a perilous mission to Vlagos in disguise in order to meet up with that world's leader of the resistance and destroy a new weapon of mass destruction that could wipe out the entire galaxy.
#24 - Get With the Times
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 1/30/2008
Valerian and Laureline manage to outmaneuver Denebian space pirates, but at the cost of crash-landing on another planet. Tempers flare when they end up on a desert island, as Valerian can't get used to the utter lack of technology while Laureline, originally from the Middle Ages, feels right at home.
#25 - Payback Time
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 1/16/2008
Criminals Bart and Garp are caught by Valerian and Laureline, but on the way to jail, their ship is hit by a space storm. Suddenly, the whole party time jumps to Earth, the year 912, only moments before Valerian and Laureline first met! Worse, Bart and Garp escape and begin roaming the French countryside!