The WORST episodes of Time Jam: Valerian & Laureline
Every episode of Time Jam: Valerian & Laureline ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Time Jam: Valerian & Laureline!
Valerian comes from the year 2417 and meets Laureline in the year 912. Valerian takes Laureline back to his own time that results in Earth disappearing from the solar system. The couple settle in the galactic capital Point Central and realize they are possibly the only humans left. They begin a new life as space mercenaries and adventurers, exploring the new space-time continuum while at the same time attempting to rediscover the Earth.
#1 - Time is Money
Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 1/30/2008
Valerian and Laureline play detectives on the planet Shingouz, where resources are so scarce, that even drinking water and breathing is taxed. Our heroes set out to discover who is stealing artwork from the galaxy's most famous museum.
#2 - Time Heals All Wounds
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/29/2007
When Valerian and Laureline board the Legenda after a long time away, little do they know that the enigmatic gray-haired man did some “fine-tuning” to the ship. When they take her for a spin, they do a time jump to Earth, 1862, and happen to meet a young Jules Verne!
#3 - Once Upon A Time
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 1/5/2008
Valerian and Laureline return to the rejuvenated planet Ukbar to stop a contamination of creatures...the poison-spewing Schniarfeurs that cause its victims to turn violent. Valerian will have to stop this latest scheme of Vlagos alone, as even his partner, Laureline, has become infected!
#4 - Time of Troubles
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 1/5/2008
Our two heroes are invited to the wedding of Prince Baral and Princess Pirna on Aldebar 3, but a surprise guest shows up...Alcia, Baral's former sweetheart and member of the anti-Vlagos resistance! Which is awkward, and not least because two other guests are Gork Yodol and the Grand Imperator of Vlagos!
#5 - Running Out of Time
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 1/9/2008
The most popular show in the galaxy pits people against deadly creatures, but it's also illegal and there's a big reward for whoever tracks down the source of the transmission. Valerian and Laureline become contestants, but how long can even they last against the most ferocious beasts in the galaxy?!
#6 - It's Showtime
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 1/16/2008
Valerian and Laureline go undercover in the wild world of 25th century filmmaking to investigate the movie studio of action movie producer Waldoun Boxoff, suspected of passing on top secret info to Vlagos.
#7 - Payback Time
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 1/16/2008
Criminals Bart and Garp are caught by Valerian and Laureline, but on the way to jail, their ship is hit by a space storm. Suddenly, the whole party time jumps to Earth, the year 912, only moments before Valerian and Laureline first met! Worse, Bart and Garp escape and begin roaming the French countryside!
#8 - In the Nick of Time
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 1/23/2008
While Valerian takes their ship in for repairs, Laureline journeys to Betel for the wedding of two friends. Unfortunately, Pirna disrupts the festivities by kidnapping Laureline and taking her along on a quest for a regenerative substance that Pirna will use to create an indestructible space armada!
#9 - Starved for Time
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 1/23/2008
As Pirna relentlessly pursues Valerian and Laureline, the Legenda takes a hit and they're forced to make an emergency landing on an unknown planet. Pirna and her minions follow, but then the sleeping planet awakes...and it's hungry.
#10 - Get With the Times
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 1/30/2008
Valerian and Laureline manage to outmaneuver Denebian space pirates, but at the cost of crash-landing on another planet. Tempers flare when they end up on a desert island, as Valerian can't get used to the utter lack of technology while Laureline, originally from the Middle Ages, feels right at home.
#11 - A Long Time Ago
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 12/29/2007
Valerian and Laureline are hoodwinked and kidnapped at a casino, then forcibly sent to Ukbar, a gray desert planet. The only way they'll be able to get home again is by recovering the mysterious stone artifact, Ozel Ran, which contains tremendous energy.
#12 - Time for a Change
Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 2/6/2008
At a market, Valerian buys a holographic star map that supposedly leads to Maya, a lost planet and home to the infinitely wise Gingiks. Valerian goes there with the skeptical Laureline in tow, unaware that they're being tailed by Gork Yodol, who wants infinite wisdom for his own purposes.
#13 - Springtime in Paris
Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 2/6/2008
Valerian is back in Paris, reliving episodes from his youth...but something's wrong. He's confused and has no memories of Laureline. Will he ever be able to return to her or is Valerian forever doomed to be lost in nostalgia?
#14 - In Next to No Time
Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 2/13/2008
Valerian and Laureline embark on a perilous mission to Vlagos in disguise in order to meet up with that world's leader of the resistance and destroy a new weapon of mass destruction that could wipe out the entire galaxy.
#15 - A Matter of Time
Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 2/13/2008
Alcia and her Moonbase resistance members intercept a message from Vlagos at the expense of revealing their own secret location. Pirna's attack destroys the Moonbase, but Alcia and the others successfully pass the info on to Valerian and Laureline, who set out to an unknown planet to foil Pirna's plans.
#16 - A Waste of Time
Season 1 - Episode 36 - Aired 2/20/2008
Prince Baral reveals to the Galactic Council the information that Valerian and Laureline brought back from Planet X-34, indicting Vlagos, but then a report arrives that implicates Baral himself in the murder of a Vlagosian scientist! This is the beginning of the end for the Aldebaran Empire!
#17 - In Time of War
Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 2/20/2008
Prince Baral turns his back on the throne to marry Alcia, but the wedding is interrupted by the attacking Vlagosian armada. Valerian, Laureline and the rest face a losing battle in space, though one of their allies, Klinch, has an idea that can turn it around.
#18 - Long Time No See
Season 1 - Episode 38 - Aired 2/27/2008
With the good guys all driven underground, there's only one thing left for Valerian and Laureline to do: jam through time, and this time, they end up in 19th century Scotland, where they encounter the enigmatic Mr. Albert, who is about to reveal just what happened to the Earth!
#19 - The Test of Time
Season 1 - Episode 39 - Aired 2/27/2008
Valerian and Laureline finally find Earth, but it's not what it used to be! Now in an otherwise uninhabited pocket of the universe, the planet is under the brutal reign of a tryant, Raymond de Tancarville, direct descendant of the man Valerian originally saved Laureline from!
#20 - Only Time Will Tell
Season 1 - Episode 40 - Aired 3/5/2008
Vlagos now rules the crowded part of the galaxy while in the backwater of Earth, Raymond de Tancarville is about to forcibly marry the captive Laureline. Can Valerian pull off a universal two-fer, saving both the partner that he loves and the galaxy that they've left behind?!
#21 - Tea Time
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/24/2007
Mad Dr. Zessel is back with an even more heinous scheme than an android ripoff: He switches the minds of Valerian and Laureline, a disaster when they're on dates with interplanetary ambassadors. Meanwhile, Gork Yodol tries to take over the Galactic Coalition by switching his mind with its chairperson.
#22 - Wrong Time Wrong Place
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/20/2007
In the Year 2417, Earth has mysteriously disappeared and the temporal realm of Tempus Fugit is useless. No longer able to travel through time, Valerian and Laureline decide to go to Central Point , the capital of all known worlds. Once there, they find that nobody has ever heard of the Earth and they are the only representatives of mankind throughout the galaxy. In search of a clue, they meet Prince Baral , spokesman of the Confederation of Aldebaran. On the run, he is pursued by Vlagos. Valerian and Laureline , help him escape.
#23 - Modern Times
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/27/2007
Without money, Valerian and Laureline are reduced to begging in Central Point . Three strange figures appear, they offer them a mission that will pay them enough to be able to repair the engine of the Tempus Fugit . Valerian and Laureline jump at the chance. They travel to Fulbok , a desert planet, to recover the amphora a sacred relic of a vanished civilization. Back in the ship, strange things happen. Valerian and Laureline are projected in an unreal world where past and present are the same.
#24 - Till Time Do Us Part
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/27/2007
The Prince Baral asks for the help of Valerian and Laureline . He sends them on a mission to Bethel , a green world similar to Earth. If the planet is home to a sizable population, it could enter parliament galactic and tip the balance in favor of the Allies against the Vlagos Aldebaran. Our two heroes accept and take part in a convoy of immigrants on the planet Betel . Incognito, they fit in the group to expose the undercover agent Vlagos. This traitor aims to sabotage the operation.
#25 - Time is Up
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/3/2007
The poverty-stricken partners are hired by three members of the strange Shingouz race to track down a “holy vase” on the planet Furbok. It turns out to be a simple task for Valerian and Laureline, but directly afterward, they're plagued by terrible relentless nightmares that are connected to the relic.