The Best Episodes of Three Sheets
Last Updated: Feb 16, 2019
Can you say "I'm buying" in 12 languages? Embark on this international drinking tour with comedian Zane Lamprey who takes you around the world to master the local drinking customs.
#1 - Bangkok
Season 3 - Episode 12
The world must be his oyster, because Zane is spending one night in Bangkok! As he embarks on his Thai adventure, Zane suits up in the king's yellow and hits the town with his new buddy Mee. In this episode, he has a close encounter with an elephant, drinks the Thai version of whiskey and almost gets his companion arrested at a kick boxing match. As he learns the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free, will our favorite host get Thai'd up on this Asian adventure? Find out, when Zane goes Three Sheets to Bangkok. Bangkok is one of Southeast Asia's largest and most vibrant cities. It contains the majority of Thailand's wealth and is ten times bigger than the country's next biggest city. From crowds of people and its famous traffic congestion, to its exciting and fabulous nightlife, there is never a shortage of things to do. And although some bars close at 1am, informal sidewalk bars do stay open all night. Called the gateway to Asia, Bangkok is one town that is just humming with nightlife.
#2 - Barcelona
Season 3 - Episode 10
Zane has been known to hover or a drink or two in his time. Never has this been truer than in Barcelona, where the drinking is seemingly non-stop and Zane sports a killer mustache. In a place where bars are open at 8AM, Zane is quite the early bird. He visits some cava caves, invents a new cocktail and gets scolded for drinking sangria through a straw. Will Zane’s mustache give him the added power he needs to tackle such a booze binge? Find out when Zane goes Three Sheets to Barcelona.
#3 - Las Vegas
Season 3 - Episode 5
Lavish casinos packed with high-stakes tables, relentless desert sun and numerous open bars dishing out complimentary drinks, Zane’s found his heaven: Las Vegas. During his Vegas vacation, Zane ups the ante playing poker with fellow MOJO man Phil Laak, learns some tips about spotting a good wine from a master sommelier and somehow ends up with a mean-looking shiner. Is Las Vegas strong enough to survive Zane’s jaunt in the desert town they call Sin City? Find out, when Zane goes Three Sheets to Las Vegas.
#4 - Hong Kong
Season 3 - Episode 4
In Hong Kong, Zane searches for the power, courage and skill required to survive in the bustling nightlife of the city. During his training, Zane is prescribed booze by a doctor, learns how to fight like a drunken monkey and discovers what angels drink. All this preparation prepares him for his night out in Hong Kong as his meddle is tested when he visits a skyscraper with a bar on every floor. All this and something called fire-cupping, when Zane goes Three Sheets to Hong Kong.
#5 - Lesbos, Greece
Season 4 - Episode 13
It’s the birthplace of Greece’s great spirit of Ouzo. Zane sees how it’s made, and more importantly how it’s consumed with locals – and he finds out about the mysterious science behind why water makes ouzo turn cloudy.
#6 - Ireland
Season 1 - Episode 7
The saying home is where the heart is may be true but in Ireland’s case, home is where Guinness is made! Guinness is the most popular beer in Ireland and the best place to get a Guinness is at the local pub. In Ireland the pub is more than a place to try a true Black & Tan. It’s the heart of Irish culture and the place where people come to swap stories, tell jokes, and enjoy traditional Irish folk music. Ireland welcomes all to experience the traditions of their Island. It isn’t uncommon to hear the Irish toast a new comer with ‘Slainte’ – a toast to good health. So whether you’re enjoying the Irish countryside on vacation or breezing through on business, take some time to enjoy a Guinness and remember that Ireland is yours to discover and enjoy.
#7 - Whistler, Canada
Season 4 - Episode 16
Zane takes to the slopes in Whistler, Canada, where he experiences ski culture and warms himself with local potables.
#8 - Munich
Season 2 - Episode 7
As the capital of Bavaria, Munich is home to the world's biggest keg party, the famous Oktoberfest. Every October thousands make the pilgrimage to this holy land of lager to celebrate beer, pretzels, and lederhosen while rocking out to traditional oompah-pah tunes. While Germans love their beer, they also love the fine engineering of the sports car. The high-velocity autobahn is built for the high-performance vehicles such as the BMW, Mercedes Benz and Audi, which all have their birthplace in the famous city. Buckle up and pace yourself, because Oktoberfest in Munich can be one hell of a ride.
#9 - Philippines
Season 2 - Episode 4
A nation of 7,107 islands straddling the South China Sea and the Philippine Sea, the Philippines is a tropical fusion of native cultures with prevalent Spanish and American influences, along with contributions from China, India and Indonesia. It's a fascinating place, dotted with boisterous, crowded cities, rural seaside villages and active volcanoes. Three centuries of Spanish colonial rule left a lasting imprint on the architecture, food and culture of the Philippines, but native Filipino tradition thrives in locally brewed spirits like Lambanog, a distilled coconut wine made from the sap taken from the flowers of the palm tree. The national delicacy/fabled aphrodisiac, Balut, is fertilized duck embryo, fully developed in the shell, and then steamed, cracked open and consumed. With so many cultures constantly merging, so many cities rapidly changing, and so much natural beauty to behold, The Philippines is an ideal spot for the adventurous traveler.
#10 - Iceland
Season 4 - Episode 14
Zane dies his hair blonde and visits desolate Iceland, where he learns local drinking customs and experiences Nordic culture.
#11 - Amsterdam
Season 4 - Episode 18
Zane (and special guest Steve McKenna) live it up in Amsterdam, traveling to the Red Light district and other local attractions before getting down to serious business... drinking!
#12 - France, Champagne
Season 1 - Episode 4
Despite the Latin origin of its name Campania meaning “plain”, Champagne is home to one of the most glamorous wines in the world – Champagne. This historic province in northeastern France was once the battleground for French invasions and now produces over 280 million bottles of champagne! With so many vineyards a visitor may think they could get dizzy, but no worries, popular belief is that champagne cannot give you a hangover. So lift your glasses and toast! Champagne!
#13 - Mexico, Tequila
Season 1 - Episode 6
Not only is Tequila named after a town in Jalisco, Mexico, it is also the national beverage of Mexico. The key to this town’s charm is the food, music, and you guessed it…Tequila. With less than 35,000 people, the town of Tequila welcomes visitors who come to explore their world famous tequila farms. Not quite sure when to go? Try stopping by during the Mexican National Tequila Fair held every year in Tequila from November 30 to December 12. This is when you’ll find Tequila at its best with parades, charreadas (Mexican rodeos), cock fights, serenades with mariachis, fireworks, and that’s right…Tequila.
#14 - St. Martin
Season 4 - Episode 4
St. Martin From meeting an eccentric winemaker who has the French wine establishment reeling to sampling some traditional local brew, Zane's got it all covered as he treks across multifaceted Cape Town. Of course, there's also the nightlife, which includes eating wild game and meeting up with a local celebrity known for his drinking exploits. Plus, there's Afrikaner firewater known as "Witblits" and lots of other drinks that make this a place with something for just about anyone. Cheers! Gesondheid! Istulo!
#15 - Namibia
Season 4 - Episode 9
Zane's unpredictable adventure leads him to local African firewater, the magic of a drum circle, sand dune adventures and "buffalo milk" when he proves that he really can go Three Sheets to anywhere - even Namibia!
#16 - Czech Republic
Season 2 - Episode 3
The Czech Republic, land of ornate castles and mystical legends, is also the birthplace of Pilsner Beer. Some of the best suds in the world are served up in the traditional beer halls of Prague, the grand and gorgeous capital, alongside hearty slabs of cheese, fatty hunks of meat and dense potato dumplings. In addition to ever-flowing “pivo” (meaning “beer” in Czech), the Czechs also pour a mean glass of absinthe, the infamous wormwood liquor said to induce hallucinations. Every workday in Prague ends with a tall glass of perfectly poured pilsner, drunk in neighborhood pubs and tourist landmarks alike, so kick back, drink up and let it all sink in.
#17 - Venice
Season 2 - Episode 5
Venice continues to enchant and mystify the hopeless romantics who seek to discover its cobblestone streets and ancient waterways. The city's bustling canals, traditional gondolas, ornate palazzos and celebrated art are some of Italy's most valued treasures. Food and wine are at the heart of the city's Italian culture, with its historical vineyards and fine traditional Italian eateries. Their Venetian specialty drink, the Bellini, combines the sweet sting of pear puree and the sparkling tang of Prosecco that livens the senses and gives a true taste of the city's history. All these wonderful pieces come together in the grand piazza of St. Marks Square, where natives and visitors can sit back and enjoy leisure at its best.
#18 - Japan
Season 2 - Episode 2
The Land of the Rising Sun, Japan is a country steeped in tradition and obsessed with modernity. Food and wine are considered high art in Japan, and meals are prepared with a reverence for custom and an utmost attention to detail. The city of Kyoto is, unlike most major Japanese cities, not on the sea. It is also the home to many Buddhist temples, and local cuisine incorporates an amazing variety of vegetables. Sake is Japan's main brew, and Kyoto's Fushimi ward is the second largest area in Japan in terms of sake production. Fushimi is renowned for its pure spring water, which gives its sake a level of distinction that's been appreciated for ages.
#19 - Costa Rica
Season 1 - Episode 2
It’s no surprise that Costa Rica means “rich coast”. With over 19,652 square miles, Costa Rica touches both the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. That’s not the only reason over 3.5 million people call this country home. Costa Rica also boasts one of the highest standards of living of all central American countries. Even crocodiles find a place in this beautiful land. Over 2,500 of the worldwide 15,000 American Crocodiles enjoy the rivers, waterfalls, and rainforests of Costa Rica. Whether it’s the coast or crocodiles, Costa Rica has a natural attraction for people who are ready to enjoy life.
#20 - Lithuania
Season 4 - Episode 3
Zane explores the Eastern European nation of Lithuania, and its ancient drinking customs.
#21 - Chile
Season 3 - Episode 1
In this episode, Zane goes for some pre-drink snacks and discovers that, in Chile, Chilean sea bass is just called sea bass. But that the first of many South American eye-openers. Thirsting for knowledge, he tries a bevy of Chilean wines and beers, hits the streets with a new wingman drinking Pisco, and, by the end of the night, has the lights turned out on him. All this and more, when Zane goes Three Sheets to Chile.
#22 - Wales
Season 1 - Episode 3
Experience a fascinating ancient language, more castles per square mile than anywhere else in the world, and specially brewed beer. In a word, Wales is a land that inspires myths and legends, as well as the only place to conquer the famous Mumbles Mile pub crawl. For a small country, Wales manages to cram quite a bit in.
#23 - Croatia
Season 2 - Episode 1
Croatians are casting off a difficult past and embracing a brand new future as one of Europe's hottest tourist destinations. With miles of breathtaking beaches, a shoreline dotted with medieval castles and some of the most welcoming natives around, Croatia lures travelers who are thirsty for a unique spot. Small villages house traditional distilleries, where wine is still pressed by hand, and ancient cities pulse with drink, song and merriment. Behind fortress walls, homemade grappa and maraska flow, street performers sing, and everybody celebrates another glorious night on the shores of the Adriatic Sea in beautiful Croatia.
#24 - Taipei, Taiwan
Season 2 - Episode 6
Located just off the coast of China, Taipei is strongly influenced by Chinese culture while still maintaining its own identity. Taipei is a big city on a small island where busy streets are clogged with thousands of motor scooters, boisterous drinking games and exotic cocktails. Taiwan is at the frontier of architectural modernity. It boasts the world's tallest skyscraper, Taiwan 101, which houses the world's fastest elevator. Despite all of the modern progression, the seaside traditions of island life are still maintained and celebrated every night when locals gather to eat fresh seafood, drink beer and play wild drinking games. The city's famous Snake Alley is home to mysterious concoctions, curious folk cures and bizarre medicinal wonders. It's an experience unlike any other.
#25 - South Korea
Season 2 - Episode 9
The hectic, vibrant streets of Seoul are teeming with spectacular delicacies and intense intoxicants such as Soju, a tapioca, sweet potatoes and rice based alcohol; the average Korean puts away nearly two bottles of it a day. This strong, clear libation is best served up with the grilled meats and assorted side dishes that comprise the massive Korean barbeque feast. Downtown Seoul welcomes the Soju enthusiast with its strip of outdoor watering holes, where drinking, drinking games and drinking songs are the order of the evening. Seoul dwellers cleanse away the night's excess with a steaming bowl of spicy soup, and you're wise to follow their lead.