The BEST episodes of The Pick-up Artist

Every episode of The Pick-up Artist ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Pick-up Artist!

Eight socially challenged men move in together to compete for the title of Master Pick-Up Artist using skills learned from best-selling author Mystery, a social misfit turned seducer extraordinaire. Along with wingmen Matador and J Dog, Mystery will teach contestants the Mystery Method of turning on the charm to make dream women into realities.

Last Updated: 8/31/2024Network: VH1Status: Ended

9.31

62 votes

#1 - The Master Pickup Artist

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/30/2008

The two remaining contestants' ultimate challenge is to invite a woman into the bedroom.

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8.71

34 votes

#2 - Touchy Subject

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/2/2008

Things get physical when a sexologist asks the contestants to demonstrate their skills.

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8.38

88 votes

#3 - The New Master Pick-Up Artist

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/24/2007

The final two contestants go out on the town for one last competition over the title of Master Pick-Up Artist. During their final showdown, each aspiring guru will mentor a new inept student.

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8.36

90 votes

#4 - A Date With Lingerie

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/10/2007

Mystery throws a lingerie party to teach the contestants listening skills, and a conflict brews between two of the remaining four pupils. For the field test, the contestants must "bounce" a woman to another venue.

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8.03

91 votes

#5 - Coffee Shop - A Female Watering Hole

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/3/2007

The remaining five contestants face their body image issues when Mystery throws a pool party. Later, the aspiring pick-up artists practice their day game, and a fourth contestant is eliminated.

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8.00

91 votes

#6 - How to Get Exotic

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/17/2007

The final three contestants visit a local strip club and learn how to talk to "hired guns." The students are then challenged to pick up "moving targets" on the street. Another contestant is eliminated, bringing the competition down to the final two.

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7.94

33 votes

#7 - Winging It

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/16/2008

The aspiring pick-up artists are challenged to hit on women at a grocery store. They also practice their wingman skills.

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7.91

35 votes

#8 - Shock Treatment

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/12/2008

It's off to Phoenix for season 2 as Mystery is joined by Matador and Tara. the contestants first challenge is to be observed as they approach women inside a nightclub.

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7.85

34 votes

#9 - Friends From Home

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/23/2008

The remaining 3 contestants now have the chance to show what they had learned as they are challenged to teach a friend from home how to pickup chicks in 24 hours.

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7.78

32 votes

#10 - Bikini Models

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/9/2008

The contestants turn on the charm as they are auctioned off for charity; then, they must attempt to pick up bikini models.

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7.72

36 votes

#11 - Kosmo Returns

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/26/2008

Kosmo, the winner of season one, helps the remaining contestants work on their game.

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7.69

91 votes

#12 - The First Kiss

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/27/2007

Mystery's female helpers coach the remaining six contestants on their kissing style, resulting in a challenge determining who is the best kisser. The prize is an earbud allowing one lucky contestant to receive remote coaching from Mystery during this week's field test. The contestants' ability to kiss-close will decide which student gets eliminated.

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7.62

97 votes

#13 - The Game Begins

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/13/2007

The men are given a makeover and taught effective pick-up lines to use on women. Then they are sent to a nightclub to test their new looks and lines. The first student is eliminated.

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7.58

92 votes

#14 - What Girls Like

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/20/2007

For the next challenge, the seven remaining contestants must use their skills to attract a younger crowd--by interacting with a group of preschool girls.

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7.52

94 votes

#15 - Geeks Meet Master

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/6/2007

The men travel to Austin, Texas, and learn the rules of the game. They are sent into a nightclub to demonstrate their current lack of social skills before Mystery and his wingmen show their students how a real pick-up artist does it.

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7.09

35 votes

#16 - The First Test

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/19/2008

Mystery sends the contestants to a bingo parlor to hit on much older women.

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