The WORST episodes of The Patrick Star Show
Every episode of The Patrick Star Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Patrick Star Show!
Patrick Star hosts his very own talk show, with the support of his family.
#1 - Sidekick Search
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/17/2026
Patrick and Squidina hold auditions for a Patrick Show sidekick.
#2 - Retreat!
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2026
Patrick is mistaken for a corporate retreat leader.
#4 - Slumber Party Stars
Season 4 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/10/2026
After Pearl can no longer have a sleepover with Squidina, the Stars throw Squidina a slumber party on their own.
#5 - It's Too Late... With Plankton
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 10/10/2025
When the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies.
#6 - Visiting Vikings
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 10/10/2025
For Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times.
#7 - De-Pat-ment Store
Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 10/24/2025
Patrick fails his way up the corporate ladder at Upturn's mall.
#8 - Rube Tube
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/25/2025
On her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show.
#9 - The Haunting of Flim-Flam House
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/25/2025
Patrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house.
#11 - Mid-Season Finale
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 7/22/2022
The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
#12 - Much Tofu About Nothing
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/21/2024
Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.
#13 - Neptune's Ball
Season 1 - Episode 40 - Aired 4/27/2023
The Star family visit King Neptune's ball and cause antics around the palace.
#14 - Patrick's Alley
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/8/2022
The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience due to budget constraints.
#15 - Safety Worst
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 10/24/2025
After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video.
#16 - In a Space Pickle
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 10/17/2025
Captain Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe.
#18 - At Home, on the Lam
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 7/22/2024
Bunny tries to punish Patrick for chocolate-favored crimes.
#19 - The Star Games
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/27/2023
Patrick hosts a series of unsafe game shows after spraying himself with "Game Show Host in a Can".
#20 - Bubble Bass Reviews
Season 1 - Episode 49 - Aired 7/24/2023
Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
#21 - Host-a-Palooza
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 2/17/2023
Patrick gets injured after an accident, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
#22 - Just in Time for Christmas
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/3/2021
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
#23 - Klopnodian Heritage Festival
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/11/2022
The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
