The WORST episodes of The Patrick Star Show
Every episode of The Patrick Star Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Patrick Star Show!
Patrick Star hosts his very own talk show, with the support of his family.
#1 - It's Too Late... With Plankton
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 10/10/2025
When the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies.
#2 - A Space Affair to Remember
Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 4/18/2023
While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
#3 - Tying the Klop-Knot
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/15/2024
Bunny and Cecil need to get married again.
#7 - Patrick Show Land
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/7/2024
The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home.
#8 - Swaptoberfest
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 12/6/2024
The Star family celebrates the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other.
#9 - Patrickle Jokes
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 12/10/2024
Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory.
#10 - Pat Roast
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 12/12/2024
The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star."
#11 - All Out of Idea Bricks
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 12/16/2024
Patrick and Squidina follow their last idea to bring into RandomLand.
#12 - A Fool Schooled
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 12/18/2024
After discovering that Patrick never finished behavioral training, the family home-schools him.
#13 - Get Ouch
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/20/2024
After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house.
#14 - Day of the Living Dad Jokes
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 12/24/2024
Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse.
#15 - The Haunting of Flim-Flam House
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/25/2025
Patrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house.
#16 - Rube Tube
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/25/2025
On her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show.
#18 - Lil' Past-Cals
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/12/2025
The Kelpbed Kids travel to the future to get their kicking can back.
#19 - Zoo U
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/19/2025
The Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick… at the zoo.
#20 - A Remembrance of Grand-Past
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/19/2025
GrandPat shares his life stories to spoil every movie at the theater.
#21 - Pat-Tathalon
Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/26/2025
The Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote.
#22 - Upturn's Downturn
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/26/2025
After driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family.
#23 - In a Space Pickle
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 10/17/2025
Captain Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe.
#24 - Stare Wars
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 10/17/2025
Patrick and GrandPat have a staring contest to compete for the last lick of a baking spoon.
#25 - Safety Worst
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 10/24/2025
After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video.