The WORST episodes of The Madame Blanc Mysteries

Every episode of The Madame Blanc Mysteries ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Madame Blanc Mysteries!

Antiques dealer Jean solves mysteries and murders in the South of France.

Last Updated: 5/9/2025Network: Channel 5Status: Continuing

7.15

26 votes

#1 - Bad Education

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/3/2025

After night watchman Thomas is assaulted during a break-in at The Ste Victoire library, Jean is determined to find the assailant who also damaged a precious bronze statue.

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7.22

55 votes

#2 - Ocean

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/4/2024

When a marine biologist dies while diving for gold from Judith and Jeremy's boat, Jean is called on to investigate.

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7.22

18 votes

#3 - The Blueprint

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/10/2025

Jean becomes embroiled in a mystery after she is contacted by a couple who believe they possess the original blueprints of the capital city of Malta but are subjected to an attack.

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7.23

61 votes

#4 - Jackal

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/18/2024

When an innocent nanny employed by a single father is shot at the bus stop across the road from La Couronne, a Dickens first edition and threatening letters feed into the tragedy.

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7.25

146 votes

#5 - Episode 1

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/2021

Things take a dark turn for Jean when she discovers that along with her husband, all of their money has disappeared, their shop re-mortgaged to the hilt and the assets pawned off.

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7.29

35 votes

#6 - Inheritance

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/27/2025

After Aunt Fifi is fatally poisoned by mustard gas, Jean discovers that she owned valuables - potentially making Charlie an heir. Jean must uncover Fifi's killer and discover why they're after her inheritance.

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7.31

16 votes

#7 - Antique Antics

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/17/2025

After an antiques TV show presenter dies in mysterious circumstances, Jean is determined to clear the name of her old friend David who becomes implicated in her murder.

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7.32

124 votes

#8 - Episode 3

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2021

Judith and Jeremy throw a 1980s themed 35th wedding anniversary party. Jeremy's brother and sister-in-law, Harry and Cressida, and Judith's sister, Mary attend the party.

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7.37

54 votes

#9 - Duel

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/11/2024

A lifeless body, in possession of a rare diamond-encrusted cufflink, is found with a fencing foil protruding from his chest: a murder that relates to the last-ever duel in Sainte Victoire.

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7.37

83 votes

#10 - Episode 3

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/12/2023

Jean takes centre stage to uncover a deadly family drama when tragedy strikes twice in Sainte Victoire. In 1974, an actress is killed in Sainte Victoire's theatre.

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7.40

80 votes

#11 - Episode 2

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/5/2023

Sainte Victoire Bay glistens in the moonlight. Jeremy had one too many drinks with the boys and Judith orders him to sleep on their cabin cruiser.

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7.40

131 votes

#12 - Episode 2

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/23/2021

When an elderly local believes that a treasure holds the key to finding her missing brother kidnapped by the Nazis in World War II, Jean seeks Dom's help to reunite the siblings.

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7.41

37 votes

#13 - Beach Club

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/20/2025

The CEO of a major company dies after being found at sea with a bag tied over his head and two rare coins placed on his eyes. What is the significance of the coins, and who is the murderer?

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7.41

61 votes

#14 - Fashion

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/25/2024

After trendsetting designer Violet Oliver has a near-fatal fall from a balcony during a fashion show, Jean approaches two potential suspects. But Violet's attempted murder is just the tip of the iceberg...

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7.43

63 votes

#15 - Kidnap

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/1/2024

Judith's friend Nancy is shockingly kidnapped at Judith's surprise birthday party. Soon a photo arrives of Nancy bound with tape, a menacing knife pressed against her neck...

Directors: Dermot Boyd

Writer: Sally Lindsay, Sue Vincent

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7.43

67 votes

#16 - Episode 7

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/9/2023

When Raffy Ozanne is found lying dead in his own perfumery, Cooper falls under suspicion. But who was really behind the killer's clown mask?

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7.43

113 votes

#17 - Episode 4

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/6/2021

A local art collector is left unconscious when robbers steal a rare painting from his home, a very valuable Af Klint. Caron calls upon Jean for her expertise in the investigation.

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7.44

59 votes

#18 - Christmas Special

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/22/2023

Judith and Jeremy have arranged for their friends to attend a murder mystery night at a supposedly haunted hotel, but events take a deadly turn when an actual murder takes place...

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7.45

74 votes

#19 - Episode 5

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/26/2023

Jean is visited by honeymooning friends from England, but all is not going well for the newlyweds, whose happy ever after may be curtailed by a cursed pack of tarot cards.

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7.45

33 votes

#20 - Christmas Special

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/24/2024

After a puppeteer's death on Christmas Eve, Jean suspects foul play and investigates those close to him.

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7.49

87 votes

#21 - Episode 1

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/22/2022

It's Christmas in the beautiful town of Sainte Victoire, lights are twinkling and choirs are singing. Jean is looking forward to spending it with her new friends.

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7.55

75 votes

#22 - Episode 4

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/19/2023

Jean and Dom help Caron solve a murder in a remote country mansion. A mysterious key could hold the solution, but what does it open? Meanwhile, love rolls into town for Gloria.

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7.58

69 votes

#23 - Episode 6

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/2/2023

A musician is found dead with a head injury and a strange symbol drawn on his face. It's up to Jean and Dom to unravel how the victim could have died alone in a locked room.

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7.62

117 votes

#24 - Episode 5

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/13/2021

Caron asks Jean and Dom for help when a valuable relic from the local church is stolen; Niall and Celine cope with complications when Niall's mother visits.

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7.67

9 votes

#25 - Where Eagles Dare

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/24/2025

A man hoping to sell an old, jewelled eagle trinket in Ste Victoire is attacked in an alley by a masked figure, prompting Caron and Jean to investigate his past and the valuable.

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