The WORST episodes of The Lice Mother

Every episode of The Lice Mother ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Lice Mother!

Newly single mum Hannah is determined to get her life back on track. At daughter Floor's new school she quickly becomes involved in the miniature society with its own rules and regulations on playground and parking issues, treats, group chats, crossing guard duties and of course... head lice checking.

Last Updated: 11/27/2024Network: AVROTROSStatus: Ended
Fons de Poel
star
7.03
29 votes

#1 - Fons de Poel

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/24/2019

It's Children's Book Week. While Miss Helma and group 8 feast on gruesome fairy tales, Karel is concerned about the impact of this on his son Philippien. Director Anton makes every effort to arrange a BN'er for the closing party of the Children's Book Week. In the meantime, Hannah and Nancy both give a different interpretation to the reading corner.

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Jesus in your Heart
star
7.07
30 votes

#2 - Jesus in your Heart

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/3/2019

The Ivy is getting ready for Christmas. Hannah coordinates the Christmas dinner of group 4, but hits turbulence due to allergies and dietary requirements. Director Anton and Nancy want to perform the traditional Christmas story with the teachers, but Pyotr-Jan will not stand for that: after all, the Ivy is a public primary school.

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Genocide Hat
star
7.09
32 votes

#3 - Genocide Hat

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/10/2019

Nancy has to arrange someone for the school photos last-minute, so this year friend Anne-Mart is the photographer. She has quite curious ideas that not everyone appreciates. The teachers prepare for a study day, where they learn to give each other positive feedback.

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Short Rounds
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7.10
29 votes

#4 - Short Rounds

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/17/2019

The annual sponsor run is on the doorstep again. This year, director Anton wants to raise more money than the other primary schools in the neighborhood, so he lets concierge Volkert make the circles a bit shorter. The parents in the schoolyard trump each other with which child will collect the most money. In the meantime, Miss Ank has started a crusade against sugar.

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Topper-training
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7.16
32 votes

#5 - Topper-training

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/4/2018

Director Anton is spending more money than he should on his circus fest and now he has a big problem. Ank teaches the children with her “topper-training” method, with surprising results among the parents.

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White Dots
star
7.19
26 votes

#6 - White Dots

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/24/2019

There is a lice breakout in Miss Ank's class. All lice mothers are called up to fluff, because only when everyone is lice-free can the school camp continue. Walter and Kenneth are worried about Mother’s Day: why don’t they get a present as a father? Meanwhile, director Anton receives sad news.

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A Bright Light
star
7.28
36 votes

#7 - A Bright Light

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/25/2018

Its Aprils Fools day and Anton is about to prank everyone , but could the joke be on him this year? The children are assigned Moon, Star, Sun or Rocket designations according to their current learning skills. But not all the parents agree....not at all.....

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A deal is a deal
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7.48
48 votes

#8 - A deal is a deal

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/21/2018

Director Anton meets the new janitor Volkert, an ex-soldier, who is more in control in school than Anton will ever be. Miss Ank decides its time to stop the parents from waving too much to their children and she is making a true effort to stop them.

Harakiri
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7.50
28 votes

#9 - Harakiri

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/31/2019

It is almost Ramadan. Director Anton must keep his promise to Ahmed’s parents and organizes a Ramadan market. Volkert is accused of something, so the schoolyard parents gossip about it. Only Hannah is looking for the truth.

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Seen as a Girl
star
7.55
29 votes

#10 - Seen as a Girl

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/17/2019

Miss Helma is approaching her retirement, so a vacancy will be posted. Miss Ank and Miss Helma are fascinated by applicant Matthis. Walter and Kenneth are worried about Rianne, who suddenly labelled as a trans person. Meanwhile, the boys' toilets are clogged, so everyone has to go to the ladies' rooms.

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Winterklaas
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7.61
38 votes

#11 - Winterklaas

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/11/2018

Director Anton decides that traditional fest of Sinterklaas has had his best days. So he invents a replacement for Sinterklaas, the more modern “Winterklaas” who lives with his polar bears on the Northpole. But not everyone thinks this is a good idea.

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Always those newcomers
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7.63
52 votes

#12 - Always those newcomers

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/14/2018

It's not easy being new in primary school. At least not for Floor's mother Hannah. Hannah has the feeling she just make contact with a brand new species of humans and that's even before she meets Floor's teacher, the singing miss Ank.

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Safety first
star
7.67
33 votes

#13 - Safety first

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/2019

A new school year at The Ivy. Hannah has been promoted to class mother and Juf Ank and her students passed to group 4. Director Anton has invested heavily in a new strategy: The Ivy must become the safest school in the region. He is also delighted by a new student: Ahmed.

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Favorite Teacher
star
7.70
30 votes

#14 - Favorite Teacher

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/7/2019

Miss Helma bids farewell to De Klimop: Nancy and Hannah are in charge of her party. The Cito results keep the parents of group 8 busy, while the parents of group 4 doubt whether De Klimop is the right school for their children.

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Send in the clowns
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7.73
33 votes

#15 - Send in the clowns

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/11/2018

Has Anton gone too far and is he going to be replaced as principal ? Not if miss Ank has something to say about it. Hannah's communication about the end of year circus themed fest, causes confusion with the parents, should they all come dressed up as clowns or not?

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Congratulations on both your birthdays!
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7.74
43 votes

#16 - Congratulations on both your birthdays!

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/28/2018

Its Floors birthday or is it ? Not according to miss Ank, it could have been if her mother Hannah had followed the correct birthday procedure. Also director Anton is all about parent partipicipation-pizza?

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Let them shine
star
7.77
44 votes

#17 - Let them shine

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/4/2018

For the annual parent to teacher conversations, director Anton has a new "let them Shine" method. And student teacher Bobbi is just in time to put it all to practice.

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Spring Fever
star
7.81
36 votes

#18 - Spring Fever

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/18/2018

Ank has to teach sexual education to her class, but because Anton refuses to get her the proper education materials things get kind of confusing. Also Hannas ex-husband Pieter suddenly appears at the school, which has a reaction from Volkert.

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