The BEST episodes of The League of Gentlemen season 3

Every episode of The League of Gentlemen season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The League of Gentlemen season 3!

Bizarre comedy set in the fictional English town of Royston Vasey, whose inhabitants include a transsexual taxi driver, a family obsessed with cleanness that despise masturbation, an apathetic priest, a gypsy who kidnaps women to be his wives and a psychotic couple who runs a local shop for local people. Theme song by Joby Talbot.

Last Updated: 3/29/2024Network: BBC TwoStatus: Ended
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Turn Again Geoff Tipps
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8.53
176 votes

#1 - Turn Again Geoff Tipps

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/2002

Geoff is fired from his job and leaves in an attempt to make it as a stand-up comedian in London. There he runs into the Legz Akimbo team and Mike.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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How The Elephant Got Its Trunk
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8.53
175 votes

#2 - How The Elephant Got Its Trunk

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2002

After a bag is blown out the window of the Charity Shop Vinnie spots it on a country road and sets out in hot pursuit. Papa Lazarou returns and all the series' loose ends are tied up.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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The Medusa Touch
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8.40
176 votes

#3 - The Medusa Touch

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/2002

Regular Cast: Mark as Alvin Steele / Les McQueen Steve as Daddy / Nancy Glass / Barbara [voice] / Anne Hand Reese as Noel Glass / Judith Buckle / Terry Lollard B&B proprietors Alvin and Sunny invite their weekend 'Sexplorers' to join them in a voyage of auto-erotic discovery - although Alvin would prefer to be at the garden centre. But who is the mysterious femme fatale in the dwarf conifers and what is the secret of the fearsome 'Medusa'? The Ending: Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen is having a fag with his wig off in the backyard of the Windermere when the white van comes crashing through the wall, sending tons of bricks down on him...

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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The One-Armed Man is King
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8.37
195 votes

#4 - The One-Armed Man is King

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2002

Lance bribes hospital disc jockey Mike King to arrange an under-the-counter arm transplant. Meanwhile, Glenn and Barry fail miserably in an attempt to recover outstanding debts.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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The Lesbian and the Monkey
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8.37
197 votes

#5 - The Lesbian and the Monkey

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/2002

Tubbs and Edward somehow survive the fire. Paule struggles to adjust to life out of prison when she discovers true love, and Barbara throws a "gender-bender" party.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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Beauty and the Beast (Or, Come into My Parlour)
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8.36
143 votes

#6 - Beauty and the Beast (Or, Come into My Parlour)

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2002

Regular Cast: Mark as Tony / Iris Krell [voice] / Neds / Professor Breastpinch'd Steve as Charlie Hull Reese as Stella Hull / Judee Levinson / Keith Drop CHARLIE & STELLA / MRS LEVINSON: The Hulls' marriage seems to have disintegrated beyond repair and Stella's hooked on playing fruit machines. Meanwhile, Charlie starts working for Judee Levinson at her new beauty salon, the ""Spit and Polish"", doing massages on blindfolded clients, who think it's Judee doing them herself. His healing hands wow the customers, until an old man asks if he can do any ""extras"". Word spreads and the salon is packed with the men of Royston Vasey, blissfully unaware they are being wanked off by Charlie. When Tony comes for one of the ""special massages"", Charlie becomes obsessed with him and falls in love with him, eventually telling Tony he's the masseur with the magic hands. Tony is disgusted and the shit hits the fan: Stella wins big on the fruit machines and jets off overseas, and Judee sacks him.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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