The BEST episodes of The Kids in the Hall season 3
Every episode of The Kids in the Hall season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Kids in the Hall season 3!
Get ready for sketch comedy … Canadian style! The Kids In The Hall are a hilarious sketch comedy troupe. They got their name from a comedian named Jack Benny, who would often end a joke by saying: “I got this from the kids in the hall”, referring to the amateur comedians who would hang around outside his office. KITH was formed in 1984 when McCulloch and McKinney, who had worked together in Calgary as part of a group named the Audience, teamed up with Foley and McDonald’s Toronto-based group, KITH. Thompson officially joined in January 1985. That same year, McCulloch and McKinney were hired as writers for NBC’s Saturday Night Live after a talent scout saw KITH in performance. Significantly, SNL had also been created by Michaels, himself an ex-patriate Canadian living and producing in New York. Still in 1985, Foley appeared in the film High Stakes, and Thompson and McDonald toured with Second City. In 1986, KITH were reunited in Toronto and Michaels finally saw them perform.
#1 - #301
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/1991
Skits: - Stewardesses in Diner (SKBD)(3): they burst in asking if anyone can fly a plane - New Development in the Sauna (DS)(3): steam room talk (Danny Husk) - Bigot Cabbie -- Blue Jays (KM)(3): the Bigot cabbie blames "certain people" when the Blue Jays lose (Bigot Cabbie) - Chicken Lady at Strip Show (all)(3): the freaks attends a strip show and see Rooster Boy (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Slimy MC) - Psycho Cabbie (KSM)(3): same customer, but this cabbie shoots other cars and takes unwanted short cuts (Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie) - Police Department (SMB)(3): 7:36 p.m. West End Mall - they withstand some blatant abuse (Police Department) - Farmers in a Diner (DK)(3): two farmers discuss celebrities - My Pen! (all+J)(3): office worker has his pen taken (Psycho Cabbie) - Police Department (SM)(3): 9:52 p.m. Fellow Lane - they discuss a movie over a dead body (Police Department)
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#2 - #316
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/31/1992
Skits: - Celebrities Scott Thompson Looks Like (S)(3): the celebrities Scott Thompson looks like - One Clearly Insane Person (DK)(3): Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler) - It's a Fact (M)(3): Importance of Cleaning Ears - After-Death Experience (M)(3): Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death experience (Mississippi Gary) - Garbage Man Fan (BKM)(3): man who applauds garbage men - It's a Fact - Looking for Pot (all+PJ)(3): Bower goes searching for pot (Bower, Jocelyn, Satan, Bobby)
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#3 - #311
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/17/1991
Skits: - Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik) - The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage - He's 45 1 (BD)(3): hip guy talks to his son (He's 45) - The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj, Christine) - He's 45 2 (BDK)(3): hip guy and his family (He's 45) - Sexual Harassment of Himself (MKD)(3): trial of the man who acused himself of sexual harassment - He's 45 3 (BK)(3): hip guy's open relationship (He's 45) - Stay Down! (BMKS)(3): Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight (Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend)
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#4 - #314
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/17/1992
Skits: - Poem by the Emperor of Japan 1 (M)(3): the emporer recites a haiku - Gavin's Mother's Funeral (all)(3): Gavin attends his mother's funeral (Gavin, Father, New Mother, Murray) - Poem by the Emperor of Japan 2 (M)(3): another haiku - King of Empty Promises (KDM)(3): the "Will Do" guy borrows a videotape from Lex (Dean, Lex) - Bruce on How to Break Into Show Biz (B)(3): Bruce explains how to break into show business - Appendix Scar of Hate (MDK)(3): man has a disturbing appendix scar (Doctor) - Poem by the Emperor of Japan 3 (M)(3): another haiku - Scott Thompson's Perfect Man (all)(3): Scott describes his perfect man
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#5 - #307
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/1991
Skits: - Live with Mom or Dad? (MDBS)(3): kid has to decide who to live with - Pit of Ultimate Darkness on a Date (KDB)(3): Pit of Ultimate Darkness has a date in a restaurant (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Bruce Lookalike 1 (BD)(3): the guy who thinks he looks like Bruce - Crazy Guy in Waiting Room (SM)(3): crazy guy mocks people in a waiting room - Why Did They Have to Take the Word "Gay"? (M)(3): lady wonders why gays had to use the word "gay" - Bruce Lookalike 2/Dad Died -- Call Mom (KBMD)(3): brothers are told their dad died and they quibble over change (Doctor) - I've Been Kidnapped (all)(3): Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped (Danny Husk, White-Haired Criminal)
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#6 - #310
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/10/1991
Skits: - It's a Fact (-)(3): you can get blood from a stone - Wanna See a Dead Body? (SDBK)(3): man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body in a field (White-Haired Criminal) - Scott's Double 1 (all+P)(3): Scott's double starts misbehaving (Paul Bellini) - Businessmen (BM)(3): Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone (Gerald, Gerald) - Minimum Wage (B)(3): guy complains about minimum wage - Scott's Double 2 (all+P)(3): Scott's double continued - Stereo Bargaining (BD)(3): man bargains in a stereo store (Murray) - It's a Fact (-)(3): uncle lost his job and acts weird - Naval Captain (KSD)(3): the stupid ship captain - It's a Fact (M)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray)
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#7 - #305
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1991
Skits: - But First... (DMKB)(3): Businessmen -- "I'd like to begin the presentation, but first..." - Tanya the Temp Leaves (all)(3): Tanya the temp leaves the office (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson) - Open Letter to Wheel Stealer (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the guy that stole his bike wheel - The Mouse (M)(3): story of a guy's conflict with a mouse (Tucker) - Open Letter to Wheel Stealer Watchers (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel - The Murder Trial (all)(3): guy lies on the stand to get away with murder - Scott Buying Beer (SB)(3): Scott wonders whether he should buy beer for some underage youth
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#8 - #315
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/24/1992
Skits: - Police Department (BM)(3): 9:34 p.m. Welland Park - abandoned potato (Police Department) - Captain Wonderful (DKS)(3): Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the Winged Avenger at their hideout - Don't Call Her 1 (BS)(3): man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend (Brad) - Police Department - Gay Home Alone Outfit (S)(3): Scott explains what gay boys wear when home alone - Businessman that Just Stares (MKD)(3): the party with businessman that just stares unnervingly but has ulterior motives - Don't Call Her 2 (B)(3): man and girlfriend have sex - Exhibition Shirling (all)(3): an exhibition of shirling (Shirling Guy)
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#9 - #317
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/7/1992
Skits: - Flying Pig Remeniscing (all)(3): man remenisces about the Flying Pig (Flying Pig, Guy in Line, Danny Husk) - Her "God" Spot (DKM)(3): dog show organizer wonder about a misprint - The Darcy Pennell Show* with Francesca Fiore (DKS)(3): Francesca Fiore goes on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie (Darcy Pennell, Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) - Son of Flying Pig 1 (MSKB)(3): the son of the Flying Pig shows up (Flying Pig, Guy in Line) - Thank-you letters of Tyrone Bibbens Esquire (SK)(3): Tyrone Bibbens writes thank you letters, because he'll be dead soon - Tanya at a Party 1 (all)(3): Tanya annoys people at a party (Tanya) - Son of Flying Pig 2 (KBD)(3): son of the Flying Pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line) - Tanya at a Party 2 (MD)(3): Tanya the day after the party (Tanya) (over credits)
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#10 - #319
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/21/1992
Skits: - What?!?!? (SB)(3): man wonders about the look his wife gives him - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 1 (KDSB)(3): Hecubus is fired for drinking too much (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Father & Son Thieves (BS)(3): father and son rob a man's house - Darryl on a Date -- Darryl's Momma (MDS)(3): Darryl has a date over and tells his date about his mother (Darryl) - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 2 (DK)(3): Hecubus fired continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Absent-Minded Customer/Scott Thompson's 100th Waiter Sketch (all)(3): an absent minded guy doesn't understand the story/celebration for Scott's 100th Waiter
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#11 - #303
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/1991
Skits: - Asleep on the Job (DS)(2): street worker asleep on the job - Bruce the Small Guy (BD)(3): Bruce wonders how tall he is - Stunned Father (K)(3): father stunned because wife left him -- "a whole lotta milk-a". - The "I Want a Raise" Guy 1 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise - Gimmel-100 Salesmen (BMS)(3): money momentum guys sell Gimmel-100 organs (Money Momentum Guys) - The "I Want a Raise" Guy 2 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise continued - Buddy's Bar -- Tammy the Pop Star (all)(3): Buddy discovers Tammy (Buddy, Tammy)
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#12 - #306
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/1991
Skits: - Police Department 1 (BMS)(3): p.m. Stanfield Park - police find a dead body (Police Department) - Accent Teacher (KM)(3): teacher teaches accents - Making Potato Salad (B)(3): red beehive lady makes potato salad (Myra) - Don't Blame the Clown (SD)(3): clown causes trouble in business meeting (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown) - Drag Revolution (S)(3): drag queens take over - Police Department 2 (BMSD)(3): 10:03 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued (Police Department) - The Phantom of the Warehouse (all)(3): bad boss becomes the legend - Police Department 3 (BM)(3): 10:36 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued (Police Department)
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#13 - #304
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/1991
Skits: - Obnoxious Golf Guy (KD)(3): the obnoxious golf guy tries to make small talk - Those Earrings Are Mine (all)(2): guy tries to explain away his affair (Robert) - Flying Pig 1 (BDKM)(3): the flying pig at the bank line (Flying Pig, Darryl, Guy in Line) - Canada Abandons Monarchy (SM)(2): Queen tries to win back Canada (The Queen, Prince Edward) - Flying Pig 2 (BKS)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line) - Awards Show (all)(3): the movie awards show - Flying Pig 3/Police Department (BM)(3): (Flying Pig, Police Department) - Substitute Axe (DK)(3): ax murderer tries to borrow an ax (Ax Murderer) - Flying Pig 4 (BMK)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
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#14 - #308
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1991
Skits: - Einstein (DK)(3): Einstein insulted by sarcastic painter - Gut Guys (MBK)(3): they guys with big guts at a bar - Wedding Reception 1 (BD)(3): the wedding reception, toasts, etc. - Terrier Song (BK)(3): the Terrier Song (Terrier) - Wedding Reception 2 (MB)(3): wedding reception continued - The "Ascertain" Guy (BD)(3): the guy who can't stop using the word "ascertain" - Wedding Reception 3 (SBK)(3): wedding reception continued - Darryl the Waiter (all)(3): Darryl at his job as waiter (Darryl)
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#15 - #309
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/3/1991
Skits: - Old Lady Falls Down (SKMB)(3): old lady falls down, man takes her oranges (Police Department) - Psychic Artist (DK)(3): Dave's draws a person he has never seen, based only on the sound of his voice - Gavin's Love (all)(3): Gavin falls in love with his babysitter (Gavin, Gavin's mother) - Mr. Heavyfoot Puts on his Pants* (DK)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot) - Buddy's Bar -- Paris (S)(3): Buddy discusses his time in Paris (Buddy) - Street Singers 1 (BM)(3): the street singers sing on the street (Street Singers) - Mr. Heavyfoot Hates the Movie* (D)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot) - Street Singers 2 (all)(3): the street singers in their home (Street Singers)
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#16 - #312
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/3/1992
Skits: - Police Department (BM)(3): 9:33 p.m. Simcoe Park - other careers: opera singer and security guard (Police Department) - Chicken Kabob (all)(3): man chokes on a chicken kabob - Fake Ed McMahon (BDM)(3): man pretends to be Ed McMahon - Police Department (BM)(3): 6:17 p.m. Westfield Ave. - shift's over (Police Department) - Buddy's Bar -- AIDS (S)(3): Buddy talks about AIDS (Buddy) - Wimpy Tea Guy (KM)(3): Mr. Tisane orders some tea (Mr. Tisane) - Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police Department) - Tammy -- The Pickle (all+P)(3): Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory (Tammy, The Queen, Paul Bellini)
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#17 - #302
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/1991
Skits: - Fag! (S)(3): guy coming out of house repeatedly called fag - Sleepwalking 1 (SDB)(3): Brian pretends to be sleepwalking (Fran, Gordon, Brian) - Dog Trainer (KD)(3): guy tries to train his useless dog - Relationship Section (BDK)(3): couples sits in relationship section of restaurant - Painting with Darryl (M)(3): Darryl on his show "Painting with the Inner Child with Darryl" (Darryl) - Sleepwalking 2 (SB)(3): ...later that same night (Fran, Gordon) - Girl Drink Drunk* (DK)(3): businessman addicted to girl drinks
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#18 - #320
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/28/1992
Skits: - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - Bearded Lady Marries (DKM)(3): the bearded lady prepares to get married (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady) - Arrogant Executive (DK)(3): the arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch - Kids in the Hall Kids/Bruce's Regrets (BM)(3): Bruce's regrets at the end of the KITH season (Satan, Mr. Tyzik, Cabbage Head) - Horny Patient (SK)(3): horny man gets examined by a nurse (Nurse Unloop) - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - Spy Models* (SDMK)(3): a film with Francesca & Bruno (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
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#19 - #313
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/10/1992
Skits: - History of Boxing (KD)(3): innovation in the history of boxing - Pizza Shop Lechers (MKD)(3): pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - opera - Sid & Sharisse (BM)(3): Sid wonders if he is too small to love (Sid, Sharisse) - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - desert island - The Agents (SMDB)(3): the agents try to get an actor a gig (Sudelmans) - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - mustache - Bald Man's Horrible Secret (B)(3): bald wig salesman has a horrible secret
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#20 - #318
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/14/1992
Skits: - Old Yeller 1 (all)(3): KITH presents the dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller" - A.T. & Love's Danny Husk -- Porn Star (SD)(3): Danny Husk's Boss confronts Danny about being a porn star (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) - "What If" Guy (BM)(3): man confronts noisy people in restaurant, but runs through alternate versions of reality in his mind - Buddy's Bar -- Drugs (S)(3): Buddy talks about drugs (Buddy) - Old Yeller 2 (all)(3): another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller" - Rod Torfulson's Armada (MBSK)(3): Rod tries to convince the band to change its name (Armada) - Horsey/Old Yeller 3 (DSMK)(3): mother reveals the truth to her daughter about her horsey/dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"