The WORST episodes of The Cockfields

Every episode of The Cockfields ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Cockfields!

Simon nervously prepares to celebrate his 40th birthday by taking his girlfriend Donna back to his childhood home to meet his daffy mum and overbearing stepdad, unaware that his biological father is also keen to elbow in on the fun.

Last Updated: 2/6/2026Network: U&GoldStatus: Ended

6.78

18 votes

#1 - Thursday

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/8/2021

Ray, Sue, Simon and Esther all go to Ventnor. Back at the house Esther has a quiet chat with David asking about his love life and she gives him a few tips.

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7.06

16 votes

#2 - Friday

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/9/2021

Simon and Ray head to the nursing home to see Rose, while Sue and Esther mind Sue's stall at the Craft Fayre together.

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7.06

16 votes

#3 - Saturday

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/10/2021

Simon goes on a bike ride with Larry while Esther spends the day with Sue, fielding questions about the wedding. Esther helps David get ready for his date.

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7.09

66 votes

#4 - Episode 1

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/12/2019

It's Friday and Simon and his new girlfriend Donna arrive on the Isle of Wight to stay with Simon's well-meaning but overbearing family for his 40th birthday weekend celebrations.

7.09

22 votes

#5 - Wednesday

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/8/2021

Simon and Esther are engaged and it's the first day of their budget summer holiday on the Isle of Wight, staying in Sue and Ray's new house.

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7.29

17 votes

#6 - Sunday

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/11/2021

Ray teaches David and Simon how to bowl, while Sue tries to plan for Christmas. Esther's conversation with Lyn leads to a drastic decision.

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7.35

46 votes

#7 - Episode 3

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/14/2019

It's Sunday and Simon's 40th birthday. Preparations for the lunch are in full swing but the stress levels are sky high. Larry and Melissa disrupt the day and Simon shares some big news with Ray.

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7.47

51 votes

#8 - Episode 2

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/13/2019

It's Saturday, the family visit Aunty Rose in the nursing home and have a nose at Alan Titchmarsh's house. Back home, Donna risks everything by suggesting she makes the tea to give Sue a break.

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7.71

14 votes

#9 - Monday

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/12/2021

Simon and Esther decide to keep their news a secret from his parents. Simon and Sue get into an argument at dinner.

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