The WORST episodes of The Café
Every episode of The Café ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Café!
Set in and around a cafe in Weston-Super-Mare run by the generational trilogy of Mary, Carol and Sarah. Acting as the social hub of the seafront town, the café sees all walks of life pass through. Sarah is in her late twenties and has recently returned home from London as she attempts to pursue a writing career. Many of her old school adversaries still live in the area and are frequent visitors to the café. Richard, Sarah's former childhood sweetheart is a care home assistant by day and a musician by night whose feathers are ruffled when fellow class-mate and former love rival, John, now a successful events manager in London, returns to Weston to visit his elderly mother. Chloe is Sarah's oldest friend who works in the local hairdresser and always looks on the bright side of life. Her father, Stan is a frequent visitor to the café due in the most part to his fondness for Carol. Carol, however, has more pressing matters on her mind as Brenda Keily, a local successful entrepreneur, threatens to take her family business away. Also resident in Weston-Super-Mare are Ava, the polish receptionist at the hairdresser, and The Dobsons, regular customers at the café. Other regulars who drop by include 'Big Issue Frank' and Weston-Super-Mare's very own living statue, Keiran.
#1 - Connection Failure
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/31/2013
The internet is down at Cyril's, but it's not the only thing that's struggling to connect as Phil tries to mend a few bridges.
#2 - Stags or Hens
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/28/2013
The wedding is about to take place and emotions are running high as Richard and Ava say their goodbye to their single lives.
#3 - Reap What You Sow
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/4/2013
Extended length hour-long episode to conclude the second series. Everybody gathers for Richard and Ava's wedding.
#4 - Diminishing Returns
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/24/2013
Richard has some important news to share. An unexpected visitor pays Sarah and Carol a visit.
#5 - There's No Place Like Home
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/23/2011
Quiet life in the sleepy seaside town of Weston-Super-Mare, and its even sleepier seafront café, Cyril's, is thrown into a state of mild disarray when a flashy events manager from London comes to visit his ill mother.
#6 - There Were Three in the Bed
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/7/2013
Sarah is looking forward to having a catch-up with Richard, until Ava invites decides to tag along as well. Stan is still stalling about popping the question.
#7 - Out with the Old
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/30/2011
Carol is in a good mood as she presents her new menu, but not all the cafe regulars might not be ready for it. The pub holds its weekly quiz night.
#8 - A Note to Follow
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/7/2011
The excitement starts to mount as the regulars at the cafe prepare for Sing-Along Sound of Music. Carol gets some bad news.
#9 - Fragile, Handle with Care
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/14/2011
Everybody is on tenterhooks wanting to know how Sarah's meeting with the literary agent went. Brenda makes Carol an offer but she has other things on her mind.
#10 - Deal or No Deal
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/21/2011
It's Carol's birthday and she's got a very difficult decision to make.
#11 - Time and Tide
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/14/2013
It's a massive day for Cyril's as Phil gets ready to take the official photograph for the tourist brochure. Chloe makes a surprising discovery.
#12 - Mum's the Word
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/21/2013
Sarah is unable to stop thinking that Richard could be making a mistake marrying Ava. Chloe attempts to decide about whether or not to keep the baby.
#14 - Afternoon Tease
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/23/2011
Sarah is after some literary agents. The Dobsons end up sparking a heated debate about jam and cream. There is something going on with Carol and the cafe.