The WORST episodes of The Birch
Every episode of The Birch ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Birch!
The lives of three teenagers -- Lanie Bouchard, Evie Grayson, and Thurston Polk -- intersect around the presence of a blood-thirsty monster lurking in the woods, The Birch. Sworn to protect the vulnerable wherever she is summoned, The Birch demands a dangerous toll for her services. The teens must grapple with the grim realities of aking her acquaintance -- both as friend and foe.
#5 - Postpartum
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/11/2019
Teenager Lanie Bouchard, finds herself exhibiting disconcerting symptoms after she secretly gives birth to her daughter, Laura. Her adoptive parents planned to keep the pregnancy a secret and raise Laura as Lanie’s sister, but when Lanie sets eyes on her daughter and falls in love, she finds her parents' rules of separation too drastic to abide and decides she’ll do whatever it takes to be near her...
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#6 - Through The Woods
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/11/2019
High school loner, Evie Grayson, finds herself in over her head when she witnesses three teenage local drug dealers commit murder deep in the woods. Brutally threatened into silence, Evie decides to do what no one else in her town of King's Point will do...take the dealers down.
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#7 - Jailbreak
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/31/2019
After Thad’s grizzly death, Lanie finds the house on lockdown as her parents' rules grow increasingly harsh. Dying to connect with her daughter, she takes drastic measures to run away and start over, but her sanctuary is short-lived...
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#8 - Creepy Eve Is The King's Points
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/31/2019
Word has spread of Evie’s potential connection to the deaths of Ryan and Wes, making Evie even more of a social pariah. Returning home to learn that her father has been assaulted by men working for the Polks, Evie decides to pay Thurston a retaliatory visit at his uncle’s shop.
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#9 - She's Coming To Get Us
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2019
After Ryan’s brutal assault the night before, Thurston and Wes pay their friend a visit in the hospital, only to be warned in veiled terms that Evie is coming to hurt them. Shook by their friend's grizzly fate, Thurston devises a plan to deal with Evie...
#11 - Thee Who Breaks Me
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/2019
In an act of desperation to protect against losing the one parent she has left, Evie calls upon the Birch once more.
#15 - Skeletons in the Closet
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/2019
Forced apart from her daughter and thrown back into teenage 'normalcy' at high school, Lanie finds her maternal instincts coming out in bizarre ways. With the situation at home growing increasingly strained, she turns to old sources for strength and purpose...
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Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/23/2021
While Rory continues her quest for revenge against everyone who's wronged her, Evie finds refuge with Jihan, a social worker who believes Evie is a young mother fleeing an abusive relationship. But Jihan's brother, Razi, isn't so trusting...
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#18 - Murphy's Law
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/15/2019
After pleading with Evie to spare Gavin’s life, Thurston is caught by Sebastian and his men. When Thurston comes clean to them about Evie's blood-quest, Sebastian proposes a simple solution to their problems - kill the Graysons.
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