The BEST episodes of Tattoo Nightmares

Every episode of Tattoo Nightmares ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Tattoo Nightmares!

People with bad tattoos seek the help of the best cover-up artists in the business.

Last Updated: 3/6/2024Network: SpikeStatus: Ended
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U-F-OH NO!!
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8.35
17 votes

#1 - U-F-OH NO!!

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/13/2014

Jasmine attempts a major touch-up on an unfortunate celebrity portrait, Big Gus signs up to help a client get rid of the wrong number, and Tommy has flashbacks when an ex-raver begs him to cover-up a past alien encounter.

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Murder Boner
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8.10
10 votes

#2 - Murder Boner

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/4/2014

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Dr. Death
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8.08
12 votes

#3 - Dr. Death

Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/11/2014

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Good Girl Gone Bad
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8.06
35 votes

#4 - Good Girl Gone Bad

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/18/2013

A seemingly innocent suburban girl shows Gus a nasty "F**k the Police" tat, Jasmine tries to turn a horrific demon clown into an angel & Tommy attempts to mend a tattoo so bad it sent a client’s grandfather to his grave.

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Doggie Style
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8.06
18 votes

#5 - Doggie Style

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/29/2014

Tommy goes Renegade as he revamps a dated tattoo of an 80s heartthrob, Jasmine rescues a police officer from a tattoo that's held him hostage.

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Ink Disasters
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8.00
19 votes

#6 - Ink Disasters

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 9/10/2013

Tommy gets a final shot at redemption with Bradley from "Ink Master"; Gus takes on a scarred butterfly; and Jasmine tries to uncover a soldier's secret.

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No One's Bitch
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8.00
11 votes

#7 - No One's Bitch

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/20/2014

Gus helps a mother wanting to leave her bad-ass days behind, Jasmine’s client is ready to grow up and stop being a baby.

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Junk Off My Trunk
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7.93
15 votes

#8 - Junk Off My Trunk

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/11/2014

Jasmine helps her client "smooth" over a mASSive mistake, Gus is tasked with erasing the memory of his client's son, and Tommy hopes to get lucky breaking his client's cursed tattoo gamble.

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Friends Don't Let Friends Tattoo
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7.93
14 votes

#9 - Friends Don't Let Friends Tattoo

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 7/7/2015

Gus needs more than garlic to ward off his client’s crazy past.

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Back In The Saddle
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7.91
11 votes

#10 - Back In The Saddle

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/25/2014

Tommy covers up some sidewalk-chalk inspired ink, a gamer needs Big Gus’s help to reset a bad tattoo from a bad bet, and Jasmine hoists a client back onto the horse after an online dating catastrophe.

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Racist To A Pervert
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7.90
10 votes

#11 - Racist To A Pervert

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/25/2014

Gus takes on one man's plea to escape his perverted past, Jasmine rescues a client who left her last artist barely clinging to life, and Tommy attempts to grant his client's desperate wish to restore his manhood.

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Tribute Trouble
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7.90
59 votes

#12 - Tribute Trouble

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/4/2012

Big Gus tackles a delivery guy’s jacked-up tribute to his ex-wife that he traded for a pizza. Tommy tries to help a distraught southern gentleman with his son’s mixed up initials on his chest and Jasmine revamps a girl’s homemade butterflies that were done in a garage.

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Merry Inkmas
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7.86
14 votes

#13 - Merry Inkmas

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/23/2014

It's the holidays, as Gus ties his client's new ink up with a bow, Tommy tries to freeze out a man's yuletide eggnog disaster, and Jasmine shakes it up when a tough guy drops his drawers hoping for a new Christmas package.

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Cross and Bongs
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7.83
29 votes

#14 - Cross and Bongs

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/8/2014

Tommy gets a reminder of his past; Gus tries to save a client's marriage; Jasmine takes on some disastrous ink.

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The Scrambler
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7.80
20 votes

#15 - The Scrambler

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/27/2013

Jasmine attempts to exorcize an Irish curse that left her client writhing on the side of the road. Tommy tries to erase the scars left behind by a con-man & Gus reaches out to a man shaken by a disturbing carnival tragedy.

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What Would Jasmine Do
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7.80
10 votes

#16 - What Would Jasmine Do

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/18/2014

Big Gus helps a fellow father hit a home-run with some new ink, while Jasmine hopes for a miracle when she is faced with a Bible Belt blooper, and a woman’s mystical mishap forces Tommy to work his magic.

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You've Got Male
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7.79
19 votes

#17 - You've Got Male

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/15/2014

Tommy encounters some obscene ink; Jasmine takes on a mother's mistake from her past; a client stuns Gus with his attempts at removing a tattoo himself.

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Mermaids, Goblins and Snakes Oh My!
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7.78
18 votes

#18 - Mermaids, Goblins and Snakes Oh My!

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 8/18/2015

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Don't Call It a Tramp Stamp
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7.76
119 votes

#19 - Don't Call It a Tramp Stamp

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/27/2012

Big Gus tries to help a young mother put her dark criminal past behind her. Jasmine takes on a horrible tribal done by a famous rockstar that is ruining her client's life and Tommy covers up The Fastest Man in Hollywood’s biggest shame…a floral tramp stamp on his lower back.

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Mama's Boy
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7.75
16 votes

#20 - Mama's Boy

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 8/25/2015

Big Gus encounters a client's green creature sidekick.

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Broke and Branded
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7.73
11 votes

#21 - Broke and Branded

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/9/2014

Tommy has his client's number in his crosshairs as he works to kill some bad ink, while Jasmine helps a beauty expert shine light on her beast of a tattoo, and Gus is double-teamed by a couple hoping to strip away a past mistake.

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Dazed and Confused
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7.67
15 votes

#22 - Dazed and Confused

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/23/2015

A surfer rolls into the shop hoping Tommy can help him say sayonara to an old mistake, while a mother comes to Gus searching for the key to some new ink, and a man wrongly accused needs Jasmine’s help to escape his past.

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Killer Skyline
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7.66
153 votes

#23 - Killer Skyline

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/2012

Gus tackles a horrible L.A skyline tattoo but the pain is too much for his client, Tommy covers a pot leaf that’s ruining a guy’s job prospects, and Jasmine tries to give her client his swag back by inking over an ex’s portrait.

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Couples Therapy
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7.64
56 votes

#24 - Couples Therapy

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/2/2013

A quarreling couple needs Jasmine to erase the stains of their wild past, Tommy tries to help a mom with a horrifying skeleton that scares her son & Gus takes on a unicorn tattoo destroying his client’s fragile manhood.

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Burn Baby Burn
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7.64
148 votes

#25 - Burn Baby Burn

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/20/2012

Jasmine is shocked when her client reveals a burning American flag tattoo that he wants covered. Gus struggles to cover up a rockers biggest tribal embarrassment. Tommy’s client wants a cover up of a tattoo that almost cost him his life.

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