Strangers with Candy

The BEST episodes of Strangers with Candy

Every episode of Strangers with Candy ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Strangers with Candy!

"Hello, I'm Jerri Blank and I'm a 46-year-old high school freshman. For 32 years I was a teenage runaway. I was a boozer, a user, and a loser. My friends were dealers, cons, and 18 karat pimps. But now I'm out of jail, picking up my life exactly where I left off. I'm back in high school, living at home, and discovering all sorts of things about my body. I'm finding out that though the faces have changed, the hassles are just the same."

Last Updated: 8/2/2022Network: Comedy Central
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Blank Relay
star
9.28
39 votes

#1 - Blank Relay

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/21/2000

Jerri joins the track team, but years of hard living have taken their toll on her physique. She turns to supplements of a most dubious nature to improve her performance, and the results surprise everyone at Flatpoint.

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The Goodbye Guy
star
9.08
42 votes

#2 - The Goodbye Guy

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/7/2000

Jerri suffers a devastating loss and can find no sympathy for her grief, though Mr. Jellineck chips in with his special blend of self-important empathy. The Father-Daughter Sack Race plays a pivotal role in this Very Special Episode.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Old Habits/New Beginnings
star
8.35
98 votes

#3 - Old Habits/New Beginnings

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/7/1999

Jerri tries to fit in by mixing up a batch of the drug concoction Glint for Poppy, the most popular girl in school... with mixed results.

Directors: Peter Lauer
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The Blank Page
star
8.27
11 votes

#4 - The Blank Page

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/21/2000

Jerri has a difficult time in Noblet's class when she's asked to read from Moby Dick. When she realizes that cheerleaders get all the guys, plus they're treated with kid gloves in class, she decides to try out for the Donkettes squad. She learns right away that cheerleaders need to know how to spell. Her illiteracy is quickly revealed and Jerri is immediately subjected to complete humiliation.

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To Love, Honor and Pretend
star
8.19
16 votes

#5 - To Love, Honor and Pretend

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/6/2000

Coach Wolf assigns marriages for her students for a class project. Jerri get paired up with Ronnie Leggett. After Jerri finds problems with her new “marriage,” she learns that it is not as easy as she thought it will be. Will Jerri be able to save her “marriage” and her grade?

Directors: Peter Lauer
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The Virgin Jerri
star
7.92
13 votes

#6 - The Virgin Jerri

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/17/2000

Jerri's back out of prison and back to being a freshman at Flatpoint High. . . again. She's determined to be a proper girl, if only that little devil on her shoulder would stop trying to convince her otherwise. Coach Wolf encourages her female students to remain chaste and convinces Jerri that she can reclaim her virginity. All the girls take to wearing ""Never Been Touched"" ribbons with a cherry dangling from them.

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Let Freedom Ring
star
7.81
21 votes

#7 - Let Freedom Ring

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/21/1999

Flatpoint High is up in arms to find out whodunit after someone scrawls a racial slur on the wall.

Directors: Peter Lauer
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The Blank Stare (1)
star
7.79
14 votes

#8 - The Blank Stare (1)

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/19/2000

Feeling rejected by her classmates and abandoned by her family, Jerri is seduced into joining a religious cult.

Directors: Peter Lauer
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Behind Blank Eyes
star
7.77
13 votes

#9 - Behind Blank Eyes

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/24/2000

Jerri falls for Alan, a blind boy at her school with football aspirations. The rest of the team, however, is skeptical about his abilities, but with Jerri's encouragement, Alan rises to the occasion.

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Feather in the Storm
star
7.60
20 votes

#10 - Feather in the Storm

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/28/1999

Jerri finds her calling on the debate team, but can she make it through the dangerous physical training for the big competition?

Directors: Danny Leiner
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Bogie Nights
star
7.57
23 votes

#11 - Bogie Nights

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/14/1999

Jerri falls for a transfer student and later discovers the terrible secret that will keep them apart forever.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
A Burden's Burden
star
7.55
42 votes

#12 - A Burden's Burden

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/14/1999

In order to teach students the responsibility of taking care of a baby, Coach Wolf gives each student a baby.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Blank Stare (2)
star
7.50
12 votes

#13 - The Blank Stare (2)

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/26/2000

After first attempting to stop Jerri from escaping, the leader of the cult realizes how annoying she is and tries to get rid of her, while Principle Blackman, Mr. Noblet and Mr. Jellineck try to rescue her.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Last Temptation of Blank
star
7.50
10 votes

#14 - The Last Temptation of Blank

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/2/2000

Winona Ryder stars as Fran, the coolest girl in school, who makes a bet that she can make Jerri so cool that even Brent Brooks (Paul Rudd) will ask her out.

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To Be Young, Gifted and Blank
star
7.47
17 votes

#15 - To Be Young, Gifted and Blank

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/5/1999

Noblet discovers that Jerri is a violin prodigy and ruthlessly grooms her to become the star he always wanted to be.

Directors: Dan Dinello
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Is My Daddy Crazy?
star
7.46
13 votes

#16 - Is My Daddy Crazy?

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/14/2000

Jerri's new daddy Stew starts to act very strangely, which makes Jerri reluctant to bring him to class for Occupation Week.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Who Wants Cake?
star
7.43
28 votes

#17 - Who Wants Cake?

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/28/1999

Jerri is told she must help Principal Blackman out by turning snitch and rooting out the school retard if she wants to go on the class trip to Good Time Island.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Hit and Run
star
7.38
13 votes

#18 - Hit and Run

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/28/2000

Someone hits Mr. Jellineck with their car, and the whole school is turned upside-down trying to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Jerri wrestles with her conscience, and Mr. Noblet considers revealing his secret feelings for Geoffrey in an effort to encourage his recovery.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Jerri is Only Skin Deep
star
7.29
17 votes

#19 - Jerri is Only Skin Deep

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/12/1999

Desperate to become homecoming queen, Jerri concocts some unique strategies to eliminate the competition.

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Ask Jerri
star
7.29
42 votes

#20 - Ask Jerri

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/11/2000

At the bequest of Mr. Noblet, Jerri takes over an advice column formerly penned by Mr. Jellineck, which results in diabolical intentions on Geoffrey's part towards Chuck, and anger from nearly everyone in Flatpoint High towards Jerri.

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The Trip Back
star
7.20
15 votes

#21 - The Trip Back

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/19/1999

Jerri reverts back to her old ways and succumbs to drugs in an attempt to win the affection of a beautiful female stoner

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
A Price Too High for Riches
star
7.20
10 votes

#22 - A Price Too High for Riches

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/3/2000

Jerri struggles with class issues as the new shoe of the moment ("Flairs") is a wee bit out of her price range. She snags a job at the local shoe store and schemes to procure a pair of the salacious shoes in time for popular rich girl Melissa's party. However, Orlando has a party scheduled for that same evening, and Jerri's snobbery regarding his lower-income-bracket party threatens their friendship.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Jerri's Burning Issue
star
7.15
13 votes

#23 - Jerri's Burning Issue

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/10/2000

After deflowering a male classmate, Jerri finds out that she has contracted a series of STDs (syphillis infested with crabs which are carrying gonorrhea) and must inform all her partners of her discovery. Meanwhile, Mr. Jellineck and Mr. Noblet have problems concealing their own bout with a particularly noticeable STD.

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Sexual Harassment (a.k.a. There Once Was a Blank from Nantucket)
star
7.15
13 votes

#24 - Sexual Harassment (a.k.a. There Once Was a Blank from Nantucket)

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/18/2000

Jerri is asked out at a school wrestling game, but the boy later takes back his offer because other boys are saying mean sexual things to Jerri and she does nothing about it. So Tamela tells her she was a victim of sexual harassment and she needs to stick up for herself. Jerri later starts liking another guy, but is afraid it will end soon because of the other guys harassing her.

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Dreams on the Rocks
star
7.12
25 votes

#25 - Dreams on the Rocks

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/21/1999

Jerri's starring role in the school play stirs up a dangerous cocktail of jealousy and regret in her stepmother, Sara

Directors: Peter Lauer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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