The WORST episodes of Storage Wars New York

Every episode of Storage Wars New York ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Storage Wars New York!

A&E Network focuses its "Storage Wars'' cameras on the Big Apple (and the surrounding tri-state area), where a new group of auction bidders roll the dice by buying abandoned storage units. They hope, of course, that a winning bid leads them to a treasure trove of items inside a unit, but they're just as likely to be left with a load of trash. Among the buyers featured are ``The Legend,'' Joe Pauletich, a shrewd veteran of 20-plus years on the auction scene; ``The Hustler,'' Mike Braiotta, a Bronx-born tough-talker who looks for dependable items that he can quickly sell; and the tag team of Candy Olsen (``The Flame'') and Courtney Wagner (``The Firecracker''), co-owners of a vintage clothing shop.

Last Updated: 11/17/2024Network: A&EStatus: Ended
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6.80
108 votes

#1 - I've Got a Bridge to Sell You in Brooklyn

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/15/2013

All the buyers come ready to roll extra-large, for a second crack at rooms that rank among New York s finest.

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7.00
6 votes

#2 - Auction Haunters

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 11/8/2013

In Amityville, Mike B thinks "BIG" bringing his cube truck, knowing his shelves need restocking. Candy and Courtney do a little camera work of their own while looking for vintage. Joe P works on his golf swing and has some antiques checked out.

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7.07
143 votes

#3 - Straight Outta Connecticut

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/8/2013

Way out in the burbs, the New Yorkers hope to uncover blueblood cash value in the greener pastures of Connecticut.

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7.09
116 votes

#4 - Lady Luck Comes to Harlem

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/1/2013

The gang heads uptown for unexpected treasures in a revitalized Harlem with historic brownstones and new money.

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7.12
111 votes

#5 - Long Island City of Dreams

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/15/2013

A stealth move heats tension up between two rivals; the outer limits of New York promise out of the ordinary items.

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7.48
134 votes

#6 - The Shore Thing

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/8/2013

Border lines are drawn in the Jersey sand as the New Yorkers try to harvest cash from the Garden State.

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7.50
122 votes

#7 - Beg, Borough, or Steal

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/1/2013

The buyers travel up to Brooklyn, New York for the auction. Battles erupt for some of New York's greatest units filled with good quality items and money-making merchandise.

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star
7.55
112 votes

#8 - The Walking Bid

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/9/2013

The buyers head to Trenton, New Jersey where Chris and Tad find fireworks, but get no bang for their buck. Joe P. finds out whether his hearing aids whisper a sweet something or nothing, and a larger than life new buyer is introduced.

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7.66
105 votes

#9 - Da Bronx Tale

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/23/2013

The buyers head back to familiar ground, "Da Bronx"! Joe P. brings along a friend to help, and manages not to lose his marbles. Candy and Courtney try their luck at a Pop-up sale, and Mike B's fate is determined via remote control.

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star
7.67
3 votes

#10 - Bid Master Funk

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/8/2013

The buyers are ready to bid at a high-end facility in Bushwick. It's the end of the month and Mike B needs to stock up on merchandise. Big Steve hopes to climb into a new barber's chair and find any other man-cave type items, while Joe P looks to find his funk and some eclectic 60's and 70's style stuff. Chris and Tad look for raw materials needed to update new merchandise at their store.

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7.68
110 votes

#11 - An Embarrassment of Richards

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/16/2013

The gang is back at one of their favorite facilities, Moishe's Self Storage. Tension is in the air with new buyer Big Steve and Mike B going head-to-head. Joe P continues to have success, while Chris and Tad and the girls all go home empty handed!

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star
7.72
78 votes

#12 - Hi-Text...Hi-Jinx

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/16/2013

The gang is back in Brooklyn. Joe P. scores with some state of the art technology. Chris and Tad wet their palettes with a little wine tasting, and Candy and Courtney implement a new bidding strategy.

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star
7.85
74 votes

#13 - Bidding in the Rain

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 8/20/2013

In this episode the buyers are off to Bayshore, Long Island. Joe P. has a bright idea in mind, while Chris and Tad are determined to go big. Candy and Courtney are looking to bring Long Island to Williamsburg....with an edge, and Mike B. is all business.

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star
7.91
74 votes

#14 - The Forgotten Borough

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/6/2013

In this episode the buyers are off to Staten Island. Mike B looks for small tidy scores that will fit in his truck, while Joe P hopes to not overpay for any of his buys. New buyer Big Steve needs quantity not necessarily quality, looking for items that he can easily sell at his flea market. Candy and Courtney look for seasonal items, with Candy making her first trip to Staten Island.

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star
7.91
75 votes

#15 - Pig in a Puck

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/23/2013

The buyers head back to Brooklyn, where Mike fails to break his ongoing Brooklyn curse. Joe P focuses in on a nice profit, while Candy and Courtney fail to make ends meet. Chris and Tad's clowning around takes them to the home of the New Jersey Devils.

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star
7.99
74 votes

#16 - School of Lock

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/13/2013

The buyers venture to Edgewater, New Jersey. Joe P takes the other buyers to school, while Mike B opens a retail space for his wife. Chris and Tad decide to go with their guts, while Candy and Courtney struggle to get their groove back.

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star
7.99
77 votes

#17 - As the World Bids

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/30/2013

The buyers find themselves in Long Island. Joe P scores a picture perfect buy, putting to use his bucket of locks. Mike B finds a Polo Pony that he can actually handle riding. The girls have their first experience with vault lockers, while Chris and Tad are prepared for a good day at the auction but don't necessarily have one.

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star
8.01
73 votes

#18 - A Few Good Bids

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/20/2013

In their backyard, Newark, New Jersey, Chris and Tad look for old money antiques. Mike B. has his eye out for commercial gear he can flip quick, while Candy and Courtney need lots of merch for an upcoming sale. Joe P. is happy to be in an up and coming town like Newark.

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star
8.33
3 votes

#19 - Drags to Riches

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 11/8/2013

In this episode, the gang hits an auction in Wallabout. Candy and Courtney look for clothing and are off to the races. Mike B knows he needs to move bulk on the hustlers scale. Big Steve attempts to climb his way into the green, while Joe P might finally get exactly what he's looking for!

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star
8.38
47 votes

#20 - Legends of the Fog

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/30/2013

The buyers are back in Brooklyn. Mike B is able to finally break his curse and prove he's not tone deaf. New buyer Todd, finds some vintage toys that could be worth beaucoup bucks, while Chris and Tad get a little help from man's best friend.

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star
8.44
48 votes

#21 - Breaking Bank

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/13/2013

The buyers head out to Harlem. Joe P sets the bar high and looks for a repeat performance, having had success in Harlem in the past. Chris and Tad also look to repeat their past success in Harlem, while staying positive. Candy and Courtney are in desperate need of merchandise, looking to feed the beast! Mike B is set to go back to the basics and find stuff he can flip fast.

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star
8.50
2 votes

#22 - It Takes a Queen's Village

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/8/2013

Hoping that Queens Village will treat them right, Chris and Tad are looking for industrial. Joe P knows Queens like the back of his hand having been there 52 years, so he has an idea what's in store for him. Candy and Courtney have a lot of cheddar and are looking to buy, buy, buy! Mike looks to take down Big Steve in a bidding war.

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star
8.51
81 votes

#23 - A Turtle Grows in Harlem

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/9/2013

In this episode the buyers venture to Harlem. Joe P. drops a pretty penny on a furniture unit. Mike B. explores his feminine side with the purchase of a woman's locker, and Chris and Tad go back to school, finding some Grade A literature.

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star
8.56
45 votes

#24 - Snakes in a Locker

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/6/2013

The buyers venture to Flatbush. The girls decide it's time they play dirty, while Chris and Tad struggle to see eye to eye. Joe P enters a buyers zone, while Mike B, under instruction from his wife, is on the lookout for Shabby Chic.

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star
8.67
36 votes

#25 - East River Gold

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 11/1/2013

In this episode the buyers head back to familiar territory--Brooklyn. Big Steve is desperate to fill his flea market shelves, having not made any purchases in weeks. Joe P hopes some vintage liquor will help him drown his sorrows, while Chris and Tad are looking for variety. Mike B has his usual lack of luck in the "BK."

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