The BEST episodes of Smartypants
Every episode of Smartypants ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Smartypants!
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#4 - Birthdays, The Cookout, Vegetables
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/25/2024
Trapp tries to find the happiest birthday. Demi talks about allyship. Vic asks what are vegetables.
#7 - Michael Jordan, Family Sitcoms, God, Charcuterie
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/15/2024
Jacquis asserts that Michael Jordan was a good baseball player. Carlos explores how realistic 90s family sitcoms were. Cynthia proves that God is a woman. Tao ranks charcuterie board elements.
#8 - Standardization, Dogs, Procrastination
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2025
Trapp standardizes English regionalisms. Arasha presents why dogs aren't cute. Jeremy reveals how to procrastinate well. Content Warning: Insects (Visuals of) - [2:31-3:44]
#10 - Uniforms, Therapy, Reboots
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/26/2025
David promotes uniforms. Alexis tricks men to get therapy. Demi pitches his reboot for "Big."
#11 - Food Captain, Names, Action Star
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/20/2025
Jess explains why you need a food captain. Waleed teaches how to name a baby. Becca becomes a hero. Content Warning: Choking [31:43-32:18] Simulated bodily Injury (Neck snapping) [32:36-32:39] Misophonia (bones cracking) [32:36-32:39]
#12 - Bullying, Bedbugs, Kissing
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/29/2025
Kristen justifies bullying kids. Phil demystifies bedbugs. Ify advocates for kissing the homies. Content Warning: Emetophobia (Gagging) - [14:22-14:24, 15:14-15:16] Insects (Images of) - [10:53-11:33]
#15 - Mecha, Cuss Words, Craigslist
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/1/2024
Erika argues why the US government should build them a mech. Patrick explains why society needs new cuss words. Brian illustrates why Craigslist is the continuation of the Oregon Trail video game.
#16 - Presidents, Zzyzx, Rollercoasters, Night Owls
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/18/2024
Jon contends that current politics have ruined movie presidents. Carolyn reveals the history of Zzyzx. Grant rhapsodizes about rollercoasters. Pallavi exposes night owl discrimination.
#17 - Smoking, Movies, Cooking
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/10/2025
Siobhan argues teens should smoke. Joan champions mouse cinema. Hector explains why cooking sucks. Content Warning: Underage Tobacco Use (Discussion of) - [1:12-8:51] Death of a Grandparent (Mention of) - [1:30-1:36, 6:34-7:14] School Shootings (Mention of) - [3:09-3:19]
#18 - Stereotypes, Tardiness, Reality TV
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/4/2025
Peter explores Asian excellence. Mano ends lateness. Izzy celebrates The Real Housewives. Content Warning: Car Accidents (Discussion and themes of) - [0:44-10:29] Car Accident Sounds (Crashing, sirens) - [0:44-0:50] Joke about Death by Car Accident - [2:30-2:34]
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#20 - Outer Space, Child Labor, The Alphabet
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/24/2025
Alyssa thinks exploring space is useless. Max defends child labor. Ele finds the sexiest letter. Content Warning: Discussion of Child Labor and Exploitation - [13:46-22:26]
#21 - Crows, Anime, Parties
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/15/2025
Vinny teaches crow history. Ryan swipes right on otakus. Katie reveals how to be the best guest.
#22 - Second Families, Sacagawea, Linda Hamilton
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/12/2025
Lily supports gender equality. Tai honors a Native American icon. Cameron praises Sarah Connor.
#23 - Cereal Mascots, Categorization, Cult Classics
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/7/2025
Jiavani rebrands cereal mascots. Chad examines personality tests. Courtney raves over Grease 2.
#24 - February, Concerts, Monsters
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/17/2025
Emma cancels February. Jess explains why concerts suck. Jon criticizes sexy monsters. Content Warning: Insects (image of) - [26:17-26:22]